Reverse vasectomies, the return of David Arquette, and a great new charity drive, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America!

NEW EPISODE!

Barry Darsow’s brain has been repossessed!

Can Krusher Kruschev help him find it?  Maybe Blacktop Bully?  Mr. Hole in One?

NEW INDUCTION!

 

Cheer up, Ronda. You’re about to be in your very own video game!

Run, don’t walk, over to Headlies and read all about it!

If your turn-ons include banana splits, old-fashioned men, and unwatchable wrestling, call 1(900)555-GLOW.

Or read all about the pilot episode of GLOW in our latest induction!

BOOM CRAPALAPPA!

BASKET CASE IS FINALLY HERE IN A NEW INDUCTION!!

Dixie Carter is back for another round and she’s ready to make an Impact!

Cross The Line and read all about it in Headlies, Sugah!

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All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: The Spirit Of America is here to spread patriotism to the USWA!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 15 July 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Spirit of America was another creation of USWA’s insanity period. Basically he was a parody of Lex Lugar’s “Lex Express” gimmick who went around doing good deeds like telling kids to pick up litter. Unfortunately for him Eric Embry has decided to take break from sending a chainsaw murder to kill Jerry Lawler and has decided Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWF in San Juan – Gorilla vs. Monsoon

31 Submitted by on Thu, 14 July 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1985 For months, the Shining Stars have been bragging to the mainland Americans about how beautiful Puerto Rico is. I’m not sure how this is supposed to make us mad, as I can’t imagine any viewers offended to hear that Puerto Rico is a better vacation destination than, say, South Dakota. (Wall Drug excepted) But contrary to what the Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part II)

11 Submitted by on Mon, 11 July 2016, 20:57
Missed Part I? Find it here! Our story continues the night after In Your House: Ground Zero, a night that saw The Hart Foundation continue to wreck havoc on the World Wrestling Federation. A brutal attack by Foundation leader Bret Hart on Vader was only the beginning. The British Bulldog would squeak away with the European Championship, even after Mick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA

13 Submitted by on Mon, 11 July 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Maxel Hardy, the infant son of TNA stars Matt Hardy and Reby Sky, has demanded his immediate and unconditional release from TNA. Rumors of Maxel’s departure began swirling soon after his father Matt and uncle Jeff battled each other in what has been dubbed “The Final Deletion.” Following the match, a visibly upset Maxel entered TNA President Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

12 Submitted by on Fri, 08 July 2016, 02:00
Hey look, it’s a Global Force Wrestling t-shirt commemorating their 2015 tour of Minor League baseball stadiums! It even lists all the dates and stadiums they wrestled in on the back! Boy, oh boy! Hot GFW action in a minor league baseball stadium! What could be better than that?! I’m sure that’s something I’m sure people really want to cherish Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part I)

5 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2016, 10:10
Our story begins in the main event of SummerSlam 1997, as The Undertaker defends his WWF Championship against Bret Hart. But there is more at stake then Undertaker’s 5-month title reign: should Bret Hart fail to win the championship he so covets, he will be barred from wrestling in the United States. Throwing another element into the already combustible mix Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Swagger Hosts His Annual 4th Of July BBQ

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2016, 08:00
Perry, OK – WWE Superstar Jack Swagger celebrated the 4th of July with several other patriotic wrestlers at his annual 4th of July BBQ and Karaoke Contest. Swagger’s former manager Zeb Colter was the first to arrive. His motorized scooter was decorated with red, white, and blue streamers on the handle bars and the horn played Yankee Doodle. “Son, this Continue Reading...
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Induction: Racket Girls – Sleaze? In women’s wrestling? Impossible.

28 Submitted by on Thu, 30 June 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1951 This week’s topic may just be the oldest thing ever inducted into our hallowed halls. It’s older than WWE. It’s older than the WWF. It’s older than the WWWF. It’s even older than the Capitol Wrestling Corporation. It’s… …it’s a T&A flick from 1951. “Racket Girls”… …or, “Pin-Down Girl”… …or, “Blonde Pick-up”… …was a 70-minute long excuse for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW West Texas Rednecks Good Old Boys / Rap Is Crap CD single

15 Submitted by on Tue, 28 June 2016, 15:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW West Texas Rednecks promotional CD single with both Good Old Boys, and about 600 versions of Rap is Crap. (Okay, not quite that many). If WCW had been smart they would have put out an entire West Texas Rednecks album. License To Get Paul’s Money! You can listen to all the Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: Pre-column edition

2 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2016, 22:08
Howdy, everybody. So, if you’re in the forums, or follow me on Twitter (and you should do both!!!), then you already know that I finished the latest Rewriting The Book. If you don’t, well, here’s the deal; of all the RTB’s I’ve personally written, this is the one that I’ve probably talked about more than any other, mainly because it’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Obscenely expensive TNA Aces & Eights vest

22 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2016, 12:00
It’s the official TNA Aces & Eights vest.  You’d think that with the group having been disbanded for well over a year that TNA would put the vest on clearance and price it under $100 to get them out of the warehouse… …and you’d be wrong. Because TNA. (No, I don’t know why the put the word “vest” in quotes, either). Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you like wrestling, unhealthy TV dinners, and saving money, this is the SBT for you!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 25 June 2016, 20:58
Crapper Ator writes: Went to Wal-Mart today and a lady by the front door aggressively shoved this coupon into my wife’s hand. Smack Down branded coupons for Hungry Man TV Dinners! They fittingly feature Kevin Owens who is without doubt a hungry man. Dean Ambrose seems confused to be there. That’s nice and all, but it really needs more Booker Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner 1, dumpling 0!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 05:05
Scott Steiner has beaten up a fearsome, giant… racing pierogi (!). Here’s an amazing video of the incident that took place at a baseball game. And here’s a news story with another video. And here’s a DeadSpin article with the amazing title of Pierogi Race Ends With Scott Steiner Slamming Contestant. Truly this is a historic and great moment in baseball, wrestling, and Polish Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 02:00
YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Throw Mickie From The Train – You Didn’t Tie Her to the Tracks? FAIL

50 Submitted by on Thu, 23 June 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2014 This here website loves Mickie James. I dare say that no single person in the business has been mentioned more by us; we’ve been doing WrestleCrap Radio for over ten years, and in nearly every episode she has been referenced.  While Blade Braxton obviously obsesses over the poor girl, I just find her to seemingly be a Continue Reading...
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“Earthquake” John Tenta Tribute

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 June 2016, 02:00
June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006 John Tenta was my friend. Actually, let me rephrase that – John Tenta was our friend, a friend to everyone who ever visited this site. He was probably a friend to everyone he ever met. He was a good, good man, one to whom I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never fully Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

10 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...
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