Crapper Sean Bateman writes: It doesn’t matter if he’s Mondo Kleen or Damien Demento, he still is a fuckin’ jobber. I couldn’t disagree more. Phil (Damien) is a good sport with a great sense of humor. He’s one of the wrestlers who really “gets” WrestleCrap! The gimmick might be WrestleCrap (actually, I always thought it was pretty cool and that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena “You Can’t See Me” baby booties
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 07 December 2014, 02:00Look, I know WWE targets young kids with the John Cena merchandise, but this is taking things a bit too far!...
It Came From YouTube: Bam Bam, a biker bar, and some delicious pierogies
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 06 December 2014, 02:00Crapper CP writes: I don’t know if anybody sent this in yet, but seeing the mention of Bam Bam in the Flintstones trailer vid made me think of the time Mr. Bigelow appeared in a commercial selling pierogies. They actually shot this ad at a bar one town over from where I live, and it is widely known as a Continue Reading...
Headlies: Dolph Ziggler To Take On A Ladder At TLC
12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 05 December 2014, 08:00
Austin, TX – On this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE COO Triple H announced that Dolph Ziggler will be facing a ladder at the TLC pay per view on December 16th. Despite losing power at Survivor Series,Triple H was in the ring addressing the crowd for the first 20 minutes of Smackdown, when the restless crowd began to cheer Ziggler’s Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Weird WCW vinyl window decal
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 December 2014, 02:00This is a vinyl window decal I found on Amazon. “My Wife Is My #WCW”? What on earth does that mean? “Baby, you’re my defunct, badly-managed wrestling promotion that churned-out a bunch of stupid angles that I couldn’t stand to watch”. “Aww, thanks, sweetie!” says your lovely bride as she gives you a peck on the cheek. Crappers, please tell me that Continue Reading...
Induction: Day Of The Warrior – Buff Bagwell Wants Snoo-Snoo
22 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Thu, 04 December 2014, 20:00
Movie, 1996 American Male. N.W.O. Member. Monday Night Raw participant. Escort. Marcus “Buff” Bagwell has worn many hats, most of them in the hideous top hat category. A while back, rumors began to spread that for the first time ever Bagwell was going to be starring in an honest-to-goodness adult film. Well I am here to put those rumors to Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Keep your WWF Hasbro figures safe with a collector’s case
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 December 2014, 02:00This is a page from the 1993 Toy Fair catalog. Look Crappers; I know the problem you’re facing. You have a Hasbro Skinner figure that you want to protect. You want “The Model” Rick Martel to retain his high value. You don’t want your dog eating I.R.S! You need a way to keep it safe and sound. What you need to do is invest Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Roddy Piper “All Out Of Bubble Gum” soda
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 December 2014, 02:00You’ve heard R.D Reynolds on Roddy Piper’s podcast, and now you can get Roddy’s “All Out Of Bubble Gum” bubble gum flavored soda at Hot Rod’s official site!...
Someone Bought This: Stylish Hulk Hogan letterman jacket
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 December 2014, 02:00You’d really make a bold statement wearing this colorful red and yellow Hulk Hogan letterman jacket! This is the kind of thing I’d never wear out in public, but would probably love to display in my house....
It Came From YouTube: The Flintstones meet WWE and we have the trailer!
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 December 2014, 17:51Here’s the trailer for The Flintstones: Stone Age Smackdown. This is either going to be great, or awful. I hope Hornswoggle has a match with The Great Gazoo! It’s a shame that Bam Bam couldn’t have a moment where he meets Bam Bam Bigelow....
Someone Bought This: WCW P.N News prototype figure
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 December 2014, 02:00In the early 90’s Galoob produced a line of WCW figures. This is the unreleased prototype P.N News figure, complete with pendant chain! Wait… They didn’t release him?! No baby, no baby, no! I for one an deeply saddened that members of The P.N News Posse were never able to buy a figure of the greatest rapper in WCW history. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Rock and John Cena musical toothbrush
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 30 November 2014, 02:00I’m just going to paste the description of this WWE The Rock and John Cena BrushBuddies toothbrush that I found on Amazon, because it says it all: WWE® The Rock And John Cena Musical Toothbrush Enlist your favorite stars from the ring in your fight against tooth decay! Press the buttons and the musical toothbrush plays two different theme songs–The Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan clipboard (you know, for kids!)
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 29 November 2014, 02:00A Hulk Hogan clipboard? Exactly how many times is 8 year old Bobby likely to say “Boy, I really need a clipboard right now so I can fill out this form!”? Kids do still have desks at school, don’t they?! I suppose you could buy this to use at work and really impress your boss!...
Headlies: Member of Insane Clown Posse Interrupts Survivor Series
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 28 November 2014, 08:00St. Louis, MO – The WWE Universe was shocked during the main event of Survivor Series when a member of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse came to the ring and fought company COO Triple H. ICP has a long history in professional wrestling, appearing in WWE, WCW, and ECW, as well as creating their own federation, Juggalo Championship Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A WrestleCrap Radio Classic- R.D finally snaps!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 November 2014, 02:00I’m just going to copy Blade’s description of this video… From the 5/09/08 episode, the most infamous moment as voted by the WrestleCrap Radio listeners. A drunk Blade tells his bootleg Creature From The Black Lagoon mask/Clerks II story and RD loses his shit during the “Question of the Week” segment!!! One of my favorite moments in all of WrestleCrap Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE “celebrates” WCW by making t-shirts with logos of their worst PPVS!
