Just in time for the finals of the Mixed Match Challenge, read about XPW’s intergender s**t show!

New induction!

Rhyno may be gone from the WWE, but a newcomer is here to take his place.

Read about your new favorite masked wrestler in Headlies!

Ho Ho Hos…are Splashing Around in Milky Substances for Your Enjoyment!

The Egg Nog Match….INDUCTED!

Which cities are getting their own XFL team?

Get the tables and find out in Headlies!

The match Jack Tunney tried to save us from…

Hogan vs. Warrior II – inducted!

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!

Plus wrestling talk.

No, we can’t believe it either!

Who won the battle for Thanksgiving: Raw or Smackdown?

Grab some leftovers and find out in Headlies!

Get ready for Thanksgiving the WrestleCrap way – with the WWF’s New Generation Invading the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

NEW INDUCTION!

When The Man can’t compete, you send for The Turkey!

Ronda Rousey vs The Gobbledy Gooker?

Read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the insane AWA pilot everyone’s talking about!

Featuring foxy boxing! A live audience!! Slow motion replays!!!

It’s a new induction!!!!

Stephanie McMahon said that WWE could be “as big as Disney.”

Read a brand-new Headlies to find out just how far she’ll go to make it happen!

The legendary War Games goes up in smoke!

NEW INDUCTION!

Hulk Hogan has returned to the WWE and he has a new gimmick, brother! Thanks Crown Jewel!

Grab your sacks of money and read all about it in Headlies.

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

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Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

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Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

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In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

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WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

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Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...
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The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport – Issue #1: Day Of The Dead

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There are many iconic events in professional wrestling’s long, illustrious history: Wrestlemania III, Bash At The Beach 1996, Survivor Series 1997 … the list is endless. Every event is promoted as amazing, can’t-miss, unique, one of a kind. We all know that’s hyperbole. Not every event can be that important. By definition, there is only one night that can be Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

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San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A CD single that’s American Made!

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Look what I found on Amazon! A Hulk Hogan American Made CD single. I think it was something sent to radio stations in the desperate hope that it would get some kind of radio airplay. I love how happy Hulk looks holding that guitar. HappyHulkRocksOut.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! The song is from his album “Hulk Rules” which you Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WrestleMania 32 – 2016 Gooker Award Winner

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WWE, 2016 Many years ago, I more or less had a nervous breakdown.  And many of you reading this today bore witness to it as it happened on air. Prior to a WrestleCrap Radio episode that I wish I could forget (amazingly even more than the others), I was discussing the itinerary with my co-host, Mr. Blade Braxton.  If you’ve Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part III)

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Missed the first two installments? Read Part I and Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 16 August 2007 After the bloodbath at Hard Justice, strangely neither Eric Young, nor Robert Roode are seen at the IMPACT Zone in person. Roode appears in a segment “RECORDED EARLIER” — he is seen approaching Frankie Kazarian in the backstage area. In his usual oily business-manner, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance

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Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: “Brian Armstrong’s first TV appearance” This may be a little obscure, but would be a fitting submission for Veteran’s Day. It’s a clip from a territory featuring a young Marine (with a noticeable Southern accent) by the name of Brian Armstrong. That’s right! The Road Dogg was a devil dog! He even served in Desert Storm. Continue Reading...
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And the 2016 Gooker Award Winner Is…

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The votes were counted, tabulated, and all that goofy electoral stuff. Y’all made it very clear what you viewed as the worst of the worst in 2016. And coming on January 26, 2016, we will induct your choice. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 Gooker Award Winner is… Ack.  WrestleMania 32.  The show that never, ever, ever ended. Now if you’ll Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part II)

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Missed Part I? Read it here! Onto Part II! TNA IMPACT!, 19 July 2007 This episode cold-opens on one of the backstage areas on The Impact Zone; it is not well-lit, and the piles of equipment create many shadowed alcoves. A graphic in the corner reads “RECORDED EARLIER”. Two voices can be heard, one male, one female. “You know what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

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Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer. The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Continue Reading...
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Induction: MexAmerica – Their chief export was apathy

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WWE, 2015 When WWE brought José Alberto Rodríguez, the former Dos Caras Jr., into the company, their hope was to create a Mexican superstar who could draw a Latino audience even after Rey Mysterio retired. Unfortunately, the renamed Alberto Del Río did not work out as hoped, being nowhere near as popular as Rey-Rey, even during his brief run as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Create A WWE Superstar Mr. America Hulk Hogan figure

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It’s a WWE Hulk Hogan / Mr. American Create A WWE Superstar figure! Remember when Hulk Hogan put on a mask and became Mr. America so he could tiptoe around being suspended by Vince McMahon who he was feuding with? Yeah, it was pretty stupid. And here’s a figure to celebrate that gimmick. They don’t mention the Mr. American name Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part I)

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(Jed’s note: The official year of #RTB10 officially kicks off with a brand new RTB, by a brand new author! Chris French is the man responsible for this. If you have any feedback for him, leave it in the comments; he’s promised to be responsive. Just be constructive on the new guy, eh? We want him to stick around. Also, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Jetsons & WWE Robo-Wrestlemania trailer

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Crapper Paul S. writes: WWE’s animated films continue to get more bizarre. Really why are Hanna-Barbera’s non-Scooby Doo characters only showing up in WWE projects. On the plus side this plot set-up actually feels more like a movie than “Stone-Age Smackdown” which felt more like a cute idea for a Wrestling themed episode painfully stretched out to feature length. Well, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party

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Las Cruces, NM – Former WWE Superstar Alberto Del Rio is once again in trouble with the law after assaulting another person in a Ninja Turtles costume. Las Cruces Sheriff Benjamin Munoz described the scene, saying “It’s just awful. I can’t recall ever seeing such a random and senseless act of violence. There were foam sais, nunchucks, and bos everywhere.” Continue Reading...
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