Would you shell out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: The softer side of Stone Cold — Hugs are better than drugs, except the ones these writers were taking

60 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 04 September 2014, 20:00

WWE, 2001 On April 1st, 2001, Steve Austin made one of the most shocking heel turns in wrestling history, joining forces with the hated Mr. McMahon to take back the WWF title. Having evolved over the course of his Federation career from a cold, ruthless grappler to a foul-mouthed anti-authority badass, to a beer-swilling everyman, Austin’s deal with the devil Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WCW introduces us to Steven Regal in their own incompetent way

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 September 2014, 02:00

Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this clip of Steve Regal’s WCW debut and he writes: Man, they don’t do debuts like that anymore. A 30 second interview like he’d won a competition to be there, terrible sound quality and the overall sense that Jim was trying to move this onto the next segment as quickly as humanly possible. Continue Reading...

Jobber of the Week: Mr. X

10 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Wed, 03 September 2014, 13:00

Note from Blade: Hands down, my favorite jobber ever. Actually, he’s one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time…period. I started JOTW with one goal in mind…to honor him. I’ve profiled a lot of enhancement talent, doing this column every week. We’ve laughed, cringed, and ultimately paid a long overdue tribute to many a curtain jerker here at the Crap. But Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!

19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 September 2014, 02:00

You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month. You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt. And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99… (Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…). Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Go back to school in style with a Dusty Rhodes polka dot folder!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 September 2014, 02:00

It’s Back To School time, and you won’t be a fool in school if you have this Dusty Rhodes Polka Dot folder? As a bonus, you can also use it to temporarily blind any classmates who give you any crap for being a wrestling fan!...

INDUCTION: The Final WCW TV Title Run – Fitting that It Started with a Trash Can

51 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 01 September 2014, 20:00

WCW, 1999-2000 It may be impossible for newer fans to believe, but once upon a time Monday night wasn’t the big wrestling night of the week. Nope, that designation belonged to Saturday night, at 6:05pm to be precise. Yeah, 6 OH FIVE, because for whatever reason, Ted Turner and his SuperStation flunkies determined that starting all shows at five minutes Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sting rides a rocket and you wear it on your head!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 September 2014, 02:00

Boy, oh boy do I have something strange for you Crappers today! Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found this weird hat (?) showing Sting riding on a blimp or rocket or something. I guess Sting is a Rocket Man… burning up his fuse out here alone. Or, he just likes to hump blimps in his spare time? That would explain Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: A Hunka-Hunka-Horrible Honky Tonk Man theme song

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 31 August 2014, 02:00

Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes Following on from a WC induction a few weeks ago that saw the first episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge inducted I found this – Honky Tonk Man’s original theme music. HTM was featured in the induction when he was a face and this would have been the music he was using about then, I think it’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Not just one Sable handheld video game, but three!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 30 August 2014, 02:00

The Wrestling Super Store is selling three of these Sable Handheld Video Games in a bundle for just $15! Presumably the object of the game is to wrestle as Sable and take on other Divas. Boy, oh boy does that sound exciting! I bet the games have less plastic in them than Sable did. The only reason I can think of that Continue Reading...

Headlies: John Morrison’s Missing Charisma Found In WWE Warehouse

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 29 August 2014, 08:00

Greenwich, CT – During a routine inventory check of past WWE memorabilia, WWE Archivist Ben Brown discovered former WWE Superstar John Morrison’s missing charisma. “It was just like any other day in the warehouse,” said Brown. “I had just finished cataloging Saba Simba’s headresses and spears and was about to move on to the urinal that Tommy Dreamer once drank Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Fake Undertaker wrestles a jobber

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 August 2014, 02:00

It was 20 yeas ago today Sgt. Pepper taught.. er.. I mean The Undertaker wrestled The Underfaker at Summer Slam 1994. To celebrate, here’s The Underfaker wrestling a jobber. Oh hai Brian Lee. Man, for some reason I could sure go for a heaping tall glass of ICOPRO powder right about now!...

Induction: Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco — 9th Wonder of the World vs. 3rd-Degree Rapist

25 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 August 2014, 20:00

FOX television, 2002 In the early 2000s, the FOX Network hit bottom with a string of sleazy prime-time specials, including Who Wants To Marry A Multimillionaire?, Man vs. Beast, and Celebrity Boxing. Now, the first Celebrity Boxing special featured such F-list wrestling personalities as WCW and TNA veteran Danny Bonaduce… …one-time Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling grappler Vanilla Ice… …and Eddie Guerrero’s Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: #gogetthosegeckos

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 28 August 2014, 02:00

Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I was watching clips from a new favourite show called Last Week Tonight with John Oliver formerly of the Daily Show. I have a lot of good laughs from the news comedy he delivers and one of his recent silly campaigns has been #GoGetThoseGeckos to get Putin and Russia to find some lost geckos used in Continue Reading...

Classic Induction: The Jesse Ventura Story: Never Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story

22 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 27 August 2014, 15:00

Made For TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: TNA Jeff Hardy coloring book

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 27 August 2014, 02:00

Oh boy, it’s a TNA Jeff Hardy coloring book! Any kid who got this as a gift from their parents or grandparents would be so very disappointed… Or is this meant for his fangirls to color during Study Hall in Jr. High School?...

It Came From YouTube: Blade Braxton’s Double Ice Bucket Challenge!

7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 26 August 2014, 21:12

Why does Blade need TWO buckets? Are you sure you want to know? Oh…and donate today!!...

