It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

Pull up to the bar and show some ID – it’s Wrestlecrap’s 21st birthday!

Celebrate with a new induction!

Yep, It’s THAT Thunder with Kevin Nash on Commentary.

The Big Shizow is here…and INDUCTED!

It’s ‘Lights Out’ for Dr. Britt Baker when she goes up against the dreaded Board Of Dentistry.

Grab your toothbrush and read all about it in Headlies!

RD & Blade discuss their favorite women’s wrestling matches of all time!

Plus a cartoon voice actor punches Adolph Hitler in the face!

WrestleCrap Radio 303 is here!

All The Latest Crap!

INDUCTION: Babyface Honky Tonk Man – Was that REALLY the Plan? WrestleCrap Investigates!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2021, 20:00
WWF, 1986 Every once in a while, I hit upon an induction I cannot honestly fathom we’ve never covered.  You wouldn’t even think that was possible after nearly 21 years (!!!!), but today we have one that somehow has slipped by: the early WWF days of the legendary Honky Tonk Man…when he was a good guy. Mercy mercy, sakes alive! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers Win The Super Bowl

3 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2021, 08:00
Tampa Bay, FL – In an unprecedented turn of events, the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs to win their first ever Super Bowl. Led by quarterback Taylor “Corndog” Cornelius, the Vipers decimated Chiefs’ secondary. Crisp, tight spirals soared majestically through the air all night, netting a record seven touchdown passes. On the defensive side, former Super Continue Reading...
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Induction: RETRIBUTION – The 2020 Gooker Award winner

59 Submitted by on Thu, 04 February 2021, 20:00
RETRIBUTION was a faction that could only have emerged in 2020. For one thing, it was that summer that saw historic unrest in American cities, sparked by numerous deaths of African-Americans at the hands of police. Coast-to-coast Black Lives Matter protests, violence between Antifa and right-wing groups, destructive anarchist riots, often-brutal reprisals by law enforcement – these events would fundamentally Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Peacock Wins The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 01 February 2021, 08:00
St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a man in a giant peacock costume won the Royal Rumble. With its iridescent coloration and expansive feathers, the large man-bird entered the Rumble at the coveted 30th spot. Confused and terrified, many Superstars eliminated themselves in an act of self-preservation. After extensive flexing, preening, and pecking, Peacock made short Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 302 – Royal Rumble Memories & More!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 29 January 2021, 12:51
It’s Royal Rumble Time! RD & Blade discuss favorite memories of the annual hootenanny, Trish Stratus and other lovely ladies of wrestling, and tons more! WrestleCrap Radio 302 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair WHOOs and spins!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 January 2021, 02:00
Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in a picture of his WCW Ric Flair Spinner top. Look! It has one of those pull cord things! Oh yeah, and it’s neon orange and green- which of course are just the kind of colors you would associate with Ric Flair. SpinningFlairFun.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...
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INDUCTION: MTV’s I Wanna Be a WWF Superstar – Just Please Don’t Wake Up Carson Daly While You’re Doing It

25 Submitted by on Thu, 28 January 2021, 20:00
MTV Sports Show, 1999 Confession time: I was not planning on writing this induction.   The original plan today was for the 2020 Gooker Winner Retribution to be posted, but that is such a gigantic steaming pile of garbage that it’s taking a bit longer than planned for us to digest and regurgitate it all.  Unsure of what to do, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shawn Michaels Pardoned For Barber Shop Window Incident

4 Submitted by on Mon, 25 January 2021, 08:00
Corpus Christi, TX – WWE legend Shawn Michaels received a full presidential pardon this week for the infamous Barber Shop Window incident in 1992. The event, which saw Michaels throw his Rockers partner Marty Janetty through a window, has been on Michaels’ record for decades. In a last-minute flurry of activity before leaving office, President Donald Trump issued a slew Continue Reading...
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Induction: Help! I’m Trapped in a Professional Wrestler’s Body – Middle School of Hard Knocks

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 January 2021, 20:00
Book, 2000 For decades, a staple of American public schools has been the Scholastic book fair, where booksellers take over the school’s library for a week so kids can bring home the newest edition of Animorphs, Goosebumps, or whatnot. And while he’s no RL Stine, author Todd Strasser seems to have made a decent living churning out short chapter books Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Reunited Bullet Club Members Struggle To Find New Name

5 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2021, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – A surprise reunion of former Bullet Club members on AEW’s New Year’s Smash has forced the former faction to create a new team name. The famous wrestling group primarily appeared in New Japan Pro-Wrestling, but due to strict copyright laws, AEW champion Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson are now forced to use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 4

4 Submitted by on Sun, 17 January 2021, 19:45
Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act I As in the script, the film makes sure the first image we see is that of our hero, but unlike the script there is now a voice-over of two announcers, bickering, and discussing how this is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Trump Supporters Unable To Find And Storm WWE Hall Of Fame

13 Submitted by on Mon, 11 January 2021, 08:00
After several days of searching, a group of Donald Trump supporters were unable to find and storm the WWE Hall Of Fame. The six car and one 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon caravan began their journey in Florida, slowly making their way up the East coast towards Connecticut. The poorly planned trip worked on the assumption that the much-advertised hall of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Lights WWE Legend Moppy On Fire

6 Submitted by on Mon, 04 January 2021, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Randy Orton’s fire-fueled frenzy continued this week after he set beloved superstar Moppy ablaze during Legends Night. The gathering of legends, meant to honor former stars and definitely not to boost ratings, started off as expected. Icons such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Alicia Fox thanked the nonexistent crowd for their support and well wishes. Hillbilly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 January 2021, 02:00
This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure.  Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

4 Submitted by on Fri, 25 December 2020, 02:00
Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Performs Santa With Muscles Table Read

4 Submitted by on Mon, 21 December 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials, Superstars, and underlings gathered together to do a table reading of the holiday classic, Santa With Muscles. According to WWE COO Triple H, the special mandatory read-through was done to bring holiday spirit. He insisted it was definitely not for any other reason. “It’s been a tough year, we’re trying to put a smile on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2020, 02:00
Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...
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Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Moves To The Villages After Signing Sting

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2020, 08:00
The Villages, FL – All Elite Wrestling stunned the world for a second time this week after announcing that they would be moving their base of operations to The Villages. Known as ‘Florida’s Friendliest Active Adult Retirement Community’, The Villages is a sprawling age-restricted city. Community rules dictate that no one under 55 can live in The Villages, but AEW Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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Quick update from RD

24 Submitted by on Wed, 18 November 2020, 20:25
Hey there fellow Crappers!   You may not have heard, but I was in a car wreck this week. It’s all good, I appear to be ok (neck and back hurt a bit). However, that along with my house winding up flooded in the same 48 hour span (!!!!) has caused my schedule to go completely out of whack. I Continue Reading...
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