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O’Neil plays the Gobbledy Puker in a new Thanksgiving induction.

Survivor Series has determined a new supreme bran and it’s Saturday Morning Slam!

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Don’t worry kids – RD Reynolds Has Solved All Issues with the NXT Invasion!

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“Let Me In” to a brand new Headlie!

The Sad Tale of the Ultimate Maniacs – How Could a Team This Insanely Awesome Vanish So Quickly?

We examine it in a NEW INDUCTION!

The “Future Of Law Enforcement” made an unexpected appearance at Starrcast.

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Tonight’s card:

Superman vs. Human Trafficking

Plus, Crusher Jones vs. Lacey Pants Larkin

New induction!

Stand Back!

Vince McMahon is here to entertain everyone stuck on the WWE plane.

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What better way to spend Halloween than going face to face with The Undertaker?

Time for a horrifying book review!

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It’s Halloween – time for Roddy Piper, Angry Jim, RD, Blade and more to break out the candy corn!

All new episode!

It’s UWF’s Blackjack Brawl 1!

(There was no Blackjack Brawl 2)

New induction!

RD and Blade return to discuss their favorite comic book movies from 2000-2019!

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Shane O’Mac has a big surprise in store for Crown Jewel.

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It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

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Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

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Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

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Someone Bought This: This NWO Wolfpac shirt says it all

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 29 April 2015, 21:38

I found this NWO Wolfpac shirt on eBay and check out that slogan on the back: “Bad has arrived, and it’s here to stay”. Boy, does that describe the last few years of WCW perfectly… “I love shoot comments that aren’t supposed to be shoot comments”. -Scott Keith. ...

Someone Bought This: Hulkamania hyperbole

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 29 April 2015, 02:00

“THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE”. Yeah! Screw you, nature! We’ve got Gigantic Hulk Hogan and he’s on top of the world! (You guys have no idea how proud I am to have made the first Carpenters reference in WrestleCrap history!)....

It Came From YouTube: Daniel Bryan’s 5-Hour Energy commercial

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 28 April 2015, 22:05

Daniel Bryan stars in the new 5-Hour Energy commercial. This made me laugh a lot more than I thought it would, and it’s all because of Daniel’s delivery. Here’s a friendly bit of advice. Don’t try the Lemon/Lime flavor- it tastes like battery acid. Orange is pretty good, though....

Induction: WCW Champion David Arquette vs Tank Abbott: Remember when Russo wanted to put the title on him?

45 Submitted by Emerson Witner on Tue, 28 April 2015, 15:00

WCW 2000 by Emerson Witner In his critically acclaimed tome A Lion’s Tale, Chris Jericho told the story of him trying to get a pay per view match with WCW Champion Goldberg coming on the heels of a really fun storyline where Jericho kept challenging Goldberg to a match, mocked his entrance and beat a midget version of him. Anyway, Eric Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Get ready for the WrestleRock Rumble!

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 28 April 2015, 08:00

Crapper Aaron Oster writes: Not much leaves me speechless, but when I stumbled across this the other day, I couldn’t fully formulate the words. Yes, this is a wrestling parody of the Super Bowl Shuffle done by the AWA. So many amazing parts to this that I can’t decide who is best. Ah, yes! We’ve inducted this video before; but Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior plastic chairs and table set

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 28 April 2015, 02:00

There’s something really unsettling about this Hulk Hogan chair. You can sit on Hulk’s lap! “Look! I’ve got a nice delicious apple for you! Now just sit on ol’ Uncle Hulk’s lap and tell him all your problems, little dude!”. It’s part of a set that includes the Hulk Hogan chair, an Ultimate Warrior chair, and a table....

Someone Bought This: WCW Norman Smiley Wiggle Time jersey

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 27 April 2015, 21:21

Bryan from the WCW Worldwide blog found this awesome Norman Smiley Wiggle Time jersey on eBay! BID NOW! “69”. Huh huh huh…...

