Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Rewriting The Book – RTB presents … Top 10

38 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2016, 14:34
Today’s topic is simple, and directly related to the parent column: ten RTB concepts I won’t do. Ever. Don’t ask, don’t suggest, don’t offer your first born, they ain’t happening. Why? A variety of reasons, from taste to knowledge to … well, you’ll see. As always, top 10 lists are based on opinion, and these here are my opinions. There Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Suspends Literally Everyone For 30 Days

11 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After several high profile suspensions, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has declared that literally everyone on planet Earth has been suspended for 30 days. Many within the company have been of edge ever since the suspensions for stars like Alberto Del Rio and Paige were announced. Their fears were realized when an incensed McMahon rampaged through the backstage Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Berserker Threw a Party: And It Kinda Sucks, So We’re Helping Out

12 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 04:00
WWF, Early 1990’s I think I speak for nearly every late 80’s, early 90’s wrestling fan when I say, “God bless those old Coliseum videos.” Long before WWE 24/7, DVD releases, and heck, even monthly PPVs, all us marks could do “back in the day” to get our wrestling fix was to head to the local video store and see Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kelly Kelly’s Emotional Reaction To Interacting with the ghost of Test

5 Submitted by on Sat, 27 August 2016, 17:33
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: Saw this article and thought it’d be perfect. God knows it’s not the first time a carny’s taken on another carny. Wow! That guy is a real asshole (I love this article that calls him a “grief vampire”) and she’s an idiot for believing that nonsense. That reminds me of this quote from Stan in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be cool in school with this Texas Tornado folder!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 26 August 2016, 02:00
For many of you Crappers you’re either back in school or about to go back soon, so be sure you’re the most awesome Crapper in school with ths awesome Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich folder! The best thing about it is that it doesn’t matter if you’re in Jr. High, High School, or College- the folder makes anyone look rad! So, Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWF Sumo Match – Yoko and Quake battle for squatter’s rights

32 Submitted by on Thu, 25 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1994 WWE Raw has seen a lot of unconventional competitions over the years, from arm wrestling to posedowns to musical chairs, but its first non-standard bout came in May 1994, when future friend of Wrestlecrap John “Earthquake” Tenta and Yokozuna squared off in a “sumo match-up”. This was not to be your typical WWF match, and to hammer this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dolph Ziggler is Col. Sanders….Miz is The Gobbledy Gooker

12 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 17:54
Crapper Sean writes: So I wake up and see this video was posted online. WWE made a KFC commercial to promote the new ‘Chicken Little’ sandwich. Starting with a commercial within a commercial, The Miz is dressed as the nephew of The Red Rooster as WWE presents their equivalent of Col Sanders. Sadly not Scott Steiner as we had once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Realizes Lifelong Dream By Ruining Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Diehard WWE fan Vinny “DJ V-Card” Accardo achieved his lifelong dream on Monday night by jumping into a WWE ring and completely ruining the entire show. The intrusion occurred during a passionate Seth Rollins promo at the top of the hour. Following his intense battle with Finn Balor at last night’s Summerslam, Rollins expressed his genuine feelings Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Adrian Adonis’ Assistants, Mr. Bruce and Jack Darling – Just What You’d Expect from 1986 (or 2016) WWF!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1986 From the “You Don’t Need to Be Gary Spivey to Know This Won’t End Well” file comes this tidbit, courtesy of our pals over at f4wonline.com: No. No no no no no no no no no. NO. Wait, that wasn’t quite large and bold enough. NO! Please please please, WWE, please…just…don’t. Please? I’m asking nicely? I say that because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

34 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 16:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.

73 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

4 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Club Get Their Own Clubhouse

14 Submitted by on Mon, 08 August 2016, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Now that they have established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the WWE, The Club have decided it is time to open an official clubhouse. “We’re here and we’re here to stay,” said Luke Gallows from inside the clubhouse. “Everyone is going to be totally jealous of The Club Clubhouse. Karl’s dad is like Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 261!!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 06 August 2016, 12:04
Fire up the MovieTrolla, as WrestleCrap.com’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss upcoming wrestling related movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran.  Plus TWO New TNA Correspondents!  All this and oodles more in a near two-hour marathon! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Fake Razor no more!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 05 August 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Rick Titan “debuts” on USWA tv by Alundra Blayze’ing the Razor Ramon gimmick That’s pretty cool! See, the problem is that he did a pretty decent Razor Ramon but you can’t really get over being a fake Razor Ramon. And you’re even less likely to get over being Rick Bognar because who give a crap about Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair on Lizard Lick Towing – A Repo Reality Show With NO Barry Darsow? FOR SHAME!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 04 August 2016, 20:00
Reality TV Show, 2013 I remember when I was a kid wondering why there were never television shows that just followed normal people around during their daily lives.  Surely, I thought, there are folks in this world that are interesting enough all by themselves that they wouldn’t need scripts or props or sets to make for entertainment worthy of my Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – Summerslam ’97 Aftershow

34 Submitted by on Tue, 02 August 2016, 16:59
Well, here we are. Another Rewriting The Book done and behind us, and now it’s on to the post-mortem. If you follow me on Twitter or in the forums, you know that this one was my Chinese Democracy. Maybe not as long in development as that (and hopefully not as disappointing), but definitely one I went back to a number Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Performs Voodoo Ritual To Keep John Cena Another 10 Years

5 Submitted by on Mon, 01 August 2016, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE CEO Vince McMahon cautiously walked out into the abandoned parking lot. He took a moment to let his eyes adjust to darkness. The time on his Rolex read 12:00AM. “Hello?” asked McMahon. “Are…are you there? It’s me. You said to meet here exactly on the stroke of midnight” A garbage can erupted in flames, causing Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT Kids – No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this pilot

16 Submitted by on Thu, 28 July 2016, 20:09
WWE, 2015 WWE is always cooking up new programming for its Network. Many of these shows target specific demographics, like women (Unfiltered with Renee Young), middle-aged men (Legends’ House), and really immature teen boys whose moms don’t know how to use the parental controls (Camp WWE). And of course, kids. Early this year, WWE taped an episode at Full Sail Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Who could make a Fun House even more fun? An ex-presidential candidate!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 27 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Did a search and saw this wasn’t on the crap. Admittedly, I stumbled upon this video by coming across a Twitter conversation between users @Midget_Rage and @bobbybloodfeast. Bob Backlund promoting a fundraiser to save a Fun House?! That is the most awesome submission I’ve gotten in… a few weeks. BobBacklundFunHouseEnthusiast.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part IV)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 21:39
The final chapter is here! If you missed the previous three, here’s Part I, Part II and Part III. Our story continues on the final Raw before Survivor Series. The epochal event has taken shape as the ultimate battleground and final confrontation for many ongoing feuds, including Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Cactus Jack, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Owen Hart, Continue Reading...
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