Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Jump Off Of Braun Strowman At Wrestlemania

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 March 2018, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – Although he does not officially have a match for Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon has already announced that he plans to jump off of Braun Strowman. McMahon has made a name for himself in recent years by jumping off of incredibly tall structures during matches. He famously jumped off an ambulance, the Titantron, and the Hell In A Cell. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon, ECW Champion – Crap…to the EXTREME!

22 Submitted by on Thu, 22 March 2018, 20:00
WWE ECW, 2007 If you weren’t a wrestling fan in the late 1980’s, I don’t know you can appreciate just what a revolutionary force Paul Heyman’s Extreme Championship Wrestling truly was.  I say the 1980’s, not the 1990’s, because to really understand ECW, you need to know what ECW was in its heyday, but rather what the landscape was in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces The Inaugural “Matilda Memorial Battle Royal”

15 Submitted by on Mon, 19 March 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference earlier today, WWE officials announced that Wrestlemania will be hosting the inaugural all-animal Matilda Memorial Battle Royal. “The fur is really going to fly at this year’s Wrestlemania as thirty animals will battle in a WWE ring,” said Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Strong. Powerful. Smelly. These unique Superstars have set the bar Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Watch out! This Sunny poster book could be dangerous!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 March 2018, 02:00
This is a circa 1996 “Totally Rad” (!) poster book of Tam.. er.. I mean Tammy.. er.. I mean Sunny. It isn’t too exceptional save for that blurb at the bottom warning “youngsters” about the staples. I just love that they refer to kids as “youngsters” as if this poster book was put together by a committee of women in Continue Reading...
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Bret & Owen on Honey, I Shrunk The Kids – The Harts team with the Kidshrinkers

28 Submitted by on Thu, 15 March 2018, 21:39
Syndicated TV, 1998 For me, the tag team of Bret & Owen Hart is one of the most frustrating “what ifs” in wrestling. Despite having such individual technical skill and natural chemistry, the two most famous of Stu and Helen’s boys only tagged a handful of times, including a great match against the Steiner Brothers seen only on Coliseum video. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hey Vern, it’s Ernest… and wrestling!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 14 March 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this episode of Jim Varney’s short lived (but Emmy Award winning) series “Hey Vern: It’s Ernest” where we see Ernest prepare for his wrestling debut against Chainsaw Chester with $10,000 on the line. We see Ernest train, cut promos, and develop his wrestling persona! Plus George the Lizard tries multiple sports, Miss Simon Simmons Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Already Ready For Wrestlemania

4 Submitted by on Mon, 12 March 2018, 08:00
Red Springs, NC – Die-hard pro wrestling fan Aiden Garcia is already prepared to watch Wrestlemania despite the event not taking place for another four weeks. “I’ve been waiting all year for this and I’m not going to miss a single second,” said the unmarried 36-year-old. “I’m on the road to Wrestlemania and nothing is going to detour me. Not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ronda Rousey Sent Down To OVW For Training

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 March 2018, 08:00
Louisville, KY – After her performance on last week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE officials have sent recent signee Ronda Rousey to Ohio Valley Wrestling for training and seasoning. “We had really high hopes. Possibly too high,” said Triple H. “It’s already pretty obvious that Ronda isn’t quite ready for the WWE way of doing things. That hip toss at Elimination Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mama’s Family Wrestling Episode – “Mama Mania”

38 Submitted by on Thu, 01 March 2018, 20:00
Syndicated TV, 1987 This week’s induction is “Mama Mania,” the ninth episode of the fourth season of Mama’s Family. Why is a situation comedy being featured on a wrestling website? Bear with me, perplexed reader, as your confusion shall be dispelled in due time. The show begins with the Harper family sitting down to a macaroni dinner. Supper time is Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 270 – Trish to the Grocery!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 20:30
Howard the Duck and Bill Eadie collide!  And yes, your eyes do not deceive you – we have a TRISH STRATUS TRIP TO THE GROCERY!  Only right here on episode 270 of WrestleCrap Radio! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we are 62% of the way to doing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A humble Garbage Man confronts Royalty.

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 02:00
Duke “The Dumpster” Droese confronts Jerry “The King” Lawler on an episode of Raw. Let me summarize it for you: Duke: You stink! Jerry: No, you stink! Duke: No way, you smell worse than my garbage! Jerry: You smell worse than Jim Carrey’s poop. What a riveting feud. I think they had one of those WWF Superstars feuds that most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elias Found Sleeping In His Pod After Elimination Chamber

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 February 2018, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Crew members were shocked to discover Elias, who had recently competed in the Elimination Chamber match, asleep inside one of the Chamber’s pods. “We were just breaking down the set like we always do and one of our guys discovered Elias,” explained crew leader Bill MacIntosh. “We found him curled up in one of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Show the world how much you love WWF Coliseum Videos!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 23 February 2018, 02:00
From around 1995, it’s an Official WWF Coliseum Video t-shirt! This shirt makes a simple, bold statement. And that stamens is “I love wrestling videos!”. That sounds like a good statement to me! SmackEmWhackEm.com! I bet that URL’s… probably taken. But don’t check it, Crappers! There’s a good chance you’ll regret it…...
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Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 February 2018, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship. “He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00
It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mr. Rocko – Val Venis rocks out with his sock out

17 Submitted by on Thu, 15 February 2018, 20:33
WWF, 1999 This week’s induction stems from WWF Raw’s highest-ever rated segment (or at least its highest-ever rated segment with no wrestling), the much-celebrated “This is Your Life” segment put on by Mankind for The Rock. Over the past two decades, WWE has repeatedly attempted to recapture the magic of this first “This is Your Life” segment… …with each version Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nikki Bella Unimpressed With John Cena’s Valentine’s Day Efforts

9 Submitted by on Mon, 12 February 2018, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Despite his best efforts, WWE Superstar John Cena was unable to impress his fiancé Nikki Bella during their Valentine’s Day celebration. Bella entered the palatial mansion owned by Cena and was met with a long trail of rose petals imported from Ecuador. She rolled her eyes as the petals crunched beneath her Skechers. The scent of Bella’s Continue Reading...
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