Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

WWE just announced who is on the cover for 2K20 and it’s a real Boss decision.

Vince and Co. make a Bank Statement in an all-new Headlies!

It’s WXO Wrestling –

If you don’t got it, get it.

If you don’t get it, read this new induction!

Braun Strowman is feeling a little peckish.

Watch your fingers and read all about it in Headlies.

Impact Battles WWE with a Match You Can’t See.

TNA Gotta TNA!

NEW INDUCTION!

If you thought the Avengers fighting Thanos was intense, just wait until you see what Marvel has in store for R-Truth and Drake Maverick!

Grab some popcorn and read all about it in Headlies!

Forget Extreme Rules. WCW went extreme before extreme wasn’t family-friendly!

Censor? I hardly know her!

New induction!

The Fat Lady Sings…for Hulk Hogan AND WCW!

Another infamous Nitro moment…INDUCTED!

WWE wishes the WWE Universe the best of luck in their future endeavors.

Find out who is going to be watching Raw and Smackdown this week in an all-new Headlies!

There’s only one duo worthy of being called Tag Team Champions of the Universe!

But here’s the Headbangers.

New induction!

The fate of 205 Live will be determined by Karate Fighters.

The 90’s are finally back and they’re in Headlies!

WrestleCrap Joins Forces with Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie for a Live Riff of the 1987 Slammys!

Get to clickin’!

Sure, everyone is a star if they come out of a box, but what about a giant boot?

Velveteen Dream is ready to stomp out the competition in Headlies!

It’s Shawn Michaels as Yoda.

More, need we say?

Avengers of Justice….INDUCTED!!!

Marko and Logan Stunt are having a family picnic.

It would be a shame if someone decided to chop it.

It’s a complete clusterhug…

Bayley: This is your life – inducted!

It’s a rematch 34 years in the making!

Find out how WWE is going to recreate the Wrestlemania I main event in Saudi Arabia in an all-new Headlies!

AEW adds another Hall Of Famer to All Out.

Find out who the “man of the hour, too sweet to be sour” is in a brand-new Headlie, brother!

Ever seen a steel cage match? How about a blindfold match?

Let’s combine them into a colossal cluster crap!

Gotta be TNA – and it’s gotta be a NEW WrestleCrap induction!

RD and Blade are back from Starrcast II…with a million stories to tell!

WrestleCrap Radio 283 is here!

The #1 tag team in developmental just debuted on the main roster…

…as complete jokes! Sound familiar?

What’s old is new again in a new induction!

Lacey Evans took on her greatest foe last night.

No, not Becky Lynch. A revolving door!

Put on your walking shoes and head on over to Headlies!

WrestleCrap and Bill Apter and Blue Meanie and Wrestling with Wregret and Botchamania TOGETHER!

Starrcast II in Las Vegas – We Want to Meet YOU!

Click to get ALL the details!

Want to know why Raw ratings are plummeting?

RD Reynolds has his theory in a NEW Induction!

No bull!

Sick of Raw? Why not take a break!

Bobby Heenan joins Gorilla and Sean on Bingo Break – new induction!

The treatment of The Revival is bad and it’s about to get worse.

Get ready for Vince and his sense of humor in an all-new Headlie!

The briefcases for Money In The Bank are missing!

Find out what happens when WWE doesn’t pay their taxes in a brand new Headlie!

It’s a dream come true!  Mike Tyson WRESTLES!

And…WWE doesn’t even promote it!

So dumb…any question it would wind up as a NEW INDUCTION?

Robert Roode! Eli Cottonwood! Mustaches!

It’s a lip-broom battle for the ages in Headlies!

Imagine a wrestler who acts like a black man. Sound interesting?

What if I told you he’s actually white!

The groundbreaking Slam Master J gets inducted.

You thought The Viking Experience was a bad name? Just wait until you see what they’re called now.

It’s Greek Week for Ivar and Erik in a brand-new Headlie!

Apparently being a neon creep walking around a junkyard made you a good guy in the WWF of 1992

The Crush Intro Vignettes are Chronicled in a NEW Induction!

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

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YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Throw Mickie From The Train – You Didn’t Tie Her to the Tracks? FAIL

50 Submitted by on Thu, 23 June 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2014 This here website loves Mickie James. I dare say that no single person in the business has been mentioned more by us; we’ve been doing WrestleCrap Radio for over ten years, and in nearly every episode she has been referenced.  While Blade Braxton obviously obsesses over the poor girl, I just find her to seemingly be a Continue Reading...
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“Earthquake” John Tenta Tribute

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June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006 John Tenta was my friend. Actually, let me rephrase that – John Tenta was our friend, a friend to everyone who ever visited this site. He was probably a friend to everyone he ever met. He was a good, good man, one to whom I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never fully Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

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Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

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Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Famous moments depicted in 16-bit

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Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Last year, you posted reader Brendan Docherty’s parody showing what a modern WWE game would’ve looked like in the 16-bit era. Now he’s made a video depicting famous incidents from wrestling history in 16-bit graphics, including Wrestlecrap moments like the Shockmaster’s fall, and Big Bossman stealing the coffin of Big Show’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy At UFC 200

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 June 2016, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After days of speculation, rumors, and false reports, UFC officials have announced that WWE Superstar and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar will be taking on none other than Matt Hardy. UFC President Dana White unveiled the blockbuster match with both competitors at a press conference in Las Vegas. “We want UFC 200 to be the biggest Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Bungee Cord Match – If You Like Dangling Feet, This is the Match For You!

