WrestleCrap Radio 295!!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 30 June 2020, 22:12

Blade is near death, RD’s computer is on the fritz (apologies for the audio issues!), and both the wrestling and real worlds are in shambles. But WrestleCrap Radio won’t die! Episode 295 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Bored Undertaker Aimlessly Using His Powers Around The House

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 June 2020, 08:00

Austin, TX – After indicating that he is retiring from professional wrestling, boredom has already set in for The Undertaker. Despite doing occasional interviews through Skype, the Deadman he has had difficulty adjusting to domestic life. “It will take some time to get used to retirement,” said his wife, former WWE Diva Michelle McCool. “When he’s not leaving angry comments Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan does The Donkey Kong!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 June 2020, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW Hulk Hogan LCD video game on eBay! It’s basically Donkey Kong with Hulk Hogan in place of Mario. So yes, it’s a video game staring a wrestler that has nothing whatsoever to do with wrestling. I absolutely love the text under the screenshots! Read that out loud in your best Continue Reading...

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Induction: Armed & Famous with Trish Stratus – If you ever take a trip down to Delaware County, Indiana…

21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 25 June 2020, 20:24

TV show, 2007 Trish Stratus left wrestling at the top of her game, retiring the Women’s Champion in her hometown. So naturally, she wanted to parlay that momentum into a career in law enforcement – and CBS wanted to make that career change a reality. In December 2006, Trish and four other celebrities joined the Muncie, Indiana Police Department for Continue Reading...

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Headlies: “No Masks!” Declares Vince McMahon From Inside Protective Bubble

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 June 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon reiterated his declaration that Superstars, personal, and fans not wear masks. Despite his decree, McMahon himself has encased himself in a plastic sphere similar to the Bubble Boy, David Vetter. McMahon, who entered the protective bubble earlier this week, as opposed to the metaphorical one he’s lived in for the past 40 Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00

This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....

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INDUCTION: WBF vs. WWF – A Tug of War Booked by Lewis and Gilbert!

21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 18 June 2020, 20:00

WBF-WWF, 1992 This may come as a shock to you, but I think it is possible that Vince McMahon has something of a muscle man fetish.  I’d attempt to explain further, but instead, let’s just go with this legendary GIF to best showcase it: I know, I know, we’ve all seen it 1,000 times.  But in many ways, it really Continue Reading...

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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Jeff Hardy’s Urine

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 June 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Over the weekend, Shop.WWE.com began selling actual urine samples from legendary Superstar Jeff Hardy. The sale, inspired by the on-screen drug test Hardy was forced to take by his nemesis Sheamus, featured genuine Jeff Hardy urine in a sterile container. Available in small, medium, large, and “Charismatic Asparagus”, the containers also feature original artwork by Hardy.  What Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: The WCW Sparkle Gun isn’t quite on target…

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 June 2020, 02:00

From 1991 it’s the WCW Sparkle Gun! It makes little sparks at the end when you pull the trigger. You may be asking yourself “What a Sparkle Gun has to do with wrestling?”. And the answer is… Um… I’ll get back to you on that. It would have been a lot funnier if Brian Pillman had used this on the infamous Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Chris Jericho Faces Colt Cabana In A “Podcasting Microphone On A Pole Match”

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 June 2020, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – Chris Jericho took on Colt Cabana this weekend to determine which professional wrestling star was the best podcaster. The Battle Of The Podcasters, set to air on this week’s AEW Dynamite, was a natural progression of their feud from last week. Both Jericho and Cabana host successful wrestling podcasts and a simple grappling match could not contain Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00

It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...

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Induction: The Roman Reigns attacker – A Tale of Two Rowans

37 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 04 June 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2019 Wrestling has a long history of whodunnits: Who ran over Austin? Who drove the white Hummer? Who leaked those Paige sex videos? This week, we’ll explore one of the more recent mystery storylines in WWE. The story began at the 2019 Raw Reunion, a night of nostalgia held in honor of Raw’s 1,365th episode. Among the attendees was Continue Reading...

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Headlies: “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” Will Be Repurposed Savage-Steamboat Footage

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 June 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – WWE officials have discovered a way to ensure that the advertised “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” between Randy Orton and Edge at Backlash will indeed be the world’s greatest wrestling match. WWE CEO Vince McMahon and his writing team have been scrambling for weeks trying to think of a way to actually make another Orton-Edge match great. After Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: Mexican Mad Magazine is awesome!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 May 2020, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: From the WCW Worldwide blog check out this Mexican edition of Mad Magazine! Wow, La Parka just kicked the crap out of Superman! That’ll teach him for making us all sit through Superman IV! And yet La Parka still couldn’t get a decent push in WCW… Forget Kryptonite! Superman’s real weakness is apparently the deadly folding chair!...

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INDUCTION: Shawn Michaels on the Canadian Home Shopping Network – An Even Worse Idea Than You’d Think

32 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 28 May 2020, 22:13

WWF – CHSC, 1995 Going to go out on a limb here and guess that a lot of you are seeing the title of this induction and thinking of skipping out without reading it.  If you fall into that camp, all I can say is your really owe it to yourself to hang out for this one.  There is a Continue Reading...

