Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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INDUCTION: Great American Bash 2012 – The Least American Bash of All Time!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 05 July 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2012 The original Great American Bash of 1985  is one of my earliest memories of professional wrestling. As I’ve noted before in other inductions, I’ve always been a fan of events taking into account holidays.  When you think about it, what is more apropos of pro wrestling than the United States’ Independence Day, which takes place on the 4th Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: All American Undertaker!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 04 July 2018, 08:48
In celebration of the 4th of July, here’s a goofy segment in which the Undertaker joins the All Americans prior to Survivor Series 1993.  While Taker bedecked with a Betsy Ross flag is the notable centerpiece, pay attention to Lex Luger’s reaction – he celebrates like he just won his first world title! Have a great 4th, everyone!...
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WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 July 2018, 08:00
  Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bad Guys – Sometimes, it’s good to be bad. Not this time, but sometimes.

10 Submitted by on Thu, 28 June 2018, 21:37
Movie, 1986 It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Dave Atkins is driving his pickup truck when the fuzz gets on his tail. With siren wailing, a police officer pursues him through the suburban LA streets on a motorcycle. Fighting traffic and the terrible glare that shows up in many of the shots, Dave thinks he has lost the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 205 Live Roster To Fight Over Money In The Bank Coin Purse

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 June 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – At a locker room meeting with the wrestlers from 205 Live, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that they would be participating in their own Money In The Bank Ladder match. The locker room buzzed with excitement, the possibilities of incredible high spots and daring aerial moves flying through their heads. The Luchadores huddled together immediately while Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #274!!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 June 2018, 09:47
RD and Blade are back to talk reverse vasectomies, the Flexing Dutch Oven, the return of David Arquette, and a great new charity drive, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Thanks to you, we are now doing guaranteed monthly shows!  Help us out, won’t you? Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Amnesia Barry Darsow – Mr. Hole In One’s Memory Gets Repossessed!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 21 June 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1999 One of the things I really loved about the early days of WrestleCrap.com was the sense of being able to prove to long-time fans that horrible wrestling angles and characters they thought they could have only imagined did in fact exist.  As the site has grown to its current gargantuan state over nearly two decades, it’s tougher to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...
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Induction: The GLOW Pilot – Chat with hot singles (and tag teams) in your area!

31 Submitted by on Thu, 14 June 2018, 23:52
GLOW, 1985 With Netflix’s GLOW series returning for a second season in just a few weeks, it’s time to look back on where it all began: the 1985 pilot for the original women’s wrestling series. Now normally, we at Wrestlecrap leave GLOW alone – not just because we’d end up inducting a different GLOW gimmick every week for years, but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Cleveland Cavaliers Sign Basket Case

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 June 2018, 08:00
Cleveland, OH – Following their devastating sweep at the hands of the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Cavaliers announced that they have signed former WCW star Basket Case. Fielding questions from the press Monday morning, General Manager Koby Altman stated that the signing had been months in the making. “The time to rebuild is now. We Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Basket Case – Boom Crapalappa!

39 Submitted by on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:00
WCW, 2000 This induction has literally been years in the making.  That doesn’t mean it will be good.  It may be horrible.  But I say that it IS something I have been wanting to do for years and could never do so.  Why?  Because I could never find footage of the legendary WCW superstar known as BASKET CASE. Basket Case, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00
Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Poop in the Pool – It’s a fecal matter, baby

20 Submitted by on Thu, 31 May 2018, 20:00
Ohio Valley Wrestling, 2012 If you’ve been a long-time reader of Wrestlecrap, you’ll know that our inductions all tend to fall into one of these seven categories: A. Bad wrestling gimmicks B. Bad wrestling matches C. Bad wrestling events D. Bad wrestling media E. Bad wrestling angles with Kane F. Bad wrestling angles without Kane G. Feces Now, to see Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Observes Memorial Day By Remembering Forgotten Angles

6 Submitted by on Mon, 28 May 2018, 08:00
Richmond, VA – In honor of Memorial Day, WWE remembered various wrestling angles that have been forgotten over the years. The entire Raw locker room gathered on stage in front of the live audience. Several Superstars sported black armbands and commemorative shirts with “#ForgottenAngles”. Members of the WWE Universe removed their hats and solemnly bowed their heads. A beautiful tribute Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eric Bischoff vs. Larry Zybszko – Yes, Kids, THIS Was Bret Hart’s WCW Debut

35 Submitted by on Thu, 24 May 2018, 14:44
WCW, 1997 I’m sure you’ve heard the news. Well, I guess maybe you haven’t, if for instance you’re not following me on Facebook, or on Twitter, or haven’t listened to the latest version of WrestleCrap Radio. Or, I guess, if you somehow can only look at the bottom 80% of your screen. If that’s the case, look up silly. Or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Nobility Attends The Royal Wedding

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 May 2018, 08:00
  Windsor, UK – The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a fairy tale event complete with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect from royalty. While the ceremony at Windsor Castle featured several celebrities in the crowd such as Oprah, George Clooney, and Serena Williams, multiple aristocrats were there as well. Along with King Vitamin and Continue Reading...
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Induction: King of the Ring for NES – Throne in the garbage

39 Submitted by on Thu, 17 May 2018, 20:00
Video game, 1993 I have to admit that when it comes to video game consoles, I’ve never been an early adopter. Growing up, we always clung to our old systems well past the point when game developers stopped supporting it. We were a Super Nintendo household until Christmas 1997, and resisted upgrading from a Playstation to a Playstation 2 until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes To Take On “Doink” At All In

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 May 2018, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Wrestling fans were stunned yesterday when Cody Rhodes announced that he would be facing WWF legend Doink The Clown in the main event of All In. All In, an independent wrestling event put together by former WWE star Cody Rhodes, has received incredible amounts of attention. Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Marty Scurll, and Rey Mysterio will Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio: Episode 273!

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 May 2018, 21:43
Well well well…it seems Eric Bischoff has started a new podcast, and immediately gone on the attack on your old buddy and old pal, RD Reynolds.   RD & Blade Braxton discuss this turn of events in a breaking news version of WrestleCrap Radio – and announce that yes, they will meet Bischoff face to face in Chicago this Labor Day weekend! Again, this Continue Reading...
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