It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

The 2019 Wrestling WAR is UPON US! Take cover as RD and Blade discuss WWE, AEW, CM Punk, and Dynamite Kid nourishing Matilda!

Yes, really.

Forget Royce Gracie…

Forget Antonio Inoki…

The original mixed martial artist was Phil Silva – and he sucked!

Karate wrestling, inducted!

King Baron Corbin’s reign has begun!

Find out what he has in store for the United Kingdom in a very regal Headlies!

Hate WWE Commentary Today?

Maybe You’d Prefer BASTION BOOGER in the booth!

It happened on Raw…and we’re inducting it!

Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

Strap in for Headlies!

It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: This shirt is unbelievable… for all the wrong reasons

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“Unbelievable!” (said in Vince McMahon’s awesome bombastic voice) was WWE’s slogan during the failed “New Generation” era where they trotted out a bunch of new wrestlers and characters that nobody cared about. “Unbelievable”… as in “I can’t believe how terrible the WWF is these days”. And for some reason they decided to put the slogan on a shirt in unbelievably Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice at WrestleMania VIII – Who Wanted That Silly Hogan vs. Flair Dream Match Anyway?

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WWF, 1992 Before I even start today, yes – I’ve heard all the reasons. Or as I like to call them, “excuses”. I know the backstory of why we got Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice instead of Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair as a main event at WrestleMania. I know why we did NOT get the match that so many Continue Reading...
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Moveset Radio Episode 282!!!

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After 282 episodes, the world’s longest-running Kurt Angle podcast finally taps out. Join RD and Blade as we discuss the greatness of the moveset our our Olympic hero. This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Linda McMahon Leaves Trump Administration, Signs With All Elite Wrestling

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Orlando, FL – In a move that shocked both the political and the wrestling world, Linda McMahon has resigned from her position in President Trump’s Administration and has joined the upstart All Elite Wrestling company. McMahon, who had been serving as the Small Business Administrator, announced Friday that she would be leaving Trump’s Cabinet. She was seen as a steady Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal – Battle of the Kid Rock groupies

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WWE, 2009 Wrestlemania 35 is going to be a landmark event for women’s wrestling. Not only are Ronda Rousey, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte Flair slated to be the first women to ever main-event Wrestlemania… …and not only are eight other women slated to compete in the first-ever Women’s Tag Team Title match at Wrestlemania… …but twenty additional women are slated Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hundreds Of Dead Wrestling Angles Found In The Basement Of Titan Towers

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Stamford, CT – Local and state police officers were called to Titan Towers, the headquarters of WWE, after a gruesome discovery was made in the company’s basement. Earlier this week, WWE announced that they were moving to a new office complex in 2021 after decades at Titan Towers. The grisly discovery was made during a routine walkthrough from building inspectors, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kofi Kingston Added To Every Wrestlemania Match

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Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise announcement on Smackdown, Vince McMahon declared that fan-favorite Kofi Kingston would be taking part in every Wrestlemania match. Since his surprise inclusion in the Elimination Chamber match, Kofi Kingston has received a groundswell of support from the WWE Universe. Recently, though, McMahon has stood in his way, denying Kingston a shot at the WWE Continue Reading...
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Induction: Battle of the Breakfast Cereal – A Total® debacle

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AWA, 1989 WWE purchased the AWA video library a decade and a half ago, but only recently has it started paying off. Perhaps inspired by the popularity of the AWA Team Challenge pilot, WWE recently put another super-obscure AWA program on the Network’s Hidden Gems section. See, these weren’t any ordinary wrestling matches filmed for public consumption. These were custom Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Tries To Convince Vince McMahon That He Is Actually American

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Stamford, CT – This past week’s WWE writer’s meeting was dominated by WWE Superstar Samoa Joe trying desperately to convince Vince McMahon that he is, in fact, American. “Before we get started, I’d just like to say welcome to our new United States Champion, Samoa Joe,” said Vince McMahon to the applause of everyone in the room. “Now, to make Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Man Mountain Rock figure with the most important accessory

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I found this custom Man Mountain Rock figure at WrestleToys.com. It’s better than the Hasbro custom one we featured earlier because this one does come with WWF logo guitar as illustrated! But sadly no crown. King Man Mountain Rock! Oh, what a wonderful world it would be if he had been crowned King of the WWF! Man Mountain Rock, what do Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Andre vs. Junkyard Dog – So Bad Even the French Turned on The Giant!