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 27 November 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Apparently someone in WWE’s marketing department decided to issue some throwback shirts to classic pay-per-views. But what classic WCW events did they chose? Well for starters there’s Starcade 2000. I’m not sure if anyone would want one in 2000 much less now… There’s also this WCW Greed shirt. Yes WWE actually made an ironic T-shirt of Continue Reading...
The Ninth Anniversary Celebration of RD Reynolds & Blade Braxton’s Podcasting Exploits! Cameos a plenty, flashbacks, and a celebrity trip to the grocery! Click here to join the fun!...
It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker’s debut is met with silence
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 November 2014, 15:00This is of course The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut (after months of hype) at Survivor Series 1990. Obviously R.D inducted this years and years ago, and he’s the namesake for our Gooker award, but you really need to hear just how dead the crowd is throughout the entire ordeal. You can almost hear the disappointed “Aw! That’s it?” from the Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: Bill Kazmaier: World’s Strongest Man, Take 47
21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 26 November 2014, 15:00
WCW, Early 90’s I’ve written before on this here site about the legacy of wrestling’s “strongest men”. In fact, when the site first launched way back in the stone ages, one of the original inductions was that of the Pony’s wearing slab of muscle known as Ted Arcidi. It’s funny, because when I happened upon footage of today’s inductee, Bill Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF Superstars are very thankful at the 1989 Survivor Series
27 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 November 2014, 10:00Crapper Jim S. submitted this video and writes: Jim S. from New Yerk here. Long time crapper, first time call–uh, submitting. Here’s all (well, most of) the Survivor Series ’89 participants letting people know what they’re all thankful for. Gotta give props to good ol’ Dusty being the first human being ever for being thankful for yellow polka dots for Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Godfather “Just Say Ho” shirt
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 November 2014, 02:00Ah yes, The Godfather… The WWE’s Happy-Go-Lucky Pimp. This was one of his t-shirts (this one’s signed!). “Don’t say no, just say Ho!”? Nancy Reagan is not amused! It comes complete with “Ho Train” on the back. This is one of those shirts that I would’ve been embarrassed to wear even in the Attitude Era....
Induction: The Karate Fighters Holiday Tournaments – Randomly flailing limbs, brackets full of unknowns, and it wasn’t even the Brawl-For-All!
25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Tue, 25 November 2014, 20:00
WWF, mid-90s By Art 0’Donnell & RD Reynolds In 1995, Milton Bradley finally produced its answer to the 1960s classic toy, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. While Milton Bradley’s version may not have earned the name recognition of its spiritual predecessor, it did leave a legacy in the world of sports-entertainment through its perennial sponsorship of the WWF in general Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Clown around in a Doink baseball cap
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 25 November 2014, 02:00Show your love of our favorite evil clown Doink with this awesome Doink The Clown baseball cap! Gotta love his logo....
Someone Bought This: Sean Mooney promotional photo and trading card
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 November 2014, 02:00Sean is looking spiffy in this promotional photo wearing his snappy WWF-embrodered blazer and holding the classic WWF microphone. If I had this photo signed by Sean, I would frame it and proudly hang it on my wall (no joke!). This fine photo is the same one used on Sean’s WWF trading card:...
It Came From YouTube: Grumpy Cat predicts the Survivor Series main event
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 23 November 2014, 12:42Sometimes words fail me…...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan suspenders will keep your pants up in style!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 23 November 2014, 02:00Look at this snappy pair of Hulk Hogan suspenders- I bet Nathaniel would love to have these babies in his collection! (WrestleCrap Trivia: Nathaniel calls his fantasy wrestling alter-ego “Super Stock”). They’re even Urkel-approved!...
Someone Bought This: Men On A Mission trading card
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 22 November 2014, 02:00Men On A Mission: The Trading Card! Wow, and I thought their all-purple outfits were bad… For some reason the size of Mabel combined with the tire reminds me of Fat Albert and the gang hanging out in The Junkyard. HEY HEY HEY!...
Headlies: Rusev Wins Canadian Heavyweight Championship
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 21 November 2014, 08:00Calgary, Alberta, Canada – In an impromptu match, current WWE United States Champion Rusev defeated Lance Storm for the Canadian Heavyweight Championship. Storm, a former WCW and WWE Champion, was conducting his weekly appearance on Wrestling Observer Live when he heard a pounding on his front door. The burly Rusev burst through the door, attacking the semi-retired Storm. “What’s this Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sid’s best promo ever
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 November 2014, 02:00This is of course Sid Vicious’ infamous promo from WCW Nitro where he stumbles over his big line and makes himself look particularly stupid in the process. It’s Hall and Nash’s reaction that really makes this a classic....
Induction: “End Game” – Kurt Angle wants perverted sex (part 2)
25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 20 November 2014, 20:00
DVD movie, 2009 If I asked you what Jenna Morasca and Sharmell had in common, you would probably say that they were both part of perhaps the worst professional wrestling match of all time. You would be right, of course, but there’s another common thread tying the two women together: Kurt Angle wanted to have perverted sex with both of Continue Reading...