Sure, everyone is a star if they come out of a box, but what about a giant boot?

Velveteen Dream is ready to stomp out the competition in Headlies!

It’s Shawn Michaels as Yoda.

More, need we say?

Avengers of Justice….INDUCTED!!!

Marko and Logan Stunt are having a family picnic.

It would be a shame if someone decided to chop it.

It’s a complete clusterhug…

Bayley: This is your life – inducted!

It’s a rematch 34 years in the making!

Find out how WWE is going to recreate the Wrestlemania I main event in Saudi Arabia in an all-new Headlies!

AEW adds another Hall Of Famer to All Out.

Find out who the “man of the hour, too sweet to be sour” is in a brand-new Headlie, brother!

Ever seen a steel cage match? How about a blindfold match?

Let’s combine them into a colossal cluster crap!

Gotta be TNA – and it’s gotta be a NEW WrestleCrap induction!

RD and Blade are back from Starrcast II…with a million stories to tell!

WrestleCrap Radio 283 is here!

The #1 tag team in developmental just debuted on the main roster…

…as complete jokes! Sound familiar?

What’s old is new again in a new induction!

Lacey Evans took on her greatest foe last night.

No, not Becky Lynch. A revolving door!

Put on your walking shoes and head on over to Headlies!

WrestleCrap and Bill Apter and Blue Meanie and Wrestling with Wregret and Botchamania TOGETHER!

Starrcast II in Las Vegas – We Want to Meet YOU!

Click to get ALL the details!

Want to know why Raw ratings are plummeting?

RD Reynolds has his theory in a NEW Induction!

No bull!

Sick of Raw? Why not take a break!

Bobby Heenan joins Gorilla and Sean on Bingo Break – new induction!

The treatment of The Revival is bad and it’s about to get worse.

Get ready for Vince and his sense of humor in an all-new Headlie!

The briefcases for Money In The Bank are missing!

Find out what happens when WWE doesn’t pay their taxes in a brand new Headlie!

It’s a dream come true!  Mike Tyson WRESTLES!

And…WWE doesn’t even promote it!

So dumb…any question it would wind up as a NEW INDUCTION?

Robert Roode! Eli Cottonwood! Mustaches!

It’s a lip-broom battle for the ages in Headlies!

Imagine a wrestler who acts like a black man. Sound interesting?

What if I told you he’s actually white!

The groundbreaking Slam Master J gets inducted.

You thought The Viking Experience was a bad name? Just wait until you see what they’re called now.

It’s Greek Week for Ivar and Erik in a brand-new Headlie!

Apparently being a neon creep walking around a junkyard made you a good guy in the WWF of 1992

The Crush Intro Vignettes are Chronicled in a NEW Induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: “Celebrate VD With Goldust” Event Goes Horribly Wrong

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 February 2019, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – A Valentine’s Day event featuring WWE Superstar Goldust descended in to chaos due to a misprinting of the invitations. What was supposed to be a family-friendly event filled with art projects and candy turned in to a hook-up party full of swingers and perverts. Unfortunately, an error in prouction that shortened “Valentine’s Day” to “VD” let to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb “Bomb Squad” shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2019, 02:00
Adam Bomb was a heel whose gimmick was that.. um. .. he survived a nuclear explosion (or something). Then he turned face, threw little Nerf football “bombs”… …into the audience, and got his own “Bomb Squad” t-shirt. I guess his fans were called The Bomb Squad? I don’t really remember that, but whatever....
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Induction: Giant Gonzalez on Baywatch – The Pelican Bikini Brief

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 February 2019, 21:41
Thanks to internet streaming services, it’s becoming easier and easier to piece together entire stretches of one’s childhood. Whether it be a whole TGIF lineup from the early 90s or a Saturday afternoon of syndicated television from the early 90s, there’s no limit to the kinds of memories a person can relive through the likes of Netflix and Hulu, provided Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Starrcast Adds “Insulted By Sunny” Package

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 February 2019, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – Starrcast, the smash-hit wrestling convention, has started to announce guests and events for this year’s festivities. While fans have been buzzing about meeting Sting, Bret Hart, and Jerry “The King” Lawler, the biggest news has revolved around an intimate opportunity with WWE Hall Of Famer Sunny. “Last year’s Starrcast was amazing and this year is shaping Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dress for your little girl (?)

