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NEW INDUCTION!

Explore Taker’s kinky mansion with Kofi, Xavier, and Big E.

It’s the induction you’ve wanted for literally days!

The censors are “gunning” for Arn Anderson.

How with they enforce their changes on The Enforcer?

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Twenty-nine years straight down the crapper!

The final WCW Saturday Night…now inducted!

Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson was old-school entertain

Real old-school.

Find out who’s on first in Headlies!

RD Vs. Russo Round TWO…and AEW is the battleground!

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East meets East when Funaki learns Kung Fu.

Kung Fu Naki – inducted!

NXT 2.0 is where the big boys play!

Literally.

Get ready for recess in a brand-new Headlie!

It was the only officially licensed WWE ride ever made.

And it kinda sucked.

WWE Niagara Falls is here…and INDUCTED!

What’s in a name?

Well, if you’re Chad Gable or Gable Steveson, a whole lot.

Find out which Gable comes out on top in Headlies!

Relive the legendary career of the original Sin Cara.

New induction!

What happens when two of the most acrobatic tag teams in wrestling fight?

Utter chaos!

Hang on and read all about it in Headlies!

All Out 2021 is here!

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RD Reynolds returns to podcasting with…Vince Russo????!!!

It’s true – Joker’s Mustache is here!

XPW’s Angel falls off a 40-foot scaffold, without even a pool of sewage to break his fall!

It’s an all-new two-for-one induction!

Cameron Grimes is stackin’ money with his own cryptocurrency!

We’re going to the moon in Headlies!

It’s the last Saturday Night’s Main Event!

Was it any good?  It’s on WrestleCrap.com…what do you think?

NEW INDUCTION!

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INDUCTION: That Thunder With Nash – The Old Glory Shizow

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WCW, 1999 Every once in a while, I discover something I cannot even fathom we’ve not inducted.  Such is the case tonight.  From that award winning little book you may have heard of, The Death of WCW: “The October 14 Thunder was one for the ages. Since it was the last under the Nash era, he basically turned it into one giant inside Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Britt Baker Loses Dental License After ‘Lights Out’ Match

1 Submitted by on Mon, 22 March 2021, 08:00
Harrisburg, PA – AEW star Dr. Britt Baker has lost her dentistry license following her brutal “Lights Out” match against Thunder Rosa. Baker, a dentist in the state of Pennsylvania, appeared virtually before the State Board of Dentistry on Friday. Members of the board discussed Baker’s conduct during last week’s match. “Dr. Baker, the members of this board viewed your Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 303!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 21 March 2021, 14:06
RD & Blade discuss their all-time favorite women’s wrestling matches, plus tons more pro wrestling news.  If that wasn’t enough, we also discover a cartoon voice actor who once punched Adolph Hitler in the mouth.  Can it be true? WrestleCrap Radio 303 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT Continue Reading...
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Induction: …Is delayed until Friday

3 Submitted by on Thu, 18 March 2021, 19:59
Sorry folks, you’ll have to wait another day before the new induction drops. As usual, here is a very cryptic clue as to what it’s about: Take a guess, then forget it because it’s wrong, then take another guess....
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Headlies: Maki Itoh Wins All The Grammys

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 March 2021, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – AEW star Maki Itoh shocked the music world last night by taking home every single Grammy award. The 63rd Grammy Awards, held at the Los Angeles Staples Center, was unlike any other award ceremony in recent history. Due to the pandemic, most nominees were either social distanced or not physically present. The sparse audience allowed the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Raw Underground – First Rule of Shane Club is You Don’t Talk About Shane Club

28 Submitted by on Thu, 11 March 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2020 In recent years, it’s not exactly a secret that World Wrestling Entertainment has seen its audience shrinking at levels not seen since Hulk Hogan’s physique in 1994.  And whenever that happens, we often see Vince McMahon throwing various things against the wall to see what may stick – one need look no further than the legendary Attitude era Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Shockmaster Interrupts Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch

4 Submitted by on Mon, 08 March 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – The bloody battle between Kenny Omega and John Moxley was abruptly interrupted by AEW’s latest signing, The Shockmaster. The two biggest events in AEW’s history, the Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch and their latest signing, collided in spectacular fashion last night at Revolution. After a grueling bout that included rat traps, light tubes, and rubbing salt and vinegar Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Protect yourself from circa 1985 rain in style!

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From the mid-80’s, it’s a WWF Rain Jacket (or rain coat if you prefer) in eye-catching blue! It includes a hood so you don’t get your noggin wet! It comes complete with an embroidered WWF logo. This is great if A). It’s raining, and B). You want to emulate Sean Mooney’s fashion sense: “This is okay for rain, but I much prefer Continue Reading...
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Induction: Gary Garbutt, the Masked Janitor – Drew mops the floor with Cedric Alexander

15 Submitted by on Thu, 04 March 2021, 20:58
WWE, 2019 At Extreme Rules 2019, The Undertaker and fellow Big Dog Roman Reigns teamed up to defeat Drew McIntyre and Shane McMahon. If you don’t remember this match, you can be forgiven – it was the opening match, and it was thrown together rather hastily to wash out the bad taste of Taker’s recent Goldberg match. For the go-home Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paul Wight Launches Marko Stunt Into The Sun

