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Induction: The GLOW pay-per-view – This time, it cost money

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Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1993 With the hit series GLOW premiering on Netflix recently, a lot of wrestling fans have come to appreciate the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, the syndicated 1980s television show that is the subject of the new comedy/drama. The GLOW wrestling show was the first of its kind, employing an all-female cast that blended goofball comedy with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “It Doesn’t Matter” video featuring The Rock and Wyclef Jean

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Crapper E-Squared writes: I felt that it was long overdue, but better late than never. Anyway, looking at this video REALLY dates the song AND the video. The Rock was well in character with how he was in 2000 and it just really takes me back. Plus, this song was a total gimmick, especially considering how popular The Rock was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils New Network Show “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”

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Hollywood, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced at a press conference earlier today that the newest original programming on the WWE Network would be a reality show called “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”. McMahon, flanked by his daughter Stephanie and Ziggler himself, explained the premise. “We have Dolph Ziggler going around the country and tape people saying awful things about Continue Reading...
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Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

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WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Starrcade Main Eventer Ed Leslie – The Granddaddy of Them All Gets Butchered

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WCW, 1994 I like how everyone and their brother is complaining about Jinder Mahal ramdomly being thrust into the main event scene. I mean, sure, I’ve brought it up too, viewing this as one of the ultimate troll jobs Vince McMahon has ever perpetrated, just to get all of us hardcores in a tizzy. Look, I’ve heard all the reason Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Covers Seth Rollins In Packing Bubbles For His Own Protection

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Los Angeles, CA – WWE officials have taken the proactive measure of wrapping WWE Superstar Seth Rollins in protective packing bubbles before every match. The controversial decision was made after Rollins had to receive stitches on his face after last night’s Monday Night Raw. “It’s for his own safety as well as the financial safety of the company,” said Triple Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Missy Hyatt hosts one of the worst interview segments of all time!

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Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I was thinking about Missy Hyatt today, for some reason, and wondered why she never went to work for Vince in the WWF. Well, it turns out – she did. Her Wikipedia page says: “While still under UWF contract, Hyatt was contacted about working for the World Wrestling Federation. Vince McMahon wanted Hyatt to replace Rowdy Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse – No Really, A Live Horse!

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2000, WCW I don’t know why, but sometimes I still find it hard to believe that WCW has been dead and buried for over sixteen years.  Maybe it’s because I have fond memories of the promotion, especially the early years of Nitro when the company pushed not only Vince McMahon and the WWF but the entire business to be better than Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Andre The Giant tombstones a guy! OUCH!

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Our own Art writes: There are three things noteworthy about this video from 1972: 1) Andre The Giant is looking svelte. 2) Andre does a tombstone piledriver. 3) The announcer calls it a tombstone, nearly two decades before The Undertaker used it. When you factor in that it’s a Japanese announcer calling it an English name, you’ve got to figure Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Reveals Details Of WWE Theme Park

6 Submitted by on Mon, 12 June 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – At a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed details for the company’s plans to open their very own them park. Flanked by daughter Stephanie, son Shane, son-in-law Triple H, and the mayor of Orlando, McMahon laid out his vision for the historic theme park. “It is the number one priority of the WWE to entertain the WWE Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Terrible Ted The Wrestling Bear!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: From the Wrestling Gold DVD set featuring Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette swapping wrestling bear stories! I love their commentary! I could listen to Dave and Jim all day! “Frantic Motions” is my new favorite euphemism. That would make for a great band name! Yes folks, whether you want a wrestling bear or a wrestling Baer, Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Chrisley Knows Best Wrestling Episode – Tough Enough, Kids’ Edition

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USA Network, 2016 Any American who has watched Raw in the past few years knows about Chrisley Knows Best. (It’s like Hogan Knows Best, except the host is allowed on WWE TV) Yet despite the bombardment of ads on the USA Network for the walking sass-machine Todd Chrisley, I’ve never been tempted in the slightest to actually sit down and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Bayley: This Is Your Life” Segment Declared A Crime Scene

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Greenville, SC – The Greenville Sherriff’s office has declared the “Bayley: This Is Your Life” segment from last week’s Monday night Raw a crime scene. The segment, in which WWE Superstar Alexa Bliss mocked Bayley, was universally panned by both the live audience and fans at home. As WWE’s crew was breaking down the ring, Sherriff Marvin Talty arrived with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Metal is as soft as aluminum foil

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Stone Cold Metal is a compilation of metal/rock songs apparently approved by Stone Cold Steve Austin himself! Boy, oh boy! Let’s take a look at the track listing: Song Band Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions God of Thunder Kiss Balls To The Wall Accept Perfect Strangers Deep Purple Breaking The Chains Dokken Dreams I’ll Never See Molly Hatchet Stranglehold Ted Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: This is Your Life, Nikolai Volkoff – The First – and Worst – of These Horrible Bits!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 01 June 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1986 I’ve heard a lot of folks claiming this week that the segment on Raw Monday night wherein Alexa Bliss did a This is Your Life mocking Bayley was the worst thing they’d ever seen. To which I can only say, “Have you never read anything on this site?” Now before I hop up on my soap box and make with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Rambo” Greg Gagne Tries To Get Military Discounts On Memorial Day

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Minneapolis, MN – Former AWA star Greg Gagne spent most of his Memorial Day trying to use his former status as a wrestling soldier to score discounts and good deals on products. Gagne, the son of wrestling legend Verne Gagne, donned his old combat fatigues and traveled from local business to local business. Gagne received 5% off new tires, a Continue Reading...
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