Mr. Wrestlemania is now Mr. Pardonedmania.

Find out how the Heatbreak Kid received a pardon in Headlies!

Wrestlecrap goes to the book fair, as middle-school bodysnatcher Jake Sherman works himself into a shoot.

New induction!

The Bullet Club is back, but they need a new name.

Let’s put our heads together and come up with some suggestions in Headlies!

The Match – The Movie?  Forgetaboutit!

Let’s Talk the SCRIPT – The Movie in a Super-Sized Dissection of No Holds Barred!

A 36,000 Word (!!!!) Induction Special!

Trump supporters are going to the WWE Hall Of Fame.

If they can find it.

Grab a map and try to figure it out in Headlies!

2020 Sure Sucked…and So Did Some of Its Pro Wrestling!

Help Us Decide the Very Worst of the Very Worst With Your 2020 Gooker Award Vote!

Things are really starting to cook at Legends Night.

Find out how Randy Orton lights Moppy’s world on fire in Headlies.

Reynolds vs. Russo…one more time!

Get to clickin’, Bro!

What is Sammy Guevara doing?

We triple dog dare you to read Headlies and find out!

All things Mandalorian! RD & Blade Show 55 is now on Patreon!

Exclusively on Patreon!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

Christmas with RD, Blade, Angry Jim, and an actual WWE Superstar!

WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here!

It’s a very Meh-rry Christmas when Santa With Muscles is involved.

See what WWE has in store for this holiday season in Headlies!

It’s that one time a year we don’t cover wrestling…but crappy Christmas movies instead!

A Very Brady Christmas…INDUCTED!

Brandi Rhodes should have called The General and saved some time.

It’s the confrontation we’ve all been waiting for and you can only read about it in Headlies!

Two hopeless nobodies compete to be sports entertainers.

Is it a lost season of Tough Enough?

No, it’s Kenny vs. Spenny – now inducted!

It’s not a perfect game…but it’s not a blood bath either, so that’s a plus.

WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here!

It’s WCW vs. GLOW.

You wouldn’t think this would be the SEXIEST Family Feud ever…but somehow, it is!

NEW INDUCTION!

AEW is coming out with a new video game and it will scare the pants off you!

Get ready to face your fears in a brand new Headlies!

We’ve counted all the votes…

…now it’s time to throw away that calculator!

The Backlund campaign augments this website in our newest induction!

Chat Full Gear live with RD and friends!

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WrestleCrap needs your vote!

Will Bob Backlund procure an induction?

Yours truly, the readers, get to make the call!

It’s time to enter the most haunted place in America: The Impact Zone!

“Cross The Line” into the paranormal with Headlies!

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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

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Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

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In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

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WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

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Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...
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The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport – Issue #1: Day Of The Dead

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There are many iconic events in professional wrestling’s long, illustrious history: Wrestlemania III, Bash At The Beach 1996, Survivor Series 1997 … the list is endless. Every event is promoted as amazing, can’t-miss, unique, one of a kind. We all know that’s hyperbole. Not every event can be that important. By definition, there is only one night that can be Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

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San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A CD single that’s American Made!

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Look what I found on Amazon! A Hulk Hogan American Made CD single. I think it was something sent to radio stations in the desperate hope that it would get some kind of radio airplay. I love how happy Hulk looks holding that guitar. HappyHulkRocksOut.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! The song is from his album “Hulk Rules” which you Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WrestleMania 32 – 2016 Gooker Award Winner

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WWE, 2016 Many years ago, I more or less had a nervous breakdown.  And many of you reading this today bore witness to it as it happened on air. Prior to a WrestleCrap Radio episode that I wish I could forget (amazingly even more than the others), I was discussing the itinerary with my co-host, Mr. Blade Braxton.  If you’ve Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part III)

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Missed the first two installments? Read Part I and Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 16 August 2007 After the bloodbath at Hard Justice, strangely neither Eric Young, nor Robert Roode are seen at the IMPACT Zone in person. Roode appears in a segment “RECORDED EARLIER” — he is seen approaching Frankie Kazarian in the backstage area. In his usual oily business-manner, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance

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Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: “Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance” This may be a little obscure, but would be a fitting submission for Veteran’s Day. It’s a clip from a territory featuring a young Marine (with a noticeable Southern accent) by the name of Brian Armstrong. That’s right! The Road Dogg was a devil dog! He even served in Desert Storm. Continue Reading...
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And the 2016 Gooker Award Winner Is…

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The votes were counted, tabulated, and all that goofy electoral stuff. Y’all made it very clear what you viewed as the worst of the worst in 2016. And coming on January 26, 2016, we will induct your choice. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 Gooker Award Winner is… Ack.  WrestleMania 32.  The show that never, ever, ever ended. Now if you’ll Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part II)

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Missed Part I? Read it here! Onto Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 19 July 2007 This episode cold-opens on one of the backstage areas on The Impact Zone; it is not well-lit, and the piles of equipment create many shadowed alcoves. A graphic in the corner reads “RECORDED EARLIER”. Two voices can be heard, one male, one female. “You know what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

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Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer. The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Continue Reading...
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Induction: MexAmerica – Their chief export was apathy

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WWE, 2015 When WWE brought José Alberto Rodríguez, the former Dos Caras Jr., into the company, their hope was to create a Mexican superstar who could draw a Latino audience even after Rey Mysterio retired. Unfortunately, the renamed Alberto Del Río did not work out as hoped, being nowhere near as popular as Rey-Rey, even during his brief run as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Create A WWE Superstar Mr. America Hulk Hogan figure

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It’s a WWE Hulk Hogan / Mr. American Create A WWE Superstar figure! Remember when Hulk Hogan put on a mask and became Mr. America so he could tiptoe around being suspended by Vince McMahon who he was feuding with? Yeah, it was pretty stupid. And here’s a figure to celebrate that gimmick. They don’t mention the Mr. American name Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part I)

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(Jed’s note: The official year of #RTB10 officially kicks off with a brand new RTB, by a brand new author! Chris French is the man responsible for this. If you have any feedback for him, leave it in the comments; he’s promised to be responsive. Just be constructive on the new guy, eh? We want him to stick around. Also, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Jetsons & WWE Robo-Wrestlemania trailer

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Crapper Paul S. writes: WWE’s animated films continue to get more bizarre. Really why are Hanna-Barbera’s non-Scooby Doo characters only showing up in WWE projects. On the plus side this plot set-up actually feels more like a movie than “Stone-Age Smackdown” which felt more like a cute idea for a Wrestling themed episode painfully stretched out to feature length. Well, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party

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Las Cruces, NM – Former WWE Superstar Alberto Del Rio is once again in trouble with the law after assaulting another person in a Ninja Turtles costume. Las Cruces Sheriff Benjamin Munoz described the scene, saying “It’s just awful. I can’t recall ever seeing such a random and senseless act of violence. There were foam sais, nunchucks, and bos everywhere.” Continue Reading...
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