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WrestleCrap and Bill Apter and Blue Meanie and Wrestling with Wregret and Botchamania TOGETHER!

Starrcast II in Las Vegas – We Want to Meet YOU!

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RD Reynolds has his theory in a NEW Induction!

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Bobby Heenan joins Gorilla and Sean on Bingo Break – new induction!

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The briefcases for Money In The Bank are missing!

Find out what happens when WWE doesn’t pay their taxes in a brand new Headlie!

It’s a dream come true! Mike Tyson WRESTLES!

And…WWE doesn’t even promote it!

So dumb…any question it would wind up as a NEW INDUCTION?

Robert Roode! Eli Cottonwood! Mustaches!

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Imagine a wrestler who acts like a black man. Sound interesting?

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The groundbreaking Slam Master J gets inducted.

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It’s Greek Week for Ivar and Erik in a brand-new Headlie!

Apparently being a neon creep walking around a junkyard made you a good guy in the WWF of 1992

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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

29 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00

WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Whatever happened to Mike Rotunda? The Living Legend knows!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 15 February 2017, 20:36

Ugh… That was pretty lame, Larry. Johann? This would have been a lot funnier if Larry had mentioned that ol’ Mike used to be the Captain of a sailboat!...

It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 15 February 2017, 02:00

Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....

It Came From YouTube: The unstoppable monster returns to Raw!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 14 February 2017, 11:58

No, your eyes are not deceiving you, Crappers! The monster Gillberg has returned!...

Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00

WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince Russo Plans A Special Valentine’s Day

17 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00

Long Island, NY – Former WWE, WCW, and TNA writer Vince Russo is taking time out of his busy schedule to plan a very special Valentine’s Day with his wife. “Bro, it’s going to be totally sweet. My wife is going to absolutely love it. First, I’m going to make her breakfast in bed. Literally. I’m going to get Continue Reading...

Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00

Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...

WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 13 February 2017, 02:00

WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...

Matt loves The Yeti!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 13 February 2017, 00:30

Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti. It’s a loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....

EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

61 Submitted by Sean Carless on Sun, 12 February 2017, 02:00

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00

Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Scotty The Body hits the indies with his awesome theme music!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 February 2017, 02:00

Crapper Will Fluker writes: Scott Levy as Scotty Flaming when he was in the Dimaond Exchange, dancing to Dino- I Like as his entrance song: I love this gimmick so much! I love everything about it from his outfit, to his dancing, to his radical theme song! I seriously like Scotty Flamingo/Scotty The Body way better than Raven. But he’s Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez – You Guys Didn’t Vote For It…But I Sure Did!

49 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 09 February 2017, 20:00

Impact Wrestling, 2016 Spoiler alert: I didn’t vote for WrestleMania 32 in the 2016 Gooker Award poll. Also, do I need to do a “spoiler alert” disclaimer when it’s something that is already past? I suppose not. In hindsight, I can’t blame anyone for voting for Mania 32 as the worst thing they’d seen in 2016. Try as I might in Continue Reading...

Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part V)

3 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Wed, 08 February 2017, 18:23

It’s the conclusion, so if you missed the rest of the story, time to catch up! Parts One, Two, Three and Four, at your disposal! TNA Bound For Glory, Arena at Gwinnett Center, Duluth, GA, 14 October 2007 After the intro tape, we cut to Mike Tenay and Don West at the announce booth on the arena floor, just off Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: He stands for Law, Order, and Trademark Violation!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 February 2017, 02:00

Making his WCW debut, it’s The Big Boss Man! Seriously, how did WCW think they wouldn’t attract the attention of WWE’s lawyers with this stunt? License To Get Sued!...

Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 February 2017, 23:24

Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: This match could get confusing if you aren’t paying attention…

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 February 2017, 14:47

It’s Tatanka Vs. Tanaka! Oh, why couldn’t Bobby Heenan been on commentary for this match?...

Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 February 2017, 08:00

Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 February 2017, 02:00

In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”. I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...

Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

31 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 02 February 2017, 20:00

WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...

RD Reynolds and Survivor’s Rupert Boneham Team Up to Open a Charity Arcade!

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 February 2017, 20:14

RD Reynolds here…and I have some pretty cool news. A couple months ago, I met a guy you may have seen on TV. His name is Rupert Boneham, and he was one of the most popular contestants ever on the show Survivor. He had heard I had been helping my friend Joe Gaudin, the owner of The Skyline Drive In Theater, Continue Reading...

Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

1 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Wed, 01 February 2017, 18:11

Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Of all the pop songs he could have picked for theme music…

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 01 February 2017, 02:00

The one and only reason I’m posting this match is because I’m highly amused that Nikita Koloff used (of all things) In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins as his theme song in the AWA. Because nothing says “bad ass wrestler” like a downbeat song about divorce… ...

The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport – Issue #1: Day Of The Dead

10 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 30 January 2017, 19:18

There are many iconic events in professional wrestling’s long, illustrious history: Wrestlemania III, Bash At The Beach 1996, Survivor Series 1997 … the list is endless. Every event is promoted as amazing, can’t-miss, unique, one of a kind. We all know that’s hyperbole. Not every event can be that important. By definition, there is only one night that can be Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 January 2017, 08:00

San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A CD single that’s American Made!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 January 2017, 02:00

Look what I found on Amazon! A Hulk Hogan American Made CD single. I think it was something sent to radio stations in the desperate hope that it would get some kind of radio airplay. I love how happy Hulk looks holding that guitar. HappyHulkRocksOut.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! The song is from his album “Hulk Rules” which you Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: WrestleMania 32 – 2016 Gooker Award Winner

63 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 January 2017, 20:00

WWE, 2016 Many years ago, I more or less had a nervous breakdown. And many of you reading this today bore witness to it as it happened on air. Prior to a WrestleCrap Radio episode that I wish I could forget (amazingly even more than the others), I was discussing the itinerary with my co-host, Mr. Blade Braxton. If you’ve Continue Reading...

Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part III)

3 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Wed, 25 January 2017, 21:15

Missed the first two installments? Read Part I and Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 16 August 2007 After the bloodbath at Hard Justice, strangely neither Eric Young, nor Robert Roode are seen at the IMPACT Zone in person. Roode appears in a segment “RECORDED EARLIER” — he is seen approaching Frankie Kazarian in the backstage area. In his usual oily business-manner, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Milk Truck To Induct Kurt Angle Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 January 2017, 08:00

Waterloo, WI: WWE officials have announced that Kurt Angle will be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame by none other than the milk truck that he drove to the ring on Monday Night Raw in 2001. Speculation as to who was going to induct Angle ran rampant last week in many corners of the internet. Some suggested Chris Jericho, Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 January 2017, 02:00

Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: “Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance” This may be a little obscure, but would be a fitting submission for Veteran’s Day. It’s a clip from a territory featuring a young Marine (with a noticeable Southern accent) by the name of Brian Armstrong. That’s right! The Road Dogg was a devil dog! He even served in Desert Storm. Continue Reading...