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RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird discuss twenty years (!!!) of WrestleCrap.com!

All New Episode!

The first WrestleCrap Induction with a SEIZURE WARNING!

The WrestleMania Music Video Is Here!

The Exalted One has finally been revealed!

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Vince McMahon has struck again in an all-new Headlie!

The Kane biography you didn’t know you needed…

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New induction!

Wrestlemania has found a new home!

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It doesn’t get much more 1990 than this – Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show!

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I tried to keep this induction a secret, but it leaked.

Drake Maverick gives new meaning to the term, “comic relief”.

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Tragedy strikes the wrestling world like never before.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes is gone forever.

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The match vs. Shawn was NOT Ric Flair’s final match.

The actual finale for the Nature Boy was far, FAR worse.

Ric Flair’s TRUE final match…INDUCTED!

Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

Delightful!

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Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

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Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

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The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

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Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

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All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Undertaker vs. Goldberg – Taker’s most dangerous match since Hell in a Cell

22 Submitted by on Thu, 06 February 2020, 20:38
WWE, 2019 When you think of dream matches from the Attitude Era that never happened, Goldberg vs. The Undertaker has got to be at the top of the list. Both men were the biggest stars of their respective companies during the Attitude Era: bald, no-gimmicks badasses in plain black trunks… except for The Undertaker. Granted, such a match likely would Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jean-Pierre LaFitte Steals Chris Jericho’s Cruise Ship

5 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2020, 08:00
Miami, FL – Miami Police have reported that the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship that recently Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Rager, was stolen by former WWF star Jean-Pierre LaFitte. The ship, which was used to tape the January 22nd episode of AEW Dynamite, was docked at PortMiami for an extensive hosing and scrubbing. Somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Continue Reading...
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The Return of the WrestleCrap Mailbag…now in AUDIO FORM!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2020, 22:14
After over fifteen years, the WrestleCrap Mailbag is BACK…but now in AUDIO FORM! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD andBlade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Induction: LaVar Ball on MizTV – It takes a lot of Balls to put on a segment this bad

25 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2020, 20:29
WWE, 2017 As hinted earlier, this induction is about Balls. LaVar Ball and his sons Lonzo and LaMelo Ball, to be specific. You remember LaVar Ball, don’t you? The overbearing basketball dad who’d make ridiculous boasts about his son Lonzo? He was certainly a character, in much the same way that Mr. McMahon was a character during the Attitude Era Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fake Cody Rhodes and Fake Chris Jericho Appear At The Royal Rumble

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Houston, TX – In a surprisingly unsurprising move, WWE debuted and embarrassed “Cody Rhodes” and “Chris Jericho” at last night’s Royal Rumble. After Brock Lesnar entered the Rumble at number one, the two impersonators were led to the ring by Bruce Prichard. The Executive Producer of Smackdown, donning a black cowboy hat, introduced himself as “Texarkana”. “You want a war, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Regrets Wishing For More Wrestling On A Monkey’s Paw

5 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2020, 08:00
Duluth, MN – Diehard wrestling fan Henry Peterson now regrets wishing for more pro wrestling on a magical monkey’s paw. Peterson, who purchased the cursed object from a mysterious old man at a market in Marakesh, was unaware of its power. “At first, I didn’t really think much of it,” said Peterson, bathed in the warm glow of his television Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Seth vs. Fiend Hell in a Cell – 2019 Gooker Award Winner

66 Submitted by on Thu, 16 January 2020, 20:00
WWE – 2019 Gooker Award Winner It was close. It was very close. This year, I decided to eyeball the Gooker voting from start to finish.  I generally don’t do that, but there was a morbid curiosity as to what was going to take the feathery crown.  Confession time: I will admit some years there are “filler” nominees – stuff that was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Excalibur Removes His Mask, Terrifying AEW Employees

6 Submitted by on Mon, 13 January 2020, 08:00
Miami, FL – All Elite Wrestling announcer Excalibur removed his mask at a company meeting this morning, terrifying and sickening his fellow employees. The former wrestler, who still wears his luchadore-style mask while calling AEW matches, addressed the group. “I’d given a lot of thought to what Brandi Rhodes said to me on last week’s show,” said Excalibur. “Ultimately, she’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: Make Darren Young Great Again – “Again”?

