As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan suitcase will help you transport your clothes and toiletries away from home.

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C’mon, Crappers! Fess up! I know I wasn’t the only one who had this Hulk Hogan suitcase. Tell me at least one of you guys had it, too! Talk about fashionable luggage! I remember that the cheap plastic handle broke off from the suitcase just as I was lugging the thing jam-packed full of clothes thru the hotel in an Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Game Show Garbage- TNA week on The Family Feud!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Justin Cook writes: Wrestlecrap meets Gameshow Garbage! Here’s a description of the video. Robert Q. Seidelman presents the funniest moments from Family Feud’s TNA week NOT featuring Lacey von Erich from November 2010. And even though Lacey’s answers stole the show, the other wrestler and knockouts provided plenty of amusing moments as well, as you’ll see in this latest Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A 1995 WWF Battle Royal chock full of WrestleCrap

12 Submitted by on Sat, 16 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: A Battle Royal with some WC inductions. Also, King’s comment about Horowitz winning is gold. Let’s see… From The History Of WWE website: Owen Hart (w/ Jim Cornette) won a 20-man battle royal by last eliminating Marty Jannetty at 20:07; other participants included: King Kong Bundy, Isaac Yankem DDS, Kama, Psycho Sid, Henry Godwinn, Duke Drose, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eva Marie To Take On A Paddle Ball At Summerslam

8 Submitted by on Fri, 15 August 2014, 08:00
San Jose, CA – WWE officials have added another match to the already stacked Summerslam card with WWE Diva Eva Marie versus a paddle ball. The blood feud began during filming for the upcoming season of Total Divas. The trouble brewing between Eva Marie and the paddle ball stems from a misunderstanding between the two over Fandango. Eva Marie has Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Reunion

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The Reunion, 2011 When I say the word “reunion” what comes to mind? Having a cookout with some relatives that you haven’t seen for a long time? Going back to your high school and reliving memories with your old friends? John Cena going to Mexcio to rescue a kidnapped business man with your two estranged brothers to cash in the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Cactus Jack, Lost in Cleveland – Say It With Me: “Amnesia Angles Never Work”

25 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 15:00
In his best selling book, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, Mick Foley went into great detail about how WCW butchered his career over and over again. He went into great detail about a series of skits known as “Lost in Cleveland”, which has in turn led to many requests for it to be covered here at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Razor Ramon foam razor is so very wrong…

25 Submitted by on Wed, 13 August 2014, 02:00
This Razor Ramon foam razor was produced in the mid-90’s and meant to be waved around at WWF live events like the classic “We’re #1!” Foam Finger. Seems harmless enough, right? Except it’s a razor because the Razor Ramon character was implied to be wealthy Cuban immigrant cocaine dealer… …and razors are often used to cut coke into lines so you Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker Vs. Nailz- the feud that almost was

25 Submitted by on Tue, 12 August 2014, 02:00
Following the end of his feud with The Big Bossman, Nailz needed something new to do in the WWF (May I ask “Why?”…  His initial issue with The Big Bossman was resolved… Why pick a fight with the undead zombie? Oh well.). The Undertaker and Nailz had a confrontation (for reasons that were never really explained) on WWF Superstars in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a piece of the table Dixie Carter went through!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 11 August 2014, 14:39
I just saw this on Lords Of Pain… TNA is selling just 86 pieces of the table that Dixie Carter went through on last Thursday’s Impact Wrestling. The $199.99 item also comes with photos, a letter of authenticity and a piece of the canvas. Let’s see, here… $199.99 x 86 pieces means you could totally corner the market on this collectable for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth and Demolition drinking glasses are sure to make our hobo happy!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 10 August 2014, 02:00
This one’s for you, Blade! Yes, they’re drinking glasses of Miss Elizabeth and Demolition! You can drink from Liz on a hot summer’s day while laying on her beach towel!  I think they started out as Welch’s Jelly Jars from Canada (?). Anyone know the history of these things for sure? There were at least 6 or 7 different ones....
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast

9 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 15:00
Here’s Joe Gagne’s latest wrestling video game review- WWF Royal Rumble for the Sega Dreamcast! Apparently this game falls under the “Not bad, just mediocre” category. I never played it in the arcades or on the Dreamcast so I’ll take Joe’s word for it! I just love the idea of a Royal Rumble with an unlimited number of participants in it- Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Signs The Ding Dongs To Multi-Year Contract

17 Submitted by on Fri, 08 August 2014, 08:00
Belleville, USA – TNA Impact Wrestling announced this past Thursday that they have signed WCW tag team legends The Ding Dongs to a multi-year contract. Despite the announcement that Spike TV will not be renewing their television deal, TNA has been forging ahead signing several wrestlers, including Zema Ion and Army veteran Chris Melendez. “TNA needs a real wake-up call. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Million Dollar Belt cost WWE how much?

11 Submitted by on Wed, 06 August 2014, 15:00
The newest episode of WWE Warehouse features Ted DiBiase’s Million Dollar Belt and an interview with the person who helped create it! Dig the amazing vintage vignette footage of Ted DiBiase in his fantastic evil cape! How cool is that? Oh sure, the belt is awesome and mighty impressive looking, but WWE spent $40,000 on it in 1989! $40,000!!! You’re telling Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hacksaw Jim Duggan “U.S.A” picture disc vinyl and CD singles!

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Look what I found! It’s a 12″ U.K Hacksaw Jim Duggan U.S.A Picture Disc! It features 3 versions of “U.S.A”: Extended Club Mix Techno Mix Album Version Yes, I get the irony of this being a U.K exclusive (somebody call Alanis Morissette!) I’m getting a fantastic image of Hacksaw up in the DJ booth at a nightclub spinning these three versions Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Toot! Toot! It’s Tugboat’s theme song!

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It turns out that all you need to make a theme song is a tugboat horn sound effect, and a sweet late-80’s Casio keyboard with a functioning Demo button. Poor Fred Ottman. Between the whole Shockmaster incident (which again, wasn’t his fault!), and having to listen to this lame theme song every night for months at a time while doing Continue Reading...
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***Cancelled*** Meet Art0Donnell at Baltimore’s King of the Ring Night

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Tonight’s event is cancelled due to technical difficulties with the computer to be used. It may or may not have been the one Terri Runnells used in the early ’90s to help Michael Wallstreet win matches. Thursday, August 14th is King of the Ring night at Baltimore’s Windup Space. This month’s theme is 1989. We’ll be literally hanging from the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This is a dream matchup?

12 Submitted by on Mon, 04 August 2014, 02:00
I stumbled onto this wrestling magazine from the late 90’s and the cover made me laugh. Roddy Piper Vs. Steve Austin is a dream match? Who thought this was a dream match?! Yeah, I don’t know either, Mr. Mountain Rock! “Revenge”? Revenge for what?! Did Steve steal Roddy’s newspaper? Did Roddy let his dog poop on Steve’s lawn? Inquiring minds Continue Reading...
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