THE DUNGEON OF DOOM REUNITES!

Join the Alliance to End Hulkamania at the WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

The takes will be hot and the cuts will be cold when Eric Bischoff goes to Starrcast.

Grab a fork and read all about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff a champion?

If you blinked (or watched RAW), you missed it.

New induction!

Curl up with a good book just like the Beast Incarnate.

Reading is fundamental in this week’s Headlie!

Head down a truly crappy rabbit hole with us as we chronicle the tale of Adam Rose and The Bunny!

NEW INDUCTION!

Wait, NEW JAPAN is invading WrestleCrap.com?

Yes!  It’s the G1 Climax of Crap!

Get to clicking for a super Someone Bought This special!

It’s one of the most infamous matches in Raw history and we’re about to get the rematch at Evolution.

Read all about it in Headlies!

RD RAILS on Eric Bischoff!

Now available for ALL to enjoy!

Stephanie is making a huge announcement and we’ve got the scoop!

A former champion is returning and Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashey better be ready.

Head on over to Headlies to catch these hands!

WrestleCrap’s favorite anti-hero is back!

So grab your guns and tell Vince to Eat It!  EAT IT NOW!

NEW INDUCTION!

Not a joke, kids – David Arquette will be at the Starrcast WrestleCrap Panel!

As will Dr. D and Oscar!

Click here to join SEAN MOONEY in the EVENT CENTER to learn more!

Did the shark cage contain James Ellsworth at Extreme Rules?

Let’s ask the shark!

It’s a real feeding frenzy in a new Headlies!

Do you have what it takes to experience the sensual ecstasy of the Punjabi Playboy’s kiss?

Find out all about it, and Khali’s tallywacker, in our newest induction!

Things are about to get extreme for one of WWE’s most visible superfans.

Throw on your favorite green smiley shirt and read all about it in Headlies!

The Least Great and Least American Bash Ever!

Great American Bash 2012…INDUCTED!

Bayley is mad as heck and she’s not going to take it anymore!

Good thing Dr. Shelby is here to help in a brand new Headlies!

The Cruiserweights felt left out of Money In The Bank, so Vince is throwing them a small bone.

They just have to climb a ladder to get it.

Read all about it in Headlies!

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All The Latest Crap!

All Things Michael Cole: The 2011 Gooker Award Winner

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WWE, 2011 Text by RD Reynolds I knew it was going to happen. I just knew it. It was never in question, and that, more than anything, made me dread it all the more. Before the Gooker voting even started, I knew that Michael Cole was going to “win”, which meant I was going to lose. And no, I didn’t make Continue Reading...
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Biggest Smallest Strangest Strongest: Remember When SNME Used to Be Great? WWE Doesn’t Either

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WWE, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds One of my favorite memories of my early days of wrestling fandom was gathering around with my friends to watch Saturday Night’s Main Event. Still to this day I remember grabbing the TV Guide at Ye Olde Food Mart and thumbing through it, hoping and praying that I’d see that Channel 5, Cincinnati’s NBC affiliate, Continue Reading...
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Knucklehead: Wait, WWE Studios is Losing Money on Gems Like These?

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WWE Films, 2010 Text by RD Reynolds As some of you know, my quote unquote “real job” (which probably didn’t need ‘quote’, ‘unquote’ and actual quotation marks to specify it as such) often sends me away from WrestleCrap HQ for extended periods. Such is the case this week, as I am over in Europe doing work in Germany, Belgium, and the Continue Reading...
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Shaniqua: Hate WWE Being PG? You Won’t Be After Reading This!

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WWE, 2003 Text by RD Reynolds One of the biggest complaints I hear about WWE today is that it’s PG. People don’t like that things are toned down, censored if you will, and long for the ‘good, ol’ days.’ I get it. I understand it. It’s because people remember seeing stuff like this: See, that’s the kinda thing you don’t forget. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Tekno Team 2000: Erik Watts Dropkicks His Way Into the Future!

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WWF, 1995-1996 Text by RD Reynolds Sometimes, things in a wrestling ring just leave you speechless. Things like this. I put serious thought into just posting that image, and being done with this induction. Poor Erik Watts. He threw that horrible dropkick like 20 years ago, and hardcore poindexters such as myself remember it to this day. The sad thing is Continue Reading...
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Is Big Show Smarter than a Fifth Grader: Big Show. Children. Boobies. Wait a minute, what?

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Australian TV, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds I gotta admit, I’ve been pretty bummed out this week. My seemingly never-ending battle with step throat remains…uh…never-ending, and that, combined with Blade suffering yet another concussion (I think it’s time to buy that boy a helmet) have delayed WrestleCrap Radio #200 yet again. It really stinks, because I have been looking forward to Continue Reading...
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Jericho and the Planet of the Apes: Why 2J?

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WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds I know I’ve mentioned it countless times over the years, but I am a huge fan of Chris Jericho. And not just because he emailed me once saying he made fun of the Hardys when I posted the Jynx Brothers induction. No, it’s because I think, when given free reign to do whatever he wants, Continue Reading...
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TNA Last Rites Match: Beware the DEATH BED!

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TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds How did this disaster survive for years without an induction? Look, I’m the first to admit that as I’m getting older my memory is going. I see things that I know are Crap-worthy, and after the grace period of the calendar year, I put them up for the Gooker voting. If they lose…I forget them. Continue Reading...
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Georgia: George Steele in Drag. We Think.

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WWF, 1987 Text by RD Reynolds Oh man, here we go again. Time for another “guy dresses up as a woman, amuses no one” induction. Can I just cut and paste the text from the Harvina induction and call it a night? Or Sammy? Or Kloudi? Sigh. After 11 years of writing inductions, I notice that a few of the same Continue Reading...
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Drew Carey: WWE Inducted Him. Why Wouldn’t We?

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WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds You know what I love? You know what really makes me laugh? The folks who point to the WWE Hall of Fame as if it’s some legitimate entity that really decides who the best in the business are. I can’t even fathom there are people in this world who really believe that this sham is Continue Reading...
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The Abraham Washington Show: Pros: Tony Atlas Laughing. Cons: Everything Else.

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WWE-ECW, 2009 – 2010 Text by RD Reynolds There were warning signs. There were warning signs that I shouldn’t do this induction. Now please don’t misunderstand me: there were no warning signs that The Abraham Washington Show shouldn’t be inducted. That was never in doubt, because that thing was horrible, and it was horrible for like 80 weeks straight or however Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special: Excited at Two Hours of Bikini-Clad Nitro Girls? You Won’t Be!

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WCW, 1999 Text by RD Reynolds; many thanks to the F4W BOARD (in particular Alan4L for providing the footage) Of all the amazing things I have seen in wrestling over the past 25 years or so of watching it, nothing has been more incredible than its unparalled ability to take gorgeous women and make me never want to see them ever, EVER again. Continue Reading...
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ECW Monster Mash: Kane vs. Khali vs. Henry vs. Viscera. Yep, That’s Horrifying!

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WWECW, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds I know a lot of you hated the WWE re-incarnated version of ECW, and for years, I stood amongst you with the torches and pitchforks. Lately, though, I’ve had a fond recollection for the show. Think about all the great times we had on those Sci-Fi Tuesday nights. Remember when Kelly Kelly was an exhibitionist Continue Reading...
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Kizarny: Think Clowns are Scary? Not Compared to Carnies!

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WWE, 2008 – 2009 Text by RD Reynolds and Triple Kelly So yes, it’s Halloween (or thereabouts) and as we always do ’round here, we start scrambling to figure out what to induct for the holiday. This year, it wasn’t even a question: I knew from the day he debuted that Kizarny was the scariest freakin’ thing I’d ever seen. Not Halloweeny enough Continue Reading...
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Boy Meets Vader: Because Every TGIF Sitcom Needs a Mastadon!

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TV Show, 1996 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Big Van “The Man They Call” Vader was one of the best monster heels in WCW and the WWF. A behemoth with a true smash mouth style, killer look, and excellent big man ability, he looked to be unstoppable. I remember his awesome encounters with the likes of Sting and Ric Flair and Continue Reading...
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TNA Fish Market Street Fight: TNA Discovers What Pro Wrestling Needs: FISH ON ICE!!

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TNA, 2008 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds Over the years, I’ve done a lot of interviews about this here website. I always enjoy doing them, as it’s a lot of fun to blabber on regarding the stupidity I’ve seen this last decade. Invariably, I wind up getting the same questions over and over, the most frequent of which is “has anyone Continue Reading...
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Arli$$ on Nitro: Maybe If He Had Played Alexander Knox…

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WCW, 1999 Text by Triple Kelly and RD Reynolds The subject of celebrity appearances in wrestling promotions is a hot topic for fans of the sport. There are a few good ones out there (none of which are coming to mind) and bad ones (of which nearly all are coming to mind). Usually the worst appearances are when celebrities are worked into an Continue Reading...
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Jenna vs. Sharmell: It’s Official, We’re in Hell

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TNA, 2009 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds OH. MY. GOD. I…….I…….I’m speechless. I am literally at a loss for words. I have just witnessed the absolute worst wrestling match I have EVER seen in my life. This accounts for everything I’ve seen in the WWF/E, Crockett’s NWA, Turner’s WCW, the original ECW, the AWA, Herb Abrams’ UWF, GWF, WOW, GLOW, WCCW, Continue Reading...
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Pretty Ricky: We Quote: “R-Truth is Acting Strange.” Yes, yes he is.

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WWE, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds At the beginning of the week, I opened up an email from my old buddy, old pal, the “Charlie” to my “Angels”, Mr. RD Reynolds. “Hey Kelly, how’s ’bout writing about Pretty Ricky this week?” Pretty Ricky… Pretty Ricky… I literally sat staring at my screen for five minutes. I puzzled and puzzed til my Continue Reading...
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Induction: Roxxi Laveaux: TNA’s Witchy Woman

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TNA, 2007-2008 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Roxxi Laveaux is a character whose induction Wrestlecrappers have been clamoring for since her debut in 2007. I mean, come on, seriously – let’s sum up this character, shall we? A white female Papa Shango. In TNA. Egads, that sounds like the Continue Reading...
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NXT: Season Three: Because What Says Smart, Sexy, & Powerful Like Michael Cole in Knee Socks?

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WWE, 2010 Text by Emerson Whitner & RD Reynolds Way back in 2010 Vince McMahon finally pulled the plug on ECW and in it’s place announced the creation of a new pseudo-reality show: NXT. NXT would be a slight rip off of UFC’s the Ultimate Fighter, where 8 mostly unknown Rookie’s would be paired with 8 current WWE Superstars and over a 13 Continue Reading...
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The AWF: Bringing Real Wrestling Back, Four Minutes at a Time

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American Wrestling Federation, 1994-1996 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here! The landscape of mainstream pro wrestling was indeed bleak in 1995. In the WWF, a shallow talent pool led Vince to crown Mabel (MABEL!!!) as the King of the Ring, let Diesel run live attendance into the ground as WWF champion, and put wrestling hog farmers, pirates, race Continue Reading...
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