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Headlies: WWE Officials Scramble To Find Guests For Raw 25

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 January 2018, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – After a sudden outbreak of the flu affecting most of the guest stars set to appear at the Monday Night Raw 25th Anniversary, WWE officials have been working nonstop to find replacements. “Everybody is sick,” said Stephanie McMahon. “Stone Cold Steve Austin, Trish Stratus, JR, Ric Flair, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels. All of them bed-ridden and feverish and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Everybody has a straight edge price when CM DiBiase comes to town!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 January 2018, 02:00
Oh boy! It’s time for another weird bootleg figure! This one is CM Punk’s body with Ted DiBiase’s head! That sounds like some strange experiment done by a Mad Scientist from a 50’s Sci-Fi B-Movie. “Collect Them All! Let’s Fight!”. No, that’s okay. I’m more of a pacifist wrestling figure collector, thank you very much. “Just For The Superstar”? Wasn’t that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Jinder Mahal, WWE Champion – The 2017 Gooker Award Winner (for real this time)

90 Submitted by on Thu, 18 January 2018, 20:00
It may have been the strangest long-term booking decision in WWE history. Jinder Mahal, career-long underneath guy, would win the WWE’s oldest and most prestigious title and hold it for nearly half a year. Jinder Mahal, who had never once wrestled for any WWE title. Jinder Mahal, who had never once won a match on pay-per-view. Jinder Mahal, who once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Debuts No-Sided Ring

11 Submitted by on Mon, 15 January 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Impact Wrestling shocked both fans and wrestlers this week by completely doing away with all sides of their wrestling ring. Initially, the company announced they were removing their iconic six-sided ring for a more traditional four-sided ring, but a second change was made late Friday night. In place of the traditional ropes, turnbuckles, and mat, wrestlers will Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00
  In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Added To The Women’s Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 January 2018, 08:00
Memphis, TN – In a surprising move, WWE has announced that former head of TNA Wrestling Dixie Carter, will be entering the Women’s Royal Rumble. The shocking announcement stunned the audience and wrestling experts alike who were expecting this to be the introduction of MMA fighter Ronda Rousey. Stephanie McMahon, the defacto leader of the women’s division, introduced Carter on Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: Lose Weight with a TNA Wrestling App!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 07 January 2018, 16:40
Like everyone else, I am looking to lose that weight I picked up over the holidays.  I am thus saddened more than you could ever imagine that this app is no longer available.  I truly believe that Playstation 1 Jeff Hardy could be the Richard Simmons for a new generation. Many thanks to the great Michael Manna for this suggestion! Continue Reading...
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2017 Gooker Award Voting! Pick the Very Worst of the Very Worst!

84 Submitted by on Thu, 04 January 2018, 20:00
2017 is in the books, and thank goodness for that, as it sure did stink! Speaking of reeking, let’s talk for a moment about the least prestigious award in all of professional wrestling: WrestleCrap’s 17th Annual Gooker Award!  Named after the infamous Goobeldy Gooker, this prize goes to the dirt worst storyline, character, or promotional tactic that took place inside or Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: David Flair’s TitanTron- now with 100% more Virgil!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 03 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Avi Krebs writes: There are actually a bunch of these featuring “insert Wrestler’s name here” dubbed with David Flair’s theme music. I argue Virgil’s is the most interesting since it consists mostly of The Wrestling Superstar’s um..highlights from his WWF/E run, including his ill-fated return as Ted DiBiase Jr.’s Bodyguard. Although I believe the first 3 seconds are the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Caught Making Up Names While Talking About Wrestle Kingdom

7 Submitted by on Mon, 01 January 2018, 08:00
Shrewsbury, MA – During an extensive discussion of New Japan Pro Wrestling’s upcoming Wrestle Kingdom 12, it was revealed that longtime wrestling fan Jack Ames has been making up names and facts in order to sound like he knows what he’s talking about. At the weekly meeting of the Super Wrestling Friends Club at the Shrewsbury Buffalo Wild Wings location, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...
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2017: A Look Back In Horror – The Worst In Wrestling!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 28 December 2017, 20:00
Greetings, all. Hope you had a lovely Christmas, or whatever you may celebrate. This is my fifth year in a row writing this list for WrestleCrap, and I consider the final product a pretty fair (albeit subjective) barometer of what was bad in wrestling throughout 2017. Some items were, “Bad, but I smiled.” Others were, “Bad, and I shook my Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Vids

0 Submitted by on Wed, 27 December 2017, 02:00
We thought it would be fun to put all our YouTube videos in one place, so here they be.  And be ready for the new RD and Blade radio progrem! RD Reynolds – Heel Commentator from 1997! A quick glance up at that image may not give you much to work with but look closer.Notice the logo underneath “Neanderthal”? Can’t be, Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Bonkers AXS wrestling commercial

5 Submitted by on Wed, 27 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So between New Japan having it’s first live show in the United States and Bullet Club Merch selling like hotcakes at Hot Topic it’s been a pretty good year for New Japan. But the company’s success in the United States wasn’t always a sure thing and AXS’s first commercial for the product was certainly unique if Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

26 Submitted by on Tue, 26 December 2017, 09:00
In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Cruiserweights Give Enzo Amore A Christmas He’ll Never Forget

1 Submitted by on Mon, 25 December 2017, 08:00
Hackensack, NJ – WWE’s Cruiserweights celebrated the holiday season together much to the chagrin of current Cruiserweight champion Enzo Amore. The stars of 205 Live played in the snow, ice skated, and enjoyed each other’s company. It made Amore sad. “Bah, humbug, yo,” said Amore starring out the window of his leopard-print covered apartment while all the other WWE Cruiserweights Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

14 Submitted by on Mon, 25 December 2017, 01:03
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture

3 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 16:57
As mentioned on the latest WrestleCrap Radio episode, it’s the Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture! It kinda looks like the Uncle of Thing from The Addams Family! Quoting from the website: THE CLAW SCULPTURE Look no further for the perfect gift for that old school wrestling fan on your list! This precise replica of Baron von Raschke’s infamous Claw was Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 268: Happy Black Friday and Merry Christmas!!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 12:05
Much like Batman, WrestleCrap Radio RETURNS with our annual Christmas show!  Plus Black Friday stories are told!  And a pair of your (if you are clinically insane) favorite characters return to the progrem as well! Merry Christmas to all our fellow Crappers!!  Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!  ...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

11 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 08:02
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sycho Sid Is Coming To Town!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: A second carol about Sid Eudy! Clearly Sid is the gift that keeps on giving. Holy cow! Another Sid-themed Christmas song?! This is like some kind of Christmas miracle! I love it! This really puts me in the holiday spirit! (Here’s an alternative link if the above one goes dead)...
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