Mr. Wrestlemania is now Mr. Pardonedmania.

Find out how the Heatbreak Kid received a pardon in Headlies!

Wrestlecrap goes to the book fair, as middle-school bodysnatcher Jake Sherman works himself into a shoot.

New induction!

The Bullet Club is back, but they need a new name.

Let’s put our heads together and come up with some suggestions in Headlies!

The Match – The Movie? Forgetaboutit!

Let’s Talk the SCRIPT – The Movie in a Super-Sized Dissection of No Holds Barred!

A 36,000 Word (!!!!) Induction Special!

Trump supporters are going to the WWE Hall Of Fame.

If they can find it.

Grab a map and try to figure it out in Headlies!

2020 Sure Sucked…and So Did Some of Its Pro Wrestling!

Help Us Decide the Very Worst of the Very Worst With Your 2020 Gooker Award Vote!

Things are really starting to cook at Legends Night.

Find out how Randy Orton lights Moppy’s world on fire in Headlies.

Reynolds vs. Russo…one more time!

Get to clickin’, Bro!

What is Sammy Guevara doing?

We triple dog dare you to read Headlies and find out!

All things Mandalorian! RD & Blade Show 55 is now on Patreon!

Exclusively on Patreon!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

Christmas with RD, Blade, Angry Jim, and an actual WWE Superstar!

WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here!

It’s a very Meh-rry Christmas when Santa With Muscles is involved.

See what WWE has in store for this holiday season in Headlies!

It’s that one time a year we don’t cover wrestling…but crappy Christmas movies instead!

A Very Brady Christmas…INDUCTED!

Brandi Rhodes should have called The General and saved some time.

It’s the confrontation we’ve all been waiting for and you can only read about it in Headlies!

Two hopeless nobodies compete to be sports entertainers.

Is it a lost season of Tough Enough?

No, it’s Kenny vs. Spenny – now inducted!

It’s not a perfect game…but it’s not a blood bath either, so that’s a plus.

WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here!

It’s WCW vs. GLOW.

You wouldn’t think this would be the SEXIEST Family Feud ever…but somehow, it is!

NEW INDUCTION!

AEW is coming out with a new video game and it will scare the pants off you!

Get ready to face your fears in a brand new Headlies!

We’ve counted all the votes…

…now it’s time to throw away that calculator!

The Backlund campaign augments this website in our newest induction!

Chat Full Gear live with RD and friends!

Get to clickin’ to join us!

WrestleCrap needs your vote!

Will Bob Backlund procure an induction?

Yours truly, the readers, get to make the call!

It’s time to enter the most haunted place in America: The Impact Zone!

“Cross The Line” into the paranormal with Headlies!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: ICOPRO – Inedible COlonic PROduct

28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 07 May 2020, 20:00

WWF, 1992-1995 When the new XFL folded mid-season due to the global pandemic, it was not the first time that a Vince McMahon venture had fallen victim to bad timing. Back in 1991, Vince McMahon launched the World Bodybuilding Federation just before scandal erupted regarding steroids in the WWF. Now, far be it from me to compare a federal investigation Continue Reading...

Headlies: Parts Unknown Extends Lockdown

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 May 2020, 08:00

Parts Unknown – The residents of Parts Unknown must continue their lockdown for another two months, according to instructions by the local government. Parts Unknown, which exists outside time and space, has been a refuge for masked, face-painted, and generally weird professional wrestlers for decades. This mysterious land serves as a home for such grapplers as The Ultimate Warrior, The Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Hillbilly And The Hulkster- Tag Team Champs?

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 May 2020, 02:00

This is a set of Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim figures that are supposed to be a tag team (?) that come with the Tag Team Championship belts (?!). I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim never tagged together, so they were never the Tag Team Champions (thank goodness!). But the real mystery here is… Why doesn’t this come with Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Gorilla My Dreams – Featuring Hulk Hogan as a COWBOY! YEEEE HAAAWWW!

36 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 30 April 2020, 19:32

WWF, 1986 Unless you lived through the era, there is no way for you to understand just how gigantic a star Hulk Hogan was in the mid 1980s. I was never the biggest Hulkamaniac, but one of my fondest memories in all of wrestling history was being at a WWF house show in Cincinnati when Hogan came out. No idea Continue Reading...

Induction: Mike Kanellis – WWE goes cuckoo for cuckolding

18 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 27 April 2020, 20:00

WWE, 2019 Mike Bennett arrived in WWE in 2017 with the gimmick of an embarrassing wuss who – if you can wrap your head around this concept – loved his wife. He loved his wife so much that he even took her last name, debuting in the company as “Mike Kanellis” like some beta male. Pathetic. A few months into Continue Reading...

