THE DUNGEON OF DOOM REUNITES!

Join the Alliance to End Hulkamania at the WrestleCrap Panel at Starrcast!

The takes will be hot and the cuts will be cold when Eric Bischoff goes to Starrcast.

Grab a fork and read all about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff a champion?

If you blinked (or watched RAW), you missed it.

New induction!

Curl up with a good book just like the Beast Incarnate.

Reading is fundamental in this week’s Headlie!

Head down a truly crappy rabbit hole with us as we chronicle the tale of Adam Rose and The Bunny!

NEW INDUCTION!

Wait, NEW JAPAN is invading WrestleCrap.com?

Yes!  It’s the G1 Climax of Crap!

Get to clicking for a super Someone Bought This special!

It’s one of the most infamous matches in Raw history and we’re about to get the rematch at Evolution.

Read all about it in Headlies!

RD RAILS on Eric Bischoff!

Now available for ALL to enjoy!

Stephanie is making a huge announcement and we’ve got the scoop!

A former champion is returning and Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashey better be ready.

Head on over to Headlies to catch these hands!

WrestleCrap’s favorite anti-hero is back!

So grab your guns and tell Vince to Eat It!  EAT IT NOW!

NEW INDUCTION!

Not a joke, kids – David Arquette will be at the Starrcast WrestleCrap Panel!

As will Dr. D and Oscar!

Click here to join SEAN MOONEY in the EVENT CENTER to learn more!

Did the shark cage contain James Ellsworth at Extreme Rules?

Let’s ask the shark!

It’s a real feeding frenzy in a new Headlies!

Do you have what it takes to experience the sensual ecstasy of the Punjabi Playboy’s kiss?

Find out all about it, and Khali’s tallywacker, in our newest induction!

Things are about to get extreme for one of WWE’s most visible superfans.

Throw on your favorite green smiley shirt and read all about it in Headlies!

The Least Great and Least American Bash Ever!

Great American Bash 2012…INDUCTED!

Bayley is mad as heck and she’s not going to take it anymore!

Good thing Dr. Shelby is here to help in a brand new Headlies!

The Cruiserweights felt left out of Money In The Bank, so Vince is throwing them a small bone.

They just have to climb a ladder to get it.

Read all about it in Headlies!

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Kimberly Page Head

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Kimberly Page Head Text by Blade Braxton You know, Ebay is a wondrous invention. Why, where else can you find pieces of toast with the Virgin Mary’s face on them that go for thousands of dollars, or shell out almost $100 for five minute phone calls with either Ron Simmons or Buff Bagwell? Definitely some weird stuff out there, and yours Continue Reading...
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$400 Red Rooster T-Shirt

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Red Rooster T-Shirt Fellow Crapper Liu writes: “While words can do no justice to the craptitude of that shirt, there are plenty of words to describe the weirdo who paid $405 for it! One would think that Terry Taylor would had hunted down and burned every last one of those in existence by now.” RD: Yeah, that one’s bad, but this Continue Reading...
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King Haku…Now WITH Crown as Illustrated!!

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King Haku – FINALLY – WITH CROWN!!!!!!! Thanks to countless Crappers who mailed this one in – the new Haku figure does, indeed, COME WITH CROWN AS ILLUSTRATED! Let us all burn our old Apter mags that have mocked us for years. LONG LIVE THE KING!...
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Rambo Greg Gagne Action Figure

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Gagne Raiders Action Figures With God as my witness, I am not making this up. Apparently, the fine folks at Remco thought it would be a fine and dandy idea to not only release a Greg Gagne wrestling figure, but also a set with he and Curt Hennig in camo as GAGNE’S RAIDERS. Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED. Here’s the proof: Continue Reading...
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Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins

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Custom Made Wrestler Bowling Pins From loyal crapper Dax Norman: “Hey man. love the site. So much, in fact, I decided to make my own wrestlecrap. I hope you enjoy.” RD: But where’s the Dusty Rhodes bowling ball?  ...
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Worst Wrestling Ring Ever

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Dollar Store WWE Havoc Unleashed Wrestling Ring (AKA Naked Dave Batista Wrapping Paper) Text By Blade Braxton Two for the price of one here on Wrestlecrap this week, as I encountered one hideous item at a local discount store (Big Lots) this week. We all know Ashley’s Playboy issue is soon to be on sale, as she follows in the footsteps Continue Reading...
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Layla El Action Figure

