Did you hear? The Rock bought one of Vince McMahon’s failed ventures!

No, not Dwayne Johnson and the XFL. The other Rock and the other failed venture!

Start flexing and read all about it in Headlies, Beach Bum!

TNA’s NASCAR crossover crashes and burns.

All Wheels Wrestling – inducted!

A legend answers Cody Rhodes in the TNT Title Open Challenge.

Get ready to feel the power of Randymania in Headlies!

WrestleCrap pays tribute to the late, great Regis Philbin!

A completely absurd – and TRUE! – story you must read to believe!

Obey. Consume. Buy the WWE Network.

WWE Lives in an all-new Headlies!

The Toast of The Coast takes Tinsel Town…

…and a wrestler’s life.

New induction!

All NES wrestling games are debated…and the best is chosen!

RD and Blade Show Episode 50, exclusively on Patreon!

Eyeballs, Swamps, Cameos, and Centaurs Running for President!

WrestleCrap Radio 296 is here!

Things were looking pretty bad for Rey Mysterio after Extreme Rules.

Lucky for him, WWE saw the problem and envisioned a solution.

Feast your eyes on a new Headlies!

A story of a wrestler and his rat.

CLICKBAIT WARNING: this time it’s an actual rodent.

Black Reign…INDUCTED!

Which “Dog-Faced” wrestler is demanding a match against the winner of AEW’s Puppy Battle Royale?

Find out in a doggone new Headlie!

WWE Superstars by night, drug-busting secret agents even later at night.

The second and last WWE novel – inducted!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: WWF Fan Club cassette tapes have a lot of bad music

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If you joined the WWF Fan Club, you got a cassette of theme music. This is the 5th volume from 1993. Let’s look at the songs: WWF Superstars Theme Music V (1993) All tracks composed by Jim Johnston Lex Luger – “I’ll Be Your Hero” (2:13) Doink the Clown – “Doinkin’ Around” (0:42) M.O.M. – “Men On A Mission” (1:46) Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered

10 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Worst of “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania – From Sea to Shining C-R-A-P

46 Submitted by on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:00
WWE 1985-present Ever since Wrestlemania I, it has been a tradition to start off the show with a patriotic tune. Now, if you take a moment to think about it, it does seem like an odd way to start an event revolving around men in goofy tights with stupid haircuts flopping around pretending to be hurt. You don’t see that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker searches for the camera

5 Submitted by on Sun, 01 March 2015, 15:00
This is The Undertaker’s very first WWE match- taped a few days before the “official” Survivor Series debut in 1990. When he goes for The Tombstone. he spins the guy around a bit because he’s trying to find the hard (fixed) camera but he ends up turning around 180 degrees away from where the hard camera really is. D’oh! Fortunately, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF 1995 Year In Review VHS tape is a tape nobody should want to own

12 Submitted by on Sat, 28 February 2015, 02:00
This is the 1995 WWF Year In Review tape released by Coliseum Home Video. Look at that match list! It’s like a virtual WrestleCrap induction list. Good news: The tape features the Shawn/Razor ladder match from SummerSlam. Bad news: That match is apparently clipped so you don’t get to see the full match here. Good news: So is everything else Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Joins WWE as “Jimmy Jack Uso”

10 Submitted by on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Contrary to reports that he has signed with ROH, WWE officials announced that they have signed former TNA star Samoa Joe and have already repackaged him. Joe, famous for his intense wrestling style and no-nonsense attitude, will be rechristened as Jimmy Jack Uso, the masked cousin of WWE tag team champions Jimmy and Jay Uso. WWE Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Giant Gonzalez tells Harvey Wippleman to sit on it!

25 Submitted by on Fri, 27 February 2015, 02:00
(Here’s an alternative link if the above video link goes dead). From October of 1993 on WWF “Wrestling Challenge”; The Giant Gonzalez shows up during an Adam Bomb squash match to show off his awesome impersonation of Fonzie from “Happy Days” to the crowd. He knew it was rude to interrupt Adam Bomb’s match, but he just couldn’t wait one Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Salvatore Bellomo, Boat Builder – I Guess Everyone Really Does Have to Have a Hobby

40 Submitted by on Thu, 26 February 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1984 As I’ve completely run through every episode of the greatest wrestling show ever on the WWE Network (that would be Prime Time Wrestling of course), my attention has now turned to good ol’ Tuesday Night Titans, or TNT as it is known to its friends.  For the uninitiated, it was a talk show that featured folks who competed in WWF rings in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 February 2015, 02:00
From The Wrestling Collector’s Card Page and this line of 1993 Good Humor trading cards comes this Tatanka card. Each card features a wrestler telling us what their greatest moment is. You know, I really hope Chris Chavis didn’t really say that because it’s such a word salad of meaningless, stereotypical nonsense. I dare you guys to read it out loud Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Good Humor people love The Smoking Gunns!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 24 February 2015, 02:00
From The Wrestling Card Collectors page comes a whopping three (!) Smoking Gunns cards from the set of cards you could get in Good Humor Ice Cream boxes in 1995. You may be asking yourself why they decided to put three different cards of The Smoking Gunns in the same series of cards. The answer is that Billy’s shady Uncle Sto Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do You Want To Job To Roman?

6 Submitted by on Mon, 23 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a parody of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” Entitled “Do You Want to Job to Roman?” The man doing this is LittleKuriboh, He recently started posting HILARIOUS satirical recaps of Raw and Smackdown. I suggest checking them out too. That was brilliant!...
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It Came From YouTube: Batman Vs. Lucha Bane

7 Submitted by on Sun, 22 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Jordan’s funny Guanajuato write-up reminded me: When the acclaimed early 90s cartoon “Batman: The Animated Series” did an episode with Bane (a Latin American villain), they had the great taste to design him as a luchador. And they obviously had wrestling on their minds when Batman fights Bane at the climax. Continue Reading...
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