THE DUNGEON OF DOOM REUNITES!

Join the Alliance to End Hulkamania at the WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

The takes will be hot and the cuts will be cold when Eric Bischoff goes to Starrcast.

Grab a fork and read all about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff a champion?

If you blinked (or watched RAW), you missed it.

New induction!

Curl up with a good book just like the Beast Incarnate.

Reading is fundamental in this week’s Headlie!

Head down a truly crappy rabbit hole with us as we chronicle the tale of Adam Rose and The Bunny!

NEW INDUCTION!

Wait, NEW JAPAN is invading WrestleCrap.com?

Yes!  It’s the G1 Climax of Crap!

Get to clicking for a super Someone Bought This special!

It’s one of the most infamous matches in Raw history and we’re about to get the rematch at Evolution.

Read all about it in Headlies!

RD RAILS on Eric Bischoff!

Now available for ALL to enjoy!

Stephanie is making a huge announcement and we’ve got the scoop!

A former champion is returning and Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashey better be ready.

Head on over to Headlies to catch these hands!

WrestleCrap’s favorite anti-hero is back!

So grab your guns and tell Vince to Eat It!  EAT IT NOW!

NEW INDUCTION!

Not a joke, kids – David Arquette will be at the Starrcast WrestleCrap Panel!

As will Dr. D and Oscar!

Click here to join SEAN MOONEY in the EVENT CENTER to learn more!

Did the shark cage contain James Ellsworth at Extreme Rules?

Let’s ask the shark!

It’s a real feeding frenzy in a new Headlies!

Do you have what it takes to experience the sensual ecstasy of the Punjabi Playboy’s kiss?

Find out all about it, and Khali’s tallywacker, in our newest induction!

Things are about to get extreme for one of WWE’s most visible superfans.

Throw on your favorite green smiley shirt and read all about it in Headlies!

The Least Great and Least American Bash Ever!

Great American Bash 2012…INDUCTED!

Bayley is mad as heck and she’s not going to take it anymore!

Good thing Dr. Shelby is here to help in a brand new Headlies!

The Cruiserweights felt left out of Money In The Bank, so Vince is throwing them a small bone.

They just have to climb a ladder to get it.

Read all about it in Headlies!

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  • Brock Lesnar Seen Reading "A Tale Of Two Cities" Backstage
  • Stephanie McMahon Announces "All-Good-Matches" Pay Per View
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: It almost happened! It could have been!

10 Submitted by on Wed, 07 December 2016, 02:00
This is Bret Hart facing off against Virgil. But not just in any match. This is a match where Bret Hart put his WWF Championship on the line! And you know what that means? If Bret had slipped up, or that crafty Virgil had out-maneuvered him, we could have had WWF World Heavyweight Champion Virgil! Oh, what a wondrous world that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Women’s Championship Replaced With Literal Hot Potato

15 Submitted by on Mon, 05 December 2016, 08:00
Austin, TX – After numerous Raw Women’s Championship changes over the past few months, Raw commissioner Stephanie McMahon and Raw general manager Mick Foley unveiled a new tile belt: a literal hot potato. McMahon addressed the stunned crowd saying “We’ve listened to you, the WWE Universe. Actually, I was busy playing Candy Crush on my phone, so I was only Continue Reading...
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Induction: Goldberg Refuses to Follow the Script – Oh, What a Tangled Web Russo Weaves

63 Submitted by on Thu, 01 December 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 Like the rest of you, I was shocked to see Goldberg destroy Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series. Why such a short main event? Why have a part-timer come in and annihilate the company’s top draw? Nothing about the situation seemed to make any sense according to Booking 101. But I think I’ve finally figured out why what happened, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou’s terrifying anti-drug PSA

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 November 2016, 17:40
Here’s Captain Lou Albano who played Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (does come with Mario hat as pictured) doing an anti-drug PSA. Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to put on the entire Mario costume and just went with the hat. It’s a nice message, until the very end… “And if you do drugs, you’ll go to Hell Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Christmas Brawl album- Alex Wright raps!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: There was a Limited edition WCW CD called Christmas Brawl and it had the themes of the Nasty Boys and the Wrestlecrap inducted American Males to the Taskmaster an DDP, instead of the WCW Superstars singing Christmas carols. Here’s an obscure one! This CD was only available in Germany to support a WCW “Christmas Brawl” tour Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Slaters Celebrate Thanksgiving

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 08:00
Pineville, WV – As the sun began to set over Noble’s Trailer Park, the Slater Clan gather ’round their supper table to enjoy their Thanksgiving meal. Current WWE Smackdown Tag Team champion Heath Slater proudly sat at the head of the wobbly card table, looking over his kin. “As your proud Papa, I just want to thank ya’ll for being Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Shadow Warriors 2 – This Ain’t Your Father’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

59 Submitted by on Thu, 24 November 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1999 Several years back when my 400 disc Blu-Ray changer (yes, such a thing exists) conked out, I decided to move all my discs over to Plex.  For those of you unfamiliar with that bit of technology, just imagine all the DVDs and Blu-Rays you own magically transported to your own personal Netflix (and if you’re unfamiliar with that bit of technology, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Undertaker Finally Listens to “Rolling” by Limp Bizkit

9 Submitted by on Mon, 21 November 2016, 08:00
Death Valley, CA – WWE legend The Undertaker finally listened to the song “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit and did not like what he heard. Following the his return on the 900th episode of Smackdown, The Undertaker was riding a wave of nostalgia. After watching several of his Smackdown matches on the WWE Network, Undertaker came to the Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Triple H Vows to Defend WWE’s Honor Against ‘Vigilante’ Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 23:10
  TORONTO – Irate over how easily the near-fifty-year-old Bill Goldberg mowed down relentless killing machine Brock Lesnar at the Survivor Series pay-per-view, WWE Chief Operating Officer Triple H is calling out the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion. “This has happened before,” seethed Triple H in an exclusive interview. “Some WCW has-been that has spent the previous decade-plus in seclusion Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.  I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”. I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks… “Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!” *Or Vince McMahon....
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Someone Bought This: The classiest wristwatch of all time (heh heh).

