Marko and Logan Stunt are having a family picnic.

It would be a shame if someone decided to chop it.

It’s a complete clusterhug…

Bayley: This is your life – inducted!

It’s a rematch 34 years in the making!

Find out how WWE is going to recreate the Wrestlemania I main event in Saudi Arabia in an all-new Headlies!

AEW adds another Hall Of Famer to All Out.

Find out who the “man of the hour, too sweet to be sour” is in a brand-new Headlie, brother!

Ever seen a steel cage match? How about a blindfold match?

Let’s combine them into a colossal cluster crap!

Gotta be TNA – and it’s gotta be a NEW WrestleCrap induction!

RD and Blade are back from Starrcast II…with a million stories to tell!

WrestleCrap Radio 283 is here!

The #1 tag team in developmental just debuted on the main roster…

…as complete jokes! Sound familiar?

What’s old is new again in a new induction!

Lacey Evans took on her greatest foe last night.

No, not Becky Lynch. A revolving door!

Put on your walking shoes and head on over to Headlies!

WrestleCrap and Bill Apter and Blue Meanie and Wrestling with Wregret and Botchamania TOGETHER!

Starrcast II in Las Vegas – We Want to Meet YOU!

Click to get ALL the details!

Want to know why Raw ratings are plummeting?

RD Reynolds has his theory in a NEW Induction!

No bull!

Sick of Raw? Why not take a break!

Bobby Heenan joins Gorilla and Sean on Bingo Break – new induction!

The treatment of The Revival is bad and it’s about to get worse.

Get ready for Vince and his sense of humor in an all-new Headlie!

The briefcases for Money In The Bank are missing!

Find out what happens when WWE doesn’t pay their taxes in a brand new Headlie!

It’s a dream come true!  Mike Tyson WRESTLES!

And…WWE doesn’t even promote it!

So dumb…any question it would wind up as a NEW INDUCTION?

Robert Roode! Eli Cottonwood! Mustaches!

It’s a lip-broom battle for the ages in Headlies!

Imagine a wrestler who acts like a black man. Sound interesting?

What if I told you he’s actually white!

The groundbreaking Slam Master J gets inducted.

You thought The Viking Experience was a bad name? Just wait until you see what they’re called now.

It’s Greek Week for Ivar and Erik in a brand-new Headlie!

Apparently being a neon creep walking around a junkyard made you a good guy in the WWF of 1992

The Crush Intro Vignettes are Chronicled in a NEW Induction!

All The Latest Crap!

WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

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  Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bad Guys – Sometimes, it’s good to be bad. Not this time, but sometimes.

11 Submitted by on Thu, 28 June 2018, 21:37
Movie, 1986 It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Dave Atkins is driving his pickup truck when the fuzz gets on his tail. With siren wailing, a police officer pursues him through the suburban LA streets on a motorcycle. Fighting traffic and the terrible glare that shows up in many of the shots, Dave thinks he has lost the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 205 Live Roster To Fight Over Money In The Bank Coin Purse

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 June 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – At a locker room meeting with the wrestlers from 205 Live, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that they would be participating in their own Money In The Bank Ladder match. The locker room buzzed with excitement, the possibilities of incredible high spots and daring aerial moves flying through their heads. The Luchadores huddled together immediately while Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #274!!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 June 2018, 09:47
RD and Blade are back to talk reverse vasectomies, the Flexing Dutch Oven, the return of David Arquette, and a great new charity drive, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Thanks to you, we are now doing guaranteed monthly shows!  Help us out, won’t you? Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Amnesia Barry Darsow – Mr. Hole In One’s Memory Gets Repossessed!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 21 June 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1999 One of the things I really loved about the early days of WrestleCrap.com was the sense of being able to prove to long-time fans that horrible wrestling angles and characters they thought they could have only imagined did in fact exist.  As the site has grown to its current gargantuan state over nearly two decades, it’s tougher to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...
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Induction: The GLOW Pilot – Chat with hot singles (and tag teams) in your area!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 14 June 2018, 23:52
GLOW, 1985 With Netflix’s GLOW series returning for a second season in just a few weeks, it’s time to look back on where it all began: the 1985 pilot for the original women’s wrestling series. Now normally, we at Wrestlecrap leave GLOW alone – not just because we’d end up inducting a different GLOW gimmick every week for years, but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Cleveland Cavaliers Sign Basket Case

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 June 2018, 08:00
Cleveland, OH – Following their devastating sweep at the hands of the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Cavaliers announced that they have signed former WCW star Basket Case. Fielding questions from the press Monday morning, General Manager Koby Altman stated that the signing had been months in the making. “The time to rebuild is now. We Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Basket Case – Boom Crapalappa!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:00
WCW, 2000 This induction has literally been years in the making.  That doesn’t mean it will be good.  It may be horrible.  But I say that it IS something I have been wanting to do for years and could never do so.  Why?  Because I could never find footage of the legendary WCW superstar known as BASKET CASE. Basket Case, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00
Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Poop in the Pool – It’s a fecal matter, baby

