“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

Who was the Number 1 pick in this year’s NFL Draft?

Follow the Buzzards to Headlies!

Something extremely valuable’s been buried, and it’s not Hogan’s fault this time!

New induction, made by a human!

The “Forbidden Door” swings open once again.

Grab some light tubes for a brand-new Headlies!

Hey look, it’s Garfield!

And he’s grappling!

And it totally sucks, so we’re inducting it.

You want the smoke? Ask whoever produced this match.

The Viking Raiders vs. the Street Profits – inducted!

CYN is celebrating Easter the only way they know how.

Control Your Holidays in Headlies!

Baseball has returned and so has Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz!

Find out what he had in store for Opening Day in Headlies!

After 29 legendary years, Triple H has his last match.

And he…vanishes???

Find out more in a NEW INDUCTION!

The Iron Sheik made it to Wrestlemania 38, just like Bobby Heenan predicted!

Find out who Sheiky Baby humbled in Headlies!

¡100% Lucha, la película!

Celebra nuestro aniversario con una nueva inducción

The Sleepy Superstar Wendy Choo is ready for Wrestlemania.

Just try not to wake her when you read this week’s Headlie!

Atomic Banana Battles the Big Cheese!

Nickelodeon’s WACK is here in an all-new WrestleCrap Induction!

Sharmell is heading to the WWE Hall of Fame!

Find out who is going to be inducting her in a MINUS FIVE STARS Headlie!

Before he lost his smile,

he lost a fight to a lifeguard.

New induction!

Bron Breakker would be a huge star if he smiled more.

We’ve got more helpful suggestions for him in Headlies!

March Madness is Here..and it features Dusty Rhodes and the Stars of the 1988 NWA!

NEW INDUCTION!

Did you hear? Tony Khan purchased another promotion.

AEW is Wrestlicious in Headlies!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 July 2015, 21:48

There’s now a TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD… Yes, really. Here’s what’s on it straight from the Dixie’s mouth: IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: THE BEST OF HULK HOGAN “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan is known around the world as one of the biggest names in the history of pro wrestling! Hogan made history in 2009 when he joined TNA Wrestling and Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Wrestlemania 2 promises to be a real THRILLER!

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 July 2015, 15:00

Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I … I don’t know. Didn’t Vince just use sexy jazz music and “faux-orchestral meets fitness club” Jim Johnston jams around this time? Did Vince actually PAY to use Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” for a PPV? Why would he do that? I bet he just used it without getting permission....

Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Grill menu

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 July 2015, 05:02

In his latest induction R.D takes a look at the old WCW.com! He wrote: There’s also a section for the Nitro Grill, but unfortunately, Father Time has not been kind to this area as we get lots of broken links and missing images. So while we do find out that a Goldberger is essentially a one-way trip to the hospital Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Motorsports shirt

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 July 2015, 02:00

Courtesy of The WCW Worldwide Blog, it’s a WCW Motorsports shirt! These stupid WCW Motorsports update segments used to eat up valuable time on WCW programing all the time. This WCW/Racing connection is so very… Southern....

Someone Bought This: WCW Ring Masters figures- wrestlers get wacky jobs!

26 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 16 July 2015, 02:00

For the last couple of years of WCW’s life, its figures were produced by ToyBiz (now known as Marvel Toys who currently produce TNA’s figures). In 2001 (I believe just a month or two before WCW ceased to exist) they released a series of strange figures under the “Ring Masters” line. No, no- not him! Wrong “Ringmaster”! The basic idea Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Kamala Moon Belly benefit t-shirt is cool, and for a good cause too!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 15 July 2015, 02:00

Back in 2012 someone made this Kamala moon belly t-shirt to help out James Harris (AKA: Kamala) with some medical bills he encountered after having to have his legs amputated. How cool is that shirt? I wish I would have known about it back then because I would have bought it for sure and I know you Crappers would have, too!...

It Came From YouTube: What Can a Peacock do to a Moose?