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WrestleCrap Radio 294!!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 25 May 2020, 20:45

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday’s Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka’s WWE Raw Women’s Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. “She really was Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: This shirt’s so bright, you’ve gotta wear shades!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 May 2020, 02:00

It’s a very neon WWF Superstars shirt from 1991! This is the kind of shirt you could only get away with wearing in the early 90’s. At any other time it would get you a visit from The Fashion Police....

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Induction: UWF Beach Brawl – Don’t count Herb Abrams out (unless it’s a street fight)

21 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 21 May 2020, 20:52

UWF, 1991 Herb Abrams was a big-time wrestling fan, and a wealthy one, at that. Abrams was one of the first to prove what a dangerous combination that was, launching the Universal Wrestling Federation in 1990, signing up all the big names he could and putting them on TV before their paychecks bounced. But if Abrams wanted the UWF to Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Fans Cursed With Seven More Years Of Baron Corbin

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 May 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Tragic news hit the WWE Universe last Sunday during the Money In The Bank Match as fans came to the horrifying realization that they would be stuck with Baron Corbin for seven more years. The disturbing news followed after Corbin broke a mirror in the gym at Titan Tower during the event. In the mad dash for Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: The bootleg Iron Sheik figure looks like someone else…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 May 2020, 02:00

Someone on the WrestlingFigs forum posted a bunch of 12-inch bootleg wrestling figures including this Not Iron Sheik one. He looks more like Bald Bull from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out… …which only makes me want it that much more. I bet Nintendo John has one of these bad boys up on his shelf right next to his Punch-Out trophies!...

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INDUCTION: Randy Savage’s Final Match – Oh Yeah? Oh No!

33 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 14 May 2020, 20:04

TNA, 2004 Not sure I’ve ever mentioned Fred, my buddy from high school on here before, but if ever he need to be brought up, today’s the day.  Because Fred was just about the biggest “Macho Man” Randy Savage fan I’ve ever met.  He also was a huge influence on my early wrestling fandom, which led to this site, which Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Otis Gets Middle Management Job After Money In The Bank Match

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 May 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After obtaining the Money In The Bank Briefcase, WWE Superstar Otis Dozovic ended up gaining a new job in WWE’s corporate office. The beloved Superstar raced through Titan Tower along with Rey Mysterio, Baron Corbin, Aleister Black, AJ Styles, and Daniel Bryan in order to win the Money In The Bank briefcase. The battle spilled throughout WWE’s Continue Reading...

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It Came From YouTube: Mr. Brell Invades WWF Challenge!

11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 10 May 2020, 21:43

From the “Things You Never Knew You Needed” file comes this clip – No Holds Barred‘s nefarious Mr. Brell invading WWF Challenge! Also from the same file…we now have a No Holds Barred coaster set!  Click here for all the details!...

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Someone Bought This: NWO Wolfpack bucket hat

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 May 2020, 02:00

In the late 90’s the NWO was big. They were so big that in 1998 WCW split them into two groups- NWO Hollywood (Black and White) and the Wolfpack (Black and Red). Unfortunately WCW decided to combine the two and that’s how we got this NWO Wolfpack bucket hat. This hat was fashionable in the late 90’s, which says a Continue Reading...

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Induction: ICOPRO – Inedible COlonic PROduct

29 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 07 May 2020, 20:00

WWF, 1992-1995 When the new XFL folded mid-season due to the global pandemic, it was not the first time that a Vince McMahon venture had fallen victim to bad timing. Back in 1991, Vince McMahon launched the World Bodybuilding Federation just before scandal erupted regarding steroids in the WWF. Now, far be it from me to compare a federal investigation Continue Reading...

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Headlies: Parts Unknown Extends Lockdown

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 May 2020, 08:00

Parts Unknown – The residents of Parts Unknown must continue their lockdown for another two months, according to instructions by the local government. Parts Unknown, which exists outside time and space, has been a refuge for masked, face-painted, and generally weird professional wrestlers for decades. This mysterious land serves as a home for such grapplers as The Ultimate Warrior, The Continue Reading...

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Someone Bought This: The Hillbilly And The Hulkster- Tag Team Champs?

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 May 2020, 02:00

This is a set of Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim figures that are supposed to be a tag team (?) that come with the Tag Team Championship belts (?!). I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim never tagged together, so they were never the Tag Team Champions (thank goodness!). But the real mystery here is… Why doesn’t this come with Continue Reading...

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INDUCTION: Gorilla My Dreams – Featuring Hulk Hogan as a COWBOY! YEEEE HAAAWWW!

36 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 30 April 2020, 19:32

WWF, 1986 Unless you lived through the era, there is no way for you to understand just how gigantic a star Hulk Hogan was in the mid 1980s.  I was never the biggest Hulkamaniac, but one of my fondest memories in all of wrestling history was being at a WWF house show in Cincinnati when Hogan came out.  No idea Continue Reading...

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Induction: Mike Kanellis – WWE goes cuckoo for cuckolding

18 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 27 April 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2019 Mike Bennett arrived in WWE in 2017 with the gimmick of an embarrassing wuss who – if you can wrap your head around this concept – loved his wife. He loved his wife so much that he even took her last name, debuting in the company as “Mike Kanellis” like some beta male. Pathetic. A few months into Continue Reading...

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