Say goodbye to blading in AEW and say hello Blade-ing.

Check out The Blade’s new ‘gig’ in Headlies!

Bret Hart is a hitman.

His boss? The devil.

His accent? Horrific.

It’s a new induction, pardner!

It’s the logical follow-up to AEW’s Blood & Guts!

Wash your hands and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the Final ECW Finale.

Trust Us, This Is(n’t) Extreme!

But it is a NEW Induction!

The Nightmare Express isn’t the only new ride in AEW.

Buckle your safety belt and find out what The Dark Order is driving in Headlies!

Rambo and friends invade the squared circle…

…and give new meaning to the term, “First Blood match”.

New induction!

WWE has another trash-bagging incident on their hands.

Read about their Iconic error in Headlies!

It’s the most random wrestling show we’ve ever seen!

Scott Steiner gets drunk, plays video games, and feeds ducks (REALLY!) in our NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Owens deserves a medal for giving Logan Paul a Stunner.

Read a new Headlies to find out which one he’s getting!

Move over Steve Austin…

…move over, other Steve Austin…

The Bionic Woman dominates the wrestling ring in this new induction!

We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: A mysterious masked man attacks Earthquake!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 02:00
Earthquake is about to polish off a jobber when a mystery man runs in and attacks him, bringing him down! Who is it?! WHO IS IT?!!!! Well, it’s Ed Leslie; who you may know better as Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. The character wasn’t given a name, but fans eventually called him The Mariner (why?), Furface (WHY?? There is no fur on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Horny Jim Ross

4 Submitted by on Sun, 24 May 2015, 15:00
Text by Blade Braxton; Email Submissions Here In some rare Mid-South outtakes from the mid-80’s, here’s good ol’ JR talking about engaging in some hanky panky with his former UWF co-worker, Dark Journey. Back then, it seems Jim wasn’t only interested in knocking slobber. He wanted to knock the boots as well....
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Someone Bought This: Forget Stretch Armstrong! We’ve got Stretch Wrestlers!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 23 May 2015, 02:00
In the mid-80’s L.J.N released a series of Stretch Wrestlers: George “The Animal” Steele Hulk Hogan Junkyard Dog King Kong Bundy “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff “Macho Man” Randy Savage Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat “Rowdy” Roddy Piper If you were a kid in the 70’s (or 90’s) you’ll remember the Stretch Armstrong toy: …where you could pull it and stretch it and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move. Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Scott Steiner’s Freak Show – The Greatest Workout in the History of Man

41 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:23
Workout DVD, 2009 It was about a year ago that I jumped on the Ice Bucket Challenge bandwagon, and released this video: It was a silly attempt at making folks laugh, and the fact that RD Jr. can be heard giggling in the background throughout it is something that makes me consider it a success.  Of course, others didn’t view Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? So what’s the other 90% of it, then?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: TNA’s Early Days – Fat Guys Named ‘Cheex’, Midgets in Trash Cans, Flying Elvises – What More Could You Want??

35 Submitted by on Wed, 20 May 2015, 19:00
  A Special Look Back at the First Days of NWA-TNA   After the WrestleCrap induction of the wrestling penises (or is that pen-i?) known as The Johnsons a couple of weeks back, I have been bombarded with requests for some of the more…how can I put this nicely?…idiotic characters and angles that plagued the first few weeks of NWA-TNA’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goof Troop wrestling episode

3 Submitted by on Tue, 19 May 2015, 22:11
Crapper Paul S. writes: Time for another wrestling cartoon. In this episode of Goof Troop Pete gets talked into taking on a challenge from a masked shooter named “The Incredible Bulk.” As luck would have it Myron, the amiable man behind the mask wants to retire from wrestling and invest his savings in a restaurant. He contractually can’t retire until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Companies Team Up, Release New T-Shirt

7 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 08:00
Secret Lair, Atlantic Ocean – The leaders of most of the world’s professional wrestling organizations met in a secret monthly meeting this week to discuss business. the heads of wrestling’s major “families”: The McMahons from WWE, the Carters from TNA, Dorian Rolando of AAA, Paco Alonso of CMLL, Kaname Tezuka from New Japan, Super Dragon from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Joe Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The dreaded Face Wash spot!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Punk is the Best in the World on getting facewashed From the video description: In 2005, Delirious and CM Punk had 3 matches in the IWA-MS ring. In those matches, a recurring comedy spot, Delirious kept trying to “face wash” Punk. Watch how Punk and Delirious work the spot in each match. Clips happen in chronological Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Mama’s Family” wrestling episode “Mama Mania”

15 Submitted by on Sat, 16 May 2015, 02:00
(Yes I know YouTube pulled these videos. Sorry, I can’t do anything about that). Crappers; I have a confession to make and I’m not exactly proud to tell you this… I
 kinda like the sitcom Mama’s Family with Vicki Lawrence. Especially the later syndicated episodes which were a lot chewier than the earlier NBC seasons. Yes; it was stupid. Yes, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Every Giant/Big Show turn, ever.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 15:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: So Big Show is now in his second decade in sports entertainment. And no man has been turned so often, and oftentimes for no apparent reason and with no sufficient build-up, than the onetime kayfabe son of Andre the Giant. This video enumerates “all” of his WCW and WWF/E turns, though I believe the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hulk Hogan’s book on tape!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Daniel Butera writes: I’m not sure who originally bought this, but I sure didn’t. Found at Goodwill, it’s the “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan autobiography…audiobook! On cassette tape! Who doesn’t want to listen to Hulk Hogan talk about his favorite subject for two hours? Wow!!! And check out the Julio Iglesias, Kool & The Gang, and Phil Collins tapes! Sold, sold, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Trish barks like a dog – McMahon’s breast friend

65 Submitted by on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:42
WWE, 2001 It’s rare to be able to put a price tag on piece of Wrestlecrap, and it’s even rarer that a piece of Wrestlecrap influences the affairs of the federal government, but tonight’s induction accomplished both feats. Vince McMahon’s degrading in-ring segment with Trish Stratus ended up shooting his wife’s chances at a United States Senate seat straight to Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Epilogue

9 Submitted by on Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:31
(Jed’s note: Apologies for not getting this out last Friday. Had a very busy weekend that kept me away from the computer. Anyway, enjoy this, the final chapter of this RTB book-that-never-was. And send Neil an email with your thoughts, praise, questions, sexual advances and Nigerian financial transfer offers. He put in an obscene amount of work, so he deserves the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates Mother’s Day

4 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 08:00
Boca Vista, FL – This past Sunday, WWE aired a new special on the WWE Network celebrating Mother’s Day. The show, entitled “Happy Mother’s Day, Fools”, was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer and noted mother lover, Mr. T. Joining Mr. T was several well known WWE mothers including Brodus Clay’s mama, Shelton Benjamin’s mama, and former WCW tag-team champion, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Judy and Buff Bagwell airbrushed shirt

9 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 04:53
Bryan from the WCW Worldwide Blog posted this picture of Judy Bagwell coming out at Bash At The Beach 1999 in celebration of Mother’s Day I love that she’s wearing a customized airbrushed shirt of her and her son Marcus Alexander Bagwell (she’d never call her boy Buff Bagwell!) with her wearing the top hat. It looks like something she had Continue Reading...
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