Witness the most hapless display of patriotism ever!

The Failures Aboard the USS Intrepid…INDUCTED!

USA? USA?

The Undertaker is ready for retirement, but is retirement ready for The Undertaker?

Hop into your La-Z-Boy and find out in Headlies!

Stop or my mom’s favorite 1970s actor will shoot!

Ponch and Trish blow Muncie PD’s public image into the Stratusphere!

New induction!

WWE says “Safety first!”

Just not in the Performance Center.

Find out how Vince is protecting himself in Headlies!

The WBF battles the WWF…and we were there live!

Ok, not really live. But we did see Jim Quinn battle STRONGMAN SKINNER!

NEW INDUCTION!

Do you want to own a part of Jeff Hardy?

Urine luck!

Wash your hands, get your credit card ready, and read about it in Headlies!

Chris Jericho takes on Colt Cabana in the “Battle Of The Podcasters!”

Grab your Omaha Steaks and Pro Wrestling Tees and read all about it in Headlies!

Someone was out to kill Roman Reigns – and it wasn’t a smark.

This new induction will have you seeing double – four Rowans!

How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

WWE is taking you back to the past with Headlies!

We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: A German comedian on a German WCW Pay-Per-View!

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Crapper Cameron Archer writes: Tom Gerhardt is a German comedian. These two videos document his feud with Berlyn, which culminates in a match at WCW’s Millennium Tour in Oberhausen on February 12, 2000 (http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=10325). Gerhardt travels to Starrcade 1999 at Washington, DC’s MCI Center, in order to initiate a feud with Berlyn. Gerhardt steals the tailpipe from Berlyn’s car – Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Zorro vs. Jesse the Body Ventura – Did I Say “Jesse the Body”? I Meant “Jesse the Pirate”! ARRGHH!!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 18 June 2015, 19:45
TV Show, 1991 From the “things you never knew about Mrs. Deal and she’s happy about it” file comes this interesting tidbit: she’s a huge Zorro mark.  Doesn’t matter what the context is, be it TV shows or comic books or movies, whatever.  She loves the man. Which is ironic in that she never lets me sport a mustache.  Seriously, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Edge shows off his acting chops in Highlander: Endgame

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is Edge in a Highlander: Endgame and this movie was the last movie of the franchise, so far. It’s not the last Highlander movie… There is another. (Sorry, but I’m practically legally obligated to use that line in this situation). Anyway, I haven’t seen Highlander: Endgame yet, but it’s supposed to be even worse than Highlander Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JBL Promoted To Lead Annoyer

7 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2015, 08:00
Cleveland, OH – WWE officials announced today that current commentator John “Bradshaw” Leyfield has been promoted to the position of Lead Annoyer for episodes of Monday Night Raw and pay-per-views. Layfield, better known by fans as JBL, wrestled for the company, amassing 24 championship title wins before settling into the commentator role in 2012. JBL’s persistence and tenacity was noticed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ashens Reviews the Intergalactic Cage Match game

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Crapper Paul S. writes: British comedian Stuart Ashens reviews “Intergalactic Cage Match” for the Commodore 64. The name of the show is “Terrible Old Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.” And it does not disappoint. Wow… It’s like they said “Okay, we have to make a wrestling game. Kids are stupid and they’ll buy any wrestling game so let’s put Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand team up to annoy you to no end.

6 Submitted by on Sun, 14 June 2015, 15:00
Remember when Todd Pettengill got Stephanie Wiand as a co-host? She was just as annoying and loud and unfunny as he was! So, I guess they made a perfect pair in that regard…. The two of them together just gave me double the headache twice as fast. Hey look, it’s Barry Didinsky with some shirts that aren’t too awful (much to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rumble Roses- the wrestling game for horny losers

11 Submitted by on Sun, 14 June 2015, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: Ah, “Rumble Roses,” the all-female wrestling game that was advertised as fan-service to male gamers. While it’s a decent wrestling game (In regards to gameplay), I wonder if the fact that the sexualized characters in the game made it look like if it catered to horndogs out there. Look at the intro and tell me that the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Doink The Clown loves the WWF Royal Rumble pinball game

6 Submitted by on Sat, 13 June 2015, 02:00
You’ve seen the Royal Rumble pinball machine (as previously owned by R.D, and now once again owned by R.D!) Now here’s the flyer Data East would send to arcades to get them to buy the game. And what better way to convince arcade owners to buy the game than to feature Doink playing the game, and Crush threatening to kill Continue Reading...
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Induction: Shotgun Saturday Night from NYC – It put the “sex” back in, “This show only lasted sex weeks.”

