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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo
2 Submitted by Travie Yak on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion
26 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid chats on AOL (sort of…)
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00Back in the mid-90’s long before the WWF had a website, they had their own section on America Online (or AOL; as you kids know it toady). You’d go to KEYWORD: WWF and you’d hear Vince McMahon shout “Welcome to the WWF On America Online!”. You could play WWF Trivia, chat with other fans, have interactive chats with wrestlers, read Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/29/13
6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00 No wonder WWE used Fred Durst songs for two of their WrestleManias….....
Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00 Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)
12 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble
18 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/28/13
2 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 28 January 2013, 12:00 Snitsky learns the key to acting is to become your character...
Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990’s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker, 1/28/13: Royal Rumble Feedback
30 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 28 January 2013, 08:00 Real cut and dry, this is for you to post feedback on the 2013 Royal Rumble. What did you like? What didn’t you like? Leave any and all thoughts for discussion here....
Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part III)
1 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Sun, 27 January 2013, 17:19Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part III Following WrestleMania, there is now a new WWF Champion, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, however, many of the other major players despite the outcomes of their respective matches have a lot of unfinished business Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/27/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 27 January 2013, 12:00 Well, he’s half right…....
Back-up on Veoh. Don’t get attached, these vids are going down quicker than Tommy Rich jonesing for NWA Title. Proving it’s still here in a minute’s time… More reliable than Ticketmaster, it’s Botchamania: 211 A Fistful of Dynamite Kid!...
I remember being scared of Andre as a child. In the summer of 1989, my Ninja Turtles and Legos, my Batman and my Double Dare, they all would get back-burnered in favor of something my brother Josh dragged me into. I wasn’t kicking and screaming when I got my first taste of World Wrestling Federation action, nor was I willing Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube Classic: Completely, Utterly Insane John Cena Fan
10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 27 January 2013, 09:00 RD: Here is a John Cena fan, and he is going insane watching the Rock-Cena match. And I mean ABSOLUTELY INSANE, to the point I think he may be headed to Bellevue. I went back and forth about posting this (after all, we all mark out from time to time, right?), but at the end of the day, I Continue Reading...
Before I get started with the SMS report this week, I’d just like to mention how delighted I am that I’ve gotten several emails and Facebook messages from folks who not only enjoy my weekly recaps, but better yet, who are now going to start watching this show every week just to witness the lunacy. It’s this type of Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/26/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 26 January 2013, 12:00 Keith Richards, cockroaches, and pyromaniacs...
It Came From YouTube: New, Improved Parker Movie Trailer
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 26 January 2013, 10:26For sure this film would have been better had I directed it. ...
Two miraculous events take place this weekend…is it possible that the Royal Rumble doesn’t even get top billing? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT (CLICK ON THIS TEXT)!!! ...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! Away we go. Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/25/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 25 January 2013, 12:00 Learning curves are AWEEEEEEEEESOME...
SEAN CARLESS PHOTOSHOP PARODY: GRAND THEFT AUTO: PARTS UNKNOWN.
5 Submitted by Sean Carless on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33With the news of THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! WWEDVDNews.com is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Impromptu Safety Dance breaks out!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00Loyal Crapper Sean Bateman sends in this wonderfully weird clip of wrestlers randomly dancing to Men Without Hats’ classic song “The Safety Dance” at an ECCW show. Everything is better with dancing! And at least it’s not The Brady Bunch....
Induction: HardCORE Justice: The One Night Stand We’d All Regret The Next Morning
36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 24 January 2013, 20:00TNA, 2010 ECW’s history over the past decade has been a tumultuous one, to say the least. Frankly, given its bankruptcy, multiple reunion shows, revival by WWE, and setbacks such as December to Dismember, Vince McMahon’s title win, and the cancellation of ECW on Sci-Fi, ECW has been the subject of more false finishes than a Ring of Honor match. Continue Reading...