21 Submitted by on Thu, 09 January 2020, 22:29
WWE, 2016 It’s not uncommon for WWE to utterly waste a wrestling legend, nor is it unusual for WWE to try and fail at political satire, but in 2016 the company managed to do both simultaneously. One night in May, WWE’s announcers informed the viewers that Darren Young, formerly of the Prime Time Players, had for the longest time been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev – Lana – Lashley – Liv Angle To Now Include Literal Car Wrecks

4 Submitted by on Mon, 06 January 2020, 08:00
Oklahoma City, OK – After seeing the ratings success of the Lashley – Lana wedding on the last Monday Night Raw of 2019, Vince McMahon has demanded that actual car accidents be included in storyline. The decision came Monday morning during the creative team’s weekly meeting. “We need something big! Huge! Something that will force the WWE Universe to keep Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Otis Dozovic To Be Dropped At Midnight On New Year’s Eve

1 Submitted by on Mon, 30 December 2019, 08:00
New York, NY – Times Square New Year’s Eve organizers have announced that WWE Superstar Otis Dizovic will be replacing the traditional ball dropped at midnight. “We are incredibly excited to have Mr. Dozovic joining us,” said Times Square event organizer Belinda Accoune. “Fans were very excited when we revealed that Roman Reigns was going to have a wrestling match. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bray Wyatt To Celebrate Christmas With The Miz’s Family

3 Submitted by on Mon, 23 December 2019, 08:00
Thousand Oaks, CA – Following his triumphant win at TLC, Bray Wyatt will now be spending Christmas with The Miz’s family. Per the terms of their match at the most recent Pay-Per-View, WWE Universal Champion will now be celebrating the holidays with Miz’s wife Maryse and their children Madison and Monroe. Miz, who stated it was the most important match Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 289 – Merry Christmas, Everyone!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 22 December 2019, 19:11
Celebrate the holidays with WrestleCrap Radio! Yuletide fun includes discussion of The Big Dog invading Times Square for New Years, Mickie James’ Christmas Sweater, and of course RD’s TRIP…to Black Friday! Plus gifts are exchanged! It’s a Merry Little Christmas Indeed! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT Continue Reading...
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CHRISTMAS INDUCTION: Christmas Vacation 2 – Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure – Why Couldn’t This Movie Have Been Lost at Sea?

17 Submitted by on Thu, 19 December 2019, 20:00
“Movie”, 2002 Merry Christmas fellow Crappers!  Once again it’s time for your old buddy and old pal RD Reynolds to step away from the worst in pro wrestling…and instead concentrate on the worst of Christmas movies!  I’ve been doing this almost since the site first launched,…if you want to check out similar past inductions, I urge you to do so Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NXT Launches New Podcast “2 Weeks With Triple H”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 16 December 2019, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – WWE has announced the creation of their latest podcast “2 Weeks With Triple H”. The podcast will focus on the two glorious weeks that NXT won the Wednesday Night War against AEW. Broadcasting from a broom closet at the WWE Performance Center, the podcast recounts the two-month struggle between rival wrestling companies. Triple H, who runs Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

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It’s WCW Bret Hart cereal! Just add milk to hear Snap! Crackle! Whine! Warning– Cereal my lose its direction and float aimlessly around without purpose. Geez, I haven’t seen a cereal box that pink since Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch. (Does come with effeminate sailor hippo as illustrated). Pfft, our own gay sailor’s straight brother’s Sweet Crunch cereal is way better! “That Punch Crunch Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Stormtrooper – Featuring Super Mario (sort of)!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 12 December 2019, 21:30
For most people, the only wrestling stormtrooper is and always will be The Shockmaster… …who famously tripped through a wall during his debut and dropped his glittery Star Wars helmet. But the Stormtrooper I’m talking about today had a gimmick that harkens back not to the famous Star Wars, but an earlier war called World War II. This Stormtrooper was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Roman Reigns/Can Of Dog Food Battle Pack

3 Submitted by on Mon, 09 December 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Following the dastardly attack by King Corbin and Dolph Ziggler on Roman Reigns, WWE has decided to capitalize on the incident with brand new action figures. After defeating Ziggler on Friday Night Smackdown, Roman Reigns was beaten down and chained to a ring post. In an act that enraged the WWE Universe and PETA, Ziggler and Corbin Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Reviews EVERY Wrestling Item in the 1992 Sears Wish Book!

15 Submitted by on Thu, 05 December 2019, 20:00
Sears/WWF, 1992 When I was growing up and Christmas was drawing nigh, I was completely out of control.  I absolutely loved Christmas then…and I absolutely love Christmas now.  But as the years pass away in my life, so do some of the simpler pleasures.   And there was perhaps no simpler yet at the same time gargantuan pleasure than the Continue Reading...
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