Headlies: Kane and Seth Rollins Enter Couples Therapy

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 April 2015, 08:00

Green Bay, WI – Current WWE champion Seth Rollins and WWE Director of Operations Kane have officially began couples therapy in a concerted effort to fix their struggling relationship. Trouble has been brewing among the two over the past few weeks, coming to a head this past Sunday night at Extreme Rules. At the behest of The Authority, both men Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Morbid wrestling figure accessories

14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 27 April 2015, 02:00

Today we have a set of 2 tiny coffins for your wrestling figures. They’re useful for when you’re playing casket matches with your figures (you know, if you’re 7…). They’re also handy if you need somewhere to store the action figures of all the wrestlers who have dropped dead in the last 25 years from steroid and other drug abuse, in-ring Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling bed sheet (with bonus VHS tape!).

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 26 April 2015, 19:06

I found this Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling bed sheet and a VHS tape on eBay. Because who wouldn’t want to own someone’s 30 year old bed sheet that that isn’t even a complete set? It even comes with a bonus VHS video tape of the cartoon! Judging by that cover, the episode is about Hulk marrying a small Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer

26 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 26 April 2015, 15:00

This is the Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer. The story goes (as Hulk tells it, anyway) is that he got an offer to endorse the tabletop grill that George Foreman eventually got but lost out on the deal because he was too late in responding to the offer. Right… Anyway, this Thunder Mixer is available on Amazon and as of this writing Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Muppets engage is a grueling wrestling match!

14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 26 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Justin Cook writes: Here is a clip From the second Muppet Show Pilot “Sex and Violence” involving a continuing skit of a wrestling match that went on during the show. “Earthquake”? What a stupid name for a wrestler! That would never get over in real life… And the matches are in Rounds? What is this; the Brawl For All Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: TNA Crazzy Steve wall sticker

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 25 April 2015, 17:44

Crapper Paul S. writes: Can’t sleep… clown will eat me. AIIIEEE!!!! That is terrifying! Who in the hell would ever buy that?! Hobo clown fetishists? (HoboClownFetishists.com is in fact probably taken… Just a hunch)....

It Came From YouTube: Andre: Heart Of The Giant trailer

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 25 April 2015, 10:00

Crapper Sean writes: You know I’ve been looking for so long for the DVD not because I WANT to see the movie, but just to know that it exists… After all, this one trailer….this one trailer…can we even call this a film? The guy playing Andre looks like shit…or a guy in a Carlito wig….in fact I think that’s exactly Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy’s haircut in 1994.

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 25 April 2015, 02:00

This is Jeff Hardy’s debut match on Raw in 1994 against Razor Ramon. “Alright, stop! Collaborate and listen! Jeff is back with a brand new ambition…” Jeff Hardy actually paid a barber good money to make his hair look like that? On purpose? And he looked in the mirror afterwards and said “Yes! This is exactly how I want to Continue Reading...

Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part V

3 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Fri, 24 April 2015, 10:04

by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Build To Night of Champions: The first RAW after Summerslam opens with John Cena, still WWE Champion, heading down to the ring, only to be interrupted by Daniel Bryan charging out from the back. Cena turns to face Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Japan combines cute little white lions and wrestling onto a shirt!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a clever new shirt from New Japan Pro Wrestling where the traditional lion logo is replaced by Jungle Emperor Leo AKA Kimba the White Lion an Osamu Tezuka manga that was turned into an animated series in 1965. While Leo/Kimba is one of Tezuka’s most popular characters in Japan he was pretty obscure in the Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Stone Age SmackDown – Yabba Dabba Do (Not Watch This, It Sucks)

87 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 23 April 2015, 19:00

Direct to DVD Release, 2015 Not gonna lie to any of y’all: I was never the biggest Flintstones fan in the world. I mean, yeah, I’ve probably seen most of the episodes of the original series, but that’s more due to the fact that I am so dang old that when I came home from grade school, I had quite Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Coliseum Video fly swatter can be yours!

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 23 April 2015, 03:31

Look what I found on eBay! A sealed copy of WWF World Tour 1992 with a FREE Coliseum Video fly swatter! Buy it now! You’ll need it to kill those giant mosquitoes when they invade your turf this summer, Crappers! (Oh yeah, and the video is pretty good, too)!. As a side note, I wonder what El Matador’s home life is Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Buy a Tatanka WWF Magazine from Tatanka himself… for a price.

