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Tonight’s card:

Superman vs. Human Trafficking

Plus, Crusher Jones vs. Lacey Pants Larkin

New induction!

Stand Back!

Vince McMahon is here to entertain everyone stuck on the WWE plane.

Boogie down in a brand-new Headlie!

What better way to spend Halloween than going face to face with The Undertaker?

Time for a horrifying book review!

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s Halloween – time for Roddy Piper, Angry Jim, RD, Blade and more to break out the candy corn!

All new episode!

It’s UWF’s Blackjack Brawl 1!

(There was no Blackjack Brawl 2)

New induction!

RD and Blade return to discuss their favorite comic book movies from 2000-2019!

RD & Blade Show Episode 46 is on Patreon…click and join the fun!

Shane O’Mac has a big surprise in store for Crown Jewel.

Set your faces to “stun” and read about it in Headlies!

It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Creepy Brock Lesnar Children’s Play Outfit

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:16

Crapper Paul from Spook Central Ghostbusters site writes: I saw this in Toys R Us and didn’t think much of it at first. Then I looked at the back of the box and saw that photo of some kid wearing a PROTOTYPE version of the thing. That early version of the mask looks *nothing* like Brock…unless I missed the time Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Poorly timed Sean Waltman “New Weed Order” shirt

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:07

Crapper Paul S. writes: So Sean Waltman was recently arrested for possession of marijuana and meth with intent to sell. Two weeks later Pro Wrestling Tees releases a new official Sean Waltman shirt that says “New Weed Order” with a hemp leaf on it. Great timing! Like I know next to nothing about the law but I think any prosecutor Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sushi put through Hellfire and Brimstone!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Props to twitter user John Hurst for finding the Big Red Monster of sushi roles. I bet they’re very spicy and hot!...

It Came From YouTube: Jeff Jarrett sings With My Baby Tonight (for real this time!)

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 May 2017, 10:41

Jeff Jarrett sings With My Baby Tonight! Yee-Haw! Not great, but not too bad either I guess…...

Someone Bought This: WCW Hulk Hogan foam ear and hand

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 May 2017, 02:00

For this WCW Hulk Hogan foam ear and hand to make sense, you have to put this on your hand and hold it to your ear at a WCW event, because… you want Hulk Hogan to cheer for you? Compared to this stupid thing, the Foam “Number One” Finger is practically a brilliant novelty item because it at least makes Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji Tuxedo Match – Has RD Finally Had Enough?

32 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 18 May 2017, 20:00

WWF, 1986 I was thrilled recently to receive the following email. It’s no secret that Prime Time Wrestling is my all-time favorite pro wrestling show. It was more than just a collection of matches to me; it got me through one of the darkest periods of my entire life. I’m sure I’ve told the story before, but when I was in Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Nailz gets The Ultimate Threat!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 May 2017, 02:00

Please enjoy this batshit crazy promo by The Ultimate Warrior on the former prison inmate Nailz. Sadly the sure-to-be-a-classic match never happened because Warrior was fired before the house shows. Oh well....

Headlies: Marilyn Manson Buys XPW

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 May 2017, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – Hot off the heels of Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan buying the NWA, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson has announced that he has bought the rights to Xtreme Pro Wrestling. Founded in 1999, XPW was best known for its hardcore matches and outlandish characters. Details are still forthcoming, but it is believed that Manson spent tens of dollars to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Don West- in photo form!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 May 2017, 02:00

It’s a promotional 8×10 photo of TNA’s Impact Wrestling’s very own fabulous pitchman Don West! As an added bonus, he’s wearing a truly terrible tie! (Let’s hear it for alliteration!)...

Induction: Legendary – Don’t fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna be a clunky film!

18 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 11 May 2017, 20:00

WWE Films, 2010 Legendary is a 2010 film about champion amateur wrestler John Cena coaching his estranged younger brother to success in freestyle grappling, marking WWE Studios’s first foray into the fantasy genre. Cena, who plays Mike Chetley, co-stars with Patricia Clarkson, who plays his mother in this film (and Tammy 1 on Parks & Recreation). Rounding out the DVD Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: This WWF house show radio ad is really intense!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 10 May 2017, 02:00

From 1991 here’s a radio ad for a WWF house show headlined by Flair Vs. Hogan. I love how they decided to hire an announcer who sounds like the guy who does Monster Truck Rally ads. I expected him to shout “MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY!” somewhere in there. Yes, if you don’t go to this house show you will miss the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Through His Record Collection To Come Up With More PPV Names

18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 May 2017, 08:00

Greenwich, CT – On a lazy Sunday afternoon, WWE CEO Vince McMahon took out his old record collection to come up with more names that would work well for pay-per-views in the vein similar to the upcoming “Great Balls Of Fire” event. McMahon, wearing his most comfortable pair of ICOPRO sweatpants and a faded and stained Starland Vocal Band t-shirt, laid Continue Reading...

Rewriting The Book

18 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Sat, 06 May 2017, 19:48

I had some grand plans. I usually do, really. Getting them all to come out is the trick. The thing is, the phrase that starts out with “the best laid plans” exists for a reason. The unaccounted-for can leave them in ruins. RTB has often been a victim of that, whether it’s missed deadlines, writers leaving or ideas stalling out. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Ted DiBiase figure with obscure accessory

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 May 2017, 02:00

It’s a Ted DiBiase figure that comes with a basketball. You know, from when he challenged Sean to dribble the basketball ten times? Yeah… He’s also carrying a gold version of I.R.S’ briefcase for some reason....

