The hottest free agent in wrestling comes to WCW…was there any question it would be a complete disaster?

Bret Hart’s WCW debut…INDUCTED!

Finally, WWE kings and queens get the respect they deserve!

Grab your crown and scepters and read all about it in Headlies!

The last wrestling game for the NES really sent a message:

“Buy a Super Nintendo already!”

LJN’s hideous King of the Ring, inducted!

It’s the biggest independent wrestling event of the year and Doink is all in!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff takes RD Reynolds to task over The Death of WCW.

Time for a response on WrestleCrap Radio!

And yes, the two will meet in Chicago during All In weekend!

Behold the 9600 baud glory of the WOW website!

Deadsites has returned to WrestleCrap!

NEW INDUCTION!

Taxes, chokeslams, and Katie Vick.

It’s the mayoral race made in Hell and you can only read about it in Headlies!

No amount of blarney could convince fans to watch this match.

Couldn’t be arsed to watch it the first time? Then read about it in our new induction!

 

We hope you enjoyed your time in Saudi Arabia, Curt Hawkins.

You’ll be staying a while.

Find out why in a brand new Headlie!

It’s the ultimate battle of good vs. evil!

It’s the WWF on Family Feud in 1993!

NEW INDUCTION!

 

The Rock is going to be in a new video game movie!

He probably should have read the fine print.

Grab a fistful of quarters and read about it in Headlies!

The event that killed the World Bodybuilding Federation once and for all –

The WBF 1992 Championship gets inducted!

WrestleCrap Has Completed Its Move to our New Server!

If you have archive access, please log in and give it a try!

If it fails, please email rd@wrestlecrap.com we’ll fix it!

Nicholas is ready to take on all wrestlers!

Catch these Ultraviolent hands in a brand new Headlie!

  • Everyone Fired For The "Bobby Lashley's Sisters" Segment
  • Midnight Rose To Face Kenny Omega At All In
  • New Series 'Total Awkward' To Debut This Month On E!
  • Tony Nese Donates Four Of His Abs To Sin Cara
  • WWE's "Pretty Okay Royal Rumble" Set To Take Place In Bratislava, Slovakia
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes… This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying! Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?! It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo reads a poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 September 2014, 02:00
From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)… But forget that noise! What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor. That right there Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tommy Wiseau Hired As New WWE Head Writer

6 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – In a surprising move, WWE has fired their head writers for both Raw and Smackdown and replaced them with enigmatic cult movie director Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau, best known as the writer, director, producer and lead actor in the 2003 movie The Room, was introduced to the company yesterday afternoon. “Tommy will be a natural fit here Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE Walkout – Like the Invasion, but in reverse, and with more rectal hemorrhaging

24 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 20:00
Or: “An Ace in the hole, and blood in Jerry’s” WWE, 2011 Few WWE viewers were surprised when, at Battleground 2014, Lana the Ravishing Russian invoked recent current events to garner heat. And by that, I mean she literally said, “recent current events” to get boos. This kind of exploitation is nothing new for the company, and all it took Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Van Hammer rocks out in his music video!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: I can’t play guitar for the life of me, but even the late Jeff Healey can see that “Heavy Metal” Van Hammer doesn’t know crap about playing guitar. Hey, at least 3 Count sang their own songs! Between the shots of him obviously not playing the guitar (seriously- I could do a better job Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: ECW Strip Poker – Featuring Ashley, The Shy Trannie

12 Submitted by on Wed, 17 September 2014, 12:00
WWECW, 2006 Text by Triple Kelly I know what you’re thinking as you read that subject line up there, and I admit I somewhat agree: I feel very unqualified writing up this week’s induction. It would be more fair if it were written by RD, Blade, Sean Carless, Derek Burgan, Dr. Keith or Harry Simon. Because they, being heterosexual males (depending Continue Reading...
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Induction: Maximum Conviction – Fortunately Also Minimum Seagal

21 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 20:00
Movie – 2012 “Stone Cold” Steve Austin: Former 6-time WWF World Champion. 3-time Royal Rumble winner. King of the Ring. Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s #1 wrestler twice. WWE Hall of Famer. “Sheriff” of Raw. Podcast host. Arguably one of the most popular wrestlers of all time.  Star of movies such as The Condemned, Hunt To Kill, and some other movies you’ve Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Barry Horowitz

17 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 13:00
I can’t believe it’s been over two years since I began writing these silly Jobber of the Week columns. Nor can I believe that it’s been almost that long since the most requested prelimmer of all time has been reposted! The year was 1979. While the Bob Backlunds and Harley Races of the wrestling world were busy redefining the word Continue Reading...
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Enter the “Look At My Crap!” contest for a chance to win a $25 Amazon gift card

6 Submitted by on Mon, 15 September 2014, 10:14
UPDATE: The contest is over and we have a winner! Click here to see all the submissions and find out who won! Announcing the WrestleCrap “Look At My Crap!” contest! What is the “Look At My Crap!” contest, you ask? Well, it’s simple! You send in a picture (or pictures) to The Big Cheese here at WrestleCrap of YOU with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Royal Rumble SNES Game

29 Submitted by on Sat, 13 September 2014, 15:00
Item Description: “Climb into the ring with the latest World Wrestling Federation video games.” RD: Now before you send me scathing emails about how Royal Rumble was a great game, please closely examine the image up top. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Notice anything odd? Look again. That’s right – WWF Magazine was offering to sell you the game for the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Totally 90’s edition of WWE Warehouse!

8 Submitted by on Sat, 13 September 2014, 02:00
I won’t spoil all the radical 90’s stuff they feature in the newest episode of WWE Warehouse. I will however say that they feature several WrestleCrap-inducted things! It’s like The WrestleCrap Museum in there! You know… if the eventual brick and mortar WWE Hall Of Fame doesn’t have a special WrestleCrap wing somewhere in the building, then I say we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Bellas Receive Acting Lessons From The Miz’s Dad

6 Submitted by on Fri, 12 September 2014, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – The family feud between Brie and Nikki Bella has become a large part of WWE’s programming, but many backstage are not pleased with the Bellas’ performance. “To say that I am less than happy with the Bellas is an understatement,” said Stephanie McMahon. “I’m asking for white-hot rage they’re giving me a hissy fit. I expect a Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stone Cold’s last Raw of 2002 – Austin 3:16 says I just whipped mine out

37 Submitted by on Thu, 11 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2002 When you think of the Attitude Era, you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and when you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, you think of the many wild stunts he pulled off. But all those stunts would have fallen flat if Austin hadn’t had a worthy antagonist to battle every week. So when you think of Austin’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena toys with a disturbing theme…

8 Submitted by on Thu, 11 September 2014, 02:00
Direct from your worst nightmare, it’s the mighty John Cena Rumble Fists! Just put these fists over your hands, bash them against stuff, and they play a John Cena soundbite. Yeah, because that won’t get annoying after about a minute or anything. Look at what the Amazon listing calls these fists! Maybe these fists are the younger brothers of Mae Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial: e-book update!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 09 September 2014, 20:53
Hey, folks. Been a few months since I dropped in … guess that makes me Wrestlecrap’s Brock Lesnar, right? Minus the chest and back tats, and propensity for tearing people’s arms off and beating them with the bloody stumps. So, not much like him at all. Guess that was a crappy analogy. I blame owls. Anyway, I wanted to give Continue Reading...
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