Say goodbye to blading in AEW and say hello Blade-ing.

Check out The Blade’s new ‘gig’ in Headlies!

Bret Hart is a hitman.

His boss? The devil.

His accent? Horrific.

It’s a new induction, pardner!

It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. ūüôĀ

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Wrestlemania XV – RussoMania

53 Submitted by on Sat, 04 April 2015, 15:00
WWF, 1999 Wrestlemania is always supposed to be WWE’s biggest show of the year, but for a while, it seemed that every other year the focal point of the wrestling calendar would stink to high heaven. Think about Wrestlemanias 9, 11, and 13; if the WWF wanted to break the odd-numbered Mania curse in 1999, they would have to pull Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part II

3 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 17:53
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Aftermath Of Summerslam (2012) The Build To Night of Champions Night of Champions this year is announced to be championship matches only at the PPV. Following WWE Champion CM Punk and new talent Seth Rollins’ decision to join Continue Reading...
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The 50 Crappiest Moments in WrestleMania History!

73 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 15:00
The mere word ‘WrestleMania’ conjures up memories that sets a wrestling fan’s heart aflutter: Shawn culminating the dream, Hogan slamming Andre, Austin kicking off the Attitude Era, Hogan vs. Warrior, Savage vs. Steamboat, Benoit and Guerrero’s curtain call, Hogan vs. Rock, Undertaker’s streak, Shawn’s retirement. This list will not recognize such greatness. Instead, in the spirit of the name of Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania 9 – It Just Doesn’t Get Much Crappier Than This!

47 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 15:00
WWF, 1993 Photos Courtesy Jeff Cohen Ahhh, Wrestlemania. Truly it is the day around which every mark’s life revolves, our own personal Christmas present that WWE allows us to open for just $49.95. Throughout its twenty-year history, the event has played host to countless great matches, unforgettable angles, and shocking happenings that we will all remember for the rest of Continue Reading...
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Thank YOU for 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com!

38 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 08:00
April 1, 2000. ¬†That’s the day a silly little webpage hit the internet for the first time. Looked something like this: It’s been an incredible journey, I will say that. Inspired by a Friend Those of you who have been here for any length of time have probably heard the story behind the creation of the website, but hey, it’s Continue Reading...
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Our Favorite It Came From YouTubes Ever!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 03:00
For years, me and RD have kicked around the idea of me loading my wrestling ring up and heading up northeast to put on the long-rumored WrestleCrap indy show/convention. If it ever happens, I’m convinced we will need to book some celebs to really make the evening special. In my opinion, my money should be dropped out on a Fabulous Continue Reading...
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Happy 15th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 00:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8ZAMRO1DU HAPPY 15th ANNIVERSARY, WRESTLECRAP! Thanks to R.D, Blade, Art, Jordan, Jed, and all the WrestleCrap staffers from days gone by for making this here website the finest wrestling comedy site on the entire interwebs since 2000! Here’s to 15 more Crappy years!  ...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Door-To-Door Apologizing For Wrestlemania

11 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA ‚Äď Following the events of Wrestlemania 31, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has begun a trip across the country apologizing. While Wrestlemania 31 was seen in a positive light overall, the usual detractors were extra vocal, particularly for the Roman Reigns-Brock Lesnar main event. The building criticism of the overall push and direction of the company has caused Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE robots shirt

3 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 01:05
Crapper Paul S. writes: We have a Wrestlemania 31 Robot shirt. Featuring cute little robot versions of wrestlers which the WWE have presumably built to fight off Hunter’s army of terminators. WWE totally needs to make action figures of those robots, like now!...
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Re-writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part I

7 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 21:05
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Summerslam (2012) The Build To Extreme Rules Following his main event defeat to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28, John Cena comes out to speak at the end of the post-Mania RAW. He picks up the microphone, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shane Douglas + The Fat Boys + Skateboarding = Best video ever.

18 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, that’s The Fat Boys’ (remember them?) cover of “Wipe Out” used for The Dynamic Dudes theme song. Shane Douglas and John Laurinaitis both probably wish you’d forget about this particular point in their careers. Look! They love to eat pizza and drink soda just like I do! They’re so fun-loving and relatable. And you thought Dean Douglas was the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Please come to WCW Nitro- you can get drunk to dull the pain!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 26 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, 14 years ago tonight marked the final WCW Monday Nitro ever! And from the looks of this flyer, they had to sweet-talk people into buying tickets by promising that they’d be able drink themselves stupid(er) so they could get through another miserable episode of WCW Monday Nitro. And all for just $30. Crappers, there is not enough alcohol on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling really is magic with this My Little Pony comic book!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:51
Crapper Paul S. writes: So looking for another wrestling comic after that Archie book? How about a comic where cartoon horses battle it out? “Cherilee gets a visit from her sister who happens to be one of the most famous wrestlers in Equestria! A long-simmering grudge between the siblings threatens to explode unless Rarity and friends can figure out a Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial 3/25/15 (Quick & Dirty Edition)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:05
Howdy, dear and patient readers. Two pieces of good news I have for you that I wanted to share with you all today, and a pimping of sorts. First up is that the casting call for new RTB writers went well. Have three new writers hard at work on their debut pieces, one of whom will specialize in old-school stuff Continue Reading...
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RD & Blade Radio: Episode 35!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 21:24
It’s Our WrestleMania Preview Show!¬† You Know What That Means: The Boys Eating Wacky Chips, Talking about Mickie James, and Yes, a Smattering of Talk about WWE’s Biggest Show of the Year!! Download by clicking here, subscribe on iTunes, or listen below!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Whiplash for the game.com (we almost got it!)

16 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 02:00
Tiger’s Game.com system¬†(you’re supposed to call it “Game Com” and ignore the period in the domain name) was one of the worst handhelds ever. It was big, clunky, expensive, poorly supported by developers, and the games were lousy. And we almost got a WCW game for it! WCW Whiplash was announced for release (I’m guessing it was supposed to come Continue Reading...
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