Mickie James is back!

Now she’s gone. Wait, she’s back again!

Find out what’s happening in Headlies!

As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Duke Droese on the job on his trading card

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‘ I was browsing through some pictures of 1995 WWF trading cards (it’s a cornucopia of WrestleCrap gimmicks!) on this excellent wrestling trading card site.  I like this card because it shows ol’ Duke “The Dumpster” Droese on the job in the garbage dump… which is appropriate because mid-90’s WWF often reminds me of a garbage dump… Okay, so he’s a garbage Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A most wonderful WCW theme song

16 Submitted by on Tue, 17 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Formerly impossible to find on the internet, Paul Orndorff’s “wonderful” WCW theme song is now on Youtube in all its operatic glory. This has quickly become one of my favorite wrestling theme songs of all time. How can you not love every second of this song?!...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Mania, Episode 1: An Hour Straight of Todd Pettengill…That’ll Be Good, Right?

32 Submitted by on Mon, 16 February 2015, 16:00
WWF, 1993 Text by RD Reynolds So a few weeks back, WWE surprised a lot of folks by announcing a new show called Saturday Morning Slam. It’s a show that the company has designed first and foremost with children in mind. It’s nothing new. In fact, you could argue that the WWF’s flagship show during its 1980’s glory days was also Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Colorforms

14 Submitted by on Mon, 16 February 2015, 02:00
Colorforms were pretty simple- they were vinyl stickers that stuck to a shiny mat using static electricity. And they were awesome! If you didn’t have some kind of Colorforms set as a kid, I pity you. The WWF Colorforms set includes wrestlers, accessories, and their logos that you can stick to a scene showing a wrestling ring in an arena. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Of The New Generation magazine

22 Submitted by on Sun, 15 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. As someone who collects worthless magazines published by the WWF, it’s no surprise that for a while, they released yearly specials that is basically a reminder of what the roster is to casual fans. The series appeared to be discontinued after the 1993 issue (Superstars VIII), possibly because Vince McMahon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Thunder In Paradise Interactive video game for the CD-I

21 Submitted by on Sat, 14 February 2015, 02:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ss00y9rYWA Crappers; I have another really obscure “treat” for you, today! If you’ve read R.D’s induction of 2/3rds of the “Thunder In Paradise” TV movies, or you’ve seen the show for yourself; you know just how bad Hulk Hogan’s Thunder In Paradise TV show really was.  Okay, so it was pretty much just “Knight Rider” with a magic boat instead Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Call The Bray Wyatt Hotline Now!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 13 February 2015, 08:00
Brooksville, FL – Bray Wyatt has launched his own 900 hotline where wrestling fans can hear from their favorite WWE Superstar. Much like WWE and WCW personality “Mean” Gene Okerlund’s hotline from the 1990’s, fans will be able to call the hotline to hear all about Bray Wyatt. While the main focus will be on news and upcoming matches, fans Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Russell Madness- A movie about a wrestling dog

11 Submitted by on Mon, 09 February 2015, 21:14
Here’s the trailer for Russell Mania- a movie about a Russell Terrier dog who wrestles. It’s made by the people who make those endless Air Bud and Air Buddies movies where dogs do human things, and kids learn valuable life lessons along the way. Pfft! A wrestling dog is nothing new! If you’re a long-time Crapper, you’ve seen Hillbilly Jim wrestle Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Postcards and Bumper Stickers

3 Submitted by on Sun, 08 February 2015, 02:00
From the Merchandise Catalog in the Winter 1988 issue of WWF Wrestling Spotlight #3 (featuring Brutus “The Barber Beefcake) comes some WWF Postcards and Bumper Stickers. I just love the idea of some kid sending a Demolition postcard to Grandma, or a family having a Macho Man bumper sticker on their wood panel mini van. “If You Look Like The Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: D-Generation World Order shirt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 15:00
Apparently Sean “1-2-3 Kid/Syxx/X-Pac’ Waltman has released a combination D-Generation X/New World Order” shirt! This is the ultimate shirt for the indecisive, wishy-washy wrestling fan who can’t decide who he wants to pledge his allegiance to! Yeah! Just like you, dude! P.S- Sorry you weren’t picked as the third NWO member… I know you had your heart set on that....
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Headlies: Brooklyn Brawler To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame

