Super Mario battles a Nazi.

What does that have to do with wrestling?

Find out in a new induction!

Have you ever wanted to cover Roman Reigns in dog food?

Well, now is your chance!

Open your wallets and read about it in Headlies!

WrestleCrap Opens the 1992 Sears Wishbook, looking for all things wrestling!

SPOILER ALERT: It ain’t much.

NEW INDUCTION!

Happy Thanksgiving from Orange Cassidy and his family!

Grab a drumstick and read about it in Headlies.

Or don’t. Whatever.

Celebrate Thanksgiving with the first ever WrestleCrap Radio Turkey Drop!

An all-new episode of the longest-running episodic pro wrestling podcast awaits!

Slow down with that food-eating, Titus!

O’Neil plays the Gobbledy Puker in a new Thanksgiving induction.

Survivor Series has determined a new supreme bran and it’s Saturday Morning Slam!

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Don’t worry kids – RD Reynolds Has Solved All Issues with the NXT Invasion!

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When the weather outside is frightful, think about those in need.

“Let Me In” to a brand new Headlie!

The Sad Tale of the Ultimate Maniacs – How Could a Team This Insanely Awesome Vanish So Quickly?

We examine it in a NEW INDUCTION!

The “Future Of Law Enforcement” made an unexpected appearance at Starrcast.

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You now have 20 seconds to comply.

Tonight’s card:

Superman vs. Human Trafficking

Plus, Crusher Jones vs. Lacey Pants Larkin

New induction!

Stand Back!

Vince McMahon is here to entertain everyone stuck on the WWE plane.

Boogie down in a brand-new Headlie!

What better way to spend Halloween than going face to face with The Undertaker?

Time for a horrifying book review!

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s Halloween – time for Roddy Piper, Angry Jim, RD, Blade and more to break out the candy corn!

All new episode!

It’s UWF’s Blackjack Brawl 1!

(There was no Blackjack Brawl 2)

New induction!

RD and Blade return to discuss their favorite comic book movies from 2000-2019!

RD & Blade Show Episode 46 is on Patreon…click and join the fun!

Shane O’Mac has a big surprise in store for Crown Jewel.

Set your faces to “stun” and read about it in Headlies!

It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

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Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 283!!

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RD and Blade are back from Las Vegas and Starrcast II…and they’ve got a million stories to tell! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Induction: PG-13 come to Raw – And you thought the NXT call-ups these days were bad

18 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2019, 20:00
1995, WWF A few weeks ago, I chronicled the poorly-received run of Slam Master J, son of Terry Gordy turned hip-hop aficionado. Terry Gordy, Jr. wasn’t the only son of a Memphis wrestling legend to reinvent himself in such a way, though. Of course there was Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, who re-christened himself, “Grandmaster Sexay” as part of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stubby Banned From Las Vegas Following Starrcast Incident

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Las Vegas, NV – In a first for the state of Nevada, beloved Wrestlecrap dummy Stubby has been banned for life from the entire city of Las Vegas. Stubby arrived in Las Vegas late Friday night, already drunk. After stumbling off the plane and taking a taxi to Caesar’s Palace, the Wrestlecrap mascot managed to lose $500 at blackjack. Security Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Oh, a Wise Guy, eh?

6 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2019, 02:00
In the late 90’s at the height of D-Generation X’s popularity, they decided to release the DX Wiseguyz– a set of figures featuring Triple H, The New Age Outlaws, and X-Pac dressed up as as 1930’s gangsters. They even put them on the cover of WWF Magazine in suits! Um… Why? I mean DX was cool. Gangsters are always cool. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lacey Evans Gets Stuck In A Revolving Door

2 Submitted by on Mon, 20 May 2019, 08:00
Hartford, CT – WWE Superstar Lacey Evans missed her championship match at Money In The Bank last night after she became stuck in one of the XL Center’s revolving doors. Evans, who was set to challenge Becky Lynch for the Raw Women’s Title, arrived at the arena along with the other wrestlers, but was not seen in the locker room Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap at Starrcast II – All the Details!

