How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

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Shawn Michaels – Canadian Home Shopping Club Shill!

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We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies!

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Kairi Sane’s flute playing has us saying “Heeeeeey, Aqualung!”

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The UWF’s first and only pay-per-view isn’t as bad we remember it.

It couldn’t be. Nobody even watched it the first time.

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Seven years bad luck for King Corbin?

More like seven years bad luck for us!

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Remember Randy Savage’s Final Match?

OH YEAH?  More like OH NO!!

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At Money In The Bank, Otis climbed the ladder to new heights.

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Headlies: Kairi Sane Steals Pirate Ship From Raymond James Stadium

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Searching for her own “Wrestlemania Moment” this weekend, beloved Superstar Kairi Sane snuck into Raymond James Stadium and stole the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’’ iconic pirate ship. Due to the global pandemic, Wrestlemania plans have been thrown into chaos over recent weeks. Typically a weeklong celebration of professional wrestling and sports entertainment, this year’s Wrestlemania has been marred Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 292!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:16
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton don’t have time for tomfoolery this week what with the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament and all, so they turn the reigns over…but to WHO? This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania “Boneyard Match” To Take Place In An Abandoned BBQ Restaurant

4 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Leaked footage of next week’s Boneyard Match between The Undertaker and AJ Styles shows that the two Superstars will be duking it out in an empty barbecue restaurant. The incomplete video, which first appeared on Youtube last night, features the competitors inside the recently shuttered Bubba’s Boneyard Bar-B-Que on Pine Road. Although the footage appears to Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 291!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 19:29
RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird are back to discuss TWENTY YEARS (!!!!) of WrestleCrap.com! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A prized signed WCW card

7 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2020, 02:00
Here’s a an autographed WCW Erik Watts trading card from the late 90’s! You may remember Erik as Bill Watts’ son. Or since you’re a Crapper, you probably remember him as Troy, one half of Tekno Team 2000 with Trevor (Chad Fortune). Okay Crappers, show of hands… How many of you knew that Erik Watts was even in WCW in 1998/1999? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Revealed As The Exalted One

8 Submitted by on Mon, 23 March 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a stunning swerve, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was revealed to be The Dark Order’s leader, The Exalted One. Although newcomer Brodie Lee was shown to be The Exalted One on this past week’s Dynamite, viewers of AEW’s new Youtube show “Dark After Midnight” saw the true leader was none other than the head of WWE. The Continue Reading...
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Induction: Journey into Darkness – The story of Glen Jacob Callaway Kane Grimm Bearer

10 Submitted by on Thu, 19 March 2020, 20:24
WWE book, 2005 As you’re probably aware, Kane released an autobiography recently. Sure, the life story of a WWE wrestler who participated in many if not most of the company’s most ridiculous storylines and wound up mayor of a major county sounds like a good read… …but you might be disappointed to learn that it’s not actually an autobiography of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania Moved To The Impact Zone

9 Submitted by on Mon, 16 March 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and restricted travel, WWE has been forced to change locations for Wrestlemania 36 to the Impact Zone. Originally, the “Showcase Of The Immortals” was take place at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida on April 5th. City officials were unwilling to continue hosting the event, so WWE had to look for an Continue Reading...
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New Podcast from Jed Shaffer and Neil Cathan!!!

0 Submitted by on Sun, 15 March 2020, 16:29
Hey, friends! Been a while, hasn’t it. No, I’m not coming out of retirement. This one’s gonna really stick like Shawn Mich– err, scratch that. Like Daniel Bry– err, that won’t work either. Edge? Undertaker? Goldberg? Oh, wait, I know, Steve Austin! Yeah, that works! I’m retired like Steve Austin! And like ol’ Stone Cold (STONE COLD STONE BAH GAWD Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show – Yeah, This Wouldn’t Fly in 2020

11 Submitted by on Thu, 12 March 2020, 20:00
Syndicated TV Show, 1990 While one could argue that 1990 wasn’t the most stellar year for the World Wrestling Federation, it seemed as if they had no real issue getting their talent on the talk show circuit of the era.  And more often than not, their go to seemed to be The Arsenio Hall Show. For the uninitiated, the man above Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Mourn The Loss Of “Dashing” Cody Rhodes

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 March 2020, 08:00
Salt Lake City, UT – The pro-wrestling community is currently mourning the loss of former WWE gimmick “Dashing” Cody Rhodes. The gimmick, which focused on Rhodes’ handsome looks, was pronounced deceased minutes after Rhodes revealed a large tattoo on his neck. The tattoo, a red, white, and blue American Nightmare logo, received widespread scorn and mockery in and out of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Undertaker- zombie, biker, businessman.

