Sure, Walter’s name change is bad, but it could have been worse.

Find out what else he could have been named in Headlies!

Mickie James is back!

Now she’s gone. Wait, she’s back again!

Find out what’s happening in Headlies!

As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: “In This Corner, Jaime Sommers” – You’ve heard of a bionic redneck, but have you ever heard of a bionic *woman*?

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TV episode, 1976 If you’re living in the US and suddenly locked out of WWE Network, you’re probably wondering what to do with the next four months. Sure, you could search blindly on Peacock for something – anything – worth watching, but maybe you’d be better off looking on plain old NBC.com, which offers three advantages over the premium site. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Thrilled To Have Missed Wrestlemania

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Tuscaloosa, AL – Lifetime WWE fan Ronald Van Der Plunk was relieved to wake up Monday morning with the realization that he had completely missed Wrestlemania. Morning sunlight filled Van Der Plunk’s bedroom with a buttery glow. Birds happily chirped outside of his window as a gentle breeze roused him from his slumber. A warm sense of satisfaction filled his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kevin Nash- now in comic book super hero figure form!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 09 April 2021, 02:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Archive found this WCW S.L.A.M Force Kevin Nash figure. It’s part of a line of figures featuring WCW wrestlers as super heroes (?!) and comes with a free mini comic book. The other figures in the line were Sting, Bret Hart, and Bill Goldberg. I’m going to assume they looked just as goofy as Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – RD & Blade Show – For Blade

10 Submitted by on Mon, 05 April 2021, 19:23
As you have probably heard, Blade passed away on March 28.  Let’s celebrate all the laughs he brought us with his final recorded appearance with RD Reynolds.  We love you and miss you, Blade! You can find out about the funeral service by clicking here.  I am being told it is being streamed. Thank you for everyone contributing to the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Midnight Rose And Stubby Open An Illegal Casino In Paradise

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  Topeka, KS – Wrestling legend Midnight Rose and lovable ragamuffin Stubby stumbled through the pearly gates. They shielded their eyes from the bright lights and surveyed the land. “Wow, look at this place, man,” said Midnight Rose. “Real swanky. Everything’s so clean and smells really nice. Can you believe the guy up front didn’t even check our IDs?” “Tell Continue Reading...
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GoFundMe For Blade’s Funeral Expenses

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  First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been posting all their great memories of Blade Braxton. To see such love has been incredible. I cannot thank you all enough.   I will be posting the final ever recording we did together in the coming days. It was an unreleased RD & Blade Show. Continue Reading...
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Induction: WrestleCrap’s 21st Anniversary Special

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This induction is dedicated to Blade Braxton and all the other members of the WrestleCrap family we’ve lost along the way. On April 1st, 2000, WrestleCrap.com first arrived on the internet. The intervening twenty-one years have provided the site with never-ending fodder for our famous inductions, whether it be old footage uploaded to Youtube or new, ridiculous angles and characters Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kip Sabian Is The Wizard

0 Submitted by on Mon, 29 March 2021, 08:00
  Hollywood, CA – AEW stars Miro, Penelope Ford, and Kip Sabian traveled to Universal Studios Hollywood this week to compete in Arcade Anarchy  against Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor. Officials revealed this week that Arcade Anarchy will, in fact, be a video game tournament. The winner will receive $50,000 and appear on the cover of Nintendo Power. The blood Continue Reading...
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RIP Blade Braxton

73 Submitted by on Sun, 28 March 2021, 20:07
  What can you possibly say when you lose one of your best friends?   What can you say when you know he won’t be there on the other end of the tin can and string when you call?   What can you say but…I love you. As I try to type with tears in my eyes…I just realize how Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: That Thunder With Nash – The Old Glory Shizow

27 Submitted by on Thu, 25 March 2021, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Every once in a while, I discover something I cannot even fathom we’ve not inducted.  Such is the case tonight.  From that award winning little book you may have heard of, The Death of WCW: “The October 14 Thunder was one for the ages. Since it was the last under the Nash era, he basically turned it into one giant inside Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Britt Baker Loses Dental License After ‘Lights Out’ Match

1 Submitted by on Mon, 22 March 2021, 08:00
Harrisburg, PA – AEW star Dr. Britt Baker has lost her dentistry license following her brutal “Lights Out” match against Thunder Rosa. Baker, a dentist in the state of Pennsylvania, appeared virtually before the State Board of Dentistry on Friday. Members of the board discussed Baker’s conduct during last week’s match. “Dr. Baker, the members of this board viewed your Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 303!

