Check out this weird commercial for the WWF WrestleMania VCR Board Game. The Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth lead a teenager through.. um… some world that reminds me of The Halls Of Medicine from those old Halls Cough Drops commercials. It’s like Randy’s leading the kid through a virtual representation of the WWE’s tape library. I half-expected Max Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Fat Chick Thriller – What? You Expect Some Funny One Liner Here? He’s a Dude that Digs Fat Chicks!
21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 13 October 2014, 19:42
WCW, 2000 One night, many years ago, I was on the phone with my friend John, a man you would know better as “Earthquake”. I remember it like it was yesterday. Us talking on the phone was not uncommon; we’d talk about wrestling sometimes, but mostly we’d talk about our families, we’d talk about what we each had to eat Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Purple Haze is coming- ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 13 October 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: It’s the Halloween season which means Wrestlecrap needs a lot Kevin Sullivan. Watch as he summons a wrestler from the ocean. Oh boy, that is certainly an um… interesting way to debut a wrestler. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that he has a crappy gimmick and that I’ve never heard of him before. Two things Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu and bonus pasta shapes
54 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 12 October 2014, 02:00Crapper Gene Marsh (who is not mean, so far as I am aware) writes: I don’t know if you guys have featured this before, but some recently found a menu from the grand opening of Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania! Oh wow! We’ve covered the Grand Opening of Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania before. Let’s take a look inside and take a gander at Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A signed 8×10 glossy of Ray Rougeau!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 11 October 2014, 02:00Crapper Anthony Cox writes: From the man who brought Wrestlecrap the autographed Mark Madden Hawaiian Shirt comes this! At the same indie show, these were being sold for 5 bucks! Who could pass up on a deal like that for an autographed picture of one half of The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers? I need help, don’t I? Help? Nah! You’re probably Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Wagon Wheels
14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 10 October 2014, 15:00WWE Wagon Wheels Fellow Crapper Aaron Maiden writes: “I bought something stupid. A popular snack in the UK is the Wagon Wheel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels), and in the supermarket recently I saw these. I had to have them. WWE branded Wagon Wheels. And they come in Wham Bam Jammie flavour. Now, let’s see who we have inside… There’s the Undertaker… John Cena… Continue Reading...
Headlies: The Rock Returns, Immediately Fails Wellness Test
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 10 October 2014, 08:00Brooklyn, NY – On Monday night, former WWE champion and Hollywood star The Rock returned to WWE television only to fail a Wellness test immediately after his appearance. The Rock, who hasn’t been seen on WWE television in months, was greeted with a large ovation from the Brooklyn crowd. After verbally dismantling Rusev, The Rock soaked up the adoration of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF Greetings On Call (Paul Bearer sings!)
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 October 2014, 02:00Oh, this is a good one! From 1995 I present the WWF’s “Greetings On Call”! How cool would it be to get a special birthday message from Razor Ramon? Or The Undertaker? Lex Luger singing is just priceless! He would’ve made for a great lounge singer if the whole “Being a patriotic American” thing didn’t work out for him (and Continue Reading...
Induction: Just Joe – If only this gimmick were just a rumor…
21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 09 October 2014, 20:00
WWF, 2000 Things were looking up for Joe E. Legend in the year 2000. With his former tag team partner Edge and former stablemate Christian launching themselves into superstardom with their memorable ladder matches, the indie veteran must have had high hopes for his career when he signed a coveted WWF contract. An on-screen reunion with his buddies E&C wasn’t Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: WrestleMania Video Game Video – Featuring Bret Hart, Video Game Technician
24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 08 October 2014, 15:00
Acclaim Video Release, Mid 1990’s The initial release of the Sony Playstation saw a lot of great games hit in a very short period of time. There were originals like Twisted Metal and Warhawk, excellent ports like Rayman, and arcade classics like Ridge Racer and Tekken. Shortly after the PSOne’s debut, Midway released a conversion of its Mortal Kombat style Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF Slam Cam digital camera
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 October 2014, 02:00From the late 1990’s it’s the WWF Slam Cam digital camera made by Jakks Pacific. Here’s the official product description and system requirements: The World Wrestling Federation figured that just watching their “brashing brawlers” on television isn’t enough for their fans. Watching them slam and bam each other for your entertainment just doesn’t cut it. You want to be in the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This custom Braden Walker/Chris Harris figure can be yours!
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 07 October 2014, 03:10Crapper Deuce Equiss writes: Well, maybe we should call it “I hope someone buys it”, for it is my custom Braden Walker figure, now on eBay. Cool! Very well done! Crappers, bid on this cool custom Braden Walker figure now!...
Someone Bought This: The WWF Electronic Microphone lets you pretend to be Mean Gene Oklerlund!
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 07 October 2014, 02:00Straight out of 1991, It’s the Official Electronic Microphone (with powerful sound amplifier!). Yes, now you too can be Mean Gene Oklerlund! Get a couple friends together with this microphone, and some Wrestling Buddies or Hasbro figures, and you’d have a blast calling the action and providing the sound effects. The “6 Action Sounds” promised on the package really did Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: The Night Stalker vs. Sid Vicious – We’ve Not Inducted This? Really??
