Lights! Khan! Action!

AEW is ready to take Broadway by storm in Headlies!

The series premiere that proves wrestling fans are idiots… for letting this show get cancelled!

The Mullets wrestling episode, inducted!

“Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” is back and WWE is ready to use it for everything.

Try your luck and read all about it in Headlies!

The Draft splits up another team and you’ll never guess who.

Okay, you probably will, but read about it in Headlies anyway!

Eighteen minutes of awful audio is redeemed by COMIC BOOK KEN PATERA.

Get ready to laugh!  Or Cry!  We’re not sure.

Anyhoo, WrestleCrap Radio 298 is here.

Halloween Havocs 1989 – 1993 in detail.

Also, what color should your urine be?

RD & Blade Show 52 is here!

Welcome to Lazy Town,
A place where you’ll want to stay.
You’ll meet Cody Rhodes with his rotten plan,
And Sporticus saving the day.

 

Mr. Humphries steps into the squared circle… twice!

This new induction rides up with wear.

Want to know how Retribution got their new names?

Pick a number, a color, and find out in Headlies!

It’s the most click baity WrestleCrap Induction Ever!

Eight Pieces of WCW Merchandise that Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

Ratings are down, but the excitement is high as a new friend joins the Firefly Fun House!

Get ready to be ghosted in an all-new Headlie!

It’s hard to *pin down* why so many people bought this wrestling CD.

Get it? ‘Cause it sucked!

WWE Originals – inducted!

One of WWE’s most popular figures is now in AEW.

Cold Fish is All Elite!

Swim on over to Headlies for the catch of the day!

It’s Thunder in Paradise like you’ve never seen it before – INTERACTIVE ON THE CD-I!

Yes, it’s a video game, and it’s terrible.  So we’ve inducted it!

Tout, Tout, let it all out.

This is the only social media site where WWE wrestlers can have an account.

Come on, Headlies is talking to you, come on!

WWE, The Revival, and the dumbest contract negotiations in the history of our sport!

New induction!

Even faux-anarchist groups determined to destroy the WWE need a day off.

Retribution get some R & R in a brand-new Headlies!

Celebrate WrestleCrap Radio Turning FIFTEEN YEARS OLD!

Episode 297 is here!

WWE ThunderDome is so immersive you’l feel like you’re in the arena…stuck behind other wrestling fans.

Strain your neck and read all about it in Headlies!

 

WCW Thunder goes NYC (in Memphis)!

Featuring the most historic battle royal you’ve never heard of.

New induction!

Hot off the heels of AEW Heels comes Chris Jericho’s newest group.

Get ready to fork over your money in Headlies!

It’s like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial.

Just Sexy (Supposedly) and on Acid (Definitely).

Foxy Food Fight…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: It’s Sting! And he’s neon! And on a clock! #Early90’s!

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 November 2016, 20:37
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide blog just posted scans of The Spring 1994 WCW Merchandise Catalog!  Have you ever seen a more totally Early 90’s thing in your entire life? That thing is so bright and ugly even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, turn it off!”. It has more neon than the Vegas strip! I’d like to think that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Real subtle, guys…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 November 2016, 12:41
This is from Herb Abrams’ short-lived UWF promotion in 1990. I’m just going to copy and paste from Scott Keith’s latest Wrestling Observer Flashback because Dave Meltzer and Scott explain quite nicely how stupid this is: The debut tapings for the UWF finally did take place in Reseda on 9/24 drawing 425 people (I hear it’s a long day, livin’ in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Swing Your Lady – Beware the Sexual Hammerlock

19 Submitted by on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:00
1938, Warner Bros. Films Last night, the Chicago Cubs won their first World Series since 1908. While we at Wrestlecrap have yet to induct anything quite that old, the musical wrestling comedy featured in this week’s induction is older than WWE, WWF, and WWII. Until we dig up footage of Abraham Lincoln’s infamous Proclamation-on-a-pole match, 1938’s Swing Your Lady starring Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part III)

1 Submitted by on Wed, 02 November 2016, 18:45
by Jon Milne Catch up with Part I and Part II! Part 3 Our story continues on the very first RAW after Survivor Series. Fresh off their respective victories the previous night, a “Title Unification” match pitting the Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, and the returned WWE Champion, CM Punk, is booked as the main event for the Monday Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The McMahons Go Trick Or Treating

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 October 2016, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – Before Monday Night Raw, the McMahon family embarked on their annual trick or treating trip through the posh neighborhoods of Greenwich, Connecticut. WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who was dressed as a sheriff, led his family on their quest for free candy. “It’s all about the Paydays!” he barked in his typical gravelly voice. “It’s also about Whatchamacallits Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Three Faces Of Fred Ottman shirt- Typhoon, Tugboat, and The Shockmaster!