INDUCTION: House of Horrors – WrestleCrap Proudly Announces the 2017 Gooker Award Winner! (Well, Probably)

64 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 04 May 2017, 19:20

I’ve been running WrestleCrap.com since April 1, 2000. In the seventeen year history of the site, I’ve always had a rock solid rule, a law if you will, that I would never, ever induct anything in the same calendar year that it happened. When David Arquette won the WCW title, I shook my head but didn’t induct it until the Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Call now to order Survivor Series 1988 and talk to….

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 May 2017, 02:00

This is the Comcast Pay-Per-View Channel in 1988 advertising The Survivor Series. Do you think Annie The WWF Computer knows The York Foundation’s laptop? Maybe it’s cousins with the Anonymous Raw General Manager laptop? Hmm…...

Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34

Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale. Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...

Headlies: Erick Rowan Cleans Up The House Of Horrors

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 May 2017, 08:00

San Jose, CA – Following the brutal main event match at Payback between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, Wyatt family member Erick has taken it upon himself to clean up Bray Wyatt’s House of Horrors. Donning a bandanna to keep sweat out of his eyes and a maid outfit to keep his filthy jumpsuit clean, Rowan removed a bucket filled Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: A woman finds out her boyfriend’s deep, dark secret!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 April 2017, 02:00

Crapper E-Squared writes: It took me one or two other viewings to see that the girl recognized her ex because of his tattoo. Maybe the reason it did not work out between the two because he led a double-life as a wrestler. It probably would have helped if he opened up to her and she told him that she likes Continue Reading...

Induction: Fuller House – The Legend of El Explosivo

16 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 27 April 2017, 20:00

Netflix, 2016 “The Legend of El Explosivo” may sound like the story about Andre the Giant having Montezuma’s revenge on a tour of Mexico and sitting on Bad News Allen’s face, but it is in fact the obligatory wrestling episode of Netflix’s Fuller House. That’s the 2016 revival of beloved family sitcom Full House, designed to appeal to millennials who Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Kongo Kong is here!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 April 2017, 05:36

Crapper Paul S. writes: Buy your tickets now! More footage of Wrestlecrap’s Sensation Character Find of 2017!...

It Came From YouTube: This greatest It Came From YouTube submission in the history of this sport!!!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 26 April 2017, 02:00

Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: This is the greatest compilation of hyperbole in the history of this sport!!!! Gee, and some people wonder why everyone started tuning Tony out around 1997…...

Headlies: The Mulkey Brothers Added As Downloadable Content For WWE 2K17

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 April 2017, 08:00

Novato, CA – WWE video game developer 2K Sports have announced the latest tag team to be added to the 2K17 roster will be NWA legends, The Mulkey Brothers. Famous for their incredible losing streak, Bill and Randy Mulkey were a staple of the NWA in the 80’s. The inclusion of the Mulkeys in a modern video game is seen as Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hot dog! It’s a Hulk Hogan trucker cap!

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 April 2017, 02:00

There exists a trucker cap featuring an image of a hot dog that looks like Hulk Hogan. I’m so confused as to why: A). Someone made this and B). Who would buy it? Oh yeah, you’d look just awesome in this hat, dude… I think I’m just going to lay down for awhile, Crappers. I’ll let you guys come up Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeymen – Yep, Just as Dumb as It Sounds

55 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 20 April 2017, 20:00

WWE, 2007 I’m sure I’ve mentioned it, but of late, I’ve been rather disillusioned with pro wrestling. WWE in particular feels amazingly bland to me; while I love to watch AJ Styles, everything else is just, for a lack of a better term, blah. Promos are generally awful, feeling as though they are written and performed for third graders; commentary Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Ric Flair- Used Car Salesman!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 April 2017, 02:00

Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’ll be honest, I thought this was legit his new career move at first....

Someone Bought This: WCW / NWO Looney Tunes merchandise

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 18 April 2017, 15:15

My buddy Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just put up a great article and photo gallery all about WCW and NWO Looney Tunes merchandise. I particularly like this WCW Tax “No Turning Back” shirt because as The Death Of WCW book illustrated, once WCW started sliding downhill there really was no turning back! TAZ HATE WATER BAD WRESTLING! ...

Headlies: The Blacktop Bully Teaches JBL How To “Be A Star”

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 April 2017, 08:00

Sweetwater, TX – Over the weekend, WWE commentator and former wrestler John “Bradshaw” Leyfield received a special lesson on how to “Be A STAR”. JBL, who has come under fire recently due to accusations of bullying, awoke to the sounds of a tractor trailer horn blasting in his driveway. “What in tarnation is going on?” shouted JBL from his window. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Dudley Boyz Lumber Company shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 April 2017, 02:00

Mr. Woodchuck approves of this Dudley Boyz Lumber Company shirt. Got any… wood?’ T-Shirt does come with erection metaphor as pictured....

Induction: Super Slam ’90 – Featuring Bob Orton vs. Batman!

18 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 13 April 2017, 20:36

National Wrestling League, 1990 It sure took him long enough, but John Cena is finally a household name. Despite his catchphrase, Cena is now highly visible, whether it be on the Today Show, at award ceremonies, or in PSAs about diversity. Wrestling may not have been cool for the past 15 years, but its top star in that time at Continue Reading...