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INDUCTION: The Eggnog Match – Ho Ho Ho(s Are Splashing in Goo For Your Amusement)!
25 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 06 December 2018, 19:13
WWF, 2001 Before we get into today’s induction, we wanted to once again let you know about our Patreon. I know, I know, we beat you over the head about it, but it’s the key to WrestleCrap’s survival and better yet, you get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap content! This week, for instance, we are offering a Patreon only re-induction of the legendary Continue Reading...
Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Road Warriors love their Zubaz!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 November 2018, 02:00
The Road Warriors (AKA: The Legion of Doom to you WWF fans) love their Zubaz pants! Why? Because they’re flashy, and comfortable, and Zebra stripes never, ever go out of style! What’s not to love? And now, enjoy a gallery of Hawk and Animal in Zubaz: UHHHHHHWhatAZubazRush.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...
INDUCTION: Hogan-Warrior II – Jack Tunney was right to ban this
35 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 November 2018, 22:27
WCW, 1998 “I cannot in clear conscience allow these two men to once again batter each other beyond the point of exhaustion, past the threshold of pain, and at the expense of risking torturous injury. Therefore, I will not sanction a rematch in the near future.” That’s the memo WWF’s figurehead President Jack Tunney sent out immediately after Wrestlemania VI Continue Reading...
HEADLIES: Cyber Monday Sales of New Becky Lynch Playset Crash WWE.com
4 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Mon, 26 November 2018, 21:26
Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set. “For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, Continue Reading...
It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular! Plus more wrestling talk than we’ve had in years. No, we can’t believe it either. But hey, get to clickin’ and hear it for yourself! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so Continue Reading...
Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...
SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: Fly Fishing Mike Rotundo Autographed Photo
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 25 November 2018, 19:24
As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio…I never thought he’d top that Captain Mike shirt where he had a giant head popping out of a boat, but he sure tried! This was apparently out of the 1988 DANGER ZONE calendar, and if anyone is looking to get me a Christmas present, this would look great hanging up in my living room....
Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: The WWF Invades the Macy’s Day Parade – But No Gooker? For Shame!
20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 21 November 2018, 18:15
WWF, 1994 Two weeks ago, I inducted the worst War Games match ever, featuring the Ultimate Warrior and friends doing everything they possibly could to completely destroy what was one of wrestling’s truly legendary matches. At the end of that article, I noted that in two weeks I would induct the follow up to that fiasco, Warrior vs. Hogan II. Continue Reading...
Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Replaces Charlotte At Survivor Series
2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 November 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, LA – Last night’s historic Survivor Series was capped off with the surprise return of WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker, which hasn’t been seen since its brief feud with Joey Janela at Starrcast this summer, was hand-picked by Becky Lynch to replace her. Lynch was set to take on current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey until Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A Smoking Gunns poster as big as the Grand Canyon!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 November 2018, 02:00YEE-HAW! This gigantic 24 x 36 poster of The Smoking Gunns poster is not only awesome, but rare! It was only available in the WWF Catalog and at live events so you know it’s a true collectable. It’s a great way to show what a big fan you are of the world’s greatest cowboy tag team of the 90’s (okay, so I Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: The Lost AWA Team Challenge Pilot – The Gagnes warp into the future!
28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 November 2018, 20:53
AWA, 1989 In the American Wrestling Association’s dying days, the company, faced with rapidly declining revenue and an exodus of stars, settled on a long-range booking plan called the Team Challenge Series, in which the entire roster was split up into three teams that competed against each other for points, with the eventual winners receiving a “million dollar prize”. A Continue Reading...
Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Caught Vandalizing Disney World
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 November 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE’s Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon was caught by Disney World Security vandalizing several locations throughout the theme park. McMahon made headlines this past week stating that “10-20-30 years from now, there’s no reason we can’t be as big or bigger than Disney.” While most experts in and outside of the wrestling business scoffed at such a Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon WCW Jersey and the Invasion WCW logo shirt
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 November 2018, 02:00When WWE bought WCW and did The Invasion angle, it um… didn’t go very well. In fact, it won the 2001 Gooker Award right here on WrestleCrap! The Invasion was lead by Shane McMahon and a handful of ex-WCW wrestlers who were mostly mid-carders. The wrestlers all wore this shirt with a new WCW logo: Well, it’s better than the Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: War Games 98 – A Great Match Goes Up in Smoke
28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 08 November 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1998 It’s interesting how different events and matches are glorified over time by wrestling fans, myself included. For instance, the Royal Rumble. Just typing those two words together causes my mind to spin back to 1992, and the legendary event where Ric Flair won not only the match but the WWF World Title in the process. It wasn’t just Continue Reading...
