How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

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Shawn Michaels – Canadian Home Shopping Club Shill!

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NEW INDUCTION!

We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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Kairi Sane’s flute playing has us saying “Heeeeeey, Aqualung!”

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The UWF’s first and only pay-per-view isn’t as bad we remember it.

It couldn’t be. Nobody even watched it the first time.

New induction!

Seven years bad luck for King Corbin?

More like seven years bad luck for us!

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Remember Randy Savage’s Final Match?

OH YEAH? More like OH NO!!

NEW INDUCTION!

At Money In The Bank, Otis climbed the ladder to new heights.

The Corporate Ladder, that is.

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Induction: Phil Silva’s Karate Wrestling – The world’s first MMA match

17 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 26 September 2019, 20:10

Dallas wrestling, 1954 For this week’s induction, we take you back to the 1950s. World War II had ended, the economy was surging, and a new sensation was sweeping the United States, brought back by American GIs stationed abroad. That, of course, was pizza. But Japanese martial arts like judo and karate were also a major fascination. For decades to Continue Reading...

Headlies: King Baron Corbin Disbands British Parliament

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 September 2019, 08:00

London, England – In his first act as WWE’s new King Of The Ring, King Baron Corbin has disbanded British Parliament. “King Corbin is a lone wolf,” said Corbin adjusting his crown. “I don’t need no stinking Parliament or Lords Spiritual or Chancellors of the Exchequers. MPs? More like P-Us, am I right? My people must know that they can Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: 45 minutes of Sable? Nooooo!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 September 2019, 02:00

In 1998 WWE put out a VHS called “Sable Unleashed”. Okay, I admit that this SBT has to do with my personal preferences, but this is a 45 minute video focusing on Sable- the least interesting Diva of the era. She isn’t attractive in the face or body (“Silicone parts are made for toys!” -Sir Mix-A-Lot). She has all the Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Bastion Booger, Color Commentator – A Tale of Barfing, Marla Maples, and Vince McMahon’s Insanity

20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 19 September 2019, 20:00

WWF, 1994 The decline in viewership to Monday Night Raw over the past few years has been blamed on many things. Take your pick: the lack of a true number one draw, storylines that are started and dropped seemingly at random, and in-ring action that simply isn’t as good as what one can find elsewhere in the world. With all that Continue Reading...

Induction: Danny Bonaduce vs. Eric Young – I know why the caged Partridge sings

15 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 16 September 2019, 20:00

TNA, 2009 For years, TNA/Impact Wrestling has been considered by many (especially on this site) to be the spiritual successor to WCW. Granted, much of that reputation has more to do with TNA’s mismanagement than with any commitment to Southern-style wrestling. Still, many former WCW stars did end up plying their trade in TNA, such as co-founder Jeff Jarrett and Continue Reading...

Headlies: AJ Styles Falls Off The Edge Of The Earth During Championship Match

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 September 2019, 08:00

Charlotte, NC – All known scientific facts were called into question last night after United States champion AJ Styles fell off the edge of the Earth and plunged into the universal void. The improbable event occurred during Styles’s match with Cedric Alexander at Clash Of Champions. The back-and-forth match displayed amazing athleticism between both performers. The see-saw battle brought fans Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Terrifying Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 September 2019, 02:00

From 1986 it’s the Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt.. GAH! That is horrifying! He looks like a deranged, possessed Cabbage Patch Kids doll trying to kill someone in a horror movie! And for some reason, whoever drew this decided to put him in a suit better suited (see what I did there?) for Ted DiBiase. Let’s take a look at the definition Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Officials Pin The AEW Championship Belt To Chris Jericho

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Following the disappearance and subsequent return of All Elite Wrestling’s championship, AEW officials have agreed to physically attach the belt to current champion Chris Jericho. Jericho, who claimed the belt was stolen while he was celebrating his win at Longhorn Steakhouse, will now have several pins, fasteners, and thumbtacks inserted into his body and the belt. “Of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Tie-Dye!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 September 2019, 02:00

It’s a tie-dye (?!) Tatanka shirt! It seems really weird that there’s a tie-dye shirt for Tatanka of all people. Is he secretly a hippie Indian? Aren’t tie-dye shirts supposed to be vibrant and colorful? You know, like this one! Tatiana’s Tie-Dye shirt is just sad and boring! Between the black and white picture of Tatanka and the muted, dark colors, this Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match!

