The series premiere that proves wrestling fans are idiots… for letting this show get cancelled!

The Mullets wrestling episode, inducted!

“Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” is back and WWE is ready to use it for everything.

Try your luck and read all about it in Headlies!

The Draft splits up another team and you’ll never guess who.

Okay, you probably will, but read about it in Headlies anyway!

Eighteen minutes of awful audio is redeemed by COMIC BOOK KEN PATERA.

Get ready to laugh!  Or Cry!  We’re not sure.

Anyhoo, WrestleCrap Radio 298 is here.

Halloween Havocs 1989 – 1993 in detail.

Also, what color should your urine be?

RD & Blade Show 52 is here!

Welcome to Lazy Town,
A place where you’ll want to stay.
You’ll meet Cody Rhodes with his rotten plan,
And Sporticus saving the day.

 

Mr. Humphries steps into the squared circle… twice!

This new induction rides up with wear.

Want to know how Retribution got their new names?

Pick a number, a color, and find out in Headlies!

It’s the most click baity WrestleCrap Induction Ever!

Eight Pieces of WCW Merchandise that Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Wrestling really is magic with this My Little Pony comic book!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:51
Crapper Paul S. writes: So looking for another wrestling comic after that Archie book? How about a comic where cartoon horses battle it out? “Cherilee gets a visit from her sister who happens to be one of the most famous wrestlers in Equestria! A long-simmering grudge between the siblings threatens to explode unless Rarity and friends can figure out a Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial 3/25/15 (Quick & Dirty Edition)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:05
Howdy, dear and patient readers. Two pieces of good news I have for you that I wanted to share with you all today, and a pimping of sorts. First up is that the casting call for new RTB writers went well. Have three new writers hard at work on their debut pieces, one of whom will specialize in old-school stuff Continue Reading...
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RD & Blade Radio: Episode 35!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 21:24
It’s Our WrestleMania Preview Show!  You Know What That Means: The Boys Eating Wacky Chips, Talking about Mickie James, and Yes, a Smattering of Talk about WWE’s Biggest Show of the Year!! Download by clicking here, subscribe on iTunes, or listen below!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Whiplash for the game.com (we almost got it!)

16 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 02:00
Tiger’s Game.com system (you’re supposed to call it “Game Com” and ignore the period in the domain name) was one of the worst handhelds ever. It was big, clunky, expensive, poorly supported by developers, and the games were lousy. And we almost got a WCW game for it! WCW Whiplash was announced for release (I’m guessing it was supposed to come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Raven photographed in much happier days in WCW and the WWF

7 Submitted by on Fri, 20 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, before he was Raven… even before he was Johnny Polo, he was surfer dude Scotty Flamingo in WCW as evidenced in this totally tubular promotional 8×10 glossy photo! The only thing that’s missing is a little sunblock on his nose. Scotty does not appear on television with pink flamingo as illustrated. For those of you who have forgotten his brief Continue Reading...
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Induction: Booker T vs. Triple H – HHH goes KKK

55 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 20:07
WWE, 2003 Wrestling storylines aren’t like any other storylines you’ll see on TV; they’re typically much, much worse. No ordinary TV series could get away with the disjointed plots that wrestling fans are subjected to on a regular basis. Even series with the most notoriously convoluted stories made up as the writers went along, like The X-Files or Twin Peaks Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Man Vs. Bear at Wrestlemania 31?

21 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 13:36
This is a new Wrestlemania 31 shirt that says “The California Conflict- Man Vs. Bear”. Which makes sense, because a man will be wrestling a bear at Wrestlemania, and.. Oh wait, that isn’t happening? Well, a bear will be at Wrestlemania in some capacity, right? Oh, it won’t? I see. So there will be no old-timey Man Vs. Bear action Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels’ lame original heel theme music

19 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2015, 02:00
Let’s see how many of you Crappers remember this… After Shawn Michaels turned on Marty Jannetty in January of 1992 he needed new theme music to reflect his new arrogant heel persona, and he needed it quickly. But before WWE’s composer Jim Johnston could come up with something appropriate, he decided to give  him some lame, orchestral theme music- in Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill Infomercial – Whatcha Gonna Do When Steaks and Burgers and Hot Dogs and Waffles and Cookies Run Wild On You?

62 Submitted by on Wed, 18 March 2015, 20:00
INFOMERCIAL, 2007 Many thanks to Michael Cole (not that one – I don’t think) for submitting this! Long-time Crappers know the story of the legendary Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer, but for those of you that don’t, here’s the skinny: according to legend, the Hulkster was going to be offered a grill that would allow fat to drip away from whatever meat you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Archie wrestling comic book

11 Submitted by on Tue, 17 March 2015, 17:23
Crapper Paul S. writes: Via Comics Alliance. Archie & Friends Wrestle Maniacs (3/20/15) Digital Exclusive Get ready to RUMBLE! Archie and friends are laying a smackdown in this new digital exclusive! You’ll tap out with laughter as the gang jumps into the ring to tell some of our funniest wrestling stories. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ARCHIEMANIA RUNS WILD?! Script: Various Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 22:45
Crapper Sean writes: I’m sure you may have received this vid a million times as everyone I know is posting about it on twitter as I type this but this little video is quite humorous and surprisingly accurate in the description of Triple H’s career, as portrayed by many lovely ladies…and features guest appearances from names such as Justin Roberts, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Divas Edition of RAW

7 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2015, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In a closed-door meeting, Vince McMahon, Triple H, and Stephanie McMahon announced to the WWE Divas that an entire episode of RAW would be dedicated solely to them. “We’d like to thank all of you ladies for coming today,” started Stephanie. “Management understands that their has been grumbling amongst all of you about not getting enough air Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: At least he’s honest…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 13 March 2015, 14:13
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: “Cut my music because its not… good… at all…” The guys on OSW Review were the first ones I heard slag off Cesaro’s newest ring music. What do sirens have to do with being The Swiss Superman? And the hard rock noise just doesn’t fit his character at all. Apparently, Claudio agrees!...
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