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RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird discuss twenty years (!!!) of WrestleCrap.com!

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The first WrestleCrap Induction with a SEIZURE WARNING!

The WrestleMania Music Video Is Here!

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The Kane biography you didn’t know you needed…

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It doesn’t get much more 1990 than this – Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show!

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Drake Maverick gives new meaning to the term, “comic relief”.

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Tragedy strikes the wrestling world like never before.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes is gone forever.

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The match vs. Shawn was NOT Ric Flair’s final match.

The actual finale for the Nature Boy was far, FAR worse.

Ric Flair’s TRUE final match…INDUCTED!

Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

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Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

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Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

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The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

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Induction: Bella vs. Bella – 2014 Gooker Award Co-winner

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WWE, 2014 Note: Due to some suspicious Slammy-esque stuffing of the ballot box in this year’s Gooker Award poll, Wrestlecrap will be awarding the prize to the top two vote-getters. Next week will see the induction of Vince McMahon’s brass-ring fiasco, but this week we present WWE’s Nikki vs. Brie Bella feud, the co-winner of the 2014 Gooker Award. Just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts foam guitar

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Hey, remember when WCW tried to get Jeff Jarrett over with the “Listen up, Slap Nuts!” and “Choke on that, Slap Nuts!” catch phrases? Yeah, someone thought that “Slap Nuts” would catch on with the public at large. Anyway, WCW sold this pink (?) foam guitar with “Slap Nuts” on it. Kind of makes those Hulk Hogan foam fingers seem Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Battle For The Belt board game is bonkers!

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 Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. The Christmas season has passed, and I just couldn’t imagine sharing this with anyone but the rest of the Wrestlecrap fanbase. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a geek for rasslin’, video games, and other assorted tags that would label most people a virgin for life, and to no surprise, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet Outback Jack and watch him shave.

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Meet Outback Jack. He’s so very.. um… Australian. Watch him tie up a kangaroo. Then, watch him shave! Whoa, baby! Can you handle this much excitement, Crappers?! This was the WWE’s attempt to cash in on the Crocodile Dundee craze of 1986. Nobody particularly cared, and he didn’t last long. But he did get his own LJN figure. P.S- “Tie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan coloring book and Ultimate Warrior Crayon By Numbers set let you express yourself with COLOR!

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I don’t care how old you are, Crappers- coloring is still fun! Just break out your mammoth-sized 64 count box of Crayola crayons (with the badass built in crayon sharpener!)… …and get to work making Hulk Hogan blue with a green shirt or whatever. Or, if you wanted something a little more “by the rules” you had this WWF Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Crazy Dips candy

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 Matt from X-Entertainment took a trip to his local video store to buy some old candy, and this WCW Crazy Dips candy is just one of the weird candies he came back with. It’s a lollipop in the shape of a foot (?) that you dip into fruit-flavored tart sugar. Gene Snitsky approves! But “Rick Flair” probably does not (whoever Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon play Super WrestleMania on Super Nintendo

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“I’m the man that rules Nintendo!” -Bobby “The Video Game Brain” Heenan. From WWF “Prime Time Wrestling” in 1992, Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan go one on one in an epic battle playing WWF “Super WrestleMania on the Super Nintendo while Vince McMahon calls all the action! I like how Bobby wears his baseball cap backwards to show how Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Sticker Book

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As Hulk Hogan famously said… “You fans can stick it, brother” …right in this WWE Sticker Book! The idea is that you buy the blank sticker book, and then you buy packs of random stickers with pictures of wrestlers on them to trade with friends and put in the book. And if I had known about this, I totally would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: George “The Animal” Steele’s “Mine” doll plush replica

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No, despite the obvious similarities in appearance; this is not in fact a current photo of Miley Cyrus.. Our good friend (and of course, Crapper!) Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a Tumblr page called Mummy Shark. He posted this… um… post about the plush replica of George “The Animal” Steele’s wonderfully ugly and worn doll “Mine” that he used to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro Jake “The Snake” Roberts rubber Damien snake and bag

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(I know R.D has already posted this same item as a “SBT Classic, but I found some alternative pictures of it). In 1991 the WWF and Hasbro actually had the gaul to sell an overpriced 40″ long rubber snake and nylon drawstring bag to kids. And what’s worse is that they did it not long after Earthquake “squashed” the real Continue Reading...
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Headlies – People Waiting For Annual “Surprise Return Of Sheamus At The Royal Rumble”

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Philadelphia, PA- Dozens of scientists, fans, and bird-watchers have descended on the city of Philadelphia in hopes of seeing WWE Superstar Sheamus return to the ring. In what has now become an annual tradition, Sheamus is set to be a surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble. Groups of people with binoculars have been camped outside the Wells Fargo Center trying Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 2012 Royal Rumble – Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread

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WWE, 2012 It’s hard to imagine a Royal Rumble with less at stake in it than 2012’s battle royal. Of course, until 1993, the winner of the Royal Rumble wasn’t guaranteed to main-event Wrestlemania. However, 2012’s Royal Rumble was the first in history where the winner was guaranteed not to main-event Wrestlemania. The headlining match of Wrestlemania 28 having already Continue Reading...
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And Your 2014 Gooker Winner Is…

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Note from RD: Well, this is a first. What started out as a landslide win for the Bella vs. Bella Feud somehow turned into a second place finish for WWE’s Lack of Brass Rings.  A bit of investigation reveals that SHENANIGANS WERE AFOOT! While we cannot lock down how much ballot stuffing was done for those in favor of brass Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Feel the power of WWF Electronic Power Pinball!!!

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Prepare yourselves, Crappers! This isn’t just pinball. Oh no… This is WWF ELECTRONIC POWER PINBALL! (Say that in your best gravely Vince McMahon announcer voice). You know, I was going to take a pass on this game and get something else, but once I found out it had “VARIABLE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS”… well then I was sold, baby! VariableElectronicSounds.com! I bet that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band promotional photo

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Straight from the WCW Worldwide Blog, here’s an exciting 8×10 promotional photo of Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band! From left to right: J.J. Maguire – guitar, keyboards, vocals, bass, drums Linda Bollea – vocals, percussion Hulk Hogan – vocals, bass Jimmy Hart – vocals, percussion, effects What’s weird about this photo is that Hulk is actually the most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jimmy Wang Yang Returns With North Korean Hacker Gimmick

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(Today’s Headlie was co-written by Keith LaPointe. Thanks, Keith!)   Orlando, FL – WWE announced today via their Performance Center that the company has come to terms with the return of superstar Jimmy Wang Yang after a 5 year abscence.When contacted, Triple H, head of talent relations, said that Wang would be brought back with a new identity and purpose. Continue Reading...
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