Headlies: Gronk Returns Half-Eaten WWE 24/7 Championship

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 April 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski was forced to relinquish the 24/7 championship this morning to WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Gronk, who recently rejoined the NFL as a member of the Tamp Bay Buccaneers, acknowledged the difficult decision to give up the belt. “I just want to say ‘Thank you’ to WWE and to Mr. McMahon,” said Gronk, tears Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: It’s time to finger a friend with WCW Finger Fighters!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 April 2020, 02:00

We’ve covered lots of WWE and WCW thumb wrestling toys before here in Someone Bought This, but today we have something new- WCW Finger Fighters! They call them Finger Fighters even though you use your thumbs. I guess “Thumb Thwackers” wasn’t quite as catchy a name? “Comes complete with RING OF DOOM play board”. Scott Keith aught to sue these people. Continue Reading...

A Look Back at the Very Worst of the Gooker Winners!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 21 April 2020, 19:50

Former Rewriting The Book author Jon Milne wanted to jump in and give his two cents on the very worst of all the Gooker winners…so without further adieu, Jon take it away! Even despite the massive public health crisis that has massively impacted the world recently, there’s been a great sense of déjà vu about the kinds of stuff Continue Reading...

Headlies: Doctors, Nurses, Food Service Workers Applaud Wrestlers

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 April 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – On Sunday night at 7:00pm, doctors, nurses, and food service workers surrounded WWE’s Performance Center and applauded. Last week, Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared that WWE was an “essential business”. This decision has allowed WWE to continue producing live shows despite the continuing pandemic. A social media movement to show support for these newly designated essential Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Val Venis baseball cap

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 April 2020, 02:00

A Val Venis baseball cap with “Venis Envy” plastered across the front of it in big letters. Really?…...

INDUCTION: The Most Absurd WCW Merchandise – And Ways YOU Can Celebrate It!

34 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 16 April 2020, 19:42

WCW, Early 1990’s It may sound weird coming from a guy who has written two books about its demise, but I loved WCW. And over the years, in retrospect, my adoration for the product has done nothing but grown. Rose colored glasses? Perhaps. I mean, don’t misunderstand me – I remember all those horrible Nitros and Thunders, as well as the Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Doctor Of Style” Slick Urges People To Stay Home

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 April 2020, 08:00

Louisville, KY – Legendary WWF manager Slick, commonly known as “The Doctor Of Style” is urging people to continue social distancing by staying at home. Slick, who managed The Twin Towers, The Bolsheviks, and Kamala, has taken to the airwaves to help stop the spread of COVID-19. Stationed at the University of Louisville Hospital, Slick has been assisting in style-related Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 293!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 12 April 2020, 12:53

RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton return and actually, believe it or not, discuss PRO WRESTLING! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Nearly 90 minutes of WrestleMania, the Firefly Funhouse, the WrestleCrap Madness tournament and its finals, and more! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Continue Reading...

SUPER INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Madness – 20th Anniversary Tournament!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 11 April 2020, 07:49

We can’t believe it either – WrestleCrap.com has been around for TWENTY YEARS! And we’ve decided to celebrate with every single one of you in a very special way. March Madness may not have happened this year…but we’ve got something better. Behold the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament! SIXTY FOUR (!!!!) of the very worst characters are vying to become the pinnacle Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The most violent wrestling game I’ve ever seen…

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 April 2020, 02:00

This is a weird one.. It’s the WWF Superstars Wrestling Arcade Game by Helm Toy. The goal of the game is to shoot the wrestlers with the gun to earn points! I guess it’s supposed to be like a throwback to an old-timer Shooting Gallery carnival game, but it just seems kind of morbid and creepy- especially since a decent Continue Reading...

Induction: The Beach Blast Bikini Contest – Johnny B Badd makes it rain on these beaches

10 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 09 April 2020, 20:00

WCW, 1992 They weren’t all classics, but Wrestlemania 36 featured a record five women’s matches, with a total of fifteen competitors. Had the battle royal not been scrapped, that total would have been higher still. Those figures are mind-boggling compared with the sparse WWF’s women’s wrestling scene in the mid-90s. Back then, the women’s division typically consisted of two competitors: Continue Reading...

