As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

WrestleCrap Radio #275 – With Dr. D, David Schultz!

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RD and Blade are joined by the legend himself, Dr. D David Schultz!  Over an hour of bounty hunting, At Home with Dr. D, the Gun show, Mr. T, John Stossel, Dr. D’s favorite cereal, and most importantly, a cameo by his wife, WO-MAN! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  For this show only, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The OGz To Face LAX In A Lowrider Sumo Match

3 Submitted by on Mon, 27 August 2018, 08:00
  Toronto, Ontario CA – Following the horrific hit-and-run murder of their friend Richie, LAX have vowed revenge on The OGz by challenging them to a lowrider sumo match. “Kingston, Homicide, and Hernandez are going to pay,” said Konnan. “They came into our neighborhood, disrespected the block, and took our poor little Richie. He was the light of my life. Continue Reading...
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VIDEO YOU MUST SEE! WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 26 August 2018, 20:49
The WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast is going to be totally insane!  You can be there live OR you can stream it on fite.tv! A Dungeon of Doom reunion, Dr. D talks being AT HOME with his family, Oscar rapping, Bill Apter, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, and tons more! If you can figure out what I said at the end of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: G1 Special in WrestleCrap Part 2

4 Submitted by on Fri, 24 August 2018, 12:00
A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts by Paul Sebert Welcome to part two of Wrestlecrap’s look at New Japan’s G1 Shirts. Yes the annual tournament isn’t just a grueling competition, it’s also a cash cow in which the company churns out a mountain of merch. It’s a magical time when even the lowliest underdog can get his own gear. Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Complete DX Invasion – What do you mean this didn’t win the Monday Night Wars?

25 Submitted by on Thu, 23 August 2018, 22:39
WWF, 1998 As the Death of WCW panel at Starrcast approaches, it’s important to consider what actually killed WCW. Was it poor booking? Low ratings and buyrates caused by the poor booking? Huge financial losses caused by reckless spending and the low ratings and buyrates, caused by the poor booking? Or was it something as simple and totally unrelated as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Buries Charlotte Flair With Becky Lynch Dolls

2 Submitted by on Mon, 20 August 2018, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Beloved Superstar Becky Lynch turned Charlotte Flair following the Smackdown Women’s title at Summerslam in a stunning an unexpected fashion. Lynch battled with Charlotte Flair and Carmella in a see-saw match. Flair dominated most of the match with her technical skills and Carmella tried to cheat at every turn. Lynch, with the crowd solidly behind her, rallied Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Martial Arts Match Uncensored 95 – Meng Preps RD for Bischoff!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 August 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1995 Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or you know, you just haven’t visited our fine site lately, you’re aware this Labor Day weekend in Chicago your old buddy and old pal RD Reynolds will be at the inaugural Starrcast convention.  It’s setting up as four days of utter insanity,with a gooftastic WrestleCrap panel on Friday where our Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Meat Eric Bischoff” Added To Starrcast

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 August 2018, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Starrcast, the wrestling fan convention being held in conjunction with the upcoming wrestling event All In, has added a special meet and greet to the list of events. Dubbed “Meat Eric Bischoff” fans will now get a chance to purchase meat directly from the former head of WCW. “We want to give the fans something special at Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Starts A Book Club

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 August 2018, 08:00
(Image VIA) Jacksonville, FL – While most fans were discussing Brock Lesnar’s explosive return to Monday Night Raw last week, the sight of Lesnar reading a magazine backstage caught many off guard. “People forget that I went to college. Sure, I was there to wrestle, but I was also there to get an education,” said Lesnar matter-of-factly. “I’m not some Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Adam Rose and The Bunny – Going Down a Truly Crappy Rabbit Hole

42 Submitted by on Thu, 02 August 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2014-2015 Since day one here,  we’ve maintained the wrestlers who are forced to portray ridiculous gimmicks or be thrust into awful storylines aren’t at fault for their predicament.  Rather, they are the victims in this business.  They are men and women who are trying to put food on the table by doing the best they can with whatever absurd Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: G1 Special In WrestleCrap

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A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts Hi my name is Paul Sebert, and I’ve been a wrestling fan since childhood even writing a (a frankly terrible) wrestling column for college paper during the Monday Night War years. In more recent years I’ve been something of a contributor to this website, submitting many candidates to Paul Kraft’s “It Came From Continue Reading...
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RD Replies – AGAIN! – to Eric Bischoff’s Continued Threats

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As the war between Eric Bischoff and the Death of WCW author rages on, RD Reynolds replies the only way he knows how – with head scratching bafflement and an incredibly stupid screen grab of himself. Available now for Patreon supporters and those with archive access ONLY! https://vimeopro.com/user20066802/wrestlecrap-private-area...
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Headlies: Jackie Gayda – Trish Stratus Rematch Scheduled For ‘Evolution’

3 Submitted by on Mon, 30 July 2018, 08:00
  Miami, FL – The first match for WWE’s new all-female event “Evolution” was announced this past weekend. In a press conference before Monday Night Raw, Stephanie McMahon declared that WWE Hall of Famer Trish Stratus would return to the ring to face former Diva Jackie Gayda. “Evolution is the start of something special,” said McMahon. “The WWE Universe deserves Continue Reading...
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Starrcast Update: RD Responds to Eric Bischoff

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Here’s my SCATHING (and unedited!) promo on Eric Bischoff defending the honor of the legendary book, The Death of WCW. He already had a response in the Starrcast Event Center, available by clicking here. See you at Starrcast, jerk!...
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Someone Bought This: Pitch ’till you win and get some Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin carnival glass!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 27 July 2018, 02:00
I’ve written about a fantastic piece of Hulk Hogan carnival glass that Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula found in the past, and now I’ve found more! These are the kind of tacky, but somehow really interesting (in cheap knockoff sort of way) prizes you could win at carnivals and State Fairs after you somehow manage to win at one of the rigged games. Continue Reading...
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Induction: Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon – featuring Triple B, Linda McMahon

20 Submitted by on Thu, 26 July 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2003 With Summerslam – the biggest party of the summer, if you hadn’t heard – just weeks away, it’s time to revisit a forgotten feud from 2003’s edition of The Biggest Party Of The Summer (Summerslam). It was a mature feud for mature audiences – mature audiences who loved mature women. As you’ll recall, Kane, having recently been unmasked, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nicholas Added To Roman Reigns-Bobby Lashley #1 Contender Match

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 July 2018, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Fans were stunned when Stephanie McMahon made her historic announcement on Monday Night Raw. Speculation had been running wild with many believing the announcement would reveal new Women’s Tag Team belts or the return of WWF ice cream bars. “Well, I’ve done it again,” bragged McMahon to the live crowd. “I, Stephanie McMahon, the beautiful genius, have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

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Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead  bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Dr. D’s GUN SHOW – BANG!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 19 July 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1985 There aren’t many things in life I regret; I can easily count on one hand the number of instances I wish I could change.  But tonight’s induction is a spotlight on something I wish I could roll back the calendar so I could tweak my life slightly. I’ve been following pro wrestling since early 1985.  Yes, I was Continue Reading...
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