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 February 2019, 02:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog posted a 1998 WCW Merchandise Catalog. WCW Nitro Girls dresses for little girls. Now, someone please correct me if I’m wrong but the entire purpose of the Nitro Girls was to give guys something to oogle in -between matches. I can’t imagine that too many 6 year old girls A). Watched wrestling or B). Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Old WWF Lineup Cards – You’ll Be Glad for These Cards Being Subject to Change!

34 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2019, 20:00
Over the years, my passion for professional wrestling has had its peaks and valleys. And I won’t lie – in recent times, it’s been a love on the rocks. There’ve been some cool happenings that have spiked my interest in the last twelve months, no question – the rise of Becky Lynch, the Young Bucks, Cody, and company taking the Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 280!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 07 February 2019, 13:06
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton are back to discuss the latest pro wrestling news…but are derailed by a familiar foe! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mitch The Plant Granted His Release From WWE

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 February 2019, 08:00
Garden City, KS – WWE Superstar and beloved house shrub Mitch The Plant asked for and has been granted his release from WWE. The surprise announcement was made this weekend on WWE.com “We wish Mitch The Plant the best of luck in all of his future endeavors,” it read on WWE’s official website. Many believe that the timing of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: El Gigante shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2019, 02:00
I know this isn’t a very high-resolution image but I can’t find anything better (please shoot me an email if you have or find a better scan of this!). Look in the upper right corner! It’s an El Gigante shirt! I bet WCW sold a cool dozen of these! It’s neat (in a “I can’t believe someone bought that!” sort of Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Crown Jewel – The 2018 Gooker Award Winner

84 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2019, 20:00
Simply put, WWE Crown Jewel was a bad idea from day one. The event, part of a 10-year, twenty-show deal with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, was under fire from the get-go for serving as propaganda for the totalitarian state, its new crown prince Mohammed bin Salman (MbS), and his modernization campaign dubbed, “Saudi Vision 2030”.  One can’t discuss Crown Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kofi Kingston Avoids Royal Rumble Elimination By Jumping Into Another Dimension

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2019, 08:00
Phoenix, AZ – Superstar Kofi Kingston wowed the WWE Universe at last night’s Royal Rumble by avoiding elimination with an incredible act that defied space, time, and logic. Kingston, who has become known for his inventive ways of avoiding elimination, was to the floor by Drew McIntyre. Before he came crashing to the ground, an iridescent vortex formed in the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “The Official WWE Cookbook” War Raiders Recipe Made Entirely Of Hair

5 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have revealed another recipe for the upcoming “Official WWE Cookbook” just in time for the Royal Rumble. The cookbook, which contains recipes such as Dean Ambrosia Salad, Mimosa Joes, Braun Beef Stroganoffman, and Zack Ryder’s Microwave Soup For One, was formally announced by WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Your Royal Rumble party is going Continue Reading...
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Headlies: All Elite Wrestling Signs Joey Ryan’s Penis Druids

6 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2019, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Cody Rhodes, the leader of the newly-formed All Elite Wrestling, proudly announced that they have signed Joey Ryan’s Penis Druids to a 5-year deal. “Wrestling has a long and storied history of having wrestling phalluses,” explained Rhodes. “The Dicks, The Johnsons, JBL. Everyone was talking about the Penis Druids resurrecting Joey Ryan at All In, so it Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Unreleased WWF Superstars cereal box featuring a tag team that licks ’em all!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2019, 02:00
Crapper Another Dave writes: Ran across this this morning- an unreleased WWF Superstars Cereal Box featuring the Bushwhackers! Because I know when I’m trying to keep food down there’s nothing like looking at Luke and Butch! Oh yes! Thinking about Luke and Butch licking random fans sure makes me want to grab a nice bowl of second rate wrestling themed Continue Reading...
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Induction: Battlebowl 1993 – Mean Gene & Fifi’s Lethal Lottery and Chill