20 Submitted by on Thu, 31 May 2018, 20:00
Ohio Valley Wrestling, 2012 If you’ve been a long-time reader of Wrestlecrap, you’ll know that our inductions all tend to fall into one of these seven categories: A. Bad wrestling gimmicks B. Bad wrestling matches C. Bad wrestling events D. Bad wrestling media E. Bad wrestling angles with Kane F. Bad wrestling angles without Kane G. Feces Now, to see Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Observes Memorial Day By Remembering Forgotten Angles

6 Submitted by on Mon, 28 May 2018, 08:00
Richmond, VA – In honor of Memorial Day, WWE remembered various wrestling angles that have been forgotten over the years. The entire Raw locker room gathered on stage in front of the live audience. Several Superstars sported black armbands and commemorative shirts with “#ForgottenAngles”. Members of the WWE Universe removed their hats and solemnly bowed their heads. A beautiful tribute Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eric Bischoff vs. Larry Zybszko – Yes, Kids, THIS Was Bret Hart’s WCW Debut

35 Submitted by on Thu, 24 May 2018, 14:44
WCW, 1997 I’m sure you’ve heard the news. Well, I guess maybe you haven’t, if for instance you’re not following me on Facebook, or on Twitter, or haven’t listened to the latest version of WrestleCrap Radio. Or, I guess, if you somehow can only look at the bottom 80% of your screen. If that’s the case, look up silly. Or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Nobility Attends The Royal Wedding

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 May 2018, 08:00
  Windsor, UK – The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a fairy tale event complete with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect from royalty. While the ceremony at Windsor Castle featured several celebrities in the crowd such as Oprah, George Clooney, and Serena Williams, multiple aristocrats were there as well. Along with King Vitamin and Continue Reading...
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Induction: King of the Ring for NES – Throne in the garbage

39 Submitted by on Thu, 17 May 2018, 20:00
Video game, 1993 I have to admit that when it comes to video game consoles, I’ve never been an early adopter. Growing up, we always clung to our old systems well past the point when game developers stopped supporting it. We were a Super Nintendo household until Christmas 1997, and resisted upgrading from a Playstation to a Playstation 2 until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes To Take On “Doink” At All In

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 May 2018, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Wrestling fans were stunned yesterday when Cody Rhodes announced that he would be facing WWF legend Doink The Clown in the main event of All In. All In, an independent wrestling event put together by former WWE star Cody Rhodes, has received incredible amounts of attention. Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Marty Scurll, and Rey Mysterio will Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio: Episode 273!

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 May 2018, 21:43
Well well well…it seems Eric Bischoff has started a new podcast, and immediately gone on the attack on your old buddy and old pal, RD Reynolds.   RD & Blade Braxton discuss this turn of events in a breaking news version of WrestleCrap Radio – and announce that yes, they will meet Bischoff face to face in Chicago this Labor Day weekend! Again, this Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Women of Wrestling Deadsite – David McClane Forever, Stephanie McMahon Never!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 10 May 2018, 20:00
WOW, 2001 Don’t believe the propaganda. Despite what WWE would tell you, no matter how many times it is said, this woman did NOT invent women’s professional wrestling: She may have invented the worst hair dye job in the history of man back in 2005 (maybe – the more I look at it, I can’t decide if maybe I actually Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley introduces us to Jim Cornette’s friend

1 Submitted by on Wed, 09 May 2018, 02:00
Crapper LeVar Ravel (The Doctor of Style) writes: When Mankind debuted, he filmed a series of wacked-out vignettes in dark rooms, including one where he spoke to a black rat named George. It turns out George was none other than Jim Cornette’s pet rat. In this audio clip, Cornie reflects on the last days of George. It’s surreal to hear Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kane To Face Impostor Kane In Mayoral Election

7 Submitted by on Mon, 07 May 2018, 08:00
Knox County, TN – The political world was shocked today when WWE Superstar Kane’s opponent for Knox County mayor was revealed to be none other than Impostor Kane. The fake Kane, last seen being unmasked and thrown out of a WWE event in the mid 2000’s, has been quietly campaigning in the area for several months. Hours of door knocking, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies!  Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...
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Induction: The “Kiss Me Arse” Match – I’m here to show the world (my butt)!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 03 May 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2015 When Sheamus made his return after Wrestlemania 31, he broke off in a new direction, turning heel by attacking the beloved Daniel Bryan… …and sporting a new, dumb haircut that fans weren’t shy about ridiculing. Now decidedly a bully, the 6’4” Sheamus targeted the shorter men of WWE whom he felt were, pardon the pun, not in his Continue Reading...
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