9 Submitted by on Mon, 01 March 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Newly signed AEW star Paul Wight made a splash this weekend after launching fellow wrestler Marko Stunt into the sun. Wight, formerly known as The Big Show in WWE, spent his Saturday introducing himself to members of the AEW roster. After reconnecting with old friends and glad-handing management, Wight met Stunt. Rather than shake Wight’s hand, Stunt Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A weird, terrifying pack of Jakks figures…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 26 February 2021, 02:00
This is a set of figures released by Jakks-Pacific in 1997… Okay, a few things: This is a really random assortment of figures- Sunny, Bret Hart, Psycho Sid, and Vince McMahon? Was there some feud involving these four people that I missed? Bret and Vince look okay, but Sunny and Psycho Sid look terrible and don’t look a thing like Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: RightToCensor.com – Get out the Defibrilator and Let’s Revive Another Deadsite!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2021, 20:00
WWE, 2001 Woo hoo! Psyched today as we are going to venture back to the early days of the internet via another Deadsite!  I so love doing these columns, and not just because I blatantly stole the idea from one of my favorite destinations on the World Wide Web, the legendary DinosaurDracula.com.  (Seriously, if you’ve never checked out Matt’s work…what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair – Lacey Evans Gender Reveal Party Goes To A Sixty Minute Broadway

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2021, 08:00
Charlotte, NC – A gender reveal party for Lacey Evans and Ric Flair’s child resulted in a time-limit draw with no clear winner. The amorous septuagenarian and the Sassy Southern Belle celebrated their unexpected conception in Flair’s backyard. Joining the happy couple were friends, family, and members of the Four Horsemen not currently under AEW contracts. Even Ric’s daughter, Charlotte Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Smackdown Karaoke Showdown – Just Idol-ing until the crowds come back

20 Submitted by on Thu, 18 February 2021, 20:42
WWE, 2020 File another one under, “Only in 2020”. This week’s induction focuses on a segment nobody asked for, but that nobody was around to say “No” to. As usual, the July 10th, 2020 edition of Smackdown opened with a number of graphics promoting that night’s matches, including one featuring four WWE women Superstars competing against each other. But this Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Valentine’s Day Promotion Forces ThunderDome To Shut Down

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Orlando, FL – A Valentine’s Day event where fans show how much they love the WWE turned X-rated and forced the company to turn off the ThunderDome. The event, dubbed ‘Show Your Love For WWE’ was advertised as a chance for the WWE Universe to show their affections for the company. WWE officials got more than they bargained for as Continue Reading...
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

62 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2021, 09:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Babyface Honky Tonk Man – Was that REALLY the Plan? WrestleCrap Investigates!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2021, 20:00
WWF, 1986 Every once in a while, I hit upon an induction I cannot honestly fathom we’ve never covered.  You wouldn’t even think that was possible after nearly 21 years (!!!!), but today we have one that somehow has slipped by: the early WWF days of the legendary Honky Tonk Man…when he was a good guy. Mercy mercy, sakes alive! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers Win The Super Bowl

3 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2021, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – In an unprecedented turn of events, the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs to win their first ever Super Bowl. Led by quarterback Taylor “Corndog” Cornelius, the Vipers decimated Chiefs’ secondary. Crisp, tight spirals soared majestically through the air all night, netting a record seven touchdown passes. On the defensive side, former Super Continue Reading...
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Induction: RETRIBUTION – The 2020 Gooker Award winner

59 Submitted by on Thu, 04 February 2021, 20:00
RETRIBUTION was a faction that could only have emerged in 2020. For one thing, it was that summer that saw historic unrest in American cities, sparked by numerous deaths of African-Americans at the hands of police. Coast-to-coast Black Lives Matter protests, violence between Antifa and right-wing groups, destructive anarchist riots, often-brutal reprisals by law enforcement – these events would fundamentally Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Peacock Wins The Royal Rumble

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St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a man in a giant peacock costume won the Royal Rumble. With its iridescent coloration and expansive feathers, the large man-bird entered the Rumble at the coveted 30th spot. Confused and terrified, many Superstars eliminated themselves in an act of self-preservation. After extensive flexing, preening, and pecking, Peacock made short Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 302 – Royal Rumble Memories & More!

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It’s Royal Rumble Time! RD & Blade discuss favorite memories of the annual hootenanny, Trish Stratus and other lovely ladies of wrestling, and tons more! WrestleCrap Radio 302 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair WHOOs and spins!

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Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in a picture of his WCW Ric Flair Spinner top. Look! It has one of those pull cord things! Oh yeah, and it’s neon orange and green- which of course are just the kind of colors you would associate with Ric Flair. SpinningFlairFun.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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INDUCTION: MTV’s I Wanna Be a WWF Superstar – Just Please Don’t Wake Up Carson Daly While You’re Doing It

26 Submitted by on Thu, 28 January 2021, 20:00
MTV Sports Show, 1999 Confession time: I was not planning on writing this induction.   The original plan today was for the 2020 Gooker Winner Retribution to be posted, but that is such a gigantic steaming pile of garbage that it’s taking a bit longer than planned for us to digest and regurgitate it all.  Unsure of what to do, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shawn Michaels Pardoned For Barber Shop Window Incident

4 Submitted by on Mon, 25 January 2021, 08:00
Corpus Christi, TX – WWE legend Shawn Michaels received a full presidential pardon this week for the infamous Barber Shop Window incident in 1992. The event, which saw Michaels throw his Rockers partner Marty Janetty through a window, has been on Michaels’ record for decades. In a last-minute flurry of activity before leaving office, President Donald Trump issued a slew Continue Reading...
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