WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

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  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
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  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Commodore magazine cover

2 Submitted by on Sun, 20 December 2015, 02:00
Look what I found on this Commodore 64 website. It’s a a Commodore magazine featuring Hulk Hogan and The Blues Brothers strangling Bart Simpson. Maybe they picked up some strangling tips from Homer? Or maybe The Blues Brothers are trying to save Bart from Hulk’s clutches? Someone needs to make a Bart and The Blues Brothers vs. Hulk Hogan and Man Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “O Sycho Sid”

6 Submitted by on Sat, 19 December 2015, 15:37
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a church choir singing a Christmas Song about Sid killing people. Also look for the Freddie Blassie cameo at the end. You know, I was having a pretty lousy day until this submission from Paul came in and it seriously cheered me right up! A beautiful choir singing a timeless traditional Christmas song with new lyrics Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Fink loves the new, weird Undertaker figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2015, 13:26
Howard Finked talks about the new Mattel Undertaker Defining Moments action figure (buy it through this link and help support the site, Crappers!) and I have some random thoughts: Fink could read the phone book and sound awesome doing it. I can’t believe they’re celebrating 25 years of The Undertaker by releasing a figure commemorating how he looked in a very forgettable, heatless Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bryan & Vinny recap TNA’s Silent Night, Bloody Night match!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2015, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Gather around and grab some cocoa as Bryan Alvarez and Vince Verhie discuss the infamous TNA Christmas show from 2007. Specifically the “Silent Night: Deadly Night” match featuring a tree made of barbed wire! A new holiday classic! I love Bryan’s recap of this match so much! Is it any wonder why R.D inducted this? What Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO Hotline is expensive- Jeff Katz has to eat too, you know!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 16 December 2015, 02:00
From The WCW Worldwide blog comes this 1997 ad for the NWO Hotline! And it only costs $1.59 a minute! Not $1.59 for the first minute and $.99 for each additional minute- just $1.59 a minute, period! If I may quote Bryan Alvarez- “No buys!”. Thanks to the stupid font I read that one name as “The Homad” instead of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TLC Inspires Fandango To Change His Character

6 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following the events of last night’s TLC, WWE Superstar Fandango has decided that he should change his character from a dancer to a table. Fandango, whose popularity peaked at the Raw after Wrestlemania 29, has fallen out of favor with the fans and has languished at the bottom of the card. Watching the TLC pay-per-view at home Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bushwhackers Hongi shirt from 1994

12 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Believe it or don’t – I bought this shirt back 1994 or 1995. And somewhere in a box in my mother’s attic photographs exist of me wearing this while standing beside Savio Vega and Jimmy Del Ray. What kid… Any age… Any year… Buys a Bushwackers shirt over any other wrestler on the roster? Someone who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Classy Hulk Hogan photo clock

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Alexander Slocum writes: Hey guys I love the site and thought you would appreciate this. I work at a small computer shop and a co-worker who knows that I’m a wrestling fan left this on my workbench. His gf’s father buys contents of abandoned storage space like on Storage Wars. He was assisting him with inventory and discovered this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Destination America Sends Bryan Alvarez to…

5 Submitted by on Sat, 12 December 2015, 13:44
Crapper Paul S. writes: The days of TNA’s Run on Destination America waning. While the TNA/Destination America partnership has failed to make an Impact it did provide one of the funniest moments of Bryan and Vinny Show history in which “Death of WCW” co-author Bryan Alvarez asks Destination America a simple question and gets an unexpected answer. Cap’n O.G Readmore Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF bookmarks courtesy of Coliseum Video

4 Submitted by on Sat, 12 December 2015, 02:00
When you’re reading the new The Death Of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition, at some point you’re going to have to stop reading to eat, or sleep, or perhaps go to the bathroom. You can use these handy WWF bookmarks from Coliseum Video featuring Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, and The Undertaker to mark your place in the book so you don’t Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A classic WCW moment immortalized on a piece of art

7 Submitted by on Fri, 11 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: An artist was showing off some of his Malcolm X paintings on his facebook. However, take a look over his shoulder at something else more of interest to wrestlecrappers. Left to right, it is the entire cast of the “Hulk Hogan, we;re com in for you nigga” moment. So, L-R, Stevie Ray, Gene, Sherri, Booker T. I love it! Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kevin Federline vs. John Cena – Platinum-selling rapper vs. K-Fed

36 Submitted by on Thu, 10 December 2015, 20:03
WWE, 2006 It’s rare for WWE to recruit a mainstream celebrity so reviled that the general public thinks the wrestling organization is lowering its standards by associating itself with such riff-raff. Prepare to take a trip back to the alien world of 2006, when John Cena was still cheered by some adult males, and being married to Britney Spears entitled Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

15 Submitted by on Wed, 09 December 2015, 02:00
I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Declining WWE Ratings Tied To Lack Of Mike Adamle

12 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2015, 08:00
Hartford, CT – After several months, $2.3 million spent on research, and countless work-hours, WWE has discovered that their currently decline in ratings can be directly tied to the lack of Mike Adamle on their shows. Adamle, who once served as an interview, announcer and as Raw GM, was let go by the company in 2008. The ramifications of that firing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wacky Wrestling cards are unlike anything you’ve ever seen…

4 Submitted by on Sun, 06 December 2015, 02:00
I found a set of Wacky Wrestling trading cards on this Wrestling Card Collecting website and they are pretty interesting to say the least! They’re unlicensed cards made by Topps (yes, them) and released in Ireland in 1993. They feature pictures taken at WWF and WCW house shows over several years with funny cartoon speech bubbles added. Nowhere on the cards Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jerry Lawler’s Slamburgers- fast food fit for a King!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 03 December 2015, 02:00
In the mid-70’s Jerry Lawler lent his name a burger restaurant called Smashburger in Memphis, Tennessee and there’s the menu. If I was in Memphis in the 70’s, I would be all over this place like white on rice! And check out those prices! Everything is so cheap that you could in fact eat like a King! Sadly it is closed and Continue Reading...
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