Finally, WWE kings and queens get the respect they deserve!

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The last wrestling game for the NES really sent a message:

“Buy a Super Nintendo already!”

LJN’s hideous King of the Ring, inducted!

It’s the biggest independent wrestling event of the year and Doink is all in!

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Eric Bischoff takes RD Reynolds to task over The Death of WCW.

Time for a response on WrestleCrap Radio!

And yes, the two will meet in Chicago during All In weekend!

Behold the 9600 baud glory of the WOW website!

Deadsites has returned to WrestleCrap!

NEW INDUCTION!

Taxes, chokeslams, and Katie Vick.

It’s the mayoral race made in Hell and you can only read about it in Headlies!

No amount of blarney could convince fans to watch this match.

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We hope you enjoyed your time in Saudi Arabia, Curt Hawkins.

You’ll be staying a while.

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It’s the ultimate battle of good vs. evil!

It’s the WWF on Family Feud in 1993!

NEW INDUCTION!

 

The Rock is going to be in a new video game movie!

He probably should have read the fine print.

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The event that killed the World Bodybuilding Federation once and for all –

The WBF 1992 Championship gets inducted!

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  • Midnight Rose To Face Kenny Omega At All In
  • New Series 'Total Awkward' To Debut This Month On E!
  • Tony Nese Donates Four Of His Abs To Sin Cara
  • WWE's "Pretty Okay Royal Rumble" Set To Take Place In Bratislava, Slovakia
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Headlies: Mojo Rawley Celebrates The Fourth of July

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 08:00
Alexandria, VA – Current NXT Superstar Mojo Rawley celebrated the 4th of July in his typical “hyped” fashion. Rawley awoke at dawn and immediately said both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star-Spangled Banner while staring unblinkingly at himself in the mirror. Satisfied, Rawley had his usual breakfast of orange juice, Jolt Cola, 5-Hour Energy, raw coffee beans, 2 cinnamon Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Battle for the Letter T – Nitro Collides with Sesame Street!!

55 Submitted by on Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:00
WCW 2000 In the last 18 months or so of WCW’s existence, there wasn’t much to cheer about.  The company had become such a mess…man.  Despite the fact I’ve written a book about it (TWICE – pick up the new version here!), when I start writing an induction like this, even I, RD Reynolds, master of matter wrestling disasters, am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lex Luger’s patriotic pillow!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 03 July 2014, 02:00
The latest episode of WWE Warehouse brings us four patriotic things, including a U.S flag themed throw pillow from Lex Luger’s Lex Express bus! We even get footage of Lex resting his weary America-loving head upon the pillow, catching a quick nap before he’s off to shake babies and kiss hands. Wait.. Strike that! Reverse it! Anyway, I’m with Joey- Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A patriotic WWF ice cream treat!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 02 July 2014, 02:00
  My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula (formerly of X-Entertainment) posted this collection of Popsicle stickers that go on ice cream trucks, including this one for WWF Ice Cream Bars! Since it’s both Summer, and near the Fourth Of July, I thought it would be quite appropriate that it happens to be All-American Lex Luger on the ice cream bar. Does Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Gambler

11 Submitted by on Tue, 01 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: You can’t think about watching WCW Saturday Night in the 90’s without thoughts of this guy getting squashed on a weekly basis. You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em. Know when to walk away, know when to……get your ass kicked?!? Those aren’t exactly the lyrics Kenny Rogers crooned way back in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A very timely and topical Earl Hebner shirt from TNA

20 Submitted by on Mon, 30 June 2014, 02:00
I’m not going to rehash The Montreal Screwjob from the 1997 Survivor Series here, Crappers. You know the story by now. You also know that Earl Hebner was the referee who called for the timekeeper to ring the bell during the “screwing” as instructed by Vince McMahon. That happened in November of 1997. As of this writing it is now the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Park, Park & Park rally towel- it should be against the law not to own one!

16 Submitted by on Sun, 29 June 2014, 02:00
 Show your support for TNA’s most esteemed Attorney (and all around good guy) Joseph Park with this “Park, Park & Park” Rally Towel.  The Trolla Corporation (check them out on Twitter and Facebook) wouldn’t trust anyone else to defend them against all those pesky pending lawsuits that seem to crop up so often against their company…...
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Induction: Hunter Hearst Helmsley – Bow down to the king (or just curtsy)

39 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 19:30
WWF, 1995-1997 Believe it or not, there was a time when Triple H was under-appreciated in the WWF. The man born Paul Michael Levesque was brought into the Federation under an embarrassing gimmick like a common grappler and not the King of Kings. That’s because, before he was Vince’s Only Begotten Son-In-Law, he was just another solid worker jobbing to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sing Along With 3 Count!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 16:50
3 Count and their awesome theme song came up in the comments for R.D’s The Nitro With No Wrestling induction (if you haven’t read it yet, what are you waiting for?!) so I felt obligated to post it here (complete with custom TurnerTron!). Kudos to WCW for actually setting out to make something funny and clever that turned out… funny and clever! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Six Sided Ring play set

11 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
TNA is bringing back the Six Sided Ring because they’re desperate to re-live the glory days of the promotion and don’t care about the wrestlers’ safety the fans demanded it! In celebration of that, here’s the Six Sided ring play set for your figures. Does not come with newly-crippled and angry wrestling figures. I bet the ropes in this toy ring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: West Texas Rednecks Rap Is Crap World Tour ’99 shirt

8 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
  I found this West Texas Rednecks Rap Is Crap ’99 World Tour Shirt on eBay.  Yes, wrestling’s most awesome country music group featuring the late, great Curt Hennig did get their own shirt! (I can’t believe WCW booked these guys as heels, and the No Limit Solider dorks with Mr. HOOTIE-HOO Master P. as faces. What a typical WCW Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania Challenge – Hulkamania Battles Donkey Kong, Brother!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1989  Text by Forest George; You can check out his website here and his Myspace page here! I kind of miss the good old days of my childhood. I really mean it! I mean back when I was a mark and I could really enjoy wrestling, and envy the kids who had the Nintendo gaming system and the Wrestlemania arcade game. In retrospect, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan has a special message for the U.S World Cup soccer team

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 14:12
The one and only reason I’m posting this is because Hulk sounds unusually lethargic and tired here, like he can’t really muster up the energy to do the typical Hulk Hogan promo. Maybe even he’s bored with the standard Hulk Hogan promo! Or maybe he’s just not much of a soccer fan? Hmm… “CUT!” “I need a nap, brother!”....
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Vs. The Incredible Hulk in an epic battle of The Hulks!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Up until 2005 Marvel Comics owned the name “Hulk Hogan” and whatever wrestling promotion the Hulkster was working for would have to pay a licensing fee to Marvel. In 1988 Marvel had a little fun at Hogan’s expense. In a short story in Marvel Comics Presents #45 Hogan declared himself to be the “The One, The Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Giant Silva vs The Great Khali

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: It’s a real life War of the Gargantuas as two colossal wrestlers face off in New Japan Pro Wrestling. In one corner we have the future Great Khali! In the other we have former Oddity and occasional Pride fighter Giant Silva! It’s literally one of the biggest matches ever and 100% Puroresucrap!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit calendar special manages to somehow be awful

8 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 02:00
Early in 1999 WCW aired a Pay-Per-View called “The WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special” (rolls right off the tongue, does’t it?). That seems like a pretty good deal, right? You pay $9.99 or whatever to see the Nitro Girls frolic about in bikinis for 90 minutes. Well, according to RD Reynolds’ induction, the thing is amply terrible. Yes, leave it to WCW Continue Reading...
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