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The Failures Aboard the USS Intrepid…INDUCTED!

USA? USA?

The Undertaker is ready for retirement, but is retirement ready for The Undertaker?

Hop into your La-Z-Boy and find out in Headlies!

Stop or my mom’s favorite 1970s actor will shoot!

Ponch and Trish blow Muncie PD’s public image into the Stratusphere!

New induction!

WWE says “Safety first!”

Just not in the Performance Center.

Find out how Vince is protecting himself in Headlies!

The WBF battles the WWF…and we were there live!

Ok, not really live. But we did see Jim Quinn battle STRONGMAN SKINNER!

NEW INDUCTION!

Do you want to own a part of Jeff Hardy?

Urine luck!

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Chris Jericho takes on Colt Cabana in the “Battle Of The Podcasters!”

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Someone was out to kill Roman Reigns – and it wasn’t a smark.

This new induction will have you seeing double – four Rowans!

How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

WWE is taking you back to the past with Headlies!

We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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INDUCTION: The Final WCW TV Title Run – Fitting that It Started with a Trash Can

51 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1999-2000 It may be impossible for newer fans to believe, but once upon a time Monday night wasn’t the big wrestling night of the week.  Nope, that designation belonged to Saturday night, at 6:05pm to be precise.  Yeah, 6 OH FIVE, because for whatever reason, Ted Turner and his SuperStation flunkies determined that starting all shows at five minutes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting rides a rocket and you wear it on your head!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 01 September 2014, 02:00
Boy, oh boy do I have something strange for you Crappers today! Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this weird hat (?) showing Sting riding on a blimp or rocket or something.  I guess Sting is a Rocket Man… burning up his fuse out here alone. Or, he just likes to hump blimps in his spare time? That would explain Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Hunka-Hunka-Horrible Honky Tonk Man theme song

7 Submitted by on Sun, 31 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes Following on from a WC induction a few weeks ago that saw the first episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge inducted I found this – Honky Tonk Man’s original theme music. HTM was featured in the induction when he was a face and this would have been the music he was using about then, I think it’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Morrison’s Missing Charisma Found In WWE Warehouse

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 August 2014, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist

25 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00
FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos

5 Submitted by on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

22 Submitted by on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00
Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Dennis Rodman figures with wacky hair and accessories

19 Submitted by on Mon, 25 August 2014, 02:00
When he wasn’t playing basketball, Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW. This was back when apparently he mattered in basketball, and WCW loved any celebrity cameo they could manage to get. WCW thought it would be a good idea to release figures of Dennis to appeal to all the WCW fans and all the Dennis Rodman/Basketball fans! I bet they sold Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome wrestling ring bed, and Wrestling Buddies commercial.

20 Submitted by on Sun, 24 August 2014, 02:00
Okay, so technically this guy just bought supplies, but he used those supplies to make this fantastic wrestling ring bed for his son. What a great Dad! Admit it, Crappers- if you were 7 years old, this would make you the happiest kid on the planet and the envy of all your friends. Now, where’d I put my Wrestling Buddies?…...
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Someone Bought This: NWO Taz backpacks

8 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 15:00
Just in time for Back To School shopping season, Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found these NWO Black and White, and NWO Wolfpac Looney Tunes backpacks featuring Taz! “TAZ HATE WATER WCW!” Bryan writes: WCWfacts – Taz was in both nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. Man, even fictional characters jumped between the two NWO factions! These backpacks are a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rare unused Gene Snitsky theme song uncovered in WWE warehouse!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 23 August 2014, 02:00
A rare tape was recently uncovered in a tattered cardboard box deep within the bowels of the WWE warehouse featuring the song that WWE had originally intended to use as Gene Snitky’s theme music to best portray his intense, unique character. The song was deemed too intense and heavy to use on WWE TV as WWE officials feared it may upset small Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00
Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00
Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES

10 Submitted by on Wed, 20 August 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES released in 1993. Yes, they were still releasing NES games in 1993 while you were having fun with your Super Nintendo. As you may have deduced based on the fact that I’m posting the review here, the game sucked. I don’t think even Nintendo John liked this one! Those featureless wrestlers Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yapapi Indian Strap Match – Featuring Ric Flair’s “Raw Pink Meat!”

48 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:00
WCW, 2000 If you, dear reader, are viewing this text, it means I have finally put the wraps on an induction I’ve started and stopped about 437 times in the last three months: behold, in all it’s glory, the YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH. In hindsight, I’m not quite sure why I couldn’t get through this one.  I’ve seen worse build Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan suitcase will help you transport your clothes and toiletries away from home.

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 August 2014, 02:00
C’mon, Crappers! Fess up! I know I wasn’t the only one who had this Hulk Hogan suitcase. Tell me at least one of you guys had it, too! Talk about fashionable luggage! I remember that the cheap plastic handle broke off from the suitcase just as I was lugging the thing jam-packed full of clothes thru the hotel in an Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Game Show Garbage- TNA week on The Family Feud!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 17 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Justin Cook writes: Wrestlecrap meets Gameshow Garbage! Here’s a description of the video. Robert Q. Seidelman presents the funniest moments from Family Feud’s TNA week NOT featuring Lacey von Erich from November 2010. And even though Lacey’s answers stole the show, the other wrestler and knockouts provided plenty of amusing moments as well, as you’ll see in this latest Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A 1995 WWF Battle Royal chock full of WrestleCrap

12 Submitted by on Sat, 16 August 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: A Battle Royal with some WC inductions. Also, King’s comment about Horowitz winning is gold. Let’s see… From The History Of WWE website: Owen Hart (w/ Jim Cornette) won a 20-man battle royal by last eliminating Marty Jannetty at 20:07; other participants included: King Kong Bundy, Isaac Yankem DDS, Kama, Psycho Sid, Henry Godwinn, Duke Drose, Continue Reading...
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