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 14 July 2015, 23:34

Crapper Paul s. writes: Kyle O’Reilly, Dalton Castle, and Jay Briscoe in a true meeting of the minds....

It Came From YouTube; WWF Superstars episode from 1995 is WWE at its lowest

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 14 July 2015, 02:00

Here’s an episode of WWF Superstars from August 19th, 1995 Let’s take a look at a run-down of the show… Razor Ramon squash Live Event News-British Bulldog/King Mabel/Sir Mo Promos Eli & Jacob Blu vs Jobbers Kama squash Goldust Promo Fatu (Makin a Difference) vs Jobber Dean Douglas Report Card WWF President Gorilla Monsoon interview King Mabel vs Bam Bam Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” Added To WWE Axxess

14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:25

Arlington, TX – WWE officials have announced the latest edition to Wrestlemania Axxess will be the “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” booth. On a conference call this afternoon, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon and WWE Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle Wilson revealed details for the new installation. “Axxess, which takes place in the days leading up to Continue Reading...

RD Reynolds Talks Death of WCW with Main Event Status Radio!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:15

A fun way to start the week – me talking The Death of WCW for 90 minutes! Click here to join the fun as I yak away with Main Event Status Radio! ...

Someone Bought This: 80’s WWF Party Favor Bags will liven up any party!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 13 July 2015, 02:00

My old buddy Matt at Dinosaur Dracula used to run X-Entertainment. One day, he decided to go to a Junk Shop and he found these vintage 80’s WWF Party Bags featuring The Iron Sheik, The Junk Yard Dog, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Snuka, and Rowdy Roddy Piper. Because it just isn’t a party unless you have a bag with an image Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Wrestle War ’90 rap!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 12 July 2015, 16:56

It’s the Wrestle War ’90 rap! I like how they rhymed “to see” and “cable compANY”. Now that takes some real writing talent!...

It Came From YouTube: Rick Rude’s WCW theme performed on a cheap Casio keyboard

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 12 July 2015, 02:00

If you have $25, you too can buy a little Casio keyboard and perform Rick Rude’s WCW theme song! This is so beautiful, it would bring a tear to a glass eye. Mike Angelo would be so proud!...

Someone Bought This: Kevin Nash NWO bowling ball

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 12 July 2015, 01:50

I found a Kevin Nash NWO bowling ball on eBay. I bet it tears apart at least one of your pins each time you throw it down the lane....

It Came From YouTube: John Cena wants you to stop being so fat and lazy!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 11 July 2015, 02:00

Crapper Randall B. writes: So, has this been noted for a Somebody Bought This yet? Because the idea of him not only exercising with me and motivating me, but making my dinners makes me wanna buy a thousand of them. John Cena wants you to get off your butt, put down the “Fixing Servers In The Netherlands For Dummies” book, Continue Reading...

IT CAME FROM YOUTUBE: Brock Lesnar’s Street Fighter II Bonus Stage!

11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 10 July 2015, 15:43

No text needed here. The video speaks for itself! ...

It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels is forced to find another job

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 July 2015, 02:00

Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Remember 2009? Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker had one of the greatest matches in not just Wrestlemania history but the entire history of the WWE. Shawn lost a cited needing to take time off D-X buddy/immature delinquent Triple H entered into a feud with The Legacy and founded himself needing a tag team partner. SO he Continue Reading...

Induction: The Outsiders vs. Adult Film Stars – Hall & Nash’s Biggest Opponent…In Two Ways!

36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 09 July 2015, 20:18

WCW, 1999 When head writers Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara jumped from the WWF to WCW in the fall of 1999, many expected big changes for WCW and its fortunes. For the masterminds behind the Attitude Era, what WCW needed more than new stars was sex, sex, sex. Not content with just infusing sexual content into the storylines and characters Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Jim Cornette Gets It Wrong

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 09 July 2015, 15:00

Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: The best part about this parody is Jim Cornette himself approved of it, saying on Twitter “This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.” Awesome!...

