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First of our Christmas gifts to your ears – RD & Blade review Rise of Skywalker, complete with a Mrs. Deal run-in!

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All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Forget Austin 3:16, this shirt is way cooler!

12 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 02:00
  At Summer Slam in 1997, Owen Hart (accidentally) broke Steve Austin’s neck. The WWF decided to capitalize on this by giving Owen this awesome “Owen 3:16/I Just Broke Your Neck” shirt. Steve Austin uses Austin 3:16 to mock Jake Roberts. Owen Hart then uses Owen 3:16 to mock Steve Austin. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think? It’s like rain on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you’ve lost your marbles, i’ve found them… WWF Rad Roller marbles, that is!

17 Submitted by on Sun, 11 January 2015, 02:00
What could be better than marbles with pictures of wrestlers in them? Well, um a lot of things. But these are still pretty cool pieces of wrestling merchandise. I like that they’re called “Rad Rollers”. How totally 80’s is that? They’re gnarly to the max and totally rad! And look! They’re specifically labeled “action marbles” as opposed to all those other Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Genesis Of Max Moon

14 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 17:26
Some pretty interesting documents showing hoe WWE developed the Max Moon character (including when Konnan was going to be the one playing him!). …including some really interesting potential names for the gimmick, like MOE LECKULOR! Kind of sad they put this much time, effort, and money into a gimmick that fizzled out so fast. (Thanks to Eddie Famous who posted Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: ‘CM PUNK’ CHANT FAILS TO CATCH ON AT SPARSELY ATTENDED INDEPENDENT SHOW

3 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 14:55
  Twin Falls, ID – Only 34 fans were in attendance for Powerful Stars of Wrestling’s second annual ‘GrappleCrush’ event at Historic Ballroom, with one voice ringing above the rest. Quinn Daggler, 25, of neighboring Meridian, ID, attended the six-match card with a friend, and expressed his displeasure with the quality of the event. By the third bout, featuring Frederick Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 2001 WCW calendars are hilarious in hindsight.

18 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 02:00
You could almost subtitle this SBT “Countdown To Extinction”. Here’s are a WCW 2001 Wall Calendar (Bryan over at WCWWorldwide.com has scanned the whole calendar which you can view right here!) and a 2001 Cube Calendar. Fouad, you wanna handle this one? HEY! You’re not Fouad! You can’t fool me, you indecisive rocker! Get outta here! Ah, there he is! “OH HO Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raven Cast In Reboot of Disney’s “That’s So Raven”

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The Disney Channel has decided to reboot the award-winning show “That’s So Raven”. To the surprise of the entertainment world, the show’s star Raven-Symone will be replaced former ECW and WCW champion Raven. Executive Producer Sean McNamara said of the change, “We wanted to take ‘That’s So Raven’ in a new and exciting direction. Raven-Symone was great, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Asya signed promotional photo

9 Submitted by on Fri, 09 January 2015, 02:00
The WWF had a large, athletic, tough woman named after an Asian country (Chyna). So of course WCW decided to (I guess) one-up them by naming their wrestler “Asya”. Because Asia is bigger because it’s the continent that contains China. Get it? Chyna/Chyna, Asya/Asia? Oh, that WCW was so darn clever… The difference is that Chyna had a personality and could Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Paul Orndorff, Fitness Trainer – Lose Weight the Wonderful Way!

24 Submitted by on Thu, 08 January 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1985 I feel like I’ve written this induction 20 times before…probably because every year is exactly the same. December comes, and I lose all self control.  Between white fudge Oreos, Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, Reese’s Peanut Butter Trees, and every other cookie, candy, and concoction under the sun, it’s amazing I don’t put on 50 pounds every year. Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: NEW WWE WrestleMania Pinball Machine!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 07 January 2015, 10:00
Got $5,000 burning a hole in your pocket?  Then check out the BRAND NEW WWE WrestleMania pinball machine from Stern! If you can pony up $8,000, you can get the Limited Edition version.  Only 400 are being made, and they will feature an all legends art package, featuring Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, The Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan…who is also Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: The Indianapolis Colts Celebrate…RIC FLAIR STYLE!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 21:54
From Fellow Crapper Shane Kotlyar: Attached you’ll find Colts safety Sergio Brown doing his best Ric Flair impression to celebrate a win over the Bengals. Not gonna lie, if football doesn’t work out for this guy, WWE might be the place to go for this guy. He even does the Flair Strut to perfection. And all the while, Blade’s poor Lions Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom Vs… The Legion Of Doom? See for yourself!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 06 January 2015, 02:00
Fast forward to 3:46 into this video, and you can see The Legion Of Doom fight themselves (!) in the arcade game WWF WrestleFest. Normally; The Legion Of Doom are the final boss characters in the game and you can’t actually play as them. But, thanks to M.A.M.E and cheat files, you can hack into the game and play as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

23 Submitted by on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00
The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

19 Submitted by on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00
The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Meet Wrestling Superstar CM Punk

10 Submitted by on Fri, 02 January 2015, 08:00
Ames, IA – Current UFC fighter CM Punk made his first public appearance this weekend at the Legends of Pro Wrestling Fan Fest this past week in Ames, Iowa. The former WWE World Heavyweight Champion arrived early to Conference Room A of the Radisson Hotel, with two boxes of t-shirts, a folder of glossy 8×0 photos, advance copies of his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

20 Submitted by on Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:00
Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...
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2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

80 Submitted by on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58
Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5.  To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling.   2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

16 Submitted by on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet. You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania Nintendo game Commercial and review

21 Submitted by on Mon, 29 December 2014, 02:00
This commercial for WWF WrestleMania for the Nintendo NES is far more entertaining and fun than the lousy game it’s promoting. Don’t believe me? Just check out Joe Gagne’s fantastic review of the game right here. Remember that back then there was no Internet for us to find out if a game was bad or good. We were lucky if Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Black Saturday: Vince Shows Up on WTBS…in 1984?

23 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1984  Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds A VERY special THANK YOU to Linden Walker for his invaluable help on this induction July 14, 1984. A date which will live in infamy in the minds of southern wrestling fans. If you’ve been coming to the site for awhile, read Death of WCW or picked up a copy of WWE’s The Rise And Fall Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Tatanka! Buffalo!”.

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 02:00
Tatanka! Buffalo! Yes, it’s another classic timeless tune from WrestleMania: The Album. This time it’s Tatanka’s Native American Dance Song complete with a rap (???). Agent P posted this in The Craphole forum and when I saw it, I knew I had to re-post it here. Sing along, Crappers! “I’ve got Native American blood in my veins and I’ll fight!”. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: A Very Ryback Christmas

6 Submitted by on Fri, 26 December 2014, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Superstar Ryback celebrated Christmas this year with a night out on the town in his home city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The Big Guy, as he is affectionately known by everyone who isn’t CM Punk, began his night with a light lunch at Bacchanal Buffet. With his custom-made feedbag in hand, Ryback walked down the Continue Reading...
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