Has Kofi Kingston bitten off more than he can chew?

The odds may be stacked against him at Wrestlemania.

Read all about his sticky situation in Headlies!

The AWA presents a card that’s part of a complete breakfast:

Battle of the Breakfast Cereal – now inducted!

WWE is really going to start focusing on the Samoan part of Samoa Joe.

Maybe someone should tell them he was born in California.

Read all bout it in Headlies!

Andre vs. Junkyard Dog in a match so horrible even the French were booing The Giant!

Worst match of the 1980s?  You make the call!

NEW INDUCTION!

Blade Braxton joins RD Reynolds LIVE at WrestleCrap HQ for the first time in eight years!

Pro wrestling news galore, and the return of some of your favorite characters!

RD and Blade go back in time to review the first ever WrestleCrap Radio!

Exclusively for our Patreon supporters!

Get to clickin’ and join the fun!

Ronda Rousey is here to chew bubblegum and ruin everything.

Find out what happens when she runs out of bubblegum in this week’s Headlie!

The Looooove Boat! Soon we’ll be making another (title) run!

A jealous Kevin Nash tries to bust him Goldberg’s honeymoon. Which set of partners will survive?

Find out in a new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: “The One” Billy Gunn is with you Step By Step!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2016, 13:42
Oh, you didn’t know? “The One” Billy Gunn’s theme song totally gels with the Step By Step opening credits montage. MrAssPatrickDuffy.com! I bet that URL might possibly be taken (ew…). I wonder if R.D ever ran into these people on one of his trips…. to the theme park? Oh yeah, and Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in- someone also did Continue Reading...
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Exclusive Preview of Titan Screwed: Lost Smiles, Stunners, and Screwjobs – The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The WWF in 1997-98

3 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 16:03
Hey there fellow Crappers! It’s been quite some time since I’ve contributed anything to WrestleCrap aside from the year-ending, and often contention-causing, Look Back In Horror countdowns. Indeed, a couple of years back, I began focusing more time on regular work with Fighting Spirit Magazine, as well as venturing into the book market. Through much of 2015 and early into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Captain America Joins The NWO

13 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was guest written by Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul!) New York, NY– Readers of the new “Captain America: Steve Rogers” were shocked by the comic’s ending which featured Captain America leg-dropping fellow superhero Jack Flagg before tearing off his costume to reveal a black and white NWO T-shirt before raising his hand in the air and uttering the “Too Continue Reading...
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UPDATED!!!!! NOW WITH VIDEO!!!! BREAKING NEWS: WrestleCrap Radio Episode 260!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 18:24
Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they spend an entire HOUR dissecting every second of the comic tragedy of Broken Matt and Brother Nero! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here! OR!!!!! You can WATCH it as the very great Sean Breeding Entertainment has spliced everything together in VIDEO form for us!  We cannot Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Saga of Matt Hardy and Lita and Kane: You people found this less awful than the Diva Search?!

33 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:59
Nary a year goes by without a wedding taking place in a wrestling ring. This year, Bully Ray tried to tie the knot with Brooke Hogan. Last year, it was Daniel Bryan being jilted at the altar by AJ Lee. Wrestling weddings are so commonplace and so consistently wacky that, frankly, about the only thing you would never expect from Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

86 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:50
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies

52 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:01
Thought this couldn’t get any better?  Try this new DIRECTOR’S CUT.  Holy crap this is great. And by great, I more WrestleCraptastic! There’s also a MUSIC VIDEO of it you can find here. Really not sure what is more offensive – a ‘baby’ being thrown as a distraction, Matt’s hair, or the horrendous editing in this clip. Please make the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00
Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW’s Asylum match – La Cage aux Folles

17 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 As I’m sure you all know, it was way back in the 1880s that Ferdinand von Lindemann and Karl Weierstrass proved in their eponymous theorem that you can’t square a circle. Still, that hasn’t stopped wrestling announcers from calling the ring a “squared circle” anyway for the past century or so. This week’s induction, however, gave new meaning Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Trailer

8 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:00
Crapper Sean writes The trailer for the WWE’s next animated crossover with Wacky Races, er I mean Scooby-Doo! Not sure how to sum it up except with this one line… I like puppets-Undertaker 2016. I love how LOS MATADORES are in this…despite the fact one member was released and the other two are now travel agents or whatever the hell Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Gets Into The Dessert Business

