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Headlies: WWE Unveils More Tiered Pricing Plans For The Network

12 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have unveiled a slew of new pricing plan tiers for the WWE Network. After plans were leaked online, the company moved quickly forward in hopes of garnering more attention. The list appeared on WWE.com along with a statement from Vince McMahon saying, “We hope to bring even more specialized entertainment to the ever-growing WWE Universe. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Brooke Hogan autographed 8×10 (still!)

2 Submitted by on Sun, 16 October 2016, 15:14
Brooke Hogan was released from TNA in August of 2013. As of this writing it is October of 2016 and TNA is still selling autographed 8x10s of her– and they only knocked 5 bones off their original asking price! Are you at all surprised that overpriced autographed photos of Hulk Hogan’s talentless airhead daughter who’s been gone with the company for years are still Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do as WWE says, not as they do.

8 Submitted by on Sat, 15 October 2016, 12:08
For years now WWE has been promoting the idea of stopping bullying. So Be A Star and don’t be a bully! Great! Except there’s just one little problem…  Wrestling by its’ very nature is all about heels bullying faces and often not facing any consequences for their bullying. So kids might see the real Stephanie talking about how bad bullying is up Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Helmet and Hulk and Macho Man Halloween costumes

4 Submitted by on Fri, 14 October 2016, 02:00
I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet. What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14
I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Kevin Nash, The Promoter – Don’t Worry, Your Halloween Costume Will Be Better

49 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Halloween is always one of my favorite times of the year.  It’s no Christmas, don’t get me wrong, but it’s still something I look forward to even though the days of eating pounds of chocolate obtained via trick or treating are long since past.  These days, I search out new ways to enjoy the holiday.  For instance, I’ve never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Barbaric used car pitchman!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 12 October 2016, 15:00
Scott Keith posted this commercial in a recent Wrestling Observer Flashback and I just had to share it here. It’s John Nord (AKA: The Berzerker) as Nord The Barbarian doing a commercial for a used car dealership! If you don’t love every second of this commercial then you are simply on the wrong website, bucko!...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena is nuts about pistachios (and also, he’s an elephant).

16 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 16:12
John Cena is Ernie The Elephant! Elephant Ernie’s/John’s dialogue sounds like something straight out of a 1998 Attitude Era episode of Raw.  Lords Of Pain says thusly: John Cena and Seahawks player Richard Sherman are appearing in a new ad campaign from Wonderful Pistachios to educate fans on the nutritional benefits of pistachios. Cena is voicing Ernie The Elephant, a pistachio-loving Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Only 21% of WWE Network Revenue Goes Toward Curing Raw’s Dullness

8 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 14:42
While WWE Network has been a godsend for wrestling fans of all ages that enjoy the sort of tailored viewing experience that a vast on-demand library can provide, a recent revelation shows that the money given by said fans isn’t going to the right places. A new study conducted by the Institute of Deflecting Raw’s Ratings Woes Away From Characters We Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Officials Beg Vince McMahon Not To Do A Columbus Day Skit

10 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 08:00
Oakland, CA – Tensions ran high during the pre-Raw creative meeting as WWE CEO Vince McMahon insisted on the show including a skit about Columbus Day. “I don’t see what the problem is,” said a frustrated McMahon. “Whenever Raw falls on a holiday, we do a holiday-related skit. Remember on Halloween, we have the women dress up in their favorite Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Goldberg Hopes to Learn Plenty During Upcoming NXT Run

6 Submitted by on Sat, 08 October 2016, 13:57
Speculation has run rampant regarding former two-time wrestling World Champion Bill Goldberg. The 49-year-old heavyweight grappler hasn’t taken part in a wrestling match in over twelve years, but recent talks with WWE through video game conglomerate 2K Sports have Goldberg closer than ever to re-donning the tights. If a deal with WWE is officially hammered out, Goldberg will follow the path Continue Reading...
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Induction: Tiger Ali Singh – The Million Rupee Man

47 Submitted by on Thu, 06 October 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1997-1999 Have you ever contemplated how rare success is in pro wrestling? For every hardcore legend like Mick Foley, there are a thousand stupid kids beating their brains out in their backyards. For every charismatic muscle man like Hulk Hogan, there are a hundred Tom Magees. And for every wrestler like The Rock who surpasses his father’s legacy, there Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Officials Warn of Phony Doink Sightings at Independent Shows

11 Submitted by on Mon, 03 October 2016, 16:47
Public officials across the United States have begun warning local residents about the uptick in Doink the Clown impostors inhabiting the independent wrestling scene. On the weekend of Saturday, October 1 alone, an estimated 37 individuals across the country elected to ply their trade as ‘Doink the Clown’, a popular wrestling character from the World Wrestling Federation in the 1990s, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brian Kendrick Wants To Show You A Body He Found In The Woods

2 Submitted by on Mon, 03 October 2016, 08:00
Mill Valley, CA – WWE Superstar Brian Kendrick wants to show you something cool that he found in the woods. You both skip Chemistry class and head out into the woods behind the baseball field. “Dude, it’s going to blow your mind!” says Kendrick as you walk deeper and deeper in the woods. Kendrick has always been a little different, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58
Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 30 September 2016, 15:00
Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Sold To A Giant Chicken

21 Submitted by on Wed, 28 September 2016, 03:01
Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks, Paul! Nashville, TN – Following failed bids by Aroluxe Marketing, Billy Corgan, and Virgil TNA announced it’s new financial backer at a press conference on Wednesday.  Dixie Carter appeared at a joint press conference with a representative from a new investment firm called “Boo Industries.”   “It is with great confidence Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Halloween costume and mask

5 Submitted by on Fri, 23 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: This site has covered Sgt. Slaughter’s dual presence in the WWF and GI Joe. Probably more than one wrestling fan bought this Sgt. Slaughter mask made by the GI Joe division. It came with a costume too–which probably didn’t look as creepy as the mask with eyeholes cut out of its silver plastic Continue Reading...
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