Finally, WWE kings and queens get the respect they deserve!

Grab your crown and scepters and read all about it in Headlies!

The last wrestling game for the NES really sent a message:

“Buy a Super Nintendo already!”

LJN’s hideous King of the Ring, inducted!

It’s the biggest independent wrestling event of the year and Doink is all in!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff takes RD Reynolds to task over The Death of WCW.

Time for a response on WrestleCrap Radio!

And yes, the two will meet in Chicago during All In weekend!

Behold the 9600 baud glory of the WOW website!

Deadsites has returned to WrestleCrap!

NEW INDUCTION!

Taxes, chokeslams, and Katie Vick.

It’s the mayoral race made in Hell and you can only read about it in Headlies!

No amount of blarney could convince fans to watch this match.

Couldn’t be arsed to watch it the first time? Then read about it in our new induction!

 

We hope you enjoyed your time in Saudi Arabia, Curt Hawkins.

You’ll be staying a while.

Find out why in a brand new Headlie!

It’s the ultimate battle of good vs. evil!

It’s the WWF on Family Feud in 1993!

NEW INDUCTION!

 

The Rock is going to be in a new video game movie!

He probably should have read the fine print.

Grab a fistful of quarters and read about it in Headlies!

The event that killed the World Bodybuilding Federation once and for all –

The WBF 1992 Championship gets inducted!

WrestleCrap Has Completed Its Move to our New Server!

If you have archive access, please log in and give it a try!

If it fails, please email rd@wrestlecrap.com we’ll fix it!

Nicholas is ready to take on all wrestlers!

Catch these Ultraviolent hands in a brand new Headlie!

  • Everyone Fired For The "Bobby Lashley's Sisters" Segment
  • Midnight Rose To Face Kenny Omega At All In
  • New Series 'Total Awkward' To Debut This Month On E!
  • Tony Nese Donates Four Of His Abs To Sin Cara
  • WWE's "Pretty Okay Royal Rumble" Set To Take Place In Bratislava, Slovakia
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WrestleCrap Radio 272 – WrestleMania Preview Show!

15 Submitted by on Sun, 01 April 2018, 13:01
Celebrate WrestleCrap’s 18 Year Anniversary (!!!) as RD and Blade dive into all the WrestleMania news!  Who will win between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar?  How about AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura?  Find out as WrestleCrap Radio gives you ALL the scoops! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

18 Submitted by on Sun, 01 April 2018, 02:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…

3 Submitted by on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:00
It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania IV – Crapped out in Atlantic City

42 Submitted by on Thu, 29 March 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1988 Anyone who knows wrestling will tell you that Wrestlemania is WWE’s biggest pay-per-view every year. Those same people will tell you that Starrcade was NWA and WCW’s biggest pay-per-view every year. But unlike Wrestlemania, Starrcade often fell victim to bizarre promotional ideas that transformed the show into one giant gimmick. Starrcade ’89 consisted solely of two round-robin tournaments Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wrestling Buddies commercial is kind of creepy

2 Submitted by on Wed, 28 March 2018, 02:00
It’s a commercial for the Tonka Wrestling Buddies dolls! Mom is trying to make dinner and is sick and tired of the noise and Earthquake (yes, Tenta-sized) shaking of the foundation of her house caused by the kids upstairs. She tells her husband Henry to take care of it. So instead of disciplining his kids and telling them to knock Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 271!!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 March 2018, 18:26
It’s March Madness! But we hate basketball, so we talk PRO WRESTLING instead!  Among the topics…GOLDBERG! Burger King’s Herb!  Doink returning from the dead!  And yes, FUN WITH TAMMY!  Plus the debut of the STEIN LINE!  Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we are 54% of the way Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Jump Off Of Braun Strowman At Wrestlemania

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 March 2018, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – Although he does not officially have a match for Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon has already announced that he plans to jump off of Braun Strowman. McMahon has made a name for himself in recent years by jumping off of incredibly tall structures during matches. He famously jumped off an ambulance, the Titantron, and the Hell In A Cell. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon, ECW Champion – Crap…to the EXTREME!