30 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 06 October 2014, 20:00WCW, 1991 On the road, traveling for work, but I’m not sweating it. A long, 8-hour flight will provide me plenty of time to go back through the Nitro and Thunder archives for the next target of my poison pen. I know the dates this mishap took place, and through I’ll have to tear through about 2 months of those shows, I am Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Brian Christopher’s new hip-hop album “Bringin’ Sexay Back”!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 October 2014, 11:42Okay, Crappers, I’m just going to copy what I saw on Lords Of Pain for you all to marvel over: Former WWE Superstar Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, has a new hip-hop CD out on iTunes. “Bringin’ Sexay Back” is also available on Amazon and Spotify. A press release described the CD like this: “This CD consists of several hilarious Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive figure is computer-powered!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 October 2014, 02:00This WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive electronic figure was produced by Jakks Pacific in 1999. Here’s the official product description and system requirements: Steve Austin, the finger-pointing WWF mascot, can now be directly plugged into your computer. Fans can download his rants and wrestling sound effects right off the Internet. Using the enclosed CD-ROM and secret password, players access Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Steve Austin shirt that won’t shut up!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 04 October 2014, 02:00Crapper FriscoKTank writes… In the comments to your Bill Goldberg 3D shirt, I brought up the talking T-Shirts and you said that sounded like something a distant relative would buy you… I would tend to agree. I also found one of those shirts if you want to use it for one of your future inductions. This is the Stone Cold Continue Reading...
Headlies: Raw Extended to 5 Hours, Bryan Alvarez Institutionalized
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 03 October 2014, 08:00Bothell, WA – In a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the surprise announcement that his company’s flagship show Monday Night Raw would be adding two extra hours. The extension will now see the program running from 8:00 PM EST to 1:00 AM EST. “This is a very exciting time,” said McMahon with a twinkle in his eye. “We’re Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF Championship Belt Bag fanny packs are the ultimate fashion accessory
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 October 2014, 02:00Ah, the early 90’s… Milli Vanilli topped the charts! A young rapscallion named Bart Simpson told American that he was “An underachiever… and proud of it, man! And along with Hula-Hoops, Fanny Packs were all the rage with the youths, as you can see with these WWF Championship Belt Bags. If I ever start a band, I’m totally calling it “Sturdy, Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Divas in Hedonism – Finally! Divas on a Trapeze!
14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 02 October 2014, 20:21
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I think I need to reiterate something: I love beautiful women. That’s a point, I believe, that some people may find hard to believe giving my rantings and ravings about women in wrestling. You see, these days, most women on WWE TV just bore me to tears. Candice Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 02 October 2014, 02:00Crapper Sean (who is a far-out hep cat for sure!) writes… I do not know if this has been featured yet but I randomly came across this commercial for the WWF Attitude cologne…dear god that was a thing? Beatniks doing poetry? Not the first thing I would think of when wanting to promote your cologne…especially in the Attitude Era. Hell, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 01 October 2014, 02:00I found this Hulk Hogan electric toothbrush set on Amazon and had to share… Not only because it looks cool, but also because it talks! Imagine waking up the morning and the first voice you hear is Hulk Hogan! And you thought only Hulk’s girlfriend got to experience that treat? No way! Plenty of 7 year old boys did, too. Wait, Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K15 goes retro with fan-made Sega Genesis WWF Raw parody video!
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 30 September 2014, 11:33Crapper Brendan Docherty (@BrendanDocherty) sent in this video that he made to WrestleCrap’s Twitter Feed (@WrestleCrap) of WWE 2K15 done like the old WWF Raw Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo game. That is amazing! You put such great details into the graphics! I would buy this game in a heartbeat! WWF Raw on the Super Nintendo was and still is one of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin and his famous friends raise awareness about a very important issue
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 30 September 2014, 02:00Steve Austin, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Ralph Macchio band together to raise awareness about a very serious issue in this new commercial for Wendy’s new line of Bar-B-Que Pulled Pork sandwiches. And really, if you can’t trust The Rattlesnake, Daniel from The Karate Kid, and Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, then who can you trust?! #BBQ4Merica I wonder if Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana – He Has Half the Sense of Direction You Do!
40 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 29 September 2014, 21:00
WCW, 2000 Big news first: the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is NOW AVAILABLE. Not for pre-order; it’s shipping NOW. I will also have a few autographed books available to ship directly from WrestleCrap HQ, which will be available sometime in the near future. So check back if you are interested! I’ve kinda beat y’all over the head with Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Andre The Giant tries to kill some kids for their Honeycomb cereal
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 29 September 2014, 02:00BIG HONEY TASTE! I want to see a wacky sitcom about a group of ragtag kids, their robot friend, and Andre The Giant as they all go on crazy adventures and get into mischief. License to get ratings!...
Someone Bought This: Mega-Maniacs “megaphone” plastic cone
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 28 September 2014, 02:00In 1993 the WWF re-united Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake as a team and turned Jimmy Hart face to manage them. The team was known as The Mega-Maniacs and the only thing of note they did was feud with Money Inc. It’s really just a plastic cone that doesn’t so much amplify your voice as make it echo a Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Tag Team Wrestling is the worst wrestling video game ever
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 27 September 2014, 02:00Joe Gagne reviews Tag Team Wrestling for the Nintendo NES. He’s absolutely right about everything. This is an awful game. Actually; since I never read the game manuals as a child; I never knew about that awkward menu system until I watched this review. I think I just randomly pressed buttons to try and make something interesting happen because I Continue Reading...
Headlies: Kevin Steen Repackaged As “Pierre Poutine”
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 26 September 2014, 08:00Montreal, Quebec – In what has become an increasing tradition for popular independent wrestlers who go to NXT, Kevin Steen’s character has been repackaged as proud French-Canadian “Pierre Poutine” Steen, who first made a name for himself in independent promotions such as Pro Wrestling Guerilla, CZW, and Ring of Honor, originally hails from Quebec, something WWE officials quickly latched on Continue Reading...