Headlies: 93,174 Attend Wrestlemania Says Vince McMahon

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE officials announced this morning that they have broken their Wrestlemania attendance record. In a conference call, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the historic announcement. “It was an amazing Wrestlemania weekened,” he said proudly. “The card was so big we had to spread it over two nights. Great matches! Title changes! Gronk! The WWE Universe had the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kairi Sane Steals Pirate Ship From Raymond James Stadium

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00

Tampa, FL – Searching for her own “Wrestlemania Moment” this weekend, beloved Superstar Kairi Sane snuck into Raymond James Stadium and stole the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’’ iconic pirate ship. Due to the global pandemic, Wrestlemania plans have been thrown into chaos over recent weeks. Typically a weeklong celebration of professional wrestling and sports entertainment, this year’s Wrestlemania has been marred Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Need a calculator? Need a mouse pad?

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 April 2020, 02:00

Look what I found! It’s a combination calculator and mouse pad. What a weird combination. Can you imagine using this in College or in the office? Talk about embarrassing… This looks like the kind of cheap gift you’d get for opening a new account at a bank. This is… not as significant a combination of things as when they found Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 292!

8 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:16

RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton don’t have time for tomfoolery this week what with the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament and all, so they turn the reigns over…but to WHO? This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestlemania “Boneyard Match” To Take Place In An Abandoned BBQ Restaurant

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 March 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – Leaked footage of next week’s Boneyard Match between The Undertaker and AJ Styles shows that the two Superstars will be duking it out in an empty barbecue restaurant. The incomplete video, which first appeared on Youtube last night, features the competitors inside the recently shuttered Bubba’s Boneyard Bar-B-Que on Pine Road. Although the footage appears to Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 291!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 27 March 2020, 19:29

RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird are back to discuss TWENTY YEARS (!!!!) of WrestleCrap.com! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A prized signed WCW card

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 March 2020, 02:00

Here’s a an autographed WCW Erik Watts trading card from the late 90’s! You may remember Erik as Bill Watts’ son. Or since you’re a Crapper, you probably remember him as Troy, one half of Tekno Team 2000 with Trevor (Chad Fortune). Okay Crappers, show of hands… How many of you knew that Erik Watts was even in WCW in 1998/1999? Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: WrestleMania 93 Music Video – SEIZURE WARNING

12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 March 2020, 20:00

WWF, 1993 I remember it like it was yesterday. I hadn’t been living in Indianapolis for very long, and had very few friends. While working at a market research phone center, I met a guy named Casey. I thought he was pretty funny and liked chatting with him at lunch time. One day, just goofing off, I came at him Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Revealed As The Exalted One

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 March 2020, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – In a stunning swerve, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was revealed to be The Dark Order’s leader, The Exalted One. Although newcomer Brodie Lee was shown to be The Exalted One on this past week’s Dynamite, viewers of AEW’s new Youtube show “Dark After Midnight” saw the true leader was none other than the head of WWE. The Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Coliseum Video postcards

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 March 2020, 02:00

This is a set of six postcards put out to promote WWF Coliseum Videos in 1993. And boy, do these designs just scream “90’s”! I wonder if anyone actually used these to send a note to someone else? I love the idea of a child writing a note to Grandma with one of these… “Oh look Harold, we got a postcard in Continue Reading...

Induction: Journey into Darkness – The story of Glen Jacob Callaway Kane Grimm Bearer

12 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 19 March 2020, 20:24

WWE book, 2005 As you’re probably aware, Kane released an autobiography recently. Sure, the life story of a WWE wrestler who participated in many if not most of the company’s most ridiculous storylines and wound up mayor of a major county sounds like a good read… …but you might be disappointed to learn that it’s not actually an autobiography of Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestlemania Moved To The Impact Zone

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 March 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and restricted travel, WWE has been forced to change locations for Wrestlemania 36 to the Impact Zone. Originally, the “Showcase Of The Immortals” was take place at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida on April 5th. City officials were unwilling to continue hosting the event, so WWE had to look for an Continue Reading...

New Podcast from Jed Shaffer and Neil Cathan!!!

0 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Sun, 15 March 2020, 16:29

Hey, friends! Been a while, hasn’t it. No, I’m not coming out of retirement. This one’s gonna really stick like Shawn Mich– err, scratch that. Like Daniel Bry– err, that won’t work either. Edge? Undertaker? Goldberg? Oh, wait, I know, Steve Austin! Yeah, that works! I’m retired like Steve Austin! And like ol’ Stone Cold (STONE COLD STONE BAH GAWD Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: This hat gets my stamp of approval

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 March 2020, 02:00

It’s a fashionable banana yellow Lex Luger baseball cap! And it has a stamp on it. Because. you see… he’s the Total Package! Banana yellow is um… an interesting color choice....