6 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 12:22
Crapper Drew writes: Crapper Drew here. I was doing my weekly perusing of the ‘New Items’ section of WWESHOP (while my girlfriend sighed in the background, but I digress) and came upon this wonderful little piece of bling. It’s quite possibly the classiest timepiece I’ve ever seen, and I’m currently rewriting history in my head to fulfill my time-traveling fantasy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The revised Survivor Series 1993 poster reveals a fascinating secret!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 02:00
In his excellent Survivor Series Substitutes induction, Art wrote about the times when a wrestler or wrestlers would have to be substituted for others in the history of the Survivor Series. In the Comments section for that induction, Crapper Saint Stryfe posted a comment about the 1993 Survivor Series poster that was too funny for me not to feature on Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie’s Thanksgiving PMS – A period piece

44 Submitted by on Thu, 17 November 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 Raw may have a monopoly on the Monday-only holidays like Memorial Day, MLK Day, and Columbus Day, but so long as Smackdown aired on Thursdays, it was the perennial home of Thanksgiving. And besides, none of those Monday holidays are all that fun, aside from the occasional, totally off-base history lesson from Vince McMahon. Thanksgiving, on the other Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jesse Ventura figure political ad

4 Submitted by on Tue, 15 November 2016, 12:33
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor Of Style!) writes: These poor child actors probably had no idea what they were doing in this ad for Jesse Ventura’s 1998 campaign for governor. I guess the stupid ad worked, though! Okay, that’s pretty creative, I’ll admit… and I totally would have bought a talking Governor Jesse Ventura action figure and desk play Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mattel Debuts Rock’em Sock’em Wrestlers Game

9 Submitted by on Mon, 14 November 2016, 08:00
El Segundo, CA – World-famous toy manufacturer Mattel announced today that they have joined forces with the WWE to create a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots game starring WWE wrestlers. In a conference call with investors, Mattel CEO Christopher A. Sinclair said of the partnership, “WWE and Mattel have a long history of creating fun for children and horrible annoyances Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Candy Bars

8 Submitted by on Sun, 13 November 2016, 19:53
Stop by your local FYE and check out our EXCLUSIVE line of @WWE chocolate! We have unique flavors like “C” Salt Caramel, Pop Rock, & more! pic.twitter.com/6Ar7623pEX — f.y.e. (@officialfye) November 12, 2016 It’s official WWE candy bars! Just don’t pay attention to the fact that most of the bars are the same Milk Chocolate flavor and buy them for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin suffers a humiliating loss in WCW

7 Submitted by on Fri, 11 November 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: It was the mid-90s, and WCW had a hot young heel named Stunning Steve Austin. When US champ Ricky Steamboat was too hurt to wrestle him, they awarded him the title–but didn’t leave it at that. Instead, they brought out a man making his WCW debut and forced Austin into a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW on the Dating Game – Featuring Muppets, Clowns, and Pantsless Chris Jericho. You’ve Been Warned.

34 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 20:00
Game Show, 1998 Over the years, we’ve inducted plenty of game shows featuring pro wrestlers, seemingly everything from Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon on Double Dare to Booker T revealing himself to truly be The Weakest Link by thinking Thanksgiving was in October (and if that doesn’t get you to pony up $14.95 for the WrestleCrap archives, I don’t know what will).  Family Feud, The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it, Crappers…

2 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 19:14
In the Comments for the ugly early 90’s Sting Nuan clock, Crapper MistaMaddog wrote: Glad no one made a Crow Sting clock since waking up to that thing would be creepy. 😛 I’ve got one better! How about an NWO Wolfpack Lobster Crow Sting clock? How’s that for terrifying? I love that it’s part of the “Hume Furnishings Collection”. I Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part IV)

8 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 19:11
by Jon Milne If you missed everything that came before this, the final part, catch up now with Part I, Part II and Part III! Part 4    Our story reaches it’s final stages as the Road to Wrestlemania hits fever pitch. CM Punk, the man who created huge shockwaves in the wrestling industry after his iconic moments of June Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Family Guy + MS Paint + Wrestling Themes = Crap

2 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Thomas writes: Found these on YouTube and realised they must be shared for ridicule… clearly someone who cannot spell, cannot get wrestlers names correct and has very little connection between the characters and the entrance music… surprised it wasn’t Mike Adamle behind these… Wow… This is the kind of thing a not-so-bright 10 year old would make with MS Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Tunney Expected to Carry Parts Unknown in Landslide

16 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 19:32
It’s a landslide! For the ninth Presidential election in a row, incumbent Jack Tunney is expected to win re-election by a hefty amount. To the surprise of no one, Tunney is expected to carry Parts Unknown with the near unanimity of the vote. The sovereignty has consistently voted Tunney since his first appearance on the ballot in 1984, and the Continue Reading...
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