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USA? USA?

The Undertaker is ready for retirement, but is retirement ready for The Undertaker?

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Stop or my mom’s favorite 1970s actor will shoot!

Ponch and Trish blow Muncie PD’s public image into the Stratusphere!

New induction!

WWE says “Safety first!”

Just not in the Performance Center.

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The WBF battles the WWF…and we were there live!

Ok, not really live. But we did see Jim Quinn battle STRONGMAN SKINNER!

NEW INDUCTION!

Do you want to own a part of Jeff Hardy?

Urine luck!

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Chris Jericho takes on Colt Cabana in the “Battle Of The Podcasters!”

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Someone was out to kill Roman Reigns – and it wasn’t a smark.

This new induction will have you seeing double – four Rowans!

How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

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Someone Bought This: Wrestlers + these stickers = awesome.

2 Submitted by on Sun, 05 July 2015, 18:41
As seen on Tumblr…. new aesthetic: wrestlers photoshopped over lisa frank stickers I’d like to think that Mrs. Deal and Triple Kelly would go for these. And probably Peter Gazer, too! Oh heck, I always thought Lisa Frank stuff was pretty awesome and really creative. Besides, adding kittens and goldfish in bowls only makes The Rock that much cooler! Dear Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Raw for Sega 32X has exciting exclusives!

36 Submitted by on Sun, 05 July 2015, 02:00
None other than Martial Arts Master Kwang (!) appears as the final boss in the Sega 32X version of the WWF Raw video game. He’s exclusive to this version of the game. If I may quote Scott Keith from his Royal Rumble 1994 rant: What’s the sound of 300 pounds of crap hitting the fan? KWANG! Notice Todd Pettengill’s short-lived WWF Mania Co-Host Stephanie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

18 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 15:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom and their ventriloquist dummy friend Rocco

13 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 02:00
The Legion Of Doom make a pretty cool entrance on motorcycles at SummerSlam 1992… with their ventriloquist dummy Rocco riding on the front of one of the bikes (wearing a leather jacket, blue jeans, and even a little pair of sunglasses). Rocco was “found” in a pile of garbage in the slums of Chicago by the Legion Of Doom and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Grill shirt

6 Submitted by on Fri, 03 July 2015, 02:00
WCW opened their Nitro Grill restaurant in Las Vegas, Nevada in the Spring of 1999 and closed in late September of 2000 (less than a year before WCW itself closed!). The food was supposed to be pretty good, and the atmosphere was great, and “Nitro Grill” was a pretty clever name for the place, but they still couldn’t make enough money Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Big shirt… little wrestlers!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 July 2015, 00:11
I found this XXXL (!) sized Champion Midget Wrestling shirt on ShopGoodwill.com and I have so many thoughts about this. 1. It amuses me greatly that it’s a midget wrestling shirt that happens to be Extra Extra Extra Large sized. 2. Who are the three midget wrestlers that autographed this thing? And how much do they weigh? (Sorry, I had an Art Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Surfin’ Usos figures!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 01 July 2015, 15:00
Crapper Raven7309 writes: Saw this Usos 2-pack on the shelves at the Wal-Mart where I work and, ummm, yeah. Is Vinny Mac under the assumption that because the Usos background is Samoan, which is an island, they automatically know how to surf? Maybe he can convince Shane Douglas and Johnny Ace to reform the Dynamic Dudes and have them fight Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Spoony and Linkara review Warrior comic books (plus a bonus review)

8 Submitted by on Wed, 01 July 2015, 02:00
This week I have something a little different for you. Consider this my early Christmas gift to you all! I have something absolutely jam-packed with Destrucity for you to Foke on! Longtime readers will know that R.D has already inducted one of The Ultimate Warrior’s “WARRIOR” comic books, but that is only the tip of the crazy iceberg, my friends. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces All-Fan Edition of “King Of The Ring”

27 Submitted by on Mon, 29 June 2015, 08:00
Roanoke, VA – WWE officials announced yesterday that they will once again be resurrecting the King Of The Ring tournament this year. While the concept remains the same, this version of the King Of The Ring will showcase various WWE celebrity fans that the internet has grown to love and/or hate. “The WWE Universe is the greatest group of fans Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Les Aventures du pirate Mad Dog? Oui!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 29 June 2015, 02:00
Our own Jordan Mishkin writes: I was listening to Jim Cornette’s podcast with Pat Laprade and Betrand Hebert, the authors of “Mad Dogs, Midgets and Screwjobs” when they mentioned Mad Dog Vachon had a children’s show. And he played a pirate. I had no idea. This promo is downright delightful. Unfortunately, I can’t find any full episodes....
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Induction: Tough Enough 2011 – Developmental Disorder

53 Submitted by on Thu, 25 June 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2011 By the time you read this, the cast of the new Tough Enough will have been selected, the first episode will have aired, and Hank will have been eliminated. The abysmal success rate of Tough Enough over the years should be a hint that the whole Tough Enough format — where WWE picks a handful of youngsters with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Matt finds a horrifying magazine and bootleg wrestling figures!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 24 June 2015, 18:10
My old buddy Matt of Dinosaur Dracula (and formerly of X-Entertainment) went on a Flea Market adventure and found some cool wrestling stuff: A horrifying wrestling magazine depicting Kamala with Hulk Hogan’s head on a spear (!) and some little bootleg wrestling figures of Ted DiBiase and The Bushwhackers. Go check out the other cool stuff he found!...
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Headlies: TNA Resurrects “Silent Night, Bloody Night” Match

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:00
Nashville, TN – On the heels of the King Of The Mountain match returning at Slammiversary, TNA officials have decided to also resurrect the “Silent Night, Bloody Night” match. Often labeled one of the worst gimmick matches in wrestling history, TNA’s lone “Silent Night, Bloody Night” match occurred in at a 2007 Christ Eve edition edition of Impact. The match, Continue Reading...
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