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Headlies: Ronda Rousey Sent Down To OVW For Training

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 March 2018, 08:00
Louisville, KY – After her performance on last week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE officials have sent recent signee Ronda Rousey to Ohio Valley Wrestling for training and seasoning. “We had really high hopes. Possibly too high,” said Triple H. “It’s already pretty obvious that Ronda isn’t quite ready for the WWE way of doing things. That hip toss at Elimination Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mama’s Family Wrestling Episode – “Mama Mania”

38 Submitted by on Thu, 01 March 2018, 20:00
Syndicated TV, 1987 This week’s induction is “Mama Mania,” the ninth episode of the fourth season of Mama’s Family. Why is a situation comedy being featured on a wrestling website? Bear with me, perplexed reader, as your confusion shall be dispelled in due time. The show begins with the Harper family sitting down to a macaroni dinner. Supper time is Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 270 – Trish to the Grocery!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 20:30
Howard the Duck and Bill Eadie collide!  And yes, your eyes do not deceive you – we have a TRISH STRATUS TRIP TO THE GROCERY!  Only right here on episode 270 of WrestleCrap Radio! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we are 62% of the way to doing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A humble Garbage Man confronts Royalty.

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 02:00
Duke “The Dumpster” Droese confronts Jerry “The King” Lawler on an episode of Raw. Let me summarize it for you: Duke: You stink! Jerry: No, you stink! Duke: No way, you smell worse than my garbage! Jerry: You smell worse than Jim Carrey’s poop. What a riveting feud. I think they had one of those WWF Superstars feuds that most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elias Found Sleeping In His Pod After Elimination Chamber

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 February 2018, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Crew members were shocked to discover Elias, who had recently competed in the Elimination Chamber match, asleep inside one of the Chamber’s pods. “We were just breaking down the set like we always do and one of our guys discovered Elias,” explained crew leader Bill MacIntosh. “We found him curled up in one of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Show the world how much you love WWF Coliseum Videos!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 23 February 2018, 02:00
From around 1995, it’s an Official WWF Coliseum Video t-shirt! This shirt makes a simple, bold statement. And that stamens is “I love wrestling videos!”. That sounds like a good statement to me! SmackEmWhackEm.com! I bet that URL’s… probably taken. But don’t check it, Crappers! There’s a good chance you’ll regret it…...
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Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 February 2018, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship. “He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00
It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mr. Rocko – Val Venis rocks out with his sock out

17 Submitted by on Thu, 15 February 2018, 20:33
WWF, 1999 This week’s induction stems from WWF Raw’s highest-ever rated segment (or at least its highest-ever rated segment with no wrestling), the much-celebrated “This is Your Life” segment put on by Mankind for The Rock. Over the past two decades, WWE has repeatedly attempted to recapture the magic of this first “This is Your Life” segment… …with each version Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nikki Bella Unimpressed With John Cena’s Valentine’s Day Efforts

9 Submitted by on Mon, 12 February 2018, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Despite his best efforts, WWE Superstar John Cena was unable to impress his fiancé Nikki Bella during their Valentine’s Day celebration. Bella entered the palatial mansion owned by Cena and was met with a long trail of rose petals imported from Ecuador. She rolled her eyes as the petals crunched beneath her Skechers. The scent of Bella’s Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Raw Tenth Anniversary – WWE’s Attendance Awards, live from Times Square!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 01 February 2018, 20:58
WWE, 2003 It’s no secret that a lot of fans didn’t like Raw’s recent 25-year anniversary episode. Even CBS Sports panned the show, and WWE put their article on screen to brag about how much mainstream press they got! But if you were disappointed in Raw 25, maybe you should check out Raw X. If, for example, you bought an Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Brock Lesnar vs Akebono

2 Submitted by on Wed, 31 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What happens when you take one of the most imposing physical specimens in wrestling history and put him in the ring with a near-immobile sumo wrestler? You get a match straight from the low point of New Japan and the height of Antonio Inoki’s insanity! And yep… this is the same Akebono that Big Show wrestled. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns Somehow Wins The Women’s Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 29 January 2018, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – In a shocking and bewildering turn of events, WWE Superstar Roman Reigns has become the first winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble. Defying all the odds and universally-accepted rules, the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion captured glory despite not competing in the match and, despite the suggestions of many fans, not being a woman. The women’s Rumble Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 269: Royal Rumble Preview and More!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 27 January 2018, 17:09
WrestleCrap Radio is back in all its glory – now monthly thanks to our Patreon sponsors!  RD and Blade discuss babies, love, mystery, and yes, pro wrestling, including the Royal Rumble and the XFL, with our absurd cast of characters!  Plus ONLINE HEIGHT STALKERS!  And TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Emmalina – She’ll Be Here Next Week. Or Maybe Never.

41 Submitted by on Thu, 25 January 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2017 I have to admit, I was somewhat surprised the fiasco of Emma morphing into Emmalina placed so low in the 2017 Gooker Award voting.  That’s not to say the winner, in which Jinder Mahal, a skinny jobber somehow magically became a jacked to the gills WWE champion, was undeserving.  It was.  Nor would I take exception to the hideous Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: President McMahon!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 24 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: First told on the old Opie & Anthony Show (before it was revealed the “most real” radio show hosts actually hated each other almost instantly negating the credibility of both) and brought to life by the magic of animator Coke Logic, here is Anthony Cumia as US President Vince McMahon....
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