To commemorate Mick Foley’s induction into the 2013 WWE Hall Of Fame; you could buy this official Mr. Socko puppet for $14.99 from the WWE Shop. Or you could just take one of your socks which no longer has a mate, grab a black marker, and make your own Mr. Socko puppet for next-to-nothing! If I may quote an old idiom; Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF says “Read”
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 10 March 2015, 02:00This is a poster produced by the American Library Association for libraries to put up to promote (what else?) reading. They may all be able to read, but the only one of the three who can write worth a damn is Mick....
Someone Bought This: Vintage WWF Tatanka shirt
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 09 March 2015, 02:00
For all I know, those red symbols might have some kind of deep Native American meaning… but their shape combined with the turquoise background make them really look like one-eyed fish to me. TATANKA… CYCLOPS FISH!...
It Came From YouTube: The Outsiders team up in WCW… in 1991.
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 08 March 2015, 15:00The Outsiders invade WCW even before they went to the WWE! Yes, that’s Kevin Nash as Oz, and Scott Hall as The Diamond Studd teaming up on a 1991 episode of WCW Power Hour. Poor Kevin Nash. I actually feel sort of bad for the guy getting saddled with that hopeless gimmick....
Someone Bought This: WWF Fan Club cassette tapes have a lot of bad music
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 08 March 2015, 03:00
If you joined the WWF Fan Club, you got a cassette of theme music. This is the 5th volume from 1993. Let’s look at the songs: WWF Superstars Theme Music V (1993) All tracks composed by Jim Johnston Lex Luger – “I’ll Be Your Hero” (2:13) Doink the Clown – “Doinkin’ Around” (0:42) M.O.M. – “Men On A Mission” (1:46) Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Rise And Fall Of WWE trailer
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 07 March 2015, 15:00“Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it”. Kudos to whoever edited this together- nice job!...
Someone Bought This: The greatest photo of Virgil in the history of photography
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 07 March 2015, 02:00
Today I found this… A photo of a happy Virgil bottle-feeding a young tiger. And it’s signed. License to make my day awesome! VirgilTigerBottleFeeder.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 06 March 2015, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Pouting Nailz promotional photo
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 March 2015, 02:00
You may be wondering why Nailz is pouting with his arms crossed in defiance in this photo. I think I have an explanation… “NAILZ! You get in here right now! We have to take your promotional photo!” “Aww, but I’m on the last level of Super Mario Bros.!” “I don’t care, mister! You come in here and take a good photo Continue Reading...
Induction: The Worst of “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania – From Sea to Shining C-R-A-P
46 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 05 March 2015, 20:00
WWE 1985-present Ever since Wrestlemania I, it has been a tradition to start off the show with a patriotic tune. Now, if you take a moment to think about it, it does seem like an odd way to start an event revolving around men in goofy tights with stupid haircuts flopping around pretending to be hurt. You don’t see that Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WCW Live with Disco Inferno and Mark Madden
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 05 March 2015, 15:00WCW Live was WCW’s internet streaming audio show. It was often very interesting to listen to… and for all the wrong reasons. This episode features Disco Inferno and Mark “Worst Color Commentator Of All Time” Madden. On a semi-related note, does anyone remember Real Audio Player?...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan in space?
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 05 March 2015, 02:00This is a VHS release of Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon. I haven’t seen it, but the cover seems to promise Hulk Hogan In Space! If that’s what it delivers, I’m so there! It’s probably even better than Suburban Commando!...
Someone Bought This: L.J.N teases us with their King Haku card
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 04 March 2015, 02:00
Longtime Crappers will remember the above image from the back of a Bill Apter magazine. The L.J.N Haku did in fact not come with crown as illustrated. But you know the worst part? I was browsing this Wrestling Card Collection Page, and I found a page listing all the L.J.N cards that were on the back of the cardboard backings Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Custom Hasbro Damien Demento figure
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 02 March 2015, 02:00
This is a great custom Hasbro figure of the best jobber ever. Uh-Oh… I called him a jobber. I’m in trouble now! Please don’t hurt me, Mr. Dependo! As an aside to the fine people at Hasbro- you really should have made this figure and let us buy it....
It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker searches for the camera
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 01 March 2015, 15:00This is The Undertaker’s very first WWE match- taped a few days before the “official” Survivor Series debut in 1990. When he goes for The Tombstone. he spins the guy around a bit because he’s trying to find the hard (fixed) camera but he ends up turning around 180 degrees away from where the hard camera really is. D’oh! Fortunately, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Chyna Underwater Siege S.T.O.M.P figure
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 01 March 2015, 02:00
This is a WWF Chyna S.T.O.M.P Underwater Siege figure. In that outfit and with that face she mostly just reminds me of…...