Someone Bought This: The lamest socks in the world, brother!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 09 July 2015, 08:18

If you are looking for a way to repel every member of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that’s your thing!) then put on a pair of these Hulk Hogan socks for adults that I found on Amazon and you are sure have plenty of free time to practice your cornholing skills. There is only one context in which I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Weird WWF Corn Snack flavors from the U.K

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 09 July 2015, 02:00

I came across this page about WWF Crisps corn snacks that were released in the U.K in 1993. Each bag had “points” on it that you could mail in for WWF stuff! I’d have totally tried all three of these if they’d been available in the U.S. And you thought Randy Savage didn’t like chips…...

It Came From YouTube: An undead zombie mortician Vs. an escaped convict- I love wrestling so much…

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 09 July 2015, 00:03

The Undertaker wrestled Nailz on house shows before Nailz was fired for (allegedly) assaulting Vince McMahon over pay issues. Here’s a shocker- the match blew the big one! Thank goodness this mess never made it to Pay-Per-View. Let’s take a look at the rest of the card from this show courtesy of The History Of WWE: WWF @ Indianapolis, IN Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant beer mug

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 July 2015, 16:23

Andre The Giant loved two things in life: Foosball, and drinking. Okay, so I’m not really sure about the Foosball thing, but he definitely loved to drink. To commemorate that, the WWF produced this beautiful Andre The Giant beer mug which I found on ShopGoodWill.com! It features a nice biography of Andre on one side, and a stunning artistic rendition of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Christian is called WHAT?!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 July 2015, 10:56

I found this signed Christian trading card on ShopGoodwill.com and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”. That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee! But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The WCW Thunder rants

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 July 2015, 02:00

Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is from the GOD AWFUL WCW Thunder game for the playstation. At the character select screen you can here the wrestlers cut promos on you to get you to pick them. Well, Except for Kevin Nash. He REALLY doesn’t want to be picked. Also, some of them just threaten you instead. Ah yes, Thunder… Joe Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hunter Hearst Helmsley How To Be A Snob shirt

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 07 July 2015, 21:22

I was re-reading Art’s fantastic induction of Hunter Hearst Helmsley (go read it right now or I will make you jump hurdles on a horse while trying to balance a glass of fine wine on your head) when I saw this screen shot of a Hunter “How To Be A Snob” shirt. This is a rare example of a piece Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Dusty Rhodes wants you to buy WWF Merchandise

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 07 July 2015, 02:00

From 1990, Dusty Rhodes shills for the WWF Merchandise Catalog with help from Sweet Sapphire as she models some of the apparel. This is really fun to watch. Dusty is great doing this- he looks like he’s having an absolute blast and Sapphire is just kind of along for the ride. I like the WWF logo cap. It seems kind Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Replaces Michael Hayes With Heath Slater

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 July 2015, 08:00

Badstreet, USA – WWE officials have officially announced that video, pictures, interviews, and mentions of Michael “P.S.” Hayes will now be replaced with WWE Superstar Heath Slater. In a conference call yesterday, WWE CEO Vince McMahon said, “In light of recent invents going on in the Southern United States, we feel that as a company it is time to move Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Dave Meltzer; meet Davey Meltzer.

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 July 2015, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So during a the UWF’s brief run Herb Abrams apparently took umbrage at The Wrestling Observer newsletter. So he named a jobber “Davey Meltzer” then had Dr. Death Steve Williams squash him and shove a newsletter down his throat. It was dumb, it was petty, and it went over most of the viewer’s heads but it Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Wrestlers + these stickers = awesome.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 05 July 2015, 18:41

As seen on Tumblr…. new aesthetic: wrestlers photoshopped over lisa frank stickers I’d like to think that Mrs. Deal and Triple Kelly would go for these. And probably Peter Gazer, too! Oh heck, I always thought Lisa Frank stuff was pretty awesome and really creative. Besides, adding kittens and goldfish in bowls only makes The Rock that much cooler! Dear Continue Reading...