20 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Following the announcement of “Macho Man” Randy Savage being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, longtime WWE wrestler Brooklyn Brawler was announced as the second inductee in the Class of 2015. “I’d like to congratulate Brawler on his many, many, many years of service to the WWE,” said Vince McMahon. “Since the 1980’s, Brooklyn Brawler has been Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars: The Music Video VHS with songs from WrestleMania: The Album

3 Submitted by on Fri, 06 February 2015, 02:00
We’ve covered WrestleMania: The Album and its music videos endlessly over the years here on WrestleCrap, and R.D has inducted the contents of this video already, but I just had to show you the cover to this, the “WWF Superstars: The Music Video” VHS tape. The music videos include, WrestleMania, Summerslam Jam, USA Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Speaking from the Heart Macho Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon and the Brass Rings – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner

95 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2014 Text by RD Reynolds and Art 0Donnell “You have, you know, this is a different group of guys, and gals…its millennials. You know, they’re not as ambitious, quite frankly, and they’re not trepidatious at all.  I just don’t think they want to reach for that brass ring.  The last person to really reach for that brass ring in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bella vs. Bella – 2014 Gooker Award Co-winner

80 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 14:00
WWE, 2014 Note: Due to some suspicious Slammy-esque stuffing of the ballot box in this year’s Gooker Award poll, Wrestlecrap will be awarding the prize to the top two vote-getters. Next week will see the induction of Vince McMahon’s brass-ring fiasco, but this week we present WWE’s Nikki vs. Brie Bella feud, the co-winner of the 2014 Gooker Award. Just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts foam guitar

14 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 02:00
Hey, remember when WCW tried to get Jeff Jarrett over with the “Listen up, Slap Nuts!” and “Choke on that, Slap Nuts!” catch phrases? Yeah, someone thought that “Slap Nuts” would catch on with the public at large. Anyway, WCW sold this pink (?) foam guitar with “Slap Nuts” on it. Kind of makes those Hulk Hogan foam fingers seem Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Battle For The Belt board game is bonkers!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 15:00
 Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. The Christmas season has passed, and I just couldn’t imagine sharing this with anyone but the rest of the Wrestlecrap fanbase. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a geek for rasslin’, video games, and other assorted tags that would label most people a virgin for life, and to no surprise, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet Outback Jack and watch him shave.

17 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 02:00
Meet Outback Jack. He’s so very.. um… Australian. Watch him tie up a kangaroo. Then, watch him shave! Whoa, baby! Can you handle this much excitement, Crappers?! This was the WWE’s attempt to cash in on the Crocodile Dundee craze of 1986. Nobody particularly cared, and he didn’t last long. But he did get his own LJN figure. P.S- “Tie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan coloring book and Ultimate Warrior Crayon By Numbers set let you express yourself with COLOR!

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 February 2015, 02:00
I don’t care how old you are, Crappers- coloring is still fun! Just break out your mammoth-sized 64 count box of Crayola crayons (with the badass built in crayon sharpener!)… …and get to work making Hulk Hogan blue with a green shirt or whatever. Or, if you wanted something a little more “by the rules” you had this WWF Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Crazy Dips candy

14 Submitted by on Mon, 02 February 2015, 02:00
 Matt from X-Entertainment took a trip to his local video store to buy some old candy, and this WCW Crazy Dips candy is just one of the weird candies he came back with. It’s a lollipop in the shape of a foot (?) that you dip into fruit-flavored tart sugar. Gene Snitsky approves! But “Rick Flair” probably does not (whoever Continue Reading...
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