Someone Bought This: The WWF 1995 Year In Review VHS tape is a tape nobody should want to own
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 28 February 2015, 02:00This is the 1995 WWF Year In Review tape released by Coliseum Home Video. Look at that match list! It’s like a virtual WrestleCrap induction list. Good news: The tape features the Shawn/Razor ladder match from SummerSlam. Bad news: That match is apparently clipped so you don’t get to see the full match here. Good news: So is everything else Continue Reading...
Headlies: Samoa Joe Joins WWE as “Jimmy Jack Uso”
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:00San Francisco, CA – Contrary to reports that he has signed with ROH, WWE officials announced that they have signed former TNA star Samoa Joe and have already repackaged him. Joe, famous for his intense wrestling style and no-nonsense attitude, will be rechristened as Jimmy Jack Uso, the masked cousin of WWE tag team champions Jimmy and Jay Uso. WWE Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Giant Gonzalez tells Harvey Wippleman to sit on it!
25 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 February 2015, 02:00(Here’s an alternative link if the above video link goes dead). From October of 1993 on WWF “Wrestling Challenge”; The Giant Gonzalez shows up during an Adam Bomb squash match to show off his awesome impersonation of Fonzie from “Happy Days” to the crowd. He knew it was rude to interrupt Adam Bomb’s match, but he just couldn’t wait one Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Salvatore Bellomo, Boat Builder – I Guess Everyone Really Does Have to Have a Hobby
40 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 February 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1984 As I’ve completely run through every episode of the greatest wrestling show ever on the WWE Network (that would be Prime Time Wrestling of course), my attention has now turned to good ol’ Tuesday Night Titans, or TNT as it is known to its friends. For the uninitiated, it was a talk show that featured folks who competed in WWF rings in Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 26 February 2015, 02:00From The Wrestling Collector’s Card Page and this line of 1993 Good Humor trading cards comes this Tatanka card. Each card features a wrestler telling us what their greatest moment is. You know, I really hope Chris Chavis didn’t really say that because it’s such a word salad of meaningless, stereotypical nonsense. I dare you guys to read it out loud Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Machines Vs. Heenan Family
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 February 2015, 10:43Crapper C.P writes: The Giant Machine figure got me thinking if there was any visual evidence of the existence of Hogan as Hulk Machine. I found it. Even rarer, Hulk burying himself in a promo. P.s. there’s also footage on the Tube of the match that Studd, Bundy, and Weasel wrestled against the Machines later that evening. Let’s just say Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Stupid face Doink’s stupid theme music (stupid!)
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 February 2015, 02:00Doink’s first heel theme and character were awesome. Then he turned face and we got this…...
Someone Bought This: The Good Humor people love The Smoking Gunns!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 24 February 2015, 02:00From The Wrestling Card Collectors page comes a whopping three (!) Smoking Gunns cards from the set of cards you could get in Good Humor Ice Cream boxes in 1995. You may be asking yourself why they decided to put three different cards of The Smoking Gunns in the same series of cards. The answer is that Billy’s shady Uncle Sto Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube; Lots of WrestleCrap in The Bushwhackers Hall Of Fame announcement video!
35 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 24 February 2015, 00:29The Bushwhackers are going into The WWE Hall Of Fame! And what better way to celebrate that with plenty of WrestleCraptastic moments in their announcement video? YAY!!!...
It Came From YouTube: Do You Want To Job To Roman?
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 23 February 2015, 15:00Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a parody of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” Entitled “Do You Want to Job to Roman?” The man doing this is LittleKuriboh, He recently started posting HILARIOUS satirical recaps of Raw and Smackdown. I suggest checking them out too. That was brilliant!...
Someone Bought This: Giant Machine figure
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 23 February 2015, 02:00
It’s a figure of the mysterious masked Giant Machine....
It Came From YouTube: Batman Vs. Lucha Bane
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 22 February 2015, 15:00Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Jordan’s funny Guanajuato write-up reminded me: When the acclaimed early 90s cartoon “Batman: The Animated Series” did an episode with Bane (a Latin American villain), they had the great taste to design him as a luchador. And they obviously had wrestling on their minds when Batman fights Bane at the climax. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Tatanka gold foil card
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 22 February 2015, 02:00
TATANKA! SHINEY CARD!...
Someone Bought This: Despite all your rage, this is still just a rat in a cage
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 21 February 2015, 15:00Crapper Luke Nielsen sent in this link where you could buy Dustin Runnels’ (AKA: Black Reign) rat cage and rat Misty. Apparently someone already spent the $99.99 to buy it (!)....