It’s the most click baity WrestleCrap Induction Ever!

Eight Pieces of WCW Merchandise that Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match!

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WCW, 1995 Pretty sure I’ve written this before, but over the years, the perception I have of wrestlers I used to mock has changed.  Generally that’s due to the fact that I find something admirable or at least comical about folks that I ripped to shred in the past.  For instance, once upon a time I had no use for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cracker Barrel Clash Ends In A Country Fried No-Contest

4 Submitted by on Mon, 02 September 2019, 08:00
Chicago, IL – The “Cracker Barrel Clash” Triple Threat match held at this past weekend at All Elite Wrestling’s “All Out” ended in a triple disqualification after all the participants were deep-fried and covered in Sawmill Gravy. The match, dubbed the “Cracker Barrel Clash” saw Joey Janela take on Darby Allin and Jimmy Havoc. The back-and-forth battle saw all three Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 285!!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 01 September 2019, 23:01
RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

1 Submitted by on Fri, 30 August 2019, 02:00
  Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...
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Induction: Self-Help DDP – As good or better than a dead cat

16 Submitted by on Thu, 29 August 2019, 20:00
WWF, 2001-2002 This week’s induction is a long time in the making. And I mean long. Don’t believe me? Check out this screenshot from the old black-and-rainbow Wrestlecrap site. DDP’s self-help gimmick was indeed a story for another day, and that day is today. The story begins during the unfortunate Invasion angle. DDP had been written off TV following a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Signs 14-Year-Old After Feuding With Jim Cornette

22 Submitted by on Mon, 26 August 2019, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – All Elite Wrestling have announced that they have signed 14-year-old Jaxxon Pfefer to a multi-year contract after seeing him fight with Jim Cornette on Twitter. The feud began yesterday morning after Pfefer tweeted a video of several AEW wrestlers playfully giving and no-selling each other’s finishing moves and tagged Cornette. Naturally, Cornette derided the participants and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Erasable Pens help you fix-up your mix-ups!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 23 August 2019, 02:00
Let’s face it, if you’re booking WCW in the late 90’s, odds are you’re making a lot of mistakes! So you probably don’t want to use a proper ink pen to write out the weekly booking. Fortunately for you, we have this pair of erasable pens featuring Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash. So when you change your booking plans an hour before Continue Reading...
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Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at Eugene, the Greater Power, and The Blonde Bytch Project!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 22 August 2019, 20:30
It’s WrestleCrap Live!  Check out this line up – Brian Zane from Wrestling with Wregret! Maffew from Botchamania! The Blue Meanie! Bill Apter!  And yes, RD, Blade, and Jordan too!  Recorded live in Las Vegas! Join Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret as he goes in-depth with the WrestleCrap Live team discussing WWE’s Eugene! Next we have Maffew from Botchamania Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00
Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 August 2019, 02:00
It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no…  I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

20 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2019, 20:00
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986 Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action. And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2019, 02:00
Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...
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Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at The Black Scorpion, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz, and The Apter Mags!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 08 August 2019, 19:28
It’s a video induction special! Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, as well as Botchamania’s Maffew, Wrestling with Wregret’s Brian Zane, and the legendary Bill Apter and Blue Meanie as they look at the Apter Mags, the Black Scorpion, and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz. Join us in two weeks when we do this again with another trio of WrestleCraptacular Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

2 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2019, 08:00
Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

4 Submitted by on Fri, 02 August 2019, 02:00
It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...
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Induction: WXO – Wasn’t X-actly Outstanding

24 Submitted by on Thu, 01 August 2019, 20:00
WXO Wrestling launched (and folded) in early 2000 as an old-school, family-friendly alternative to the Big Three promotions of the time. The organization treated itself like a big deal, with the announcers claiming that top wrestlers from around the world were trying to get in on the action. Phones were ringing off the hook at WXO headquarters, we were told. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

12 Submitted by on Mon, 29 July 2019, 08:00
Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 July 2019, 02:00
All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Steel Asylum 2010 – Apparently TNA Thought the Best Way To Start a War Was With a Match No One Could See

14 Submitted by on Thu, 25 July 2019, 20:00
With the arrival of AEW on TNT starting this October, it should come as no surprise that WWE is looking to counter program and put a kibosh on any potential competition. While there’s been no discussion of moving Raw or Smackdown to start a war, sources have told this reporter that Vince & Co. have asked about the availability of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 284!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 24 July 2019, 20:22
RD and Blade return to talk Raw Reunion, a terrible show if ever there was one. But will that show be better or worse than WrestleCrap Radio? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode Continue Reading...
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Headlies: R-Truth And Drake Maverick Get Their Own Marvel Movie

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2019, 08:00
San Diego, CA – Wrestling fans were thrilled to find out that the epic battles between WWE Superstars R-Truth and Drake Maverick would be coming to the big screen as part of the Marvel Universe. Maverick and Truth appeared throughout San Diego Comic Con battling over they esteemed 24/7 Championship. While most thought it was just a fun way to Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW Uncensored ’95 – Dub-C-Dub! Dub-C-Dub!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 18 July 2019, 20:00
WCW, 1995  This past Sunday was WWE’s fifteenth annual pay-per-view dedicated to anything-goes hardcore wrestling. Originally called One Night Stand, it was officially renamed in 2009 to “Extreme Rules”, which better conveyed the event’s theme while also sounding really dumb. In practice, Extreme Rules is just like any other pay-per-view but with a few more gimmick matches than usual – Continue Reading...
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Headlies: List Of Potential WWE Wrestler Names Leaks

8 Submitted by on Mon, 15 July 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Sportskeeda.com has produced a list of potential names for current and future WWE and NXT wrestlers and personalities. “For one reason or another, a lot of WWE talent have had their names changed,” said writer Kumal Barthwal. “Sometimes it’s a shortening to just a first or last name like Rusev or Andrade. Other times it’s a completely Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jeff Jarrett and the Fat Ladies – They Sang Alright…Not for Hogan, but for WCW

16 Submitted by on Thu, 11 July 2019, 20:00
“How is this not like number four or five in WrestleCrap’s worst moments in the history of World Championship Wrestling? Does nobody remember this?” – Bryan Alvarez, Bryan and Vinny Show July 2nd 2019 One of my favorite days is Wednesday, as that is when I get my favorite weekly podcast fix, the weekly show where Bryan, Vinny, and the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Universe Fired, Replaced By Heyman And Bischoff’s Friends

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 July 2019, 08:00
Newark, NJ – In a surprise move, WWE officials have future endeavored their entire fanbase, replacing them with the friends of newly hired executive directors Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff. The move to replace fans is seen by many as a way to prevent fans from voicing their displeasure. “Look, last week was great for Raw and Smackdown, but we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Attitude “Show Me Your Puppies” shirt (sigh…)

5 Submitted by on Fri, 05 July 2019, 02:00
  This is a fine example of the worst of the worst of the “edgy” Attitude Era merchandise. Jerry Lawler loved to Oogle the Divas and got way, way too excited by their breasts. Or, as he called them “puppies”. In a really annoying, screechy, way-too-excited voice. And he’d call them that again and again and again… WWE decided to Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Headbangers, Tag Team Champions of the Universe – The belts were fake, and so was Billy Gunn’s ass

16 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2019, 20:00
WWF, 1998 Do you realize that there are now five different tag team titles across WWE’s various brands? You might also be surprised to learn that even before the company split its roster into separate brands, there were a multitude of tag team titles in the promotion. Prior to 2002, there had been such now-defunct championships as the original Women’s Continue Reading...
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