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Grab a drumstick and read about it in Headlies.

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Celebrate Thanksgiving with the first ever WrestleCrap Radio Turkey Drop!

An all-new episode of the longest-running episodic pro wrestling podcast awaits!

Slow down with that food-eating, Titus!

O’Neil plays the Gobbledy Puker in a new Thanksgiving induction.

Survivor Series has determined a new supreme bran and it’s Saturday Morning Slam!

Tune up the One-Man Rock Band and read about it in Headlies!

Don’t worry kids – RD Reynolds Has Solved All Issues with the NXT Invasion!

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When the weather outside is frightful, think about those in need.

“Let Me In” to a brand new Headlie!

The Sad Tale of the Ultimate Maniacs – How Could a Team This Insanely Awesome Vanish So Quickly?

We examine it in a NEW INDUCTION!

The “Future Of Law Enforcement” made an unexpected appearance at Starrcast.

Read all about it in Headlies!

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Tonight’s card:

Superman vs. Human Trafficking

Plus, Crusher Jones vs. Lacey Pants Larkin

New induction!

Stand Back!

Vince McMahon is here to entertain everyone stuck on the WWE plane.

Boogie down in a brand-new Headlie!

What better way to spend Halloween than going face to face with The Undertaker?

Time for a horrifying book review!

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s Halloween – time for Roddy Piper, Angry Jim, RD, Blade and more to break out the candy corn!

All new episode!

It’s UWF’s Blackjack Brawl 1!

(There was no Blackjack Brawl 2)

New induction!

RD and Blade return to discuss their favorite comic book movies from 2000-2019!

RD & Blade Show Episode 46 is on Patreon…click and join the fun!

Shane O’Mac has a big surprise in store for Crown Jewel.

Set your faces to “stun” and read about it in Headlies!

It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

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Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

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Headlies: Kane Sues Finn Balor for “Demon” Infringement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 September 2016, 08:00
Dover, DE – The trial of the century began today in a Deleware courthouse as WWE Superstar and Director of Operations Kane sues former WWE Universal Champion Finn Balor for gimmick, copyright, and “Demon” infringement. The scene was tense inside of the court house as Kane, who was representing himself, addressed the court. He looked at Balor, then at the judge, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Zeus on The Arsenio Hall Show – Straight Outta Compton!

39 Submitted by on Thu, 15 September 2016, 20:00
Syndicated TV Show, 1989 When I first came up with the idea for WrestleCrap, I kinda had in my back pocket what I knew would make up the core of the site originally.  You had your Shockmaster and your Black Scorpion and your Red Rooster and your Papa Shango and all the other horrible characters you’d expect.  Ridiculous angles?  Those Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Nitro cars! Tiny cars, or giant wrestlers?

8 Submitted by on Tue, 13 September 2016, 11:14
From The PW Torch: “WWE Nitro” launches as new line of racing toys featuring big names WWE and Playmates Toys announced Monday a new line of racing toys centered on arguably the four biggest names available to WWE. The first line of “WWE Nitro” Sprints and Machines features John Cena, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker. “Playmates Toys is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eva Marie Rojo vs. Eva Marie Negro At Clash Of Champions

14 Submitted by on Mon, 12 September 2016, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – An epic battle has been set for next month’s Clash of Champions Pay-Per-View as Eva Marie with red hair will take on Eva Marie with black hair. The feud began, naturally, on Eva Marie’s Instagram page. Two weeks ago, pictures began to surface showing Eva Marie with black hair. On Twitter, Eva Marie had stated that someone Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sting in WWE – WWE’s all-time most anticipated reminder that WCW sucked.

60 Submitted by on Thu, 08 September 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2015 “I always had this feeling that Vince wanted me more to undermine WCW than he did as a talent.” – Sting, “Legends with JBL”, 2016 If there was ever any wrestler synonymous with WCW, it was Sting. No one else had been with the company from its beginning to its end without ever working for the competition. Not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Interferes In The National Spelling Bee

10 Submitted by on Mon, 05 September 2016, 08:00
Washington, DC – This past weekend’s National Spelling Bee had a shocking finish when WWE COO and former champion Triple H interfered, costing little Emily Cohen the championship. After several intense hours of spelling, the competition had whittled down to the final two: 12 year-old Emily Cohen from Toms River, New Jersey and 11 year-old Reyansh Sachdeva of Boston, Massachusetts. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome Triple H as Kane custom action figure!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Ator writes: I thought the fine, discerning, and no doubt exceptionally handsome readers of Wrestlecrap might appreciate this custom figure I made to commemorate the most infamous and despicable story angle of all time. He is fully articulated and ready to desecrate your little sister’s Barbie collection. Keep him away from the Halloween decorations you have in storage! That Continue Reading...
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The InVasion: 2001 Gooker Award Winner

