Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

Delightful!

Pull up a chair and read all about it in Headlies!

Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

New induction!

Babies! Birds! Bosoms!

This WrestleCrap Radio has it all!

All New Episode!

Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

Head to your local vet and read all about it in Headlies!

The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

You wouldn’t think that would be an induction…but somehow it is!

Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

Time to call in an expert!

Bite down on this and read all about it in Headlies!

The Undertaker and Goldberg: the match you never knew you wanted to see…

…and wished you hadn’t.

New induction!

Chris Jericho’s cruise ship has been stolen!

Zut alors!

Find out who committed this act of larceny on the high seas in Headlies!

Remember all those great WrestleMania retirement matches?

Yeah, this isn’t one of them.

Kurt Angle’s retirement match against Baron Corbin of all people…INDUCTED!

It takes a special talent to ad-lib a whole segment on live TV.

Why LaVar Ball thought that special talent was him, we’ll never know.

New induction!

You’ll never believe which former WWE Superstars returned for the Royal Rumble.

Sort of.

Find out who is back in a brand new Headlie!

The Gooker has landed!

Seth vs. The Fiend Hell in a Cell…INDUCTED!

Excalibur is ready to show the world his face.

Is the world ready to see it?

Find out in Headlies!

How does one boon the life of Darren Young?

With a convivial individual like Bob Backlund, of course!

New induction!

Another year of horrible wrestling has passed us by…but what was the VERY worst?

You decide with the 2019 Gooker Award!

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Headlies: Fan Realizes Lifelong Dream By Ruining Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Diehard WWE fan Vinny “DJ V-Card” Accardo achieved his lifelong dream on Monday night by jumping into a WWE ring and completely ruining the entire show. The intrusion occurred during a passionate Seth Rollins promo at the top of the hour. Following his intense battle with Finn Balor at last night’s Summerslam, Rollins expressed his genuine feelings Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Adrian Adonis’ Assistants, Mr. Bruce and Jack Darling – Just What You’d Expect from 1986 (or 2016) WWF!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1986 From the “You Don’t Need to Be Gary Spivey to Know This Won’t End Well” file comes this tidbit, courtesy of our pals over at f4wonline.com: No. No no no no no no no no no. NO. Wait, that wasn’t quite large and bold enough. NO! Please please please, WWE, please…just…don’t. Please? I’m asking nicely? I say that because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

34 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 16:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.

73 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

4 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Club Get Their Own Clubhouse

14 Submitted by on Mon, 08 August 2016, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Now that they have established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the WWE, The Club have decided it is time to open an official clubhouse. “We’re here and we’re here to stay,” said Luke Gallows from inside the clubhouse. “Everyone is going to be totally jealous of The Club Clubhouse. Karl’s dad is like Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 261!!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 06 August 2016, 12:04
Fire up the MovieTrolla, as WrestleCrap.com’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss upcoming wrestling related movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran.  Plus TWO New TNA Correspondents!  All this and oodles more in a near two-hour marathon! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Fake Razor no more!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 05 August 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Rick Titan “debuts” on USWA tv by Alundra Blayze’ing the Razor Ramon gimmick That’s pretty cool! See, the problem is that he did a pretty decent Razor Ramon but you can’t really get over being a fake Razor Ramon. And you’re even less likely to get over being Rick Bognar because who give a crap about Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair on Lizard Lick Towing – A Repo Reality Show With NO Barry Darsow? FOR SHAME!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 04 August 2016, 20:00
Reality TV Show, 2013 I remember when I was a kid wondering why there were never television shows that just followed normal people around during their daily lives.  Surely, I thought, there are folks in this world that are interesting enough all by themselves that they wouldn’t need scripts or props or sets to make for entertainment worthy of my Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – Summerslam ’97 Aftershow

34 Submitted by on Tue, 02 August 2016, 16:59
Well, here we are. Another Rewriting The Book done and behind us, and now it’s on to the post-mortem. If you follow me on Twitter or in the forums, you know that this one was my Chinese Democracy. Maybe not as long in development as that (and hopefully not as disappointing), but definitely one I went back to a number Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Performs Voodoo Ritual To Keep John Cena Another 10 Years

5 Submitted by on Mon, 01 August 2016, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE CEO Vince McMahon cautiously walked out into the abandoned parking lot. He took a moment to let his eyes adjust to darkness. The time on his Rolex read 12:00AM. “Hello?” asked McMahon. “Are…are you there? It’s me. You said to meet here exactly on the stroke of midnight” A garbage can erupted in flames, causing Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT Kids – No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this pilot

16 Submitted by on Thu, 28 July 2016, 20:09
WWE, 2015 WWE is always cooking up new programming for its Network. Many of these shows target specific demographics, like women (Unfiltered with Renee Young), middle-aged men (Legends’ House), and really immature teen boys whose moms don’t know how to use the parental controls (Camp WWE). And of course, kids. Early this year, WWE taped an episode at Full Sail Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Who could make a Fun House even more fun? An ex-presidential candidate!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 27 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Did a search and saw this wasn’t on the crap. Admittedly, I stumbled upon this video by coming across a Twitter conversation between users @Midget_Rage and @bobbybloodfeast. Bob Backlund promoting a fundraiser to save a Fun House?! That is the most awesome submission I’ve gotten in… a few weeks. BobBacklundFunHouseEnthusiast.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part IV)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 21:39
The final chapter is here! If you missed the previous three, here’s Part I, Part II and Part III. Our story continues on the final Raw before Survivor Series. The epochal event has taken shape as the ultimate battleground and final confrontation for many ongoing feuds, including Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Cactus Jack, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Owen Hart, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Heath Slater Drafted To Saturday Morning Slam

10 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 08:00
Anchorage, AK – WWE Superstar Heath Slater was finally drafted this weekend and will become the new star of Saturday Morning Slam. Initially, Slater had gone undrafted by bother the Raw and Smackdown brands, leaving him without a place to wrestle. His luck changed, though, when he received an email from Saturday Morning Slam’s new General Manager saying that he Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner is the world’s greatest ring announcer

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 July 2016, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: For those wondering, this is from an episode of Impact where the Main Event Mafia took over for half the show. As well as Big Poppa Pump being ring announcer, we had Kevin Nash & Booker T on commentary, using the names ‘Chet Lemon’ & ‘Black Snow’, respectively. Scott Steiner on a microphone for an extended Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro Girls Website! All You Chameleon Fans, Your Day Has Finally Arrived!

41 Submitted by on Thu, 21 July 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 I know it sounds impossible to believe, but I am forever on the lookout for new ideas for the site.  In my quest for such freshitude, a while back I did the first ever WrestleCrap Deadsite Induction (stealing the idea from our friend Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula), in which I jump into a time machine and go back Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…

11 Submitted by on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part III)

11 Submitted by on Tue, 19 July 2016, 19:35
If you missed the first two installments, here’s Part I and Part II Our story continues the night after In Your House: Badd Blood. Once again, the Hart Foundation turned the night upside-down … but the World Wrestling Federation struck back in kind. Owen Hart recaptured the vacant Intercontinental Championship, albeit with help from Stone Cold Steve Austin. But Davey Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paige Drags Alberto Del Rio To Warped Tour

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:00
Holmdel, NJ – WWE Supserstars Paige and Alberto Del Rio spent their entire Sunday at Warped Tour, the annual touring punk rock music festival. The real-life couple have been searching for things to do together outside of the wrestling world for some time and when the opportunity to see many of her favorite bands, Paige purchased tickets. Del Rio initially Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36
Crapper Drew wrote: During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) Continue Reading...
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