3 Submitted by on Sat, 18 May 2019, 22:14
Super excited for Starrcast II in Las Vegas starting this Friday, May 24! Here’s the information we have, we will update if anything changes. ** – We are going to be at the Tuscany part of Starrcast and we would love to meet as many of our fellow Crappers as we can! ** – Blade, Jordan, and I will be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Drew McIntyre vs. El Torito – Want to Know Why WWE’s Ratings Are in a Free Fall? Look No Further!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 16 May 2019, 19:45
WWE, 2014 In case you’ve not heard, WWE’s ratings are currently are in something of a slump, with some of their key demographics down as much as 25% in the last twelve months alone. While the company loves to point out viewership across the board for television is in a decline, there are other popular shows that are bucking the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Continues To Prank The Revival

2 Submitted by on Mon, 13 May 2019, 08:00
London, UK – Following last week’s angle that featured The Revival suffering the effects of having “Ucy Hot” placed in their trunks, Vince McMahon has personally started pulling pranks on the tag team. During the company’s overseas flight, McMahon continuously tapped both Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder on the shoulders and pretended to be doing something else when they looked. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Rockers shirt reminds me of something…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2019, 02:00
I especially like this Rockers shirt because it looks like the Title Card to a wacky 80’s cartoon- “The Adventures Of The Rockers”! You expect them to team up with the Scooby-Doo gang solving mysteries in a van, and then they’d all dance to some generic rock music at the end. I bet Shawn would totally score with Daphnie, leaving Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Money In The Bank Briefcases Repossessed After Audit From IRS

0 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2019, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – The Money In The Bank pay-per-view is in danger of being cancelled after the contract-holding briefcases were taken by IRS and Repo Man. Irwin R. Schyster, the diabolical tax man, performed an audit of WWE’s finances following the April 15th deadline and did not like what he saw. “Sloppy paperwork, using an ink color other than blue Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mankind is here with Chef Boyardee Ravioli!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 May 2019, 02:00
This was too weird not to uh.. “borrow” for SBT, Crappers! User dgnr8 on The Wrestling Figs collector’s forum made a post in this thread about all the promotional cardboard cutout standees he owns, including this one! It’s a promotional standee of Mick Foley / Mankind shilling for Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli! Imagine that you’re staying overnight at this guy’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Mike Tyson WRESTLES – So Monumental WWE Didn’t Even Bother to Advertise It Ahead of Time!

29 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2019, 20:00
WWE, 2010 I don’t think one could understate just how huge Mike Tyson was in his prime, nor how pivotal his role was in helping the WWF turn the tide on the Monday Night Wars. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin in many ways became a household name thanks in large part to Tyson. Don’t misunderstand me – Austin still would have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eli Cottonwood Goes Mustache-To-Mustache With Robert Roode

1 Submitted by on Mon, 29 April 2019, 08:00
Former NXT competitor Eli Cottonwood has returned to the WWE to challenge Robert Roode for mustache supremacy. Cottonwood, who competed on the second season of NXT, was mainly known for his height and his mustache. While not as thick and luscious as other mustaches in wrestling like Ox Baker’s or Big Bully Busick’s, Cottonwood’s was good enough to earn itself Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Cutting hair is thirsty work!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 26 April 2019, 02:00
  It’s a Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake drinking glass! Brutus is looking kind of bloated here, isn’t he? Of course, the only thing you can really drink out of it are those fruity mixed drinks with the little paper umbrellas. “Ooo! I sure could usk one of those drinks from that glass featuring that sexy barber fella, there…” That’s enough out Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‘The Viking Experience’ Renamed As ‘Submission Sorority’

