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INDUCTION: Adam Rose and The Bunny – Going Down a Truly Crappy Rabbit Hole

41 Submitted by on Thu, 02 August 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2014-2015 Since day one here,  we’ve maintained the wrestlers who are forced to portray ridiculous gimmicks or be thrust into awful storylines aren’t at fault for their predicament.  Rather, they are the victims in this business.  They are men and women who are trying to put food on the table by doing the best they can with whatever absurd Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: G1 Special In WrestleCrap

6 Submitted by on Wed, 01 August 2018, 20:00
A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts Hi my name is Paul Sebert, and I’ve been a wrestling fan since childhood even writing a (a frankly terrible) wrestling column for college paper during the Monday Night War years. In more recent years I’ve been something of a contributor to this website, submitting many candidates to Paul Kraft’s “It Came From Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jackie Gayda – Trish Stratus Rematch Scheduled For ‘Evolution’

3 Submitted by on Mon, 30 July 2018, 08:00
  Miami, FL – The first match for WWE’s new all-female event “Evolution” was announced this past weekend. In a press conference before Monday Night Raw, Stephanie McMahon declared that WWE Hall of Famer Trish Stratus would return to the ring to face former Diva Jackie Gayda. “Evolution is the start of something special,” said McMahon. “The WWE Universe deserves Continue Reading...
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Starrcast Update: RD Responds to Eric Bischoff

5 Submitted by on Sat, 28 July 2018, 16:09
Here’s my SCATHING (and unedited!) promo on Eric Bischoff defending the honor of the legendary book, The Death of WCW. He already had a response in the Starrcast Event Center, available by clicking here. See you at Starrcast, jerk!...
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Someone Bought This: Pitch ’till you win and get some Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin carnival glass!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 27 July 2018, 02:00
I’ve written about a fantastic piece of Hulk Hogan carnival glass that Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula found in the past, and now I’ve found more! These are the kind of tacky, but somehow really interesting (in cheap knockoff sort of way) prizes you could win at carnivals and State Fairs after you somehow manage to win at one of the rigged games. Continue Reading...
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Induction: Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon – featuring Triple B, Linda McMahon

20 Submitted by on Thu, 26 July 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2003 With Summerslam – the biggest party of the summer, if you hadn’t heard – just weeks away, it’s time to revisit a forgotten feud from 2003’s edition of The Biggest Party Of The Summer (Summerslam). It was a mature feud for mature audiences – mature audiences who loved mature women. As you’ll recall, Kane, having recently been unmasked, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nicholas Added To Roman Reigns-Bobby Lashley #1 Contender Match

4 Submitted by on Mon, 23 July 2018, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Fans were stunned when Stephanie McMahon made her historic announcement on Monday Night Raw. Speculation had been running wild with many believing the announcement would reveal new Women’s Tag Team belts or the return of WWF ice cream bars. “Well, I’ve done it again,” bragged McMahon to the live crowd. “I, Stephanie McMahon, the beautiful genius, have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 20 July 2018, 02:00
Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead  bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Dr. D’s GUN SHOW – BANG!

15 Submitted by on Thu, 19 July 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1985 There aren’t many things in life I regret; I can easily count on one hand the number of instances I wish I could change.  But tonight’s induction is a spotlight on something I wish I could roll back the calendar so I could tweak my life slightly. I’ve been following pro wrestling since early 1985.  Yes, I was Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shark Accidentally Left Inside Cage With James Ellsworth

4 Submitted by on Mon, 16 July 2018, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – A series of errors at last night’s Extreme Rules event led to a shark accidentally being left inside the cage used to hold James Ellsworth above the ring. The regrettable event took place during last night’s match between Asuka and Carmella for the Smackdown Women’s Championship. To prevent Ellsworth from interfering in the match, he was placed Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sunny’s autobiography- you really can judge a book by its cover!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 13 July 2018, 02:00
A few years ago Tammy “Sunny” Sytch released an autobiography. Hey, is that bird crap on the cover? Oh, it’s supposed to be a shattered windshield. Well, her life has kind of been like a car crash I guess… Hey look, there’s a typo on the back cover blurb! “The original WEE Diva”? Is it too much to ask that a Continue Reading...
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Induction: Great Khali, Punjabi Playboy – Huge Hefner

27 Submitted by on Thu, 12 July 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2008-2009 What do you do with a guy like Great Khali? Legitimately one of the tallest men to ever step in a WWE ring, Khali had a lot going for him – international appeal, an impressive physique, and an awe-inspiring stature. But he wasn’t quite the complete package, lacking a few key abilities that a sports-entertainer needed to get Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Great American Bash 2012 – The Least American Bash of All Time!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 05 July 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2012 The original Great American Bash of 1985  is one of my earliest memories of professional wrestling. As I’ve noted before in other inductions, I’ve always been a fan of events taking into account holidays.  When you think about it, what is more apropos of pro wrestling than the United States’ Independence Day, which takes place on the 4th Continue Reading...
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It Came from YouTube: All American Undertaker!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 04 July 2018, 08:48
In celebration of the 4th of July, here’s a goofy segment in which the Undertaker joins the All Americans prior to Survivor Series 1993.  While Taker bedecked with a Betsy Ross flag is the notable centerpiece, pay attention to Lex Luger’s reaction – he celebrates like he just won his first world title! Have a great 4th, everyone!...
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WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

7 Submitted by on Mon, 02 July 2018, 08:00
  Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bad Guys – Sometimes, it’s good to be bad. Not this time, but sometimes.

10 Submitted by on Thu, 28 June 2018, 21:37
Movie, 1986 It’s a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, and Dave Atkins is driving his pickup truck when the fuzz gets on his tail. With siren wailing, a police officer pursues him through the suburban LA streets on a motorcycle. Fighting traffic and the terrible glare that shows up in many of the shots, Dave thinks he has lost the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 205 Live Roster To Fight Over Money In The Bank Coin Purse

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 June 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – At a locker room meeting with the wrestlers from 205 Live, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that they would be participating in their own Money In The Bank Ladder match. The locker room buzzed with excitement, the possibilities of incredible high spots and daring aerial moves flying through their heads. The Luchadores huddled together immediately while Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #274!!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 June 2018, 09:47
RD and Blade are back to talk reverse vasectomies, the Flexing Dutch Oven, the return of David Arquette, and a great new charity drive, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Thanks to you, we are now doing guaranteed monthly shows!  Help us out, won’t you? Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Amnesia Barry Darsow – Mr. Hole In One’s Memory Gets Repossessed!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 21 June 2018, 20:00
WCW, 1999 One of the things I really loved about the early days of WrestleCrap.com was the sense of being able to prove to long-time fans that horrible wrestling angles and characters they thought they could have only imagined did in fact exist.  As the site has grown to its current gargantuan state over nearly two decades, it’s tougher to Continue Reading...
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