Someone Bought This: WWF Pogs! WCW Pogs! WWF Pogs shirt! All the Pogs you can handle!

29 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 26 August 2014, 02:00

The Undertaker is back… in Pog form! Say it with me now… TATANKA (POGALO!) Here are all the WWF Pogs! It’s like a cavalcade of pure WrestleCrap! But wait, there’s more! How about some Coliseum Video Pogs! Here’s a WWF Pogs shirt (fashionable!) And an article all about the Pogs from the May 1995 issue of WWF Magazine: And lsat, but Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: RD Reynolds’ Ice Bucket Challenge Goes Horribly Wrong

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 25 August 2014, 18:58

Well, this sure didn’t go the way we planned it. CURSE YOU METAL BUCKET!! Oh…and donate today!! ...

Someone Bought This: WCW Dennis Rodman figures with wacky hair and accessories

19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 August 2014, 02:00

When he wasn’t playing basketball, Dennis Rodman wrestled for WCW. This was back when apparently he mattered in basketball, and WCW loved any celebrity cameo they could manage to get. WCW thought it would be a good idea to release figures of Dennis to appeal to all the WCW fans and all the Dennis Rodman/Basketball fans! I bet they sold Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A shirt signed by the worst commentator in WCW history

19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 August 2014, 19:55

Crapper Anthony Cox writes: So I went to an indie show out in the Pittsburgh area for International Wrestling Cartel. Before the show, there was a Q&A by Mark Madden! I wore the shirt to the show, and he autographed it. I replied… A shame you had to ruin a perfectly good shirt like that. 🙂 and Anthony came back Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Awesome wrestling ring bed, and Wrestling Buddies commercial.

20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 August 2014, 02:00

Okay, so technically this guy just bought supplies, but he used those supplies to make this fantastic wrestling ring bed for his son. What a great Dad! Admit it, Crappers- if you were 7 years old, this would make you the happiest kid on the planet and the envy of all your friends. Now, where’d I put my Wrestling Buddies?…...

Someone Bought This: NWO Taz backpacks

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 August 2014, 15:00

Just in time for Back To School shopping season, Bryan from The WCW Worldwide Blog found these NWO Black and White, and NWO Wolfpac Looney Tunes backpacks featuring Taz! “TAZ HATE WATER WCW!” Bryan writes: WCWfacts – Taz was in both nWo Hollywood and nWo Wolfpac. Man, even fictional characters jumped between the two NWO factions! These backpacks are a Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Rare unused Gene Snitsky theme song uncovered in WWE warehouse!

15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 August 2014, 02:00

A rare tape was recently uncovered in a tattered cardboard box deep within the bowels of the WWE warehouse featuring the song that WWE had originally intended to use as Gene Snitky’s theme music to best portray his intense, unique character. The song was deemed too intense and heavy to use on WWE TV as WWE officials feared it may upset small Continue Reading...

Headlies: John Cena Now Fluent In German After SummerSlam

13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 22 August 2014, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – Following his brutal Summerslam match against Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Superstar John Cena can now speak fluent German. Cena, suffering from what doctors call “Foreign Language Syndrome” has only been able to communicate via the German language, despite never speaking it previously. “Mr. Cena suffered a large amount of pain during Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Big Bossman lunch bags stand for Law, Order, And Keeping Your Dunkaroos Safe

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 August 2014, 02:00

Alright, listen up all you sticky-fingered 2nd Graders at Baer Creek Elementary in Claypool, Indiana. This is The Big Bossman here, and I got a special message for all of you! This here lunch belongs to Timmy. It says so right on this paper bag which just so happens to be decorated with my likeness (How do you like my shades? Ain’t Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Jimmy Hart figure

24 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 August 2014, 02:00

Picture this… It’s Thanksgiving Day, 1995. 8 year old Tommy loves wrestling. He never misses WCW Monday Nitro. His grandparents ask him what he wants for Christmas. “WCW guys!” he shouts enthusiastically! His grandparents dutifully head to Toys R Us and pick out one figure, since they’re on a budget. On Christmas Day, little Tommy opens up the package, and Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 20 August 2014, 02:00

Joe Gagne reviews WWF King Of The Ring for the NES released in 1993. Yes, they were still releasing NES games in 1993 while you were having fun with your Super Nintendo. As you may have deduced based on the fact that I’m posting the review here, the game sucked. I don’t think even Nintendo John liked this one! Those featureless wrestlers Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan challenges Ric Flair to a Yapapi Indian Strap Match

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:17

You’ve read R.D’s brand new induction of the Yapapi Indian strap match (you haven’t yet? Get to clickin’!), and here’s Hulk Hogan’s stupid promo challenging Ric Flair to the match! You really have to see the thing for yourself to get the full effect of how dumb it is....

INDUCTION: Yapapi Indian Strap Match – Featuring Ric Flair’s “Raw Pink Meat!”

46 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 18 August 2014, 20:00

WCW, 2000 If you, dear reader, are viewing this text, it means I have finally put the wraps on an induction I’ve started and stopped about 437 times in the last three months: behold, in all it’s glory, the YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH. In hindsight, I’m not quite sure why I couldn’t get through this one. I’ve seen worse build Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Pit Crew races into our collective hearts

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 August 2014, 15:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes… The Pit Crew did not last long. Chad Fortune had no luck in WCW afterwards the split and Dale Tolborg becme WC inducteee the Demon. Both are now retired with Chad in Monster Jam as the Capt. America Monster Truck and Dale is working in Chitown as a baseball coach Oh man, this gimmick is so Continue Reading...

Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?