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It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

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RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

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Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

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Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

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Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

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Someone Bought This: “You’re scratching me, Randy!”

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“Strange things are afoot at the Circle K…” -Ted, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. In 1987 you could get a WWF Supermatch Card at your Circle K convenience store where you could play The Supermatch Game scratch-off instant win game to win prizes! So yes, during the Summer of 1987 you could head over to Circle K, grab a big bag of Cool Ranch Doritos… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sheik & Volkoff’s Petting Zoo – The Adventures of Clyde & Bear!

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WWF, 1986 Anyone who lived through the mid 80’s WWF will remember all the animals running around at the time.  Which was your favorite was simply a matter of choice.  Dog lover? The British Bulldogs had Matilda…. …and when Davey Boy Smith was a solo act, Winston. Maybe you were a bit more off the beaten path and favored snakes? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube- All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular hosted by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper

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I’m just going to quote right from the video description: The “All-Star Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular” originally aired on Friday, 9/13/1985 on CBS. It was a prime time special that was intended to showcase the Saturday morning cartoon programs for the season. Hosted by WWF/WWE Superstar “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, the program features appearances by Gary Owens, Patti LaBelle, Pee-Wee Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Clock-A-Mania!

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Crapper Milian Vasic (that would be a great heel wrestler name!) writes: Hey Paul. I know you previously posted the superstars watches from dollarama in hamilton ontario. But I found not one. Not two. But Three clocks now at dollarama. My girlfriend found the superstars alarm clock in st Catherine’s. And then we found the other two at one in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever

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I swear on a stack of brand-spankin’ new copies of The Death Of WCW that I am not in fact making this up! Former WWE Superstar JTG will be releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is titled, “Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?” and will feature backstage stories from his time in OVW and WWE. Below is promotional material for the book Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go to a WWF house show and you gotta buy a WWF Program!

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I found this old WWF Program on eBay (Steve Lombardi and Barry Horowitz on the same card?! Somebody pinch me!) and it reminded me of going to so many house shows. Picture it- Sicily, Italy. 1927… (Oh wait, wrong flashback. Sorry!) Anyway… It’s the late-80’s and the WWF is coming to your town! “BOY, OH BOY!” as Nathaniel would say. You pay $30 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Hires More 90’s Musicians

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Nashville, TN – Following the positive press response after signing Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins, TNA President Dixie Carter has gone on a spending spree signing various popular musicians from the 1990’s. Carter made the announcement during a press conference flanked by the newest members of TNA. “We here at TNA Impact Wrestling are pleased as punch to welcome Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS on YouTube- pay to watch old TNA?

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  TNA has a premium/pay YouTube channel (yes, such things exist) called TNA Impact Wrestling PLUS where for a monthly fee for $4.99 a month… …plus an additional per-event price, you can stream old episodes of Impact Wrestling, Pay-Per-Views, and DVDs. So if you’re a big TNA fan, that might seem like kind of a good deal, right? Well, no. The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

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WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF In Your Face 3-D magazine

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I found this WWF In Your Face Best Of 1999 3-D Magazine on eBay. It comes complete with two pairs of red and blue 3-D glasses. Man, this gimmicky magazine sums up The Attitude Era perfectly. 3-D! Edgy! Attitude! Yeah! This magazine actually reminds me of this exchange from the Muppet-Vision 3-D attraction at Disney: Kermit the Frog: [talking about the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF placemat keeps your table clean in style!

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Crapper Bryan found this image of a WWF placemat from the 1991 Merchandise Catalog in WWF Magazine. Click on the picture to see it in it’s full resolution. Here’s a smaller resolution picture of it that you should be able to see better. It features Macho Man Randy Saavage, Hulk Hogan, The British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith, and The Undertaker along Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part VI

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by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Build To The Royal Rumble Randy Orton has survived his TLC war with John Cena and retained the WWE Championship. He has no time to bask in the glory or relax, however, as Paul Heyman announces the return Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stylish and fancy WCW Stovepipe Hats

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WCW sold Stovepipe hats featuring Kevin Nash and Diamond Dallas Page. They’re perfect for any formal event! Well, maybe not… Unless your goal is that you never want to be invited to another formal event ever again in your lifetime. But wait a minute- there’s no Buff Bagwell Stovepipe Hat in this lineup? What an outrage!  ...
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Induction: The “Robin Hood” Nitro – It Sherwood have sucked to sit through this

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WCW, 1997 Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: in a match billed as one of the biggest and most important of all time, Hulk Hogan takes on a 7’4” giant at the Silverdome — I mean, Superdome. This time around, though, instead of the big main event being presented without commercial interruption, it *is* the interruption; the match Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Phantasio Hasbro figure!

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Oh Hasbro, how could you NOT have made a figure of legendary WWF magician Phantasio?! I mean granted, he’s no Fruit Pie The Magician… …but he’s still pretty cool! (Check out his best WWF match!). Thankfully, some resourceful fan has corrected this horrible oversight with this awesome custom figure. Sadly it does not come with his opponent’s underwear, nor Earl Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Muppet Show wrestling episode

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a wrestling themed episode of The Muppet Show. In this episode Zero Mostel guest stars, while in the wrap-around segments Scooter’s Uncle (who owns the theater) wants there to be some women’s wrestling on the show. Unfortunately the only female wrestler Kermit can find on short notice is a particularly cantankerous older grappler named “Granny Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW Champion David Arquette vs Tank Abbott: Remember when Russo wanted to put the title on him?

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WCW 2000 by Emerson Witner In his critically acclaimed tome A Lion’s Tale, Chris Jericho told the story of him trying to get a pay per view match with WCW Champion Goldberg coming on the heels of a really fun storyline where Jericho kept challenging Goldberg to a match, mocked his entrance and beat a midget version of him. Anyway, Eric Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior plastic chairs and table set

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There’s something really unsettling about this Hulk Hogan chair. You can sit on Hulk’s lap! “Look! I’ve got a nice delicious apple for you! Now just sit on ol’ Uncle Hulk’s lap and tell him all your problems, little dude!”. It’s part of a set that includes the Hulk Hogan chair, an Ultimate Warrior chair, and a table....
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Headlies: Kane and Seth Rollins Enter Couples Therapy

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Green Bay, WI – Current WWE champion Seth Rollins and WWE Director of Operations Kane have officially began couples therapy in a concerted effort to fix their struggling relationship. Trouble has been brewing among the two over the past few weeks, coming to a head this past Sunday night at Extreme Rules. At the behest of The Authority, both men Continue Reading...
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