WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Someone Bought This: He’s a manager?

7 Submitted by on Wed, 02 December 2015, 02:00
Our friends at LJN seem to think that Mean Gene Oklerlund is a manager. If I’m a wrestler, do I really want Gene Okerlund managing my career and giving me career advice and guidance? “Gene, I have to face Hulk Hogan for the title tonight! You’re my manager so what’s the best strategy to avoid the leg drop and beat Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Taped from… somewhere, it’s NWO Saturday Night!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 01 December 2015, 02:00
In 1997 the NWO was the hottest thing in wrestling, so they got their own weekly segment on WCW Saturday Night called… NWO Saturday Night. It looks like they filmed it right in the middle of a taping of TNA Impact, but no; it’s just an empty arena (I know- “What’s the difference?”). The concept was kind of funny.. for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Irate Fans Swear They’ll Only Buy A Few Shirts From WWE’s Website

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2015, 08:00
Henderson, NV – Diehard wrestling fans Colby Cooper and Bryson St. James have vowed that despite totally and utterly hating everything WWE has done in the past year, they will only buy a small amount of shirts off of the WWE website. The college sophomores scanned the Shop WWE website in hopes of finding good deals for just a few Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ugly “All-Over” Hulk Hogan sweatshirt

7 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2015, 02:00
Straight from a late 80’s WWF catalog, it’s the “all over” Hulk Hogan sweatshirt. I think they call it that because if you’re a woman and you wear it out in public, your chances of ever procreating are in fact all over. Seriously; this thing looks like something some poor kid’s mom made at home using supplies from the Arts And Crafts Continue Reading...
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Induction: Survivor Series Substitutes – Knights in Shawn’s Service

58 Submitted by on Thu, 26 November 2015, 20:00
As long as there has been a Survivor Series, there have been replacement team members in the elimination matches. When you have eight or ten men booked in the same match, you’re bound to lose one or two to injury or pink slips by the time the pay-per-view rolls around. It’s a staple of the WWF’s annual Survivor Series pay-per-view Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you love wrestling and formal attire, this is the perfect accessory for you!

3 Submitted by on Tue, 24 November 2015, 02:00
Impress your boss at your next important business meeting with this WWE Branded Logo Neck Tie from the Wrestling Superstore!  I’d love to see a lawyer in a big-time legal case wear this baby to court. LICENSE TO WIN THE CASE!  Even by “wrestling-themed formal wear” standards that is one UG-LEE tie…...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE previews their hot new video game!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 23 November 2015, 05:25
“Join The WWE Fun Club today, Roman!”. Whoa! This WWE TLC video game looks awesome! It must use that Blast Processing I’ve heard so much about… Wait, no… They’re not advertising a video game, but yet another meaningless WWE Pay-Per-View that is sure to disappoint everyone. Oh well…. Hey, instead of paying $9.99 a month for The WWE Network, why not buy access to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Best Of WCW In The 1990’s? How could that possibly be bad?…

8 Submitted by on Sun, 22 November 2015, 02:00
From the WCW Worldwide Blog comes this gem of a video tape. In 2000 if you subscribed to WCW Magazine you could get this The Best Of The 1990’s tape FREE!  It features 7 solid-to-great matches. The catch? Each match is edited down to about 5 minutes! The entire tape runs for 40 minutes including “Bonus footage of the women of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! The Gobbledy Gooker is on a t-shirt!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 November 2015, 20:18
Crapper Sean writes: At long last, a shirt dedicated to the Gobbledy Gooker is here! I love how the site’s description of the character; even WWE knows they screwed up with this one. Said description also mentioned the possibility of the world’s 1st grappling dinosaur initially being a possibility of being in that egg….I think I’m a little sad now Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game

31 Submitted by on Fri, 20 November 2015, 02:00
Who cares about real hockey when you can play with The WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Tabletop Hockey Game?! Okay, so it’s basically Foosball. But Foosball is fun! I love the customized hockey sticks that match each character perfectly. Did any of you Crappers have this toy? Do you still have it? P.S- I feel like I’ve seen that packaging artwork somewhere else… maybe decades later… Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sunny on Singled Out – Behold the Glory That is PAT (Because He is Apparently All That)!

38 Submitted by on Thu, 19 November 2015, 20:00
MTV, 1996 Suggested by Fellow Crapper Chad Adams! We come up with induction ideas in all kinds of different ways here at WrestleCrap.com.  Sometimes it’s dumb stuff I remember from when I first started watching (1985 or so), sometimes I comb through Gooker award losers, sometimes I just find something stupid on the WWE Network.  My favorite way of getting Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars oatmeal cookies

24 Submitted by on Thu, 19 November 2015, 02:00
Here’s an obscure food product that I didn’t know existed until today. WWF Superstars Oatmeal Cookies made by Salerno. Oh yes! Delicious cookies shaped like Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and 8 others! HUNKA-HUNKA-HONKEY TONK MAN COOKIES!!! DOUBLY DELICIOUS DUSTY RHODES COOKIES! Did any of you Crappers ever get these? How were they? If they weren’t available in chocolate I’m going Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “You fans can click it, brother!” with the Hulk Hogan camera

14 Submitted by on Tue, 17 November 2015, 02:00
Capture those special moments in life with the Hulk Hogan camera from the early 90’s. Pfft, who needs some expensive digital camera when you can just use this all the time? Check out these boffo special features: Color Camera impints Hulk Hogan on every Photo 110 Focus Free – Easy to use – Flash Ready Light Pocket Size – No Adjustments, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Wyatts Go Shopping

16 Submitted by on Mon, 16 November 2015, 08:00
Possum Bluff, FL –This past weekend, the Wyatt family ventured from their backwoods compound To prepare for their battle against Undertaker and Kane at Survivor Series. Luke Harper, Eric Rowan, and Braun Strowman climbed into Bray Wyatt’s 1998 Dodge Caravan. “Don’t forget to buckle your seats, boys,” said Bray, adjusting his rearview mirror. All three silently complied as Harper turned Continue Reading...
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