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After a large outcry from fans following their debut on Monday Night Raw, The Viking Experience will now be known as Submission Sorority. Social media exploded with rage as the tag team, who were known as War Raiders in NXT and War Machine in ROH, appeared on WWE television for the first time. The Superstars formerly known Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting’s in trouble, but help is on the way!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2019, 02:00
Robocop in WCW was pretty ridiculous on it’s own merits (of course we’ve covered that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but even moe ridiculous is the over-the-top (dad!) ad copy they came up with for this Capital Combat ’90 ad. For extra fun, read it in your best “Movie Trailer Voice-Over Guy” voice as if it’s the most important thing in the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Crush Vignettes – Apparently Being a Neon Creep Walking Around a Junkyard Made You A Good Guy in the WWF of 1992

34 Submitted by on Thu, 18 April 2019, 20:00
WWE, 1992 This induction is going to tell you absolutely everything the WWF told us about Crush when he debuted for the company in 1992. He liked to crush things. Thanks so much for reading another WrestleCrap induction! We hope you enjoyed it and urge you to donate to our Patreon by clicking here. Wait, inductions can’t be that short? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Daniel Bryan Recycles His WWE Championship

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 April 2019, 08:00
Aberdeen, WA – Following his title loss at Wrestlemania, former WWE champion Daniel Bryan has decided to recycle his championship belt. Made from 100% eco-friendly organic hemp, naturally fallen oak, and naturally-sourced stones, Bryan’s championship was a symbol of his environmentalism and rage against the greedy Baby Boomers and corporate machine. “The loss is devastating, but I can’t let my Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW luggage tags will help make you look stupid in public

5 Submitted by on Fri, 12 April 2019, 02:00
They actually made WCW Sting and Goldberg luggage tags. Okay, picture this. You’re at the airport baggage carousel… …desperately trying to find your suitcase amongst the dozens circling by. You walk up to an airline employee and say “Excuse me, can you help me find my bag? It’s the black one with the luggage tag of a mime on it!”. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Miss Wrestlemania After Train Gets Stuck On The Tracks

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East Rutherford, NJ – Tragedy occurred for hundreds of wrestling fans as the subways they were traveling on to attend Wrestlemania became stuck on the tracks for several hours, causing them to miss the event. “We, underestimated the sheer number of people that would be traveling via subway to MetLife Stadium, and unfortunately, the tracks could not handle the extra Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This shirt is unbelievable… for all the wrong reasons

5 Submitted by on Fri, 05 April 2019, 02:00
“Unbelievable!” (said in Vince McMahon’s awesome bombastic voice) was WWE’s slogan during the failed “New Generation” era where they trotted out a bunch of new wrestlers and characters that nobody cared about. “Unbelievable”… as in “I can’t believe how terrible the WWF is these days”. And for some reason they decided to put the slogan on a shirt in unbelievably Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice at WrestleMania VIII – Who Wanted That Silly Hogan vs. Flair Dream Match Anyway?

38 Submitted by on Thu, 04 April 2019, 20:00
WWF, 1992 Before I even start today, yes – I’ve heard all the reasons. Or as I like to call them, “excuses”. I know the backstory of why we got Hulk Hogan vs. Sid Justice instead of Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair as a main event at WrestleMania. I know why we did NOT get the match that so many Continue Reading...
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Moveset Radio Episode 282!!!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2019, 20:00
After 282 episodes, the world’s longest-running Kurt Angle podcast finally taps out. Join RD and Blade as we discuss the greatness of the moveset our our Olympic hero. This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Linda McMahon Leaves Trump Administration, Signs With All Elite Wrestling

4 Submitted by on Mon, 01 April 2019, 08:38
Orlando, FL – In a move that shocked both the political and the wrestling world, Linda McMahon has resigned from her position in President Trump’s Administration and has joined the upstart All Elite Wrestling company. McMahon, who had been serving as the Small Business Administrator, announced Friday that she would be leaving Trump’s Cabinet. She was seen as a steady Continue Reading...
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