22 Submitted by on Thu, 22 March 2018, 20:00
WWE ECW, 2007 If you weren’t a wrestling fan in the late 1980’s, I don’t know you can appreciate just what a revolutionary force Paul Heyman’s Extreme Championship Wrestling truly was.  I say the 1980’s, not the 1990’s, because to really understand ECW, you need to know what ECW was in its heyday, but rather what the landscape was in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces The Inaugural “Matilda Memorial Battle Royal”

15 Submitted by on Mon, 19 March 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference earlier today, WWE officials announced that Wrestlemania will be hosting the inaugural all-animal Matilda Memorial Battle Royal. “The fur is really going to fly at this year’s Wrestlemania as thirty animals will battle in a WWE ring,” said Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Strong. Powerful. Smelly. These unique Superstars have set the bar Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Watch out! This Sunny poster book could be dangerous!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 March 2018, 02:00
This is a circa 1996 “Totally Rad” (!) poster book of Tam.. er.. I mean Tammy.. er.. I mean Sunny. It isn’t too exceptional save for that blurb at the bottom warning “youngsters” about the staples. I just love that they refer to kids as “youngsters” as if this poster book was put together by a committee of women in Continue Reading...
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Bret & Owen on Honey, I Shrunk The Kids – The Harts team with the Kidshrinkers

28 Submitted by on Thu, 15 March 2018, 21:39
Syndicated TV, 1998 For me, the tag team of Bret & Owen Hart is one of the most frustrating “what ifs” in wrestling. Despite having such individual technical skill and natural chemistry, the two most famous of Stu and Helen’s boys only tagged a handful of times, including a great match against the Steiner Brothers seen only on Coliseum video. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hey Vern, it’s Ernest… and wrestling!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 14 March 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this episode of Jim Varney’s short lived (but Emmy Award winning) series “Hey Vern: It’s Ernest” where we see Ernest prepare for his wrestling debut against Chainsaw Chester with $10,000 on the line. We see Ernest train, cut promos, and develop his wrestling persona! Plus George the Lizard tries multiple sports, Miss Simon Simmons Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Already Ready For Wrestlemania

4 Submitted by on Mon, 12 March 2018, 08:00
Red Springs, NC – Die-hard pro wrestling fan Aiden Garcia is already prepared to watch Wrestlemania despite the event not taking place for another four weeks. “I’ve been waiting all year for this and I’m not going to miss a single second,” said the unmarried 36-year-old. “I’m on the road to Wrestlemania and nothing is going to detour me. Not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ronda Rousey Sent Down To OVW For Training

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 March 2018, 08:00
Louisville, KY – After her performance on last week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE officials have sent recent signee Ronda Rousey to Ohio Valley Wrestling for training and seasoning. “We had really high hopes. Possibly too high,” said Triple H. “It’s already pretty obvious that Ronda isn’t quite ready for the WWE way of doing things. That hip toss at Elimination Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mama’s Family Wrestling Episode – “Mama Mania”

38 Submitted by on Thu, 01 March 2018, 20:00
Syndicated TV, 1987 This week’s induction is “Mama Mania,” the ninth episode of the fourth season of Mama’s Family. Why is a situation comedy being featured on a wrestling website? Bear with me, perplexed reader, as your confusion shall be dispelled in due time. The show begins with the Harper family sitting down to a macaroni dinner. Supper time is Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 270 – Trish to the Grocery!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 20:30
Howard the Duck and Bill Eadie collide!  And yes, your eyes do not deceive you – we have a TRISH STRATUS TRIP TO THE GROCERY!  Only right here on episode 270 of WrestleCrap Radio! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we are 62% of the way to doing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A humble Garbage Man confronts Royalty.

3 Submitted by on Wed, 28 February 2018, 02:00
Duke “The Dumpster” Droese confronts Jerry “The King” Lawler on an episode of Raw. Let me summarize it for you: Duke: You stink! Jerry: No, you stink! Duke: No way, you smell worse than my garbage! Jerry: You smell worse than Jim Carrey’s poop. What a riveting feud. I think they had one of those WWF Superstars feuds that most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elias Found Sleeping In His Pod After Elimination Chamber

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 February 2018, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Crew members were shocked to discover Elias, who had recently competed in the Elimination Chamber match, asleep inside one of the Chamber’s pods. “We were just breaking down the set like we always do and one of our guys discovered Elias,” explained crew leader Bill MacIntosh. “We found him curled up in one of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Show the world how much you love WWF Coliseum Videos!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 23 February 2018, 02:00
From around 1995, it’s an Official WWF Coliseum Video t-shirt! This shirt makes a simple, bold statement. And that stamens is “I love wrestling videos!”. That sounds like a good statement to me! SmackEmWhackEm.com! I bet that URL’s… probably taken. But don’t check it, Crappers! There’s a good chance you’ll regret it…...
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Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 February 2018, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship. “He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00
It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...
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