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 23 April 2015, 02:00

Tatanka (BUFFALO!) has a nice website with a lot of cool stuff including a store where he’s selling ring-worn trunks and other personal items from his career. One of the things he’s selling is this WWF Magazine with him on the cover. It’s not autographed or anything, but he’s still asking $35 (plus sales tax if you’re in Florida) for Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WWF wrestlers love their ICOPRO!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 22 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Vincent Besse writes: I found more IcoPro commercials, though I haven’t found the one with Tatanka that the Network uses. Here’s a different one with Tatanka: Here’s a Luger one that I didn’t even know existed, despite the fact that he should have been the IcoPro Guy: Here’s a Scott Hall one: And finally, a longer one with Bret Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: 2 hours of Scott Steiner stories

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 21 April 2015, 17:55

For your amusement, I give you 2 straight hours of stories about Scott Steiner. 00:00 – Jim Ross ~ George Tragos/Lou Thesz Hall of Fame [19th July 2014] 00:39 – Bill Watts ~ Shoot Interview [2000] 01:29 – Jim Herd ~ Wrestling Observer Live [16th February 2001] 01:44 – Kevin Nash ~ YouShoot [2013] 03:33 – Court Bauer & Konnan Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: “Yes. I Am A Model” button lets you be just as cool as Rick Martel.

15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 21 April 2015, 15:00

You too can be as cool as “The Model” Rick Martel with this “Yes. I Am A Model” button. I’m actually kind of surprised the WWE didn’t sell this in their merchandise catalogs when he was doing this gimmick. They’d be cheap to make and there’d be a huge profit margin there. I know he was a heel, but I Continue Reading...

Induction: The Kiss-My-Arse Match – At least it wasn’t a Bra-and-Knickers Match

30 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Tue, 21 April 2015, 12:00

WWE, 2002 Thanks to the WWE Network, even lifelong wrestling fans can discover material they’ve never seen before. For fans outside of the British Isles, that would include pay-per-views like Insurrextion and Rebellion that, in addition to being synonyms, were exclusive to the UK. Since the events were barely promoted in the US, scarcely anything noteworthy happened on the shows, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulk Rules” car windshield shade

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 21 April 2015, 02:00

From the Merchandise Catalog in Issue #7 of Wrestling Spotlight (Jake Roberts) comes this Hulk Hogan “Hulk rules” car shade for your windshield. These tacky things were all the rage in the 80’s. The idea was to block the sun so your car interior didn’t get insufferably hot or damaged from the sun’s rays. They didn’t really work very well. Your Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton Hits An RKO Out Of Somewhere

18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 April 2015, 08:00

Providence, RI – WWE Superstar Randy Orton stunned the Smackdown audience this week when he hit an RKO from out of somewhere. Orton, known for hitting his patented RKO finishing move from “out of nowhere”, was scene blatantly reaching underneath the ring apron. The “viper” carefully carried the RKO into the ring and promptly used it on Kane to win Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling comic book ad

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 20 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a comic book ad from 1985 hyping CBS’s new Saturday Morning line-up heavily featuring Hulk Hogan’s “Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. 1985 would be something of a jinxed year for CBS as the “Young Astronauts” cartoon would be canceled before the first episode ever aired because of the Challenger tragedy, while Jim Henson’s “Little Muppet Monsters” which Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: TNA guitar picks rip-off a classic guitar manufacturer.

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 14:25

I found this set of TNA Guitar Picks and they’re on sale for just $1. I guess you could say that TNA’s really been strumming the wrong note for quite awhile now! Ha ha ha… The blue one is the Jeff Jarrett Founder pick (seriously!). You know, because Jeff Jarrett had a country singer gimmick. In the WWF. Back in 1995. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes

22 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 03:00

What better way to cover up the stink of your dying wrestling promotion than with WCW Nitro Cologne? I found an Amazon listing for WCW Nitro Cologne, and check out these prices sellers are asking for it on Amazon Marketplace! $200+ for a bottle?! There’s also WWF Attitude Cologne for you men who want to smell like.. um.. attitude, I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Stylish Four Horsemen sweatshirts

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Insert your bad Christmas family portrait jokes here. I’m picturing The Four Horsemen at Sears Portrait Studio or JC Penny’s or whatever with their mothers on the other side of the camera yelling at them to look well-behaved and smile at the camera so they “can have at least one nice photo of the boys looking so Continue Reading...