WWE Superstars by night, drug-busting secret agents even later at night.

The second and last WWE novel – inducted!

It’s the most patriotic tag team of all time, The Great American Bashams!

Wait, what?

Find out how WWE is celebrating the 4th of July in Headlies!

Witness the most hapless display of patriotism ever!

The Failures Aboard the USS Intrepid…INDUCTED!

USA? USA?

The Undertaker is ready for retirement, but is retirement ready for The Undertaker?

Hop into your La-Z-Boy and find out in Headlies!

Stop or my mom’s favorite 1970s actor will shoot!

Ponch and Trish blow Muncie PD’s public image into the Stratusphere!

New induction!

WWE says “Safety first!”

Just not in the Performance Center.

Find out how Vince is protecting himself in Headlies!

The WBF battles the WWF…and we were there live!

Ok, not really live. But we did see Jim Quinn battle STRONGMAN SKINNER!

NEW INDUCTION!

Do you want to own a part of Jeff Hardy?

Urine luck!

Wash your hands, get your credit card ready, and read about it in Headlies!

Chris Jericho takes on Colt Cabana in the “Battle Of The Podcasters!”

Grab your Omaha Steaks and Pro Wrestling Tees and read all about it in Headlies!

Someone was out to kill Roman Reigns – and it wasn’t a smark.

This new induction will have you seeing double – four Rowans!

How is WWE going to make Randy Orton versus Edge The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever?

Easy! Use footage from the greatest wrestling match ever!

WWE is taking you back to the past with Headlies!

We had the WWF Action Figures…now we go into all the PLAYSETS that should have been made!

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All The Latest Crap!

Curtain Jerker, 1/18/13: Taz Joins A&8

20 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 08:00
  So the big swerve during the Bully Ray/Brooke Hogan wedding is…..Taz objected, and joined Aces & Eights. And…..I got nothing. I dug Taz’s schtick when he was in ECW; he was believable as a snarling pit fighter, even with his diminutive height. But other than his little one-move-match with Lawler at One Night Stand 2006, Taz hasn’t wrestled in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: X-Men Luchadores

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 January 2013, 00:00
Crapper Newt Cox writes: How can you top 3 luchadores dressed up as Gambit, Wolverine and Cyclops? Well, I suppose you could top them with chocolate syrup, but that would be a little weird… Anyway, thanks for the submission, Newt! Game over man! Game over! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)....
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It Came From…..WWE.com?!?!

155 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 21:54
  Someone simply posted on Twitter, “Go to WWE.com and search for ‘the diva who had sex with everyone on the roster” That result above is what came up. Better yet, some random searches have yielded some unreal, hilarious results! Put in “major douchebag”, and you get……Bill Demott Put in “loves the ring rats”, and you get……Bad News Brown?!? Put Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 4

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:36
Episode 4…or Episode Negative 3? You be the judge, as we release upon you the show that you were all upset you missed last year.  What is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!   CLICK HERE!!!    ...
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Induction: The Kiss-My-Ass Match: This Stipulation Needed an ASSterisk!

20 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 20:00
WWF, 1999 Long-time fans of wrestling will often criticize today’s PG-TV WWE product as being too tame, boring, and not nearly edgy enough to harken back to the glory days of the Attitude Era. To be sure, that era of wrestling featured the gritty persona of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, the over-the-top antics of D-Generation X, and the cooler-than-thou promos Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] It’s the WrestleCrap Power Crappings!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 13:07
Hiya loyal Crappers. It’s time to begin voting on the first ever WrestleCrap Power Crappings, chosen by you! Hence, you know, the voting. Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Andre the Giant on Australian Kids Show

5 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 09:00
Here’s a rare video of an Australian kid’s show featuring Andre The Giant chatting with a freaking bird that has a blue mohawk.   A bird puppet being a regular on a talk show. What the hell were those guys thinking? (Note from RD: Did that girl say she wasn’t wearing any underwear? What kind of kids show is that?)...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/17/13: Main Event

12 Submitted by on Thu, 17 January 2013, 08:00
  Bad things about WWE Main Event: that awful theme song (“BOOLAYBOOLAYBOOOO”), Miz on commentary Good things about WWE Main Event: everything else I’m surprised more people aren’t raving about this show. Except for the occasional video break in the middle, done to recap Raw, it’s just pure wrestling. 2 matches, one lengthy one with 2 pushed talents, and one Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock Denies Partnership With The American Sugar Council

11 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 09:00
  Houston, Texas – After another heated battle of words with his Royal Rumble opponent CM Punk, The Rock has come under fire for repeatedly referring to his opponents as sugary foods. Known for his quick wit and colorful commentary, the People’s Champion, as he is known, raised many eyebrows following his naming of CM Punk as the Carvel ice Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/16/13: You’re a Kid Again