31 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 00:00
WWF, 2001 When Bryan Alvarez and I decided to write The Death of WCW, he said something that I will never forget. After laughing about all the horrible stuff the company did to cause its own demise, we started to get down to business and really think about the company and its rich history. “You realize,” Bryan told me, “that as Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Booker T vs. Buff Bagwell – The Night That Killed WCW Once and For All

49 Submitted by on Thu, 01 September 2016, 20:00
WWF, 2001 Amazing, isn’t it? Amazing that in the FIFTEEN YEARS since it first happened, I have never inducted this match.  You’d think I would have done so – after all, this match was the single 15 minute segment that effectively killed any hope or prayer of WCW actually being used by the WWF following the buyout.  But I never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Memphis Wrestling Theater 5000 – Lawler Vs. Gilbert: Parking Lot Rumble

3 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2016, 15:00
Scott Keith posted Kyle’s plug for this riffing of a Memphis Jerry Lawler vs. Eddie Gilbert parking lot brawl match on his blog and I saw it and thought it was really funny. Here’s the video description: This week, Kyle and Jeremy from the Obtuse Angles Podcast are riffing on one of the more notorious feuds between Jerry Lawler and Eddie Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – RTB presents … Top 10

38 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2016, 14:34
Today’s topic is simple, and directly related to the parent column: ten RTB concepts I won’t do. Ever. Don’t ask, don’t suggest, don’t offer your first born, they ain’t happening. Why? A variety of reasons, from taste to knowledge to … well, you’ll see. As always, top 10 lists are based on opinion, and these here are my opinions. There Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Suspends Literally Everyone For 30 Days

11 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After several high profile suspensions, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has declared that literally everyone on planet Earth has been suspended for 30 days. Many within the company have been of edge ever since the suspensions for stars like Alberto Del Rio and Paige were announced. Their fears were realized when an incensed McMahon rampaged through the backstage Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Berserker Threw a Party: And It Kinda Sucks, So We’re Helping Out

12 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 04:00
WWF, Early 1990’s I think I speak for nearly every late 80’s, early 90’s wrestling fan when I say, “God bless those old Coliseum videos.” Long before WWE 24/7, DVD releases, and heck, even monthly PPVs, all us marks could do “back in the day” to get our wrestling fix was to head to the local video store and see Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kelly Kelly’s Emotional Reaction To Interacting with the ghost of Test

5 Submitted by on Sat, 27 August 2016, 17:33
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: Saw this article and thought it’d be perfect. God knows it’s not the first time a carny’s taken on another carny. Wow! That guy is a real asshole (I love this article that calls him a “grief vampire”) and she’s an idiot for believing that nonsense. That reminds me of this quote from Stan in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be cool in school with this Texas Tornado folder!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 26 August 2016, 02:00
For many of you Crappers you’re either back in school or about to go back soon, so be sure you’re the most awesome Crapper in school with ths awesome Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich folder! The best thing about it is that it doesn’t matter if you’re in Jr. High, High School, or College- the folder makes anyone look rad! So, Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWF Sumo Match – Yoko and Quake battle for squatter’s rights

32 Submitted by on Thu, 25 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1994 WWE Raw has seen a lot of unconventional competitions over the years, from arm wrestling to posedowns to musical chairs, but its first non-standard bout came in May 1994, when future friend of Wrestlecrap John “Earthquake” Tenta and Yokozuna squared off in a “sumo match-up”. This was not to be your typical WWF match, and to hammer this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dolph Ziggler is Col. Sanders….Miz is The Gobbledy Gooker

12 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 17:54
Crapper Sean writes: So I wake up and see this video was posted online. WWE made a KFC commercial to promote the new ‘Chicken Little’ sandwich. Starting with a commercial within a commercial, The Miz is dressed as the nephew of The Red Rooster as WWE presents their equivalent of Col Sanders. Sadly not Scott Steiner as we had once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Realizes Lifelong Dream By Ruining Monday Night Raw

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Diehard WWE fan Vinny “DJ V-Card” Accardo achieved his lifelong dream on Monday night by jumping into a WWE ring and completely ruining the entire show. The intrusion occurred during a passionate Seth Rollins promo at the top of the hour. Following his intense battle with Finn Balor at last night’s Summerslam, Rollins expressed his genuine feelings Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Adrian Adonis’ Assistants, Mr. Bruce and Jack Darling – Just What You’d Expect from 1986 (or 2016) WWF!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1986 From the “You Don’t Need to Be Gary Spivey to Know This Won’t End Well” file comes this tidbit, courtesy of our pals over at f4wonline.com: No. No no no no no no no no no. NO. Wait, that wasn’t quite large and bold enough. NO! Please please please, WWE, please…just…don’t. Please? I’m asking nicely? I say that because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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