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RD & Blade discuss their all-time favorite women’s wrestling matches, plus tons more pro wrestling news.  If that wasn’t enough, we also discover a cartoon voice actor who once punched Adolph Hitler in the mouth.  Can it be true? WrestleCrap Radio 303 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Maki Itoh Wins All The Grammys

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 March 2021, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – AEW star Maki Itoh shocked the music world last night by taking home every single Grammy award. The 63rd Grammy Awards, held at the Los Angeles Staples Center, was unlike any other award ceremony in recent history. Due to the pandemic, most nominees were either social distanced or not physically present. The sparse audience allowed the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Raw Underground – First Rule of Shane Club is You Don’t Talk About Shane Club

28 Submitted by on Thu, 11 March 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2020 In recent years, it’s not exactly a secret that World Wrestling Entertainment has seen its audience shrinking at levels not seen since Hulk Hogan’s physique in 1994.  And whenever that happens, we often see Vince McMahon throwing various things against the wall to see what may stick – one need look no further than the legendary Attitude era Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Shockmaster Interrupts Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 March 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – The bloody battle between Kenny Omega and John Moxley was abruptly interrupted by AEW’s latest signing, The Shockmaster. The two biggest events in AEW’s history, the Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch and their latest signing, collided in spectacular fashion last night at Revolution. After a grueling bout that included rat traps, light tubes, and rubbing salt and vinegar Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Protect yourself from circa 1985 rain in style!

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From the mid-80’s, it’s a WWF Rain Jacket (or rain coat if you prefer) in eye-catching blue! It includes a hood so you don’t get your noggin wet! It comes complete with an embroidered WWF logo. This is great if A). It’s raining, and B). You want to emulate Sean Mooney’s fashion sense: “This is okay for rain, but I much prefer Continue Reading...
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Induction: Gary Garbutt, the Masked Janitor – Drew mops the floor with Cedric Alexander

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WWE, 2019 At Extreme Rules 2019, The Undertaker and fellow Big Dog Roman Reigns teamed up to defeat Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon. If you don’t remember this match, you can be forgiven – it was the opening match, and it was thrown together rather hastily to wash out the bad taste of Taker’s recent Goldberg match. For the go-home Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paul Wight Launches Marko Stunt Into The Sun

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Jacksonville, FL – Newly signed AEW star Paul Wight made a splash this weekend after launching fellow wrestler Marko Stunt into the sun. Wight, formerly known as The Big Show in WWE, spent his Saturday introducing himself to members of the AEW roster. After reconnecting with old friends and glad-handing management, Wight met Stunt. Rather than shake Wight’s hand, Stunt Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A weird, terrifying pack of Jakks figures…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 26 February 2021, 02:00
This is a set of figures released by Jakks-Pacific in 1997… Okay, a few things: This is a really random assortment of figures- Sunny, Bret Hart, Psycho Sid, and Vince McMahon? Was there some feud involving these four people that I missed? Bret and Vince look okay, but Sunny and Psycho Sid look terrible and don’t look a thing like Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: RightToCensor.com – Get out the Defibrilator and Let’s Revive Another Deadsite!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2001 Woo hoo! Psyched today as we are going to venture back to the early days of the internet via another Deadsite!  I so love doing these columns, and not just because I blatantly stole the idea from one of my favorite destinations on the World Wide Web, the legendary DinosaurDracula.com.  (Seriously, if you’ve never checked out Matt’s work…what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair – Lacey Evans Gender Reveal Party Goes To A Sixty Minute Broadway

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – A gender reveal party for Lacey Evans and Ric Flair’s child resulted in a time-limit draw with no clear winner. The amorous septuagenarian and the Sassy Southern Belle celebrated their unexpected conception in Flair’s backyard. Joining the happy couple were friends, family, and members of the Four Horsemen not currently under AEW contracts. Even Ric’s daughter, Charlotte Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Smackdown Karaoke Showdown – Just Idol-ing until the crowds come back

20 Submitted by on Thu, 18 February 2021, 20:42
WWE, 2020 File another one under, “Only in 2020”. This week’s induction focuses on a segment nobody asked for, but that nobody was around to say “No” to. As usual, the July 10th, 2020 edition of Smackdown opened with a number of graphics promoting that night’s matches, including one featuring four WWE women Superstars competing against each other. But this Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Valentine’s Day Promotion Forces ThunderDome To Shut Down

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Orlando, FL – A Valentine’s Day event where fans show how much they love the WWE turned X-rated and forced the company to turn off the ThunderDome. The event, dubbed ‘Show Your Love For WWE’ was advertised as a chance for the WWE Universe to show their affections for the company. WWE officials got more than they bargained for as Continue Reading...
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

62 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2021, 09:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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