11 Submitted by on Mon, 30 May 2016, 08:00
Bakersville, TN – TNA Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter announced this morning that TNA will now be getting into the dessert and baked goods business. “These past few months have been awful stressful and I needed to take my mind off things,” said Carter from the kitchen of her new facility. “So I decided to start baking. It’s real relaxing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Afa and Albano on Miami Vice – Capt. Lou Takes Chokeholds Too Far

15 Submitted by on Thu, 26 May 2016, 20:00
NBC, 1987 Text by Guest Author LeVar Ravel It was the 1980s. America had fallen in love with a sharp-dressed detective in sunglasses and his racial minority sidekick fighting bad guys, with heaping helpings of drugs, murder, and mayhem all amidst the sunbaked glitz of Miami. You know the show. What you may not know is that there was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev Replaces Rouseff As President Of Brazil

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 May 2016, 08:00
Brasilia, Brazil – In an incredible turn of events that will have repercussions throughout the world, the people of Brazil have chosen WWE Superstar Rusev to replace their current president Dilma Rousseff. Rousseff’s ousting, after once boasting an 80% approval rating, came after impeachment hearings due to economic woes and government corruption. Brazil’s future was thrown into uncertainty after the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Well they call him The Natural…”

12 Submitted by on Fri, 20 May 2016, 02:00
Crapper Thomas Moffatt writes: Here’s a pretty awful theme tune – this time someone who has been involved in more than his fair share of WrestleCrap. Sounding like the theme tune to some 1970’s/1980’s TV crime comedy/drama about a private detective who also competes on the rodeo circuit and attempted to be performed in the style of Waylon Jennings we Continue Reading...
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Induction: Pierre, The Hardcore Reindeer – Did we ever see him and The Barbarian in the same place?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 19 May 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1999 The year 1999 was a hard one for Al Snow. For one thing, that was the year Wal-Mart stopped selling his action figure because it came packaged with a toy mannequin head. See, according to two professors of Communications, the woman’s presumably severed head promoted “the brutalization of women” to young, impressionable boys. It sounded as silly and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Enzo Amore Is “Lost In Seaside Heights”

4 Submitted by on Mon, 16 May 2016, 08:00
Seaside Heights, NJ – WWE Superstar Enzo Amore, who recently suffered a concussion at the hands of Simon Gotch of the Vaudevillians, has been missing for several weeks following his dismissal from his hospital. It is strongly believed that Amore has suffered an acute case of amnesia, forgetting his name and history in the WWE. Tips began flooding into Titan Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Earthquake action figure with Damien snake accessory!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 13 May 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Now with this new action figure you can recreate one of the late John Tenta’s most infamous moment’s. That’s right you can SQUASH THE SNAKE! I do like that the figure’s creators went to the effort to put a look of dread on poor Damian’s face. Jake Roberts, Lord Alfred Hayes, and platter full of quake Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Montreal Files Restraining Order Against The WWE

13 Submitted by on Mon, 09 May 2016, 08:00
Montreal, QC, Canada – In an unprecedented move, the city of Montreal has filed a restraining order to World Wrestling Entertainment. Denis Corderre, the mayor of Montreal, addressed the legal notice at a press conference with reporters this afternoon. Flanked by members of Parliament, Montreal Canadiens great Guy Lafleur, a moose, and a plate of Canadian Bacon, Corerre explained the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: G.L.O.W hotline commercial

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 May 2016, 02:00
Yes, there was a G.L.O.W (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) hotline back in the day. I’m picturing WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel calling it in a horny fever, making sure to call late at night when his parents are asleep, his heart racing with anticipation that he might be able to get a special message from Becky, The Farmer’s Daughter… “Oh yeah Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena vs. Michael Cole – Cena adds a “D” to B.A. S.T.A.R.

25 Submitted by on Thu, 05 May 2016, 20:02
WWE, 2012 Have you heard the big news? John Cena is returning way early from yet another serious injury! This time around, he’s set to return to Raw on Memorial Day, which is only fitting given the history that Cena and Memorial Day have together. Back in 2012, Cena missed the Memorial Day edition of Raw, which drew a frighteningly Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Virgil Buys TNA

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 May 2016, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – TNA’s long-time search for a new buyer came to an end Monday when former WWE and WCW wrestler Virgil bought the company. Dixie Carter joined Virgil at an impromptu press conference in the back of Big Shot Bob’s House Of Wings to discuss the acquisition. “I’m proud of all the great wrestling we’ve put out over the Continue Reading...
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