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2020 Sure Sucked…and So Did Some of Its Pro Wrestling!

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Reynolds vs. Russo…one more time!

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It’s that one time a year we don’t cover wrestling…but crappy Christmas movies instead!

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Brandi Rhodes should have called The General and saved some time.

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Two hopeless nobodies compete to be sports entertainers.

Is it a lost season of Tough Enough?

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All The Latest Crap!

Curtain Jerker, 1/23/13: Promo Effects

15 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 08:00
  So word from the newsies is that Cena’s show-ending promo from Raw went over about as well backstage as John Laurinaitis’ old dress code policy did. In other words, to Cena’s peers, his promo was garbage. To me, it was actually one of his less-annoying promos in recent times. Sure, he was a little off subject and irreverent, but Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Cheesy 80’s Australian Women’s Wrestling introductions

8 Submitted by on Wed, 23 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Alyson Guard submitted this in the comments section of another article and wrote: I didn’t know where else to send this, but my sole ambition in life is to make this clip from an Australian Womens Wrestling video VHS tape from the early 90s famous… The introductions of the wrestlers are just extraordinary, if ANYTHING has to come from Youtube, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/22/13

17 Submitted by on Tue, 22 January 2013, 11:16
  Just 5 more days from one of my favorite PPVs (a show I love so much and appreciate the history of, I even wrote this piece that runs today), so all Curtain Jerkers going forward will be based around said show. Real cut and dry: what is your favorite memory of the Royal Rumble match?...
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Headlies: Zack Ryder is Counting on his Name in Lights

0 Submitted by on Tue, 22 January 2013, 09:00
Zack Ryder recently ended his YouTube show, “The Z! True Long Island Story”, after one hundred episodes. We sent someone out to interview him on the subject, but when our interviewer came back he had a much more interesting story to tell. “The interview was going fine, everything was normal, until I mentioned the number ‘100’ and, suddenly, Zack went Continue Reading...
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Live Monday Night Raw Coverage, 1/21/13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 19:53
8:00: The annual MLK acknowledgement plays, although I notice Vince no longer dubs over the tribute. Geez, the election left some people bitter. 8:02: Heyman and Vickie are here to make sure the crowd is nice and agitated for when Punk comes out, in their continuing goal to ensure the fans can’t cheer for who they like. If Vince ran Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ryback Takes Inspiration From Honey Boo Boo

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 10:00
  Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Wearing a skin-tight onesie…er singlet…and screaming “FEED ME MORE” seems more akin to a two-year-old trapped in a playpen than a hulking behemoth trapped inside the squared circle. There’s a reason for that – it was the inspiration for Ryback’s new attitude. Many think that Ryback is an offshoot from Goldberg, but those Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/21/13: The Punk Clock

7 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 08:00
  Assuming CM Punk drops the WWE Championship to The Rock in six days at the Royal Rumble, his reign counter will expire at 434 days. Or, 1 year, 2 months, and 7 days, if you wish to be fancy about it. We as fans do ask for longer reigns, sometimes, so that the championship means more when the titleholder Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-19-13

12 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 23:10
Oh yeah, time for my favorite 30 minutes of the week (that have anything at all to do with wrestling): SATURDAY MORNING SLAM! As I recall, last week was an acceptable show, but it was lacking a bit in the goofball department which I’ve come to expect from this show.  Here’s hoping that we get some of that this week. Immediately Continue Reading...
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Botchamania 220

11 Submitted by on Sat, 19 January 2013, 11:22
Doing for wrestling what God did to Milton Keynes, it’s Botchamania 220: Armstrong Curse of Monkey Island!...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 5

12 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 21:06
You know how Episode 5 was the best of the Star Wars series?  Yeah, that’s NOT the case here.  We went into the show with the idea of giving our picks for the AFC-NFC Champeenships. We somehow wound up on Fantasy Booking Island 2013. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels Never Lost His Smile? (Part II)

18 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 15:29
REWRITING THE BOOK By C.G. Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997?   PART II   The road to WrestleMania 13 continues with several hot feuds building as WWF heads towards its biggest event of the year and major changes in the company continue to build toward what Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week I

17 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 14:31
Here are the 15 worst stories, angles, gimmicks, and miscellaneous events in wrestling, as chosen by our fellow Crappers! Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray tie the knot Daddy Hulk has been aching to find something for his daughter, The Wooden Salmon, to sink her Botoxed lips into. So what better than taking one of the company’s most antagonistic heels, one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlers Secretly Rolling Up New Gimmicks

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 10:00
When Kane and Daniel Bryan became tag team partners it was assumed by most fans that the writers simply had nothing for them but, according to Daniel Bryan, that’s simply not the case. “Actually, it’s not as random as you would think”, Daniel Bryan said in a candid interview on a local morning radio show. “Kane and I have been Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: WWF European Rampage on the Amiga

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 09:00
I thought I knew of pretty much every WWF video game ever made, but even I didn’t recall this one. And I’d remember playing something that looked as horrible as this! I also hope I’d remember a ring THAT freakin’ big. And what’s this? SEAN MOONEY! MUST DOWNLOAD AMIGA EMULATOR IMMEDIATELY!...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/18/13: Taz Joins A&8

20 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 08:00
  So the big swerve during the Bully Ray/Brooke Hogan wedding is…..Taz objected, and joined Aces & Eights. And…..I got nothing. I dug Taz’s schtick when he was in ECW; he was believable as a snarling pit fighter, even with his diminutive height. But other than his little one-move-match with Lawler at One Night Stand 2006, Taz hasn’t wrestled in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: X-Men Luchadores

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Newt Cox writes: How can you top 3 luchadores dressed up as Gambit, Wolverine and Cyclops? Well, I suppose you could top them with chocolate syrup, but that would be a little weird… Anyway, thanks for the submission, Newt! Game over man! Game over! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)....
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It Came From…..WWE.com?!?!

155 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 21:54
  Someone simply posted on Twitter, “Go to WWE.com and search for ‘the diva who had sex with everyone on the roster” That result above is what came up. Better yet, some random searches have yielded some unreal, hilarious results! Put in “major douchebag”, and you get……Bill Demott Put in “loves the ring rats”, and you get……Bad News Brown?!? Put Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 4

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:36
Episode 4…or Episode Negative 3? You be the judge, as we release upon you the show that you were all upset you missed last year.  What is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!   CLICK HERE!!!    ...
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Induction: The Kiss-My-Ass Match: This Stipulation Needed an ASSterisk!

21 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 Long-time fans of wrestling will often criticize today’s PG-TV WWE product as being too tame, boring, and not nearly edgy enough to harken back to the glory days of the Attitude Era. To be sure, that era of wrestling featured the gritty persona of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, the over-the-top antics of D-Generation X, and the cooler-than-thou promos Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 13:07
Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting. Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections Continue Reading...
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