The series premiere that proves wrestling fans are idiots… for letting this show get cancelled!

The Mullets wrestling episode, inducted!

“Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” is back and WWE is ready to use it for everything.

Try your luck and read all about it in Headlies!

The Draft splits up another team and you’ll never guess who.

Okay, you probably will, but read about it in Headlies anyway!

Eighteen minutes of awful audio is redeemed by COMIC BOOK KEN PATERA.

Get ready to laugh!  Or Cry!  We’re not sure.

Anyhoo, WrestleCrap Radio 298 is here.

Halloween Havocs 1989 – 1993 in detail.

Also, what color should your urine be?

RD & Blade Show 52 is here!

Welcome to Lazy Town,
A place where you’ll want to stay.
You’ll meet Cody Rhodes with his rotten plan,
And Sporticus saving the day.

 

Mr. Humphries steps into the squared circle… twice!

This new induction rides up with wear.

Want to know how Retribution got their new names?

Pick a number, a color, and find out in Headlies!

It’s the most click baity WrestleCrap Induction Ever!

Eight Pieces of WCW Merchandise that Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part I)

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Our story begins in the main event of SummerSlam 1997, as The Undertaker defends his WWF Championship against Bret Hart. But there is more at stake then Undertaker’s 5-month title reign: should Bret Hart fail to win the championship he so covets, he will be barred from wrestling in the United States. Throwing another element into the already combustible mix Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Swagger Hosts His Annual 4th Of July BBQ

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2016, 08:00
Perry, OK – WWE Superstar Jack Swagger celebrated the 4th of July with several other patriotic wrestlers at his annual 4th of July BBQ and Karaoke Contest. Swagger’s former manager Zeb Colter was the first to arrive. His motorized scooter was decorated with red, white, and blue streamers on the handle bars and the horn played Yankee Doodle. “Son, this Continue Reading...
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Induction: Racket Girls – Sleaze? In women’s wrestling? Impossible.

28 Submitted by on Thu, 30 June 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1951 This week’s topic may just be the oldest thing ever inducted into our hallowed halls. It’s older than WWE. It’s older than the WWF. It’s older than the WWWF. It’s even older than the Capitol Wrestling Corporation. It’s… …it’s a T&A flick from 1951. “Racket Girls”… …or, “Pin-Down Girl”… …or, “Blonde Pick-up”… …was a 70-minute long excuse for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW West Texas Rednecks Good Old Boys / Rap Is Crap CD single

15 Submitted by on Tue, 28 June 2016, 15:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW West Texas Rednecks promotional CD single with both Good Old Boys, and about 600 versions of Rap is Crap. (Okay, not quite that many). If WCW had been smart they would have put out an entire West Texas Rednecks album. License To Get Paul’s Money! You can listen to all the Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: Pre-column edition

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Howdy, everybody. So, if you’re in the forums, or follow me on Twitter (and you should do both!!!), then you already know that I finished the latest Rewriting The Book. If you don’t, well, here’s the deal; of all the RTB’s I’ve personally written, this is the one that I’ve probably talked about more than any other, mainly because it’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Obscenely expensive TNA Aces & Eights vest

22 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2016, 12:00
It’s the official TNA Aces & Eights vest.  You’d think that with the group having been disbanded for well over a year that TNA would put the vest on clearance and price it under $100 to get them out of the warehouse… …and you’d be wrong. Because TNA. (No, I don’t know why the put the word “vest” in quotes, either). Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you like wrestling, unhealthy TV dinners, and saving money, this is the SBT for you!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 25 June 2016, 20:58
Crapper Ator writes: Went to Wal-Mart today and a lady by the front door aggressively shoved this coupon into my wife’s hand. Smack Down branded coupons for Hungry Man TV Dinners! They fittingly feature Kevin Owens who is without doubt a hungry man. Dean Ambrose seems confused to be there. That’s nice and all, but it really needs more Booker Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner 1, dumpling 0!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 05:05
Scott Steiner has beaten up a fearsome, giant… racing pierogi (!). Here’s an amazing video of the incident that took place at a baseball game. And here’s a news story with another video. And here’s a DeadSpin article with the amazing title of Pierogi Race Ends With Scott Steiner Slamming Contestant. Truly this is a historic and great moment in baseball, wrestling, and Polish Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 02:00
YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Throw Mickie From The Train – You Didn’t Tie Her to the Tracks? FAIL

50 Submitted by on Thu, 23 June 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2014 This here website loves Mickie James. I dare say that no single person in the business has been mentioned more by us; we’ve been doing WrestleCrap Radio for over ten years, and in nearly every episode she has been referenced.  While Blade Braxton obviously obsesses over the poor girl, I just find her to seemingly be a Continue Reading...
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“Earthquake” John Tenta Tribute

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 June 2016, 02:00
June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006 John Tenta was my friend. Actually, let me rephrase that – John Tenta was our friend, a friend to everyone who ever visited this site. He was probably a friend to everyone he ever met. He was a good, good man, one to whom I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never fully Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

11 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 21:37
Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Famous moments depicted in 16-bit

7 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Last year, you posted reader Brendan Docherty’s parody showing what a modern WWE game would’ve looked like in the 16-bit era. Now he’s made a video depicting famous incidents from wrestling history in 16-bit graphics, including Wrestlecrap moments like the Shockmaster’s fall, and Big Bossman stealing the coffin of Big Show’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy At UFC 200

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 June 2016, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After days of speculation, rumors, and false reports, UFC officials have announced that WWE Superstar and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar will be taking on none other than Matt Hardy. UFC President Dana White unveiled the blockbuster match with both competitors at a press conference in Las Vegas. “We want UFC 200 to be the biggest Continue Reading...
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