A stolen egg on Thanksgiving?

The true thief has been revealed and it’s only in Headlies!

Celebrate Thanksgiving the WrestleCrap way – with the WWF at the 2001 Macy’s Parade!

NEW INDUCTION!

Who was last night’s Sole Survivor?

Grab a cup of coffee and find out in Headlies!

Rusev shooting Dolph Ziggler? It’s not an outtake from that Lana storyline…

It’s WWE’s “Countdown”! New induction!

AEW’s roster keeps getting bigger and bigger, but Tony Khan has a solution.

Find out what it is in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Searches for Tomorrow in a 1985 Soap Opera!

NEW INDUCTION!

It took 16 weeks to reveal it was a fake spider. That’s two weeks per leg!

Rowan’s cage – new induction.

Shocking!

WWE has future endeavored Stephanie McMahon.

Get the scoop in Headlies!

Did Chris Jericho wear a Halloween costume this year?

Yes. All of them.

We’re scaring up some laughs in Headlies!

RD vs. Russo – BRAWL FOR ALL!

The gloves come off as we discuss a real life pro wrestling SHOOT FIGHT!

Join the fun for just $2!

RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Randy Orton Lights WWE Legend Moppy On Fire

6 Submitted by on Mon, 04 January 2021, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Randy Orton’s fire-fueled frenzy continued this week after he set beloved superstar Moppy ablaze during Legends Night. The gathering of legends, meant to honor former stars and definitely not to boost ratings, started off as expected. Icons such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Alicia Fox thanked the nonexistent crowd for their support and well wishes. Hillbilly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 January 2021, 02:00
This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure.  Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 December 2020, 02:00
Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 301 – Merry Christmas 2020!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 22 December 2020, 19:37
It’s Christmas, and you know what that means – Angry Jim releasing a NEW Christmas album!  Also, an actual honest to goodness WWE Superstar joins us for a quick visit.  Break out the eggnog – WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Performs Santa With Muscles Table Read

4 Submitted by on Mon, 21 December 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials, Superstars, and underlings gathered together to do a table reading of the holiday classic, Santa With Muscles. According to WWE COO Triple H, the special mandatory read-through was done to bring holiday spirit. He insisted it was definitely not for any other reason. “It’s been a tough year, we’re trying to put a smile on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2020, 02:00
Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...
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Christmas Induction: A Very Brady Christmas – A Tale of Secrets and Seasoned Rump Roasts

31 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2020, 20:00
1988, Made for TV Movie Note from RD: We’re nearing the end of December and you know what that means around these parts – time to induct another horrible (non-wrestling!) Christmas movie!  It’s been an annual tradition for all these years…you can check out the ghosts of Christmas past here!  And without any further adieu, let’s dive right into this Yule log! This Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Moves To The Villages After Signing Sting

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2020, 08:00
The Villages, FL – All Elite Wrestling stunned the world for a second time this week after announcing that they would be moving their base of operations to The Villages. Known as ‘Florida’s Friendliest Active Adult Retirement Community’, The Villages is a sprawling age-restricted city. Community rules dictate that no one under 55 can live in The Villages, but AEW Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kenny vs. Spenny does pro wrestling – No more Mr. Yarp Yarp

20 Submitted by on Thu, 03 December 2020, 20:12
TV episode, 2008 Kenny vs. Spenny was a Canadian comedy reality show where two friends compete in a new challenge every week. Spencer Rice, aka “Spenny” (in wrestling parlance, the “babyface”) usually plays each challenge straight and usually loses. Kenny Hotz (in wrestling parlance, the “total scumbag”) usually cheats and usually wins. Spenny must not watch the show, like most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 300!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 29 November 2020, 16:36
It’s not a perfect game…but on the plus side, it’s not a blood bath either.  Whatever.  WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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Quick update from RD

24 Submitted by on Wed, 18 November 2020, 20:25
Hey there fellow Crappers!   You may not have heard, but I was in a car wreck this week. It’s all good, I appear to be ok (neck and back hurt a bit). However, that along with my house winding up flooded in the same 48 hour span (!!!!) has caused my schedule to go completely out of whack. I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW To Release First-Person Psychological Horror Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 16 November 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a phone call this morning, AEW CEO Tony Khan announced that AEW’s first video game will be a first-person psychological horror game and not a traditional wrestling game that many expected. “We here at AEW are all huge video game fans and we want to provide the fans something truly different,” said Khan. “A wrestling game Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling Troll dolls?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 13 November 2020, 02:00
In the early 90’s, Troll dolls were hugely popular. So some company got the idea to take traditional action figures and give them Troll doll heads. And thus, we got the Troll Force line! They made knockoffs of plenty of popular action figures, including wrestling figures! They called one of the wrestlers “Big T”. (No, not him!). The other one was Mohawk. (No, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bob Backlund for President – Nation of Exacerbation

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 November 2020, 20:00
The results are in, and over 60% of voters on Twitter agreed that Bob Backlund’s presidential candidacy belonged in the hallowed halls of WrestleCrap. Don’t blame me – I’m just carrying out the will of the people. WWF, 1995 Mr. Backlund, the delusional moral crusader and purveyor of malapropisms, was easily one of the best characters of the New Generation Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Dreading Election References During Monday Night Raw

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2020, 08:00
Washington, D.C. – The WWE Universe is bracing themselves for many painful lines and skits referencing the presidential election on this week’s Monday Night Raw. Apprehension grew over the weekend as rumors spread of WWE procuring hundreds of miniature American flags. Pictures of red, white, and blue fireworks  at the Amway Center have been shared on Twitter. An article by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Genius’ poetry book offer from WWF Magazine

4 Submitted by on Fri, 06 November 2020, 02:00
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: From the pages of WWF Magazine, the April ’91 issue to be exact. Seriously, what is this? Is this some goofy gimmick to get people to hand Vince their mailing addresses, or was there a serious attempt at marketing something from the Genius as a legitimate product? Wow! I guess blondes really do have more fun! Continue Reading...
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Induction deadlock – WrestleCrap needs your vote!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 05 November 2020, 20:00
The process by which we at WrestleCrap decide what is and is not crap is a complicated – and some critics would say, antiquated – one. Yes, it has steered us wrong more than a few times, but over the past 20 years it has served the website exceptionally well. This week, however, the election results are inconclusive. The question: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Teens Missing After Entering Haunted Impact Zone

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 November 2020, 08:00
  Orlando, FL – Authorities are reporting that four local teenagers have been missing since Halloween night. Friends report last seeing the group entering the former home of TNA Wrestling, the Impact Zone. Rumors have been rampant that the old, decrepit wrestling location has been haunted since its closing in 2018. “We’re still trying to piece together exactly what happened,” Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 299 – Halloween 2020!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 31 October 2020, 09:15
It’s October 31 and it’s WrestleCrap Radio.  This never ends well! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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INDUCTION: Halloween at Roddy Piper’s – Finally, Someone Who Gets That it’s TRICK or Treat!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1985 When you say “Halloween” around these here parts, it means just one thing: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Whether it be the legendary safety tips we’ve played on WrestleCrap Radio for years or the time when he knocked out Brother Love with a pumpkin on Prime Time Wrestling, it seems no one better exemplified the spirit of the holiday than Hot Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Begins Production Of ‘Newsies’ Musical With Wrestling Legends

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 October 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Building off of this past week’s Chris Jericho/MFJ musical number, All Elite Wrestling will now be producing their own version of the Broadway hit, Newsies. The musical, based off the 1992 Disney movie about the Newsboys Strike of 1899, will feature wrestling legends Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts in lead roles. “The response Continue Reading...
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