Has Kofi Kingston bitten off more than he can chew?

The odds may be stacked against him at Wrestlemania.

Read all about his sticky situation in Headlies!

The AWA presents a card that’s part of a complete breakfast:

Battle of the Breakfast Cereal – now inducted!

WWE is really going to start focusing on the Samoan part of Samoa Joe.

Maybe someone should tell them he was born in California.

Read all bout it in Headlies!

Andre vs. Junkyard Dog in a match so horrible even the French were booing The Giant!

Worst match of the 1980s?  You make the call!

NEW INDUCTION!

Blade Braxton joins RD Reynolds LIVE at WrestleCrap HQ for the first time in eight years!

Pro wrestling news galore, and the return of some of your favorite characters!

RD and Blade go back in time to review the first ever WrestleCrap Radio!

Exclusively for our Patreon supporters!

Get to clickin’ and join the fun!

Ronda Rousey is here to chew bubblegum and ruin everything.

Find out what happens when she runs out of bubblegum in this week’s Headlie!

The Looooove Boat! Soon we’ll be making another (title) run!

A jealous Kevin Nash tries to bust him Goldberg’s honeymoon. Which set of partners will survive?

Find out in a new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Wife Leaves Husband For Messing Up Enzo & Cass Catchphrase

5 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:00
Brattleboro, VT – Diehard NXT fan Emily Walker-Tynes has decided to end her marriage with her husband Roland following his failure to accurately repeat Enzo Amore and Big Cass’s catchphrase. “After 17 years of marriage, this was the final straw,” said an irate Emily, packing up her WWE replica title belts. “You think you know someone and they just do Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Repo Man has a new mask, but the same old repo-tation!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Some time ago I sent you an It Came From YouTube submission featuring Wrestlecrap HOFer Repo Man with his new full head mask and ring gear. Most of the commenters had never seen it and, in fact, it was something I remembered but could never find any evidence of after years of searching online. Not long Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A psychotic Captain Lou Albano music video

3 Submitted by on Sat, 26 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Way back before the rise of Youtube, someone sent the Wrestlecrap mailbag this video by surrealist animator Neil Cicierega. He took Capt. Lou Albano’s already-wacky song from “The Wrestling Album” and set it to an even crazier mishmash of pop culture cutout animation, alternately hilarious and disturbing! GAH! That’s so freaky Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 257!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 23 December 2015, 23:53
It’s the annual WrestleCrap Radio Christmas episode!  Gifts are exchanged, Christmas memories are needlessly brought back, and more!  Plus SPOILER ALERT – more Star Wars Episode 7 talk than you can shake a space slug at! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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It Came From YouTube: Shockmaster Claus is here to read us a Christmas story!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 23 December 2015, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this video of Fred Ottman as The Shockmaster… or should I say as Shockmaster Claus reading “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” to a bunch of snotty-nosed little ankle-biters. Why did WCW have him do this, you ask? I don’t know. I do know that Fred is a really nice guy (and I’m not just saying that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Bash At The Beach 1998 shirt featuring the mighty RODZILLA!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 22 December 2015, 02:00
Here’s a WCW/NWO Bash At The Beach 1998 shirt. It’s kind of weird that it doesn’t say the name of the Pay-Per-View event on the front anywhere. Hey, it’s Dennis Rodman! Remember him? He was so wacky! And a bad boy. A wacky bad boy. With funny colored hair. Oh yeah, and I guess he played basketball or something too. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Gives Santa Her Wishlist

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 December 2015, 08:00
Dallas, TX – On December 20th, TNA President Dixie Carter went to the Galleria Dallas to meet her hero Santa Claus and give him her wishlist. A determined Carter power-walked through the mall, forgoing stops at her favorite stores Forever 21, Godiva, and Spencer’s Gifts to reach Santa. Unphased by the long line, Dixie shoved her way through the crowd Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Merry Trishmas!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 20 December 2015, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in as a Holiday gift to all Crappers (but mostly R.D…). It’s the love or R.D’s life* “Patty” (or Trish Stratus to you and I!) in a commercial for Canada’s TSN SportsCentre where she carries one of the hosts off after getting her as his Christmas present (?!). Personally, I’d rather have a nice hot plate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Commodore magazine cover

2 Submitted by on Sun, 20 December 2015, 02:00
Look what I found on this Commodore 64 website. It’s a a Commodore magazine featuring Hulk Hogan and The Blues Brothers strangling Bart Simpson. Maybe they picked up some strangling tips from Homer? Or maybe The Blues Brothers are trying to save Bart from Hulk’s clutches? Someone needs to make a Bart and The Blues Brothers vs. Hulk Hogan and Man Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “O Sycho Sid”

6 Submitted by on Sat, 19 December 2015, 15:37
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a church choir singing a Christmas Song about Sid killing people. Also look for the Freddie Blassie cameo at the end. You know, I was having a pretty lousy day until this submission from Paul came in and it seriously cheered me right up! A beautiful choir singing a timeless traditional Christmas song with new lyrics Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Fink loves the new, weird Undertaker figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2015, 13:26
Howard Finked talks about the new Mattel Undertaker Defining Moments action figure (buy it through this link and help support the site, Crappers!) and I have some random thoughts: Fink could read the phone book and sound awesome doing it. I can’t believe they’re celebrating 25 years of The Undertaker by releasing a figure commemorating how he looked in a very forgettable, heatless Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bryan & Vinny recap TNA’s Silent Night, Bloody Night match!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2015, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Gather around and grab some cocoa as Bryan Alvarez and Vince Verhie discuss the infamous TNA Christmas show from 2007. Specifically the “Silent Night: Deadly Night” match featuring a tree made of barbed wire! A new holiday classic! I love Bryan’s recap of this match so much! Is it any wonder why R.D inducted this? What Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO Hotline is expensive- Jeff Katz has to eat too, you know!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 16 December 2015, 02:00
From The WCW Worldwide blog comes this 1997 ad for the NWO Hotline! And it only costs $1.59 a minute! Not $1.59 for the first minute and $.99 for each additional minute- just $1.59 a minute, period! If I may quote Bryan Alvarez- “No buys!”. Thanks to the stupid font I read that one name as “The Homad” instead of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TLC Inspires Fandango To Change His Character

6 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following the events of last night’s TLC, WWE Superstar Fandango has decided that he should change his character from a dancer to a table. Fandango, whose popularity peaked at the Raw after Wrestlemania 29, has fallen out of favor with the fans and has languished at the bottom of the card. Watching the TLC pay-per-view at home Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bushwhackers Hongi shirt from 1994

12 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Believe it or don’t – I bought this shirt back 1994 or 1995. And somewhere in a box in my mother’s attic photographs exist of me wearing this while standing beside Savio Vega and Jimmy Del Ray. What kid… Any age… Any year… Buys a Bushwackers shirt over any other wrestler on the roster? Someone who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Classy Hulk Hogan photo clock

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Alexander Slocum writes: Hey guys I love the site and thought you would appreciate this. I work at a small computer shop and a co-worker who knows that I’m a wrestling fan left this on my workbench. His gf’s father buys contents of abandoned storage space like on Storage Wars. He was assisting him with inventory and discovered this Continue Reading...
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