84 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 05 September 2019, 20:00

WCW, 1995 Pretty sure I’ve written this before, but over the years, the perception I have of wrestlers I used to mock has changed. Generally that’s due to the fact that I find something admirable or at least comical about folks that I ripped to shred in the past. For instance, once upon a time I had no use for Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cracker Barrel Clash Ends In A Country Fried No-Contest

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – The “Cracker Barrel Clash” Triple Threat match held at this past weekend at All Elite Wrestling’s “All Out” ended in a triple disqualification after all the participants were deep-fried and covered in Sawmill Gravy. The match, dubbed the “Cracker Barrel Clash” saw Joey Janela take on Darby Allin and Jimmy Havoc. The back-and-forth battle saw all three Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 285!!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 01 September 2019, 23:01

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2019, 02:00

Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...

Induction: Self-Help DDP – As good or better than a dead cat

16 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 August 2019, 20:00

WWF, 2001-2002 This week’s induction is a long time in the making. And I mean long. Don’t believe me? Check out this screenshot from the old black-and-rainbow Wrestlecrap site. DDP’s self-help gimmick was indeed a story for another day, and that day is today. The story begins during the unfortunate Invasion angle. DDP had been written off TV following a Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Signs 14-Year-Old After Feuding With Jim Cornette

22 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 August 2019, 08:00

Tampa Bay, FL – All Elite Wrestling have announced that they have signed 14-year-old Jaxxon Pfefer to a multi-year contract after seeing him fight with Jim Cornette on Twitter. The feud began yesterday morning after Pfefer tweeted a video of several AEW wrestlers playfully giving and no-selling each other’s finishing moves and tagged Cornette. Naturally, Cornette derided the participants and Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WCW Erasable Pens help you fix-up your mix-ups!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 August 2019, 02:00

Let’s face it, if you’re booking WCW in the late 90’s, odds are you’re making a lot of mistakes! So you probably don’t want to use a proper ink pen to write out the weekly booking. Fortunately for you, we have this pair of erasable pens featuring Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash. So when you change your booking plans an hour before Continue Reading...

Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at Eugene, the Greater Power, and The Blonde Bytch Project!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 August 2019, 20:30

It’s WrestleCrap Live! Check out this line up – Brian Zane from Wrestling with Wregret! Maffew from Botchamania! The Blue Meanie! Bill Apter! And yes, RD, Blade, and Jordan too! Recorded live in Las Vegas! Join Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret as he goes in-depth with the WrestleCrap Live team discussing WWE’s Eugene! Next we have Maffew from Botchamania Continue Reading...

Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00

Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 August 2019, 02:00

It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no… I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...

Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 August 2019, 20:00

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986 Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action. And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton’s Race Car Takes Out Kofi Kingston

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 August 2019, 08:00

Toronto, ON – In a shocking turn of events, a race car once belonging to Randy Orton interfered in his championship match against Kofi Kingston last night at Summerslam. On a 2009 episode of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton received a brand-new race car as a gift from his partners in Legacy, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. The car’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2019, 02:00

Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...

Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at The Black Scorpion, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz, and The Apter Mags!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 08 August 2019, 19:28

It’s a video induction special! Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, as well as Botchamania’s Maffew, Wrestling with Wregret’s Brian Zane, and the legendary Bill Apter and Blue Meanie as they look at the Apter Mags, the Black Scorpion, and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz. Join us in two weeks when we do this again with another trio of WrestleCraptacular Continue Reading...

Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 August 2019, 08:00

Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 August 2019, 02:00

It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...

Induction: WXO – Wasn’t X-actly Outstanding

24 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 01 August 2019, 20:00

WXO Wrestling launched (and folded) in early 2000 as an old-school, family-friendly alternative to the Big Three promotions of the time. The organization treated itself like a big deal, with the announcers claiming that top wrestlers from around the world were trying to get in on the action. Phones were ringing off the hook at WXO headquarters, we were told. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 July 2019, 08:00

Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 July 2019, 02:00

All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Steel Asylum 2010 – Apparently TNA Thought the Best Way To Start a War Was With a Match No One Could See

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 25 July 2019, 20:00

With the arrival of AEW on TNT starting this October, it should come as no surprise that WWE is looking to counter program and put a kibosh on any potential competition. While there’s been no discussion of moving Raw or Smackdown to start a war, sources have told this reporter that Vince & Co. have asked about the availability of Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio 284!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 24 July 2019, 20:22

RD and Blade return to talk Raw Reunion, a terrible show if ever there was one. But will that show be better or worse than WrestleCrap Radio? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon. Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU! As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons! And the newest episode Continue Reading...