1 Submitted by on Fri, 06 March 2020, 02:00
This is a shirt from that weird period where The Undertaker suddenly stopped being an undead zombie and started being a bad ass redneck biker. Apparently this was just a phase because he went back to being an undead zombie later. “Deadman Inc”? Well, I guess that makes more business sense than “Deadman, LLC”. You have to protect your assets, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Concession Stand Employee Reveals He Is A Seth Rollins Disciple

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 March 2020, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – In a shocking turn of events, a concession stand employee at the Barclay’s Center ripped open his shirt to reveal that he is a disciple of “The Monday Night Messiah” Seth Rollins. Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Robles, a part-time Assistant Manager at Nathan’s Famous and diehard Rollins fan, spent his shift messing with the food of any Kevin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ring Of Honor coloring book

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2020, 02:00
Crapper Luchaporn writes: This is Luchaporn from the craphole and I just came across what has to be one of the most baffling items ever, I mean even worse than those ROH Championship Belt Rings…there is now an official ROH coloring book.  Who’s the target audience for this thing? I think I can actually explain this one… Apparently, coloring is Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair’s Final Match – It Wasn’t At Mania…But It Sure Should Have Been

28 Submitted by on Thu, 27 February 2020, 20:00
TNA, 2011 Before I type another word, let me say one thing, and let me say it emphatically: I LOVE RIC FLAIR. Some of you may fail to grasp that concept, especially considering I am inducting his final ever match into WrestleCrap.  That’s insane, right?  The WrestleMania XXIV match against Shawn Michaels was in many ways amazing.  And of course Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hit Matt Hardy With A Chair” Added To Wrestlemania Axxess

2 Submitted by on Mon, 24 February 2020, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – At this year’s Wrestlemania Axxess, fans will now have the chance to hit WWE Superstar Matt Hardy with a steel chair. Following the brutal chair-based attack on Hardy by Randy Orton, WWE officials are looking to capitalize on the positive response. “Did you hear that reaction?” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon after Orton’s attack on Hardy. Continue Reading...
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Induction: Blood, Sweat & Gears with Sgt. Slaughter – See Sarge melt your face… And that’s an order!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 20 February 2020, 21:50
VHS, 1987 In 1987, the United States Hot Rod Association released “Blood, Sweat & Gears,” a 37-minute tour-de-force of souped-up engines and general vehicular carnage. There were tractor pulls… …monster truck races… …a car being dropped onto a bunch of other cars from a giant crane… But this VHS didn’t just feature the heavy-duty car-killing machines of the USHRA; it Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 290!!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 19 February 2020, 20:39
Babies! Birds! Bosoms!  This WrestleCrap Radio Has It All! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Headlies: Becky Lynch Tests Positive For Rabies

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 February 2020, 08:00
Everett, WA – Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch has tested positive for rabies days after receiving a bite by WWE Superstar Shayna Baszler. WWE officials suspected Lynch was not well during this morning’s walkthrough at the Angel of the Winds Arena. The normally calm and attentive Lynch was visibly aggressive, growling at members of the ring crew. Her condition quickly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Big Boss Man fights The Mountie- but not in the ring…

2 Submitted by on Fri, 14 February 2020, 02:00
It’s a WWF Battlemania comic book featuring The Big Boss Man and The Mountie having a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death! And for some reason they’re having it on The Forrest Moon Of Endor! The Big Boss Man vs. Wicket in a Jail House match totally should have headlined Summer Slam ’91. JailbirdEwok.com! I bet that URL… might be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Greatest Women’s Match in History – Weird, You Wouldn’t Think THAT Would Be an Induction

41 Submitted by on Thu, 13 February 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2011 If there’s one thing I never, ever want to hear again, it would be “what is your pro wrestling Mount Rushmore?” What a stupid question. Trying to nail down the four best wrestlers in the history of man is a fool’s errand.  And is that even the question?  Are they the BEST wrestlers?  My FAVORITE wrestlers?  The wrestlers Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Special Guest Gimp Added To MJF – Cody Rhodes Match

5 Submitted by on Mon, 10 February 2020, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Following his brutal ten lashings given to him by MJF, Cody Rhodes has announced that their match at AEW Revolution will include a special guest gimp. Still sporting welts on his back, Rhodes announced the stipulation in an interview with Jennifer Decker. “I gave my word that I would endure everything that MJF could dish out,” explained Continue Reading...
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Induction: Undertaker vs. Goldberg – Taker’s most dangerous match since Hell in a Cell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2020, 20:38
WWE, 2019 When you think of dream matches from the Attitude Era that never happened, Goldberg vs. The Undertaker has got to be at the top of the list. Both men were the biggest stars of their respective companies during the Attitude Era: bald, no-gimmicks badasses in plain black trunks… except for The Undertaker. Granted, such a match likely would Continue Reading...
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