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WWE Lives in an all-new Headlies!

The Toast of The Coast takes Tinsel Town…

…and a wrestler’s life.

New induction!

All NES wrestling games are debated…and the best is chosen!

RD and Blade Show Episode 50, exclusively on Patreon!

Eyeballs, Swamps, Cameos, and Centaurs Running for President!

WrestleCrap Radio 296 is here!

Things were looking pretty bad for Rey Mysterio after Extreme Rules.

Lucky for him, WWE saw the problem and envisioned a solution.

Feast your eyes on a new Headlies!

A story of a wrestler and his rat.

CLICKBAIT WARNING: this time it’s an actual rodent.

Black Reign…INDUCTED!

Which “Dog-Faced” wrestler is demanding a match against the winner of AEW’s Puppy Battle Royale?

Find out in a doggone new Headlie!

WWE Superstars by night, drug-busting secret agents even later at night.

The second and last WWE novel – inducted!

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WrestleCrap Radio 294!!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 20:45
WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss the three things every wrestling podcast needs: golf carts, belts, and pregnancies! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday’s Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka’s WWE Raw Women’s Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. “She really was Continue Reading...
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Induction: UWF Beach Brawl – Don’t count Herb Abrams out (unless it’s a street fight)

21 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2020, 20:52
UWF, 1991 Herb Abrams was a big-time wrestling fan, and a wealthy one, at that. Abrams was one of the first to prove what a dangerous combination that was, launching the Universal Wrestling Federation in 1990, signing up all the big names he could and putting them on TV before their paychecks bounced. But if Abrams wanted the UWF to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Otis Gets Middle Management Job After Money In The Bank Match

2 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After obtaining the Money In The Bank Briefcase, WWE Superstar Otis Dozovic ended up gaining a new job in WWE’s corporate office. The beloved Superstar raced through Titan Tower along with Rey Mysterio, Baron Corbin, Aleister Black, AJ Styles, and Daniel Bryan in order to win the Money In The Bank briefcase. The battle spilled throughout WWE’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: ICOPRO – Inedible COlonic PROduct

28 Submitted by on Thu, 07 May 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1992-1995 When the new XFL folded mid-season due to the global pandemic, it was not the first time that a Vince McMahon venture had fallen victim to bad timing. Back in 1991, Vince McMahon launched the World Bodybuilding Federation just before scandal erupted regarding steroids in the WWF. Now, far be it from me to compare a federal investigation Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Parts Unknown Extends Lockdown

5 Submitted by on Mon, 04 May 2020, 08:00
Parts Unknown – The residents of Parts Unknown must continue their lockdown for another two months, according to instructions by the local government. Parts Unknown, which exists outside time and space, has been a refuge for masked, face-painted, and generally weird professional wrestlers for decades. This mysterious land serves as a home for such grapplers as The Ultimate Warrior, The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hillbilly And The Hulkster- Tag Team Champs?

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 May 2020, 02:00
This is a set of Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim figures that are supposed to be a tag team (?) that come with the Tag Team Championship belts (?!). I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan and Hillbilly Jim never tagged together, so they were never the Tag Team Champions (thank goodness!). But the real mystery here is… Why doesn’t this come with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Gronk Returns Half-Eaten WWE 24/7 Championship

2 Submitted by on Mon, 27 April 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski was forced to relinquish the 24/7 championship this morning to WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Gronk, who recently rejoined the NFL as a member of the Tamp Bay Buccaneers, acknowledged the difficult decision to give up the belt. “I just want to say ‘Thank you’ to WWE and to Mr. McMahon,” said Gronk, tears Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s time to finger a friend with WCW Finger Fighters!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 24 April 2020, 02:00
We’ve covered lots of WWE and WCW thumb wrestling toys before here in Someone Bought This, but today we have something new- WCW Finger Fighters! They call them Finger Fighters even though you use your thumbs. I guess “Thumb Thwackers” wasn’t quite as catchy a name? “Comes complete with RING OF DOOM play board”. Scott Keith aught to sue these people. Continue Reading...
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A Look Back at the Very Worst of the Gooker Winners!