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Global Wrestling Federation, 1992 It’s somewhat amazing that after over sixteen years of running WrestleCrap.com, I still come upon horrible matches, stupid angles, and ridiculous characters I’ve never seen.  The bout I’m inducting today falls into that category.  It’s not that I’d never heard of it; as a guy running a site about the very worst in pro wrestling, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The One” Billy Gunn is with you Step By Step!

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Oh, you didn’t know? “The One” Billy Gunn’s theme song totally gels with the Step By Step opening credits montage. MrAssPatrickDuffy.com! I bet that URL might possibly be taken (ew…). I wonder if R.D ever ran into these people on one of his trips…. to the theme park? Oh yeah, and Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in- someone also did Continue Reading...
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Exclusive Preview of Titan Screwed: Lost Smiles, Stunners, and Screwjobs – The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The WWF in 1997-98

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Hey there fellow Crappers! It’s been quite some time since I’ve contributed anything to WrestleCrap aside from the year-ending, and often contention-causing, Look Back In Horror countdowns. Indeed, a couple of years back, I began focusing more time on regular work with Fighting Spirit Magazine, as well as venturing into the book market. Through much of 2015 and early into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Captain America Joins The NWO

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(Today’s Headlie was guest written by Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul!) New York, NY– Readers of the new “Captain America: Steve Rogers” were shocked by the comic’s ending which featured Captain America leg-dropping fellow superhero Jack Flagg before tearing off his costume to reveal a black and white NWO T-shirt before raising his hand in the air and uttering the “Too Continue Reading...
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UPDATED!!!!! NOW WITH VIDEO!!!! BREAKING NEWS: WrestleCrap Radio Episode 260!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 18:24
Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they spend an entire HOUR dissecting every second of the comic tragedy of Broken Matt and Brother Nero! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here! OR!!!!! You can WATCH it as the very great Sean Breeding Entertainment has spliced everything together in VIDEO form for us!  We cannot Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Saga of Matt Hardy and Lita and Kane: You people found this less awful than the Diva Search?!

33 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:59
Nary a year goes by without a wedding taking place in a wrestling ring. This year, Bully Ray tried to tie the knot with Brooke Hogan. Last year, it was Daniel Bryan being jilted at the altar by AJ Lee. Wrestling weddings are so commonplace and so consistently wacky that, frankly, about the only thing you would never expect from Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

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TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies

52 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:01
Thought this couldn’t get any better?  Try this new DIRECTOR’S CUT.  Holy crap this is great. And by great, I more WrestleCraptastic! There’s also a MUSIC VIDEO of it you can find here. Really not sure what is more offensive – a ‘baby’ being thrown as a distraction, Matt’s hair, or the horrendous editing in this clip. Please make the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

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Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW’s Asylum match – La Cage aux Folles

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WCW, 2000 As I’m sure you all know, it was way back in the 1880s that Ferdinand von Lindemann and Karl Weierstrass proved in their eponymous theorem that you can’t square a circle. Still, that hasn’t stopped wrestling announcers from calling the ring a “squared circle” anyway for the past century or so. This week’s induction, however, gave new meaning Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Trailer

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Crapper Sean writes The trailer for the WWE’s next animated crossover with Wacky Races, er I mean Scooby-Doo! Not sure how to sum it up except with this one line… I like puppets-Undertaker 2016. I love how LOS MATADORES are in this…despite the fact one member was released and the other two are now travel agents or whatever the hell Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Gets Into The Dessert Business

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Bakersville, TN – TNA Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter announced this morning that TNA will now be getting into the dessert and baked goods business. “These past few months have been awful stressful and I needed to take my mind off things,” said Carter from the kitchen of her new facility. “So I decided to start baking. It’s real relaxing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Afa and Albano on Miami Vice – Capt. Lou Takes Chokeholds Too Far

15 Submitted by on Thu, 26 May 2016, 20:00
NBC, 1987 Text by Guest Author LeVar Ravel It was the 1980s. America had fallen in love with a sharp-dressed detective in sunglasses and his racial minority sidekick fighting bad guys, with heaping helpings of drugs, murder, and mayhem all amidst the sunbaked glitz of Miami. You know the show. What you may not know is that there was actually Continue Reading...
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