51 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 20:15
WWF, 1997 It’s rare for WWE to create a television program that stands out from all its other content. ECW on Sci-Fi was basically just Smackdown filmed from a different angle, Smackdown these days is simply Raw: The Director’s Cut, and the fifth season of NXT played out like episodes of Raw, with the roster of Superstars, written as if Continue Reading...
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TRIBUTE: Dusty Rhodes Passes Away

48 Submitted by on Thu, 11 June 2015, 15:25
Man, this is a sad day.  Dusty Rhodes has passed on, official story is here.  We’ve mocked him a lot over the years, but man am I going to miss him. Post your thoughts below.  We’ll grieve together, friends....
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It Came From YouTube: The Best Of Arthur “The Bulldog” Donovan on commentary

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From King Of The Ring 1994, experience the incredible insight and penetrating questions of one Arthur “The Bulldog” Donovan. He’s truly the second coming of Jim Ross, isn’t he? What an honor it must have been for Gorilla Monsoon and Randy Savage to sit next to him all night long. I can’t imagine why he was never invited back to do Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Radio WWF

34 Submitted by on Wed, 10 June 2015, 02:00
In 1993 for a few months the WWF had a syndicated radio show called “Radio WWF” where they did audio play-by-play for that year’s SummerSlam and Survivor Series. There was also a show hosted by Jim Ross which featured interviews with wrestlers and he took calls from fans. It was promoted from time to time on WWF television around the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk Submits Tough Enough Audition Tape

8 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2015, 08:00
Chicago, IL – At 11:53pm on Friday night, former WWE Superstar and World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk submitted his audition tape for the next season of Tough Enough. With just minutes to spare, Punk finished editing his audition tape, making sure to include his favorite songs by the band Rancid playing over his promo. Despite having quit the company over Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Pac model kit

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2015, 02:00
Someone in the WWF marketing department decided that there would be enough of a cross-section of people who are both X-Pac fans and model kit enthusiasts out there to warrant producing an X-Pac model kit I hope that person got fired quickly. The stupid thing comes pre-painted so you don’t get to have any fun trying to paint it yourself. You just Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: We Hate School!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Jimmy Hart and the first family perform Jimmy’s new song “We Hate School.” What’s stranger than some clearly adult aged men singing about how they hate school? How about Terry Funk doing a cover of it on his Japanese disco album?...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Beanie Bear with handprint boobies!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 06 June 2015, 02:00
  At Fully Loaded 1998, Sable participated in a Bikini contest against Jacqueline hosted by (who else?) Jerry Lawler and judged by the audience of horny men. Her “Bikini” consisted of painted-on hands… Besides Sable’s boobs, do you know what else was popular in the late 90’s? Beanie Babies! Unlike Sable’s boobs, Beanie Babies were mostly popular with kids, and Continue Reading...
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Induction: Baywatch at the Beach

35 Submitted by on Thu, 04 June 2015, 18:00
I’m trapped in a plane. Well, I call it trapped.  I’m 6’5″, rolling in economy, crammed against a window that has offered me a couple hours of sleep on this 8 hour flight.  The night before?  Oh, I was up fixing a server that died on me while I was out of town.  Got no, and I mean zero, sleep.  Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Eat, drink, and show your Chyna fandom all at the same time

6 Submitted by on Wed, 03 June 2015, 02:00
These are a pair of Chyna “collectables”- a plate, and a mug. I believe the plate was made and sold by The Franklin Mint kind of like those Gone With The Wind plates that they sell as being something that will increase in value, but really it’s just a mass-produced piece of crap with zero collectable value. Ironically, there’s just Continue Reading...
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