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Christmas Present from C. Thomas Howell Blade Braxton: As mentioned on the radio show, I received a X-Mas gift from C.Thomas Howell. For those who do not remember, he was the star of the horrid 80’s movie, Soul Man, in which he plays a white guy who pretends to be black in order to receive a scholarship into Harvard. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit

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Katie Vick’s Cheerleader Outfit A little less than a month ago it was brought to my attention that the actual, real live (well, as live as cotton can be) outfit that none other than Katie Vick wore on WWE television was going to be auctioned off on WWE.com. I got a ton of emails about it, and I laughed whole Continue Reading...
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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE!

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WRESTLECRAP 2012 GIFT GUIDE! Text by “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft & RD Reynolds – Submit Your Requests Here! Perhaps like many of us, the mad dash to the Christmas finish line has you, as a parent of a WWE loving child, completely stressed out, unsure of what to purchase. NO PROBLEM! At WrestleCrap, we got ya covered with our handy dandy Christmas gift guide! Continue Reading...
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Roddy Piper Christmas Carols

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He’s come to drink egg nog and make a spectacle of the holidays as usual…and he’s all out of egg nog. Here’s a very creepy Rowdy Roddy Piper belting out “The 12 Days Of Christmas,” easily his best diddy since “I’m Your Man.” Happy holidays!!!...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT / CHRISTIAN OFFENDED BY HOILDAY SIGN AT TARGET

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON ENCOURAGING TALENTS TO CHRISTMAS CAROL VIA TOUT By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – WWE’s investment in the social media microblogging service Tout has been widely panned by viewers of the company’s television product, due to perceived abuse of its product placement. Now, the infatuation with Tout has Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NICK FURY ROLLS EYE AT WWE’S VERSION OF SHIELD By RD Reynolds Lafayette, LA – The crowd at tonight’s WWE Raw taping had a most unexpected visitor: Director of SHIELD, Nick Fury. Best known to the world as the man who was the brains behind the formation of the superhero group Continue Reading...
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Headlies: FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here FIGHTER HAYABUSA, WCW MASTER MIFFED OVER DELETED SCENES FROM WRECK-IT RALPH By Justin Henry Burbank, CA – Disney’s latest animated offering, Wreck-It Ralph, is the story of a video game villain who dreams of finally becoming a hero. Several video game heroes and villains make appearances in a movie Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here RYBACK TO DISPEL GOLDBERG COMPARISONS BY EATING PORK, BURNING BILLY JOEL CD COLLECTION By Justin Henry Las Vegas – Despite the proliferation of “FEED. ME. MORE” chants echoing through WWE venues, there are still those who mock rising WWE superstar Ryback with “GOLD-BERG” chants, in light of his physical Continue Reading...
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Headlies: VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here VINCE MCMAHON TO BEGIN BREAKING INTO HOMES, FORCE EVERYONE TO PUT ON RAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – After the October 1 edition of Monday Night Raw scored an abysmal 2.5 rating, especially compared to Monday Night Football’s 6.8, things have gotten tense at Titan Tower. WWE CEO Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DANNY DAVIS, DAVE HEBNER DISAGREE ON TOUCHDOWN IN PACKERS-SEAHAWKS GAME By RD Reynolds Seattle, WA – The Seahawks defeated the Packers on Monday Night Football, 14-12, but the game will be remembered for its controversial ending in which replacement referee Danny Davis awarded a touchdown on a last-ditch pass Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SHEAMUS, ALBERTO DEL RIO WILL END 31-YEAR FEUD THIS SUNDAY By RD Reynolds Boston – After beginning their World Heavyweight Championship feud in the fall of 1981, champion Sheamus and forever-challenger Alberto Del Rio will settle the score at Night of Champions this Sunday in Beantown. Although WWE customarily Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here MAN WHO “ALMOST NEVER” WATCHES WWE OVERJOYED FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING By RD Reynolds Knoxville, TN – The end of summer has long been viewed by WWE with considerable sadness, as the return of the NFL and the long-standing Monday Night Football inevitably takes a bite out of Raw’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here NEXT WWE TAG TEAM TO EXPERIENCE UNNECESSARY SPLIT WILL BE DETERMINED BY RANDOