RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Bitey the Bird discuss twenty years (!!!) of WrestleCrap.com!

All New Episode!

The first WrestleCrap Induction with a SEIZURE WARNING!

The WrestleMania Music Video Is Here!

The Exalted One has finally been revealed!

Aw, son of a…

Vince McMahon has struck again in an all-new Headlie!

The Kane biography you didn’t know you needed…

…and probably don’t.

New induction!

Wrestlemania has found a new home!

Get ready to Cross The Line in a brand-new Headlies!

It doesn’t get much more 1990 than this – Bad News Brown on the Arsenio Hall Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

I tried to keep this induction a secret, but it leaked.

Drake Maverick gives new meaning to the term, “comic relief”.

New induction!

Tragedy strikes the wrestling world like never before.

“Dashing” Cody Rhodes is gone forever.

Find out what happened in Headlies!

Disciples Of Seth Rollins are everywhere!

Grab a snack and find out where they’ll strike next in Headlies!

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The match vs. Shawn was NOT Ric Flair’s final match.

The actual finale for the Nature Boy was far, FAR worse.

Ric Flair’s TRUE final match…INDUCTED!

Matt Hardy will be at Wrestlemania Axxess this year.

Delightful!

Pull up a chair and read all about it in Headlies!

Sgt. Slaughter’s battalion takes on a monster truck.

It’s man vs. machine… plus a killer guitar solo!

New induction!

Babies! Birds! Bosoms!

This WrestleCrap Radio has it all!

All New Episode!

Shayna Baszler is really sinking her teeth into her feud with Becky Lynch.

Head to your local vet and read all about it in Headlies!

The Greatest Women’s Match Of All Time!

You wouldn’t think that would be an induction…but somehow it is!

Things are getting real kinky in the Cody Rhodes/MJF feud.

Time to call in an expert!

Bite down on this and read all about it in Headlies!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: The Rock’s Dementia Continues To Worsen

0 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 10:00
Photoshoppery by The Hawaiian Hammer   Finally, The Rock has come back…home…again. It was cute and extremely fitting when he came back to Miami, his hometown. Now, it’s become a sad sight to see as The Rock announces that he’s home in every city he steps foot in. It’s extremely frustrating when travelling through small cities, as Rock barely has Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/14/13: TNA Woes

20 Submitted by on Mon, 14 January 2013, 08:00
  TNA had themselves a merry-little PPV on Sunday night in the form of Genesis. While not the greatest PPV of all time, it was certainly a splendid waste of 3 hours, and featured amiable plot developments (Christian York’s redemption story, Christopher Daniels earning a World Title match). But when I hosted the live thread for the event on Facebook, Continue Reading...
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TNA Genesis Results 1/13/13

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 23:48
TNA Genesis (1/13/13, Orlando, FL) 1. Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero def. Matt Morgan/Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles (Guerrero pinned Ryan following powerbomb/Frog Splash combo) Weird to see Hernandez play the face-in-peril, but it was a good formula match. Ending was a botch, as Hernandez nearly broke Ryan’s neck with a scary-looking powerbomb. The  Latin contingent needs some Continue Reading...
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The 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History!

38 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 10:00
Before you read this selection of what I termed the 15 Crappiest Moments in Royal Rumble Match History, I’d like to remind all of you that this is merely a light-hearted piece, in spite of my harshness toward certain individuals. If I offend you by criticizing a wrestler or personality that you like, let it go. It’s all for entertainment Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/13/13: Removing Crap

23 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 08:00
  Alright, here’s your eye-opener for Sunday. RD has inducted hundreds of bad gimmicks, angles, shows, matches, and moments onto our beloved site over the past 13 years, and they’ve all met his criterion for “crap”. But what if they don’t match ours? Kind of like how football fans feel Cris Carter should be in the Pro Football Hall of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33
Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-12-13

9 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 13:11
  Ah, what better way to spend my birthday than with SATURDAY MORNING SLAM!  Yeah, this is how me, RD Jr., and all my Facebook friends spend 30 minutes each week, even if it is a special occasion where we should be doing something, really ANYTHING, else.  But hey, let’s see what kinda present Vince McMahon is sending me this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Biker’s Court with Hacksaw Jim Duggan

4 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 09:45
RD: “Was doing my weekly search to see what might make for a good induction and came across this: Holy Crap! If Vince really wants to start a WWE Network with original programming, this show is a MUST. Also a must is that this needs inducted asap. Anyone have a full version of it? If so, drop me a line!”...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/12/13: PPV Reduction

11 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 08:00
Some people are ringing the oft-rung death-bell for TNA, after word came out that the company would revert to a schedule of four PPVs a year: Genesis (January), Lockdown (April), Slammiversary (June), and Bound For Glory (October). The remainder of the schedule is filled in with pre-taped, lower-cost PPVs with themes based on tag teams, the X Division, et al. Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 2

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 20:12
An amazing second episode!  Thrill to RD buying pizza!  Guffaw at Blade’s story of a tanning and bait shop!  And learn the true reason Anakin Skywalker hates sand!  ...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/11/13: Your First Crap

83 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 08:00
Hey hey hey (/Dwayne voice) people. Welcome to the new WrestleCrap.com. By now, you’ve noticed the new-and-improved (not even going out on a limb here) design for the site, as well as the flurry of new features that this long-running site will offer. One such new feature is the morning “Curtain Jerker”, wherein I’ll do one of two things: rant Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos

8 Submitted by on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00
Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
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Press Release: WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 21:58
WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches Indianapolis, IN –Following months of preparation, WrestleCrap.com has relaunched, offering visitors more laughs at the often goofy world of pro wrestling than ever before.  The site was started on April 1, 2000, and now, fueled by additional columnists, features, and a completely new look, the site is posed to continue its reign Continue Reading...
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Welcome One and All to the NEW WrestleCrap.com!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 19:55
Why hello there, Fellow Crappers and welcome to the brand spankin’ new WrestleCrap.com!  Yes, after years of hearing how the site looked like something on Geocities, we have finally updated it to something a bit more modern…hope you like! But it’s not just the look of the site that has changed.  Sure, all your favorite columns, such as It Came Continue Reading...
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Parts Unknown Yearbook – Coming Soon!

30 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 18:51
Welcome to the brand spanking new WrestleCrap. In the coming days and weeks ahead, me, along with my fellow yearbook staffer, the Filthy Ape, will be doing something I’ve always wanted to do – paying tribute to the entire population of the greatest town known to mankind, Parts Unknown. Legends, luchadores, indy wrestlers, you name it. If they are sporting Continue Reading...
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The Evolution of Crap

0 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 15:53
RD Reynolds is CM Punk. No, the “Real Deal” is not a tattooed firebrand, doling out more potshots than the Friar’s Club. Nor is he particularly what you’d call an “indy darling”, in spite of his involvement in the legendary Mike Samples car incident. RD’s similiarity to the WWE Champion stems from this commonality: they speak for a group of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00
Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
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CONTEST OVER & An Update on Gooker Voting!

125 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 21:00
And this contest is over!  Congrats to Ryan for his post in which he talks about wanting s’mores.  Or something.  So I’ll be in touch, young man! Also, wanted to thank EVERYONE for their posts.  They’ve given me a lot of ideas of what to post for the Gooker voting, which will take place…soon.  Vague, I know.  My apologies, but Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 01-05-13

15 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2013, 20:53
It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life.  I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that.  But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...
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