24 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2019, 20:31
This induction is dedicated to the late “Mean” Gene Okerlund, whose hijinks and horniness left and indelible mark on this pay-per-view broadcast. WCW made a lot of odd choices throughout its existence, not the least of which was tinkering with its annual Starrcade event, the oldest televised supercard in the wrestling world, by devoting the entire 1991 event to Battlebowl.  Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Vows To Win Gooker Award Next Year

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2019, 08:00
Toronto, ON – An emergency meeting of executives at Anthem Sports was called this weekend to discuss Impact Wrestling’s exclusion from the 2018 Gooker Award nominations. Anthem Sports CEO Leonard Asper addressed the issue among his company’s leaders. “How? How does this happen?” asked Asper. “We’ve worked too long and too hard to just be completely left off the Wrestlecrap Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a Cactus Jacket from Cactus Jack!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 January 2019, 02:00
  Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found out that in 1994 Mick Foley ran a short-lived mail-order Leather Jacket catalog (!). Mick offered leather jackets for both men and women. Unfortunately there wasn’t much interest in the jackets and the business closed down pretty fast. I don’t know much about leather jackets but they look nice to me. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Trying To Dress Lars Sullivan Like The New Year’s Baby

2 Submitted by on Mon, 31 December 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has taken on NXT Superstar Lars Sullivan as a personal project with a time-honored gimmick. “With the McMahon family coming back on Raw and Smackdown, some plans were pushed to the side,” explained McMahon. “Unfortunately, some of those plans included Lars Sullivan. I felt bad for letting him down, but I came up Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred- The shirt!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 December 2018, 02:00
If you’ve read R.D’s induction of No Holds Barred (and if you haven’t, you ought to) then you know the movie is… shall we say…. somewhat flawed. But Vince McMahon must have thought the movie would be really popular because the WWF put out this t-shirt featuring a drawing of Hulk Hogan (as Rip!) glaring at an enraged Zeus. Hulk looks like Continue Reading...
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2018: A LOOK BACK IN HORROR – THE WORST IN WRESTLING!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2018, 20:00
Hello all. Great to see you folks again, for this, my sixth year of writing the Look Back. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that I would even take on the list this year. Since February, I’ve been writing scripts for my good friends at Cultaholic for their YouTube channel, and in April, I would assume many more roles with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Comet The Reindeer Films Shoot Interview For Kayfabe Commentaries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 24 December 2018, 08:00
Newark, NJ – Legendary reindeer Comet sat down this past weekend with Sean Oliver of Kayfabe Commentaries for shoot interview. Comet did not hold back, unleashing years of pent-up frustration and anger at his former colleagues. “Santa’s Workshop would’ve closed down years ago if it wasn’t for me,” said a disgusted Comet. “It’s like those elves get dumber every year Continue Reading...
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Christmas Induction: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – Love This Show? You Won’t After You Read This!

43 Submitted by on Thu, 20 December 2018, 20:33
Television Special, 1964 Christmas time again!  That means but one thing at WrestleCrap.com…we forgo an induction of horrible wrestling to focus on a horrible Christmas movie instead!  It’s a tradition, one that we have now categorized as “Ye Olde Christmas Movies” on the site…access them all by clicking here!  Without any further adieu, let’s dig into another pile of Christmas crap! Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 279 – Merry Christmas, Crappers!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 December 2018, 19:18
Merry Christmas, fellow Crappers!  Blade Braxton and I are back with the annual Christmas show, and it’s a doozie!  Get out the egg nog and get to clickin’! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!  Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

5 Submitted by on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00
A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...
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