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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels’ lame original heel theme music

19 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 02:00
Let’s see how many of you Crappers remember this… After Shawn Michaels turned on Marty Jannetty in January of 1992 he needed new theme music to reflect his new arrogant heel persona, and he needed it quickly. But before WWE’s composer Jim Johnston could come up with something appropriate, he decided to give  him some lame, orchestral theme music- in Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill Infomercial – Whatcha Gonna Do When Steaks and Burgers and Hot Dogs and Waffles and Cookies Run Wild On You?

62 Submitted by on Wed, 18 March 2015, 20:00
INFOMERCIAL, 2007 Many thanks to Michael Cole (not that one – I don’t think) for submitting this! Long-time Crappers know the story of the legendary Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer, but for those of you that don’t, here’s the skinny: according to legend, the Hulkster was going to be offered a grill that would allow fat to drip away from whatever meat you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Archie wrestling comic book

11 Submitted by on Tue, 17 March 2015, 17:23
Crapper Paul S. writes: Via Comics Alliance. Archie & Friends Wrestle Maniacs (3/20/15) Digital Exclusive Get ready to RUMBLE! Archie and friends are laying a smackdown in this new digital exclusive! You’ll tap out with laughter as the gang jumps into the ring to tell some of our funniest wrestling stories. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ARCHIEMANIA RUNS WILD?! Script: Various Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 22:45
Crapper Sean writes: I’m sure you may have received this vid a million times as everyone I know is posting about it on twitter as I type this but this little video is quite humorous and surprisingly accurate in the description of Triple H’s career, as portrayed by many lovely ladies…and features guest appearances from names such as Justin Roberts, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Divas Edition of RAW

7 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In a closed-door meeting, Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon announced to the WWE Divas that an entire episode of RAW would be dedicated solely to them. “We’d like to thank all of you ladies for coming today,” started Stephanie. “Management understands that their has been grumbling amongst all of you about not getting enough air Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: At least he’s honest…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 13 March 2015, 14:13
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: “Cut my music because its not… good… at all…” The guys on OSW Review were the first ones I heard slag off Cesaro’s newest ring music. What do sirens have to do with being The Swiss Superman? And the hard rock noise just doesn’t fit his character at all. Apparently, Claudio agrees!...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fan Club cassette tapes have a lot of bad music

9 Submitted by on Sun, 08 March 2015, 03:00
If you joined the WWF Fan Club, you got a cassette of theme music. This is the 5th volume from 1993. Let’s look at the songs: WWF Superstars Theme Music V (1993) All tracks composed by Jim Johnston Lex Luger – “I’ll Be Your Hero” (2:13) Doink the Clown – “Doinkin’ Around” (0:42) M.O.M. – “Men On A Mission” (1:46) Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered

10 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Worst of “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania – From Sea to Shining C-R-A-P

46 Submitted by on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:00
WWE 1985-present Ever since Wrestlemania I, it has been a tradition to start off the show with a patriotic tune. Now, if you take a moment to think about it, it does seem like an odd way to start an event revolving around men in goofy tights with stupid haircuts flopping around pretending to be hurt. You don’t see that Continue Reading...
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