24 Submitted by on Tue, 21 April 2020, 19:50
  Former Rewriting The Book author Jon Milne wanted to jump in and give his two cents on the very worst of all the Gooker winners…so without further adieu, Jon take it away! Even despite the massive public health crisis that has massively impacted the world recently, there’s been a great sense of déjà vu about the kinds of stuff Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Doctors, Nurses, Food Service Workers Applaud Wrestlers

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 April 2020, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – On Sunday night at 7:00pm, doctors, nurses, and food service workers surrounded WWE’s Performance Center and applauded. Last week, Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared that WWE was an “essential business”. This decision has allowed WWE to continue producing live shows despite the continuing pandemic. A social media movement to show support for these newly designated essential Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Doctor Of Style” Slick Urges People To Stay Home

2 Submitted by on Mon, 13 April 2020, 08:00
Louisville, KY – Legendary WWF manager Slick, commonly known as “The Doctor Of Style” is urging people to continue social distancing by staying at home. Slick, who managed The Twin Towers, The Bolsheviks, and Kamala, has taken to the airwaves to help stop the spread of COVID-19. Stationed at the University of Louisville Hospital, Slick has been assisting in style-related Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 293!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 12 April 2020, 12:53
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton return and actually, believe it or not, discuss PRO WRESTLING!  THIS IS NOT A JOKE.  Nearly 90 minutes of WrestleMania, the Firefly Funhouse, the WrestleCrap Madness tournament and its finals, and more! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Continue Reading...
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SUPER INDUCTION SPECIAL: WrestleCrap Madness – 20th Anniversary Tournament!

27 Submitted by on Sat, 11 April 2020, 07:49
We can’t believe it either – WrestleCrap.com has been around for TWENTY YEARS!  And we’ve decided to celebrate with every single one of you in a very special way. March Madness may not have happened this year…but we’ve got something better.  Behold the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament! SIXTY FOUR (!!!!) of the very worst characters are vying to become the pinnacle Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The most violent wrestling game I’ve ever seen…

8 Submitted by on Fri, 10 April 2020, 02:00
This is a weird one.. It’s the WWF Superstars Wrestling Arcade Game by Helm Toy. The goal of the game is to shoot the wrestlers with the gun to earn points! I guess it’s supposed to be like a throwback to an old-timer Shooting Gallery carnival game, but it just seems kind of morbid and creepy- especially since a decent Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Beach Blast Bikini Contest – Johnny B Badd makes it rain on these beaches

10 Submitted by on Thu, 09 April 2020, 20:00
WCW, 1992 They weren’t all classics, but Wrestlemania 36 featured a record five women’s matches, with a total of fifteen competitors. Had the battle royal not been scrapped, that total would have been higher still. Those figures are mind-boggling compared with the sparse WWF’s women’s wrestling scene in the mid-90s. Back then, the women’s division typically consisted of two competitors: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 93,174 Attend Wrestlemania Says Vince McMahon

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE officials announced this morning that they have broken their Wrestlemania attendance record. In a conference call, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the historic announcement. “It was an amazing Wrestlemania weekened,” he said proudly. “The card was so big we had to spread it over two nights. Great matches! Title changes! Gronk! The WWE Universe had the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Steals Pirate Ship From Raymond James Stadium

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 April 2020, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Searching for her own “Wrestlemania Moment” this weekend, beloved Superstar Kairi Sane snuck into Raymond James Stadium and stole the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’’ iconic pirate ship. Due to the global pandemic, Wrestlemania plans have been thrown into chaos over recent weeks. Typically a weeklong celebration of professional wrestling and sports entertainment, this year’s Wrestlemania has been marred Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 292!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2020, 07:16
RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton don’t have time for tomfoolery this week what with the WrestleCrap Madness Tournament and all, so they turn the reigns over…but to WHO? This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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