24 Submitted by on Wed, 16 January 2013, 08:00
  One of the more common criticisms of WWE made by fans like you and I is that it’s too childish. From John Cena’s misguided bathroom humor, to broad sight gags, to Hornswoggle, it’s hard to be in your 20’s or 30’s, especially beyond, and love wrestling at times. But understandably, WWE would be foolish not to cater to the Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 3

9 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 21:26
Many topics discussed on this here show, including, yet not limited to…a backstage look at how we’re doing this thing, Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition, your grandfather playing Ric Flair, and Dennis DeYoung.  Seriously. Click here to listen!  ...
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HUGE NEWS! The Death of WCW 10th Anniversary Edition Announced!!

30 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 15:14
Bryan Alvarez and RD Reynolds announced today on Figure Four Daily that they have signed a deal with ECW Press to write a newly-expanded 10-year anniversary edition of the 2005 Wrestling Observer Newsletter Book of the Year, “The Death of WCW”. The original manuscript was significantly larger than the final product, largely due to the wrestling book market being significantly smaller at the time.  Nearly Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/15/13: Going Old?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 15 January 2013, 08:00
  So a number of people seemed underwhelmed by Monday’s Raw anniversary. Understandably, they were expecting a night of nostalgia, guest appearances, and a trip down memory line. They got highlight packages, and appearances by Vince, Flair, Foley, Rock, and JR. Given how much WWE has lavished on their frequent reunion shows, it does seem like a bit of a Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 20th Anniversary Results

13 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 23:42
  -Live from Houston, TX Big Show Confronts Alberto Del Rio Show first interrupts Vince to complain about the events of Smackdown, and this leads to ADR and Ricardo coming out. Del Rio offers him a rematch tonight, but Show declines, since he’s ‘not ready’. Ricardo gets all cutesy and throws a bucket of Mexican flag confetti on Show, and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Braden Walker: Extreme Master of the Knock Knock Joke!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 22:52
WWE-ECW, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds Special thanks to Shawn Cain for his help on this induction Note from RD Reynolds: Before I hand things over to K-Cubed, I need to say a few words about today’s induction. As most of you know, prior to starting WrestleCrap.com, I worked the independent wrestling circuit in Indianapolis and the surrounding area. During Continue Reading...
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Join WrestleCrap for LIVE Monday Night Raw coverage!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 18:50
  Tonight’s the 20th anniversary celebration of WWE Monday Night Raw and, wow, what a coincidence: it’s also the first ever night of live Raw coverage by the staff at WrestleCrap.com! Join in all the festivities as the gang at WrestleCrap offers their real-time take on the proceedings, in one of two places (or both, you multi-tasker): * Follow Justin Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Rock’s Dementia Continues To Worsen

0 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 10:00
Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Finally, The Rock has come back…home…again. It was cute and extremely fitting when he came back to Miami, his hometown. Now, it’s become a sad sight to see as The Rock announces that he’s home in every city he steps foot in. It’s extremely frustrating when travelling through small cities, as Rock barely has Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/14/13: TNA Woes

20 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 08:00
  TNA had themselves a merry-little PPV on Sunday night in the form of Genesis. While not the greatest PPV of all time, it was certainly a splendid waste of 3 hours, and featured amiable plot developments (Christian York’s redemption story, Christopher Daniels earning a World Title match). But when I hosted the live thread for the event on Facebook, Continue Reading...
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TNA Genesis Results 1/13/13

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 23:48
TNA Genesis (1/13/13, Orlando, FL) 1. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero def. Matt Morgan/Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles (Guerrero pinned Ryan following powerbomb/Frog Splash combo) Weird to see Hernandez play the face-in-peril, but it was a good formula match. Ending was a botch, as Hernandez nearly broke Ryan’s neck with a scary-looking powerbomb. The  Latin contingent needs some Continue Reading...
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The 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History!

38 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 10:00
Before you read this selection of what I termed the 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History, I’d like to remind all of you that this is merely a light-hearted piece, in spite of my harshness toward certain individuals. If I offend you by criticizing a wrestler or personality that you like, let it go. It’s all for entertainment Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/13/13: Removing Crap

23 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 08:00
  Alright, here’s your eye-opener for Sunday. RD has inducted hundreds of bad gimmicks, angles, shows, matches, and moments onto our beloved site over the past 13 years, and they’ve all met his criterion for “crap”. But what if they don’t match ours? Kind of like how football fans feel Cris Carter should be in the Pro Football Hall of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33
Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
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