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Was the American Dental Association correct in granting Isaac Yankem a DDS license?

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Wrestlecrap veteran Aldo Montoya wasn’t your typical dumb jock.

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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 21:15
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt at Dinosaur Dracula just posted a new article with seven great toys from the 1991 JCPenney catalog including this plastic Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set. I remember the table was too small to really do anything on except have a little snack (by yourself of course, because there wasn’t room for two Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Broken Matt Hardy Accidentally Deletes Billy Corgan

8 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 08:00
Cameron, NC – Ousted TNA official Billy Corgan secretly met with TNA wrestler Matt Hardy at his palatial estate in North Carolina to plot a coup against Dixie Carter. “Dearest Billiam, thank you for coming to the Hardy Compound and Kid-teractive Funasium,” said Hardy. “I trust the guard drones did not give you a problem? Would you like a Fresca Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Sting! And he’s neon! And on a clock! #Early90’s!

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 November 2016, 20:37
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide blog just posted scans of The Spring 1994 WCW Merchandise Catalog!  Have you ever seen a more totally Early 90’s thing in your entire life? That thing is so bright and ugly even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, turn it off!”. It has more neon than the Vegas strip! I’d like to think that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Real subtle, guys…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 November 2016, 12:41
This is from Herb Abrams’ short-lived UWF promotion in 1990. I’m just going to copy and paste from Scott Keith’s latest Wrestling Observer Flashback because Dave Meltzer and Scott explain quite nicely how stupid this is: The debut tapings for the UWF finally did take place in Reseda on 9/24 drawing 425 people (I hear it’s a long day, livin’ in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Swing Your Lady – Beware the Sexual Hammerlock

19 Submitted by on Thu, 03 November 2016, 20:00
1938, Warner Bros. Films Last night, the Chicago Cubs won their first World Series since 1908. While we at Wrestlecrap have yet to induct anything quite that old, the musical wrestling comedy featured in this week’s induction is older than WWE, WWF, and WWII. Until we dig up footage of Abraham Lincoln’s infamous Proclamation-on-a-pole match, 1938’s Swing Your Lady starring Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part III)

1 Submitted by on Wed, 02 November 2016, 18:45
by Jon Milne Catch up with Part I and Part II! Part 3 Our story continues on the very first RAW after Survivor Series. Fresh off their respective victories the previous night, a “Title Unification” match pitting the Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, and the returned WWE Champion, CM Punk, is booked as the main event for the Monday Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The McMahons Go Trick Or Treating

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 October 2016, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – Before Monday Night Raw, the McMahon family embarked on their annual trick or treating trip through the posh neighborhoods of Greenwich, Connecticut. WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who was dressed as a sheriff, led his family on their quest for free candy. “It’s all about the Paydays!” he barked in his typical gravelly voice. “It’s also about Whatchamacallits Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Three Faces Of Fred Ottman shirt- Typhoon, Tugboat, and The Shockmaster!

19 Submitted by on Sun, 30 October 2016, 06:16
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: You too can have a shirt that has TWO Wrestlecrap inductees on the front for only $19.99 plus shipping, which is more than donating to the ‘crap. I wonder if the Shockmaster sank a tugboat with a typhoon….. Very cool! Please help support Fred (who’s a good friend of WrestleCrap) and buy the shirt today! Check Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: NXT Halloween Costume Contest – Featuring the BEST – and WORST – Wrestling Getups Ever!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 27 October 2016, 21:09
NXT, 2010 If there’s one thing in pro wrestling I will always love and never get tired of, it’s shows celebrating Halloween…and particularly costume contests inside a wrestling ring!  I don’t care that I’ve inducted like 47 of them over the years, I will continue to hunt them down and every year you can pretty much bet that I will find Continue Reading...
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REWRITING THE BOOK – WHAT IF CM PUNK DIDN’T RETURN SO SOON AFTER MONEY IN THE BANK 2011? (PART II)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 20:08
by Jon Milne Catch up on part I right here! Part 2 Our story continues after the events of Night of Champions. The Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Title remains in the clutches of the villainous group Charisma, albeit with Christian having regained the title after Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett screwed John Cena out of what would surely have been his victory. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Network Acquires CZW Library, Announces Premium Subscription Tier

6 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 12:00
This Headlie was written by crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul! Stanford, CT – Facing new streaming competition from Flo Slam, New Japan World, Highspots, and Chikaratopia, the WWE has taken a proactive approach to adding new content to the WWE Network. Yesterday, a landmark video streaming deal was struck between the WWE and Philadelphia-based independent promotion CZW. “We’ve listened to the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Grandpa Munster, Godzilla, King Kong, and oh yeah, wrestlers too!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 02:00
Back in the 90’s TBS used to have Super Scary Saturday where they’d show Sci-Fi and Horror movies. And they were hosted by “Grandpa Munster” Al Lewis himself! In this episode, Grandpa was showing King Kong Vs. Godzilla! Al decides to ask Jim Cornette and Michael P.S Hayes (AKA: Future WWE t-shirt shiller Dok Hendrix) for their opinions on the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Everything Is Totally Fine At TNA

13 Submitted by on Mon, 24 October 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter has assured fans that everything it totally, 100% fine. From her corner office in the back of a nearly empty warehouse now known as TNA Impact Wrestling World Headquarters, Carter took the time out of her busy schedule to assuage any concerns that TNA fans might have as to the future of the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Pre-Show Andre the Giant Battle Royal to Take Place Atop Hell in a Cell

4 Submitted by on Sat, 22 October 2016, 13:49
BOSTON – With three championship bouts taking place inside the Hell in a Cell cage for WWE’s namesake pay-per-view, the promotion is upping the ante of gut-turning peril by adding a pre-show Hell in a Cell match that will double as an Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Plans are for twenty Raw-brand performers to ascend the sixteen-foot-high structure before the actual pay-per-view Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 262! 11th Anniversary Show!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 23:23
What is up with Sasha Banks’ forehead?  Find out the answer to not only this intriguing question, but literally eight gazillion more in the very special 11th Anniversary Edition of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason. Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks… Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers? Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE Divas meet the Hollywood Medium – Séance Fiction

19 Submitted by on Thu, 20 October 2016, 20:00
E! Network, 2015-2016 In keeping with the Halloween spirit, this week’s induction is guaranteed to send chills up and down your spine… This week, we look at the E! Network’s Hollywood Medium and his séances for the departed souls of wrestlers’ loved ones. What you’re about to read is a collection of tales of ghosts, spirits, and messages from beyond Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part I)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 19 October 2016, 21:26
(Jed’s note: What I’d planned for September’s monthly update I couldn’t pull off in time. Apologies. It’s still coming, next month. In the meantime, #RTB10 kicks off a couple months early! This is a brand new story from a brand new writer. His email is below, and I hope you’ll send him feedback. His style is different from any we’ve Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goldberg vs. Lesnar – The Most Overhyped, Underdelivering Match Ever!

27 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 18:00
WrestleMania XX, 2004 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds  It’s that time of year again, fellow ‘Crappers. Yes, March Madness is upon us. A time of NCAA men’s and women’s basketball brackets AND the good ol’ Wrestlemania weekend. I always thought it’d be fun to get together with your buddies for a weekend and watch some old Wrestlemanias to get in the Continue Reading...
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