WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Headlies: WWE’s Raid Of NXT Almost Complete

5 Submitted by on Mon, 20 July 2015, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Much like in the 1980’s, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has spent large amounts of time, effort, and money plucking the best wrestlers from NXT and bringing them to WWE. The raid of talent became most apparent this past Monday on Raw with the defection of NXT stars Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch. According to the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 July 2015, 21:48
There’s now a TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD…   Yes, really. Here’s what’s on it straight from the Dixie’s mouth: IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: THE BEST OF HULK HOGAN “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan is known around the world as one of the biggest names in the history of pro wrestling! Hogan made history in 2009 when he joined TNA Wrestling and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Ring Masters figures- wrestlers get wacky jobs!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 16 July 2015, 02:00
For the last couple of years of WCW’s life, its figures were produced by ToyBiz (now known as Marvel Toys who currently produce TNA’s figures). In 2001 (I believe just a month or two before WCW ceased to exist) they released a series of strange figures under the “Ring Masters” line. No, no- not him! Wrong “Ringmaster”! The basic idea Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kamala Moon Belly benefit t-shirt is cool, and for a good cause too!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 15 July 2015, 02:00
Back in 2012 someone made this Kamala moon belly t-shirt to help out James Harris (AKA: Kamala) with some medical bills he encountered after having to have his legs amputated. How cool is that shirt? I wish I would have known about it back then because I would have bought it for sure and I know you Crappers would have, too!...
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It Came From YouTube; WWF Superstars episode from 1995 is WWE at its lowest

6 Submitted by on Tue, 14 July 2015, 02:00
Here’s an episode of WWF Superstars from August 19th, 1995 Let’s take a look at a run-down of the show… Razor Ramon squash Live Event News-British Bulldog/King Mabel/Sir Mo Promos Eli & Jacob Blu vs Jobbers Kama squash Goldust Promo Fatu (Makin a Difference) vs Jobber Dean Douglas Report Card WWF President Gorilla Monsoon interview King Mabel vs Bam Bam Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” Added To WWE Axxess

14 Submitted by on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:25
  Arlington, TX – WWE officials have announced the latest edition to Wrestlemania Axxess  will be the “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” booth. On a conference call this afternoon, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon and WWE Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle Wilson revealed details for the new installation. “Axxess, which takes place in the days leading up to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena wants you to stop being so fat and lazy!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 11 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Randall B. writes: So, has this been noted for a Somebody Bought This yet? Because the idea of him not only exercising with me and motivating me, but making my dinners makes me wanna buy a thousand of them. John Cena wants you to get off your butt, put down the “Fixing Servers In The Netherlands For Dummies” book, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shawn Michaels is forced to find another job

9 Submitted by on Fri, 10 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Remember 2009? Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker had one of the greatest matches in not just Wrestlemania history but the entire history of the WWE. Shawn lost a cited needing to take time off D-X buddy/immature delinquent Triple H entered into a feud with The Legacy and founded himself needing a tag team partner. SO he Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Outsiders vs. Adult Film Stars – Hall & Nash’s Biggest Opponent…In Two Ways!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2015, 20:18
WCW, 1999 When head writers Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara jumped from the WWF to WCW in the fall of 1999, many expected big changes for WCW and its fortunes. For the masterminds behind the Attitude Era, what WCW needed more than new stars was sex, sex, sex. Not content with just infusing sexual content into the storylines and characters Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: An undead zombie mortician Vs. an escaped convict- I love wrestling so much…

5 Submitted by on Thu, 09 July 2015, 00:03
The Undertaker wrestled Nailz on house shows before Nailz was fired for (allegedly) assaulting Vince McMahon over pay issues. Here’s a shocker- the match blew the big one! Thank goodness this mess never made it to Pay-Per-View. Let’s take a look at the rest of the card from this show courtesy of The History Of WWE: WWF @ Indianapolis, IN Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant beer mug

6 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 16:23
Andre The Giant loved two things in life: Foosball, and drinking. Okay, so I’m not really sure about the Foosball thing, but he definitely loved to drink. To commemorate that, the WWF produced this beautiful Andre The Giant beer mug which I found on ShopGoodWill.com! It features a nice biography of Andre on one side, and a stunning artistic rendition of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Christian is called WHAT?!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 10:56
I found this signed Christian trading card on ShopGoodwill.com and I literally spent 30 seconds trying to figure out when and why Christian got the strange nickname “War Booty”. That sounds like the perfect name for a flamboyantly gay army guy gimmick- think G.I Bro crossed with Kwee-Wee! But no, “War Booty” is apparently just the name of the line of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The WCW Thunder rants

8 Submitted by on Wed, 08 July 2015, 02:00
Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is from the GOD AWFUL WCW Thunder game for the playstation. At the character select screen you can here the wrestlers cut promos on you to get you to pick them. Well, Except for Kevin Nash. He REALLY doesn’t want to be picked. Also, some of them just threaten you instead. Ah yes, Thunder… Joe Continue Reading...
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