Headlies: Hulk Hogan Debuts New “Real Saudi Arabian” Gimmick At Crown Jewel
9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 November 2018, 08:00
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan returned to the WWE this past weekend at Crown Jewel with an all-new pro-Saudi Arabian character. Hogan emerged from the back to a deafening roar from the crowd. While the familiar strains of his classic theme song “Real American” blared over the speakers, subtle changes had been made to the lyrics. While Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A degenerate doggy!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 November 2018, 02:00In 1999 The New Age Outlaws were really popular. So was D-Generation X. So, WWE decided to release this Road Dogg plush bulldog. It’s neon green, and it’s got ATTITUDE! You can tell because it’s wearing sunglasses like Poochie! Because nothing says “degenerate bad ass” like selling a stuffed plush dog toy of yourself to kids. It kind of looks Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Bikers’ Court with Jim Duggan – Hacksaw revs up his Harley for… Big Tobacco? Huh?
21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 01 November 2018, 20:05
Tomorrow, WWE puts on “Crown Jewel”, their most controversial event ever. All over the mainstream news, we’ve been hearing about how WWE is getting paid big bucks by a repressive regime to carry out an outrageous PR campaign for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. But this is far from the first time that wrestlers have been used in stealth propaganda for Continue Reading...
Happy Halloween – It’s WrestleCrap Radio 277!
3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 30 October 2018, 23:30
It’s Halloween at WrestleCrap HQ…but Nothing is Going Wrong This Year!!! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
Headlies: Everyone At Halloween Party Thinks Jay White Is Wearing A Costume
2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 October 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – New Japan star Jay “Switchblade” White attended a party this weekend in the greater Los Angeles area and was unaware that it was a Halloween party. Unfortunately for White, he was simply dressed as himself. Many attendees assumed he was in a costume much to his chagrin.. “Yo, man. Killer Danzig costume,” said one woman dressed in Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: It seemed like a cool shirt at the time…
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 October 2018, 02:00Someone bought this D-Generation X… And that “someone” was uh… me. But I can explain! Picture it… Sicily, 1924… Oh wait sorry, wrong story! Picture it… It was 1998. I was 17 years old. The Attitude Era was in full swing. D-Generation X was all over TV and had been doing some very funny skits. Oh yeah, and they had really Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Halloween at Tony Schiavone’s – No Two Ways Around It, Tony’s Going as a Pedophile This Year
21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 25 October 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1993 Every year about this time, I go back and find a women’s costume battle royal to mock. There’s a million of them in every promotion known to man, and they are all ridiculous. It’s less a tradition, more a way of life, one I was fully planning on continuing by inducting another this year. Seriously, what could be Continue Reading...
Headlies: Officials Trying To Prevent Vince McMahon From Booking Matches At Evolution
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 October 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have been trying desperately to prevent CEO Vince McMahon from adding booking any matches at Evolution. The all-female event is the first of it’s kind for the WWE and employees are doing all they can to keep Mr. McMahon from causing problems. Distractions, business trips, and feeding him Nyquil have proved fruitless. “We really need Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Watch Out! This Scott Steiner toy has something to say!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 October 2018, 02:00It’s a Tuff Talkin’ Scott Steiner figure! He talks both to himself, and other Tuff Talking figures! This would be a lot funnier if he said some of the bat crap crazy things he really said in WCW and TNA over the years. I wonder if we could hack him to say “Math is hard!” like those talking Barbie dolls Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Kowabunga – This Ninja Turtle’s bogus, and so is vehicular assault
23 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 18 October 2018, 21:48
USWA, 1990 The late Chris Champion was known for many gimmicks here on Wrestlecrap. Whether it was one half of the time-traveling New Breed, who jumped from the year 2002 to invade the NWA in the late 1980s… …or Yoshi Kwan, who sported a Fu Manchu mustache and hailed from China, despite Champion famously being full-blooded Not-Chinese. But in Memphis, Continue Reading...
Headlies: Former TNA Mascot Stomper Joins WWE
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 October 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – In an impromptu news conference Monday morning, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that his company has signed former TNA mascot Stomper to be the new face of his company. Several weeks ago, Impact Wrestling officials were seen entering WWE Headquarters. While many speculated that WWE was interested in buying Impact Wrestling outright, the truth was more surprising Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Tammy gets generous with her autograph
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 October 2018, 02:00I found this chair on eBay autographed by Tammy/Sunny, and WOW! I mean, look at this! She didn’t just sign the chair, she practically wrote her resume on it! Did she have a few hours to kill and an entire pack of fresh Sharpie markers when they asked her to sign this?! I’m surprised she didn’t include her measurements, Social Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Age in the Cage – Was Piper vs. Hogan REALLY Worse than Hunter-Undertaker in 2018?
21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 11 October 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1997 Of all the things I miss about WCW (and while you may not believe it, trust me, I miss a lot about that company), I think I miss their holiday PPV set pieces most of all. Be it Spring Stampede, Fall Brawl, Great American Bash…they always did a really nice job of tying in whatever major happening was Continue Reading...