19 Submitted by on Sun, 30 October 2016, 06:16
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: You too can have a shirt that has TWO Wrestlecrap inductees on the front for only $19.99 plus shipping, which is more than donating to the ‘crap. I wonder if the Shockmaster sank a tugboat with a typhoon….. Very cool! Please help support Fred (who’s a good friend of WrestleCrap) and buy the shirt today! Check Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: NXT Halloween Costume Contest – Featuring the BEST – and WORST – Wrestling Getups Ever!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 27 October 2016, 21:09
NXT, 2010 If there’s one thing in pro wrestling I will always love and never get tired of, it’s shows celebrating Halloween…and particularly costume contests inside a wrestling ring!  I don’t care that I’ve inducted like 47 of them over the years, I will continue to hunt them down and every year you can pretty much bet that I will find Continue Reading...
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REWRITING THE BOOK – WHAT IF CM PUNK DIDN’T RETURN SO SOON AFTER MONEY IN THE BANK 2011? (PART II)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 20:08
by Jon Milne Catch up on part I right here! Part 2 Our story continues after the events of Night of Champions. The Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Title remains in the clutches of the villainous group Charisma, albeit with Christian having regained the title after Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett screwed John Cena out of what would surely have been his victory. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Network Acquires CZW Library, Announces Premium Subscription Tier

6 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 12:00
This Headlie was written by crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul! Stanford, CT – Facing new streaming competition from Flo Slam, New Japan World, Highspots, and Chikaratopia, the WWE has taken a proactive approach to adding new content to the WWE Network. Yesterday, a landmark video streaming deal was struck between the WWE and Philadelphia-based independent promotion CZW. “We’ve listened to the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Grandpa Munster, Godzilla, King Kong, and oh yeah, wrestlers too!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 02:00
Back in the 90’s TBS used to have Super Scary Saturday where they’d show Sci-Fi and Horror movies. And they were hosted by “Grandpa Munster” Al Lewis himself! In this episode, Grandpa was showing King Kong Vs. Godzilla! Al decides to ask Jim Cornette and Michael P.S Hayes (AKA: Future WWE t-shirt shiller Dok Hendrix) for their opinions on the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Everything Is Totally Fine At TNA

13 Submitted by on Mon, 24 October 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter has assured fans that everything it totally, 100% fine. From her corner office in the back of a nearly empty warehouse now known as TNA Impact Wrestling World Headquarters, Carter took the time out of her busy schedule to assuage any concerns that TNA fans might have as to the future of the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Pre-Show Andre the Giant Battle Royal to Take Place Atop Hell in a Cell

4 Submitted by on Sat, 22 October 2016, 13:49
BOSTON – With three championship bouts taking place inside the Hell in a Cell cage for WWE’s namesake pay-per-view, the promotion is upping the ante of gut-turning peril by adding a pre-show Hell in a Cell match that will double as an Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Plans are for twenty Raw-brand performers to ascend the sixteen-foot-high structure before the actual pay-per-view Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 262! 11th Anniversary Show!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 23:23
What is up with Sasha Banks’ forehead?  Find out the answer to not only this intriguing question, but literally eight gazillion more in the very special 11th Anniversary Edition of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason. Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks… Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers? Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE Divas meet the Hollywood Medium – Séance Fiction

21 Submitted by on Thu, 20 October 2016, 20:00
E! Network, 2015-2016 In keeping with the Halloween spirit, this week’s induction is guaranteed to send chills up and down your spine… This week, we look at the E! Network’s Hollywood Medium and his séances for the departed souls of wrestlers’ loved ones. What you’re about to read is a collection of tales of ghosts, spirits, and messages from beyond Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part I)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 19 October 2016, 21:26
(Jed’s note: What I’d planned for September’s monthly update I couldn’t pull off in time. Apologies. It’s still coming, next month. In the meantime, #RTB10 kicks off a couple months early! This is a brand new story from a brand new writer. His email is below, and I hope you’ll send him feedback. His style is different from any we’ve Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goldberg vs. Lesnar – The Most Overhyped, Underdelivering Match Ever!

27 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 18:00
WrestleMania XX, 2004 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds  It’s that time of year again, fellow ‘Crappers. Yes, March Madness is upon us. A time of NCAA men’s and women’s basketball brackets AND the good ol’ Wrestlemania weekend. I always thought it’d be fun to get together with your buddies for a weekend and watch some old Wrestlemanias to get in the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils More Tiered Pricing Plans For The Network

12 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have unveiled a slew of new pricing plan tiers for the WWE Network. After plans were leaked online, the company moved quickly forward in hopes of garnering more attention. The list appeared on WWE.com along with a statement from Vince McMahon saying, “We hope to bring even more specialized entertainment to the ever-growing WWE Universe. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Brooke Hogan autographed 8×10 (still!)

2 Submitted by on Sun, 16 October 2016, 15:14
Brooke Hogan was released from TNA in August of 2013. As of this writing it is October of 2016 and TNA is still selling autographed 8x10s of her– and they only knocked 5 bones off their original asking price! Are you at all surprised that overpriced autographed photos of Hulk Hogan’s talentless airhead daughter who’s been gone with the company for years are still Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do as WWE says, not as they do.

8 Submitted by on Sat, 15 October 2016, 12:08
For years now WWE has been promoting the idea of stopping bullying. So Be A Star and don’t be a bully! Great! Except there’s just one little problem…  Wrestling by its’ very nature is all about heels bullying faces and often not facing any consequences for their bullying. So kids might see the real Stephanie talking about how bad bullying is up Continue Reading...
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