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WWF, 1988 Tonight I’m going to do something I really, really dislike: mocking my favorite wrestling show of all time, the legendary Prime Time Wrestling. It’s the reason I became a wrestling fan, and I’ve told that story so many times I won’t bore you with it again, other than to note that were it not for the commentary duo Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 281!

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Blade Braxton joins RD Reynolds LIVE in studio at WrestleCrap HQ for the first time in 8 years!  Tons of pro wrestling news and insanity galore! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ronda Rousey Ruins Everything For Everyone

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Riverside, CA – Current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey has embraced her role as a spoiler following a public faux pas on Twitter. Rousey recently upset fans by claiming that Becky Lynch’s recent mugshot photo was fake and using transphobic insults. Many fans and industry insiders felt that Rousey’s comments ruined the current feud and badly exposed the business. Seeing Continue Reading...
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Induction: Goldberg and Kevin Nash on The Love Boat – Big Sexy turns Bill’s honeymoon into a three-way dance

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I really hate the phrase, “before my time”. It’s not just the phrase itself that irks me, either, but the attitude behind it. Whether it was a condescending high school teacher mentioning some “old” technology I myself still used all the time (“We used to listen to these things called cassettes – but that was before your time!”)… …or a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Still Rewriting Last Week’s Raw

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Stamford, CT – Despite having already aired live on television, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is still hard at work rewriting the episode. As reported by Dave Meltzer, last week’s Monday night Raw was still be rewritten as the show was airing. The event harkened back to the dark days of WCW when the company was in a slow death spiral. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Norman The Lunatic loves his teddy bear, and you can too!

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Before Mike Shaw was Bastion Booger, before he was Friar Ferguson, he was Norman The Lunatic in WCW. That was his entire gimmick- he was a stereotypical “crazy guy” who escaped from an insane asylum and (of course) had wild, crazy hair and was still wearing his asylum-issued outfit. Oh yeah, and he was managed by Teddy Long, playa! Norman Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bobby Lashley’s Sisters – One Family Reunion You’ll Never Want To See Again!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2019, 20:00
WWE, 2018 Every once in a while, I have a hard time coming up with what horrible thing in wrestling to write about next. Seriously, I’ve been doing this for almost 20 years…eventually the well is going to go dry, right? Oh who am I kidding? You’re right, Vince. You’ll always supply me with plenty of crap of the wrestle Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Celebrate VD With Goldust” Event Goes Horribly Wrong

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Hollywood, CA – A Valentine’s Day event featuring WWE Superstar Goldust descended in to chaos due to a misprinting of the invitations. What was supposed to be a family-friendly event filled with art projects and candy turned in to a hook-up party full of swingers and perverts. Unfortunately, an error in prouction that shortened “Valentine’s Day” to “VD” let to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb “Bomb Squad” shirt

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Adam Bomb was a heel whose gimmick was that.. um. .. he survived a nuclear explosion (or something). Then he turned face, threw little Nerf football “bombs”… …into the audience, and got his own “Bomb Squad” t-shirt. I guess his fans were called The Bomb Squad? I don’t really remember that, but whatever....
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Induction: Giant Gonzalez on Baywatch – The Pelican Bikini Brief

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Thanks to internet streaming services, it’s becoming easier and easier to piece together entire stretches of one’s childhood. Whether it be a whole TGIF lineup from the early 90s or a Saturday afternoon of syndicated television from the early 90s, there’s no limit to the kinds of memories a person can relive through the likes of Netflix and Hulu, provided Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Starrcast Adds “Insulted By Sunny” Package

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Las Vegas, NV – Starrcast, the smash-hit wrestling convention, has started to announce guests and events for this year’s festivities. While fans have been buzzing about meeting Sting, Bret Hart, and Jerry “The King” Lawler, the biggest news has revolved around an intimate opportunity with WWE Hall Of Famer Sunny. “Last year’s Starrcast was amazing and this year is shaping Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dress for your little girl (?)

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Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog posted a 1998 WCW Merchandise Catalog. WCW Nitro Girls dresses for little girls. Now, someone please correct me if I’m wrong but the entire purpose of the Nitro Girls was to give guys something to oogle in -between matches. I can’t imagine that too many 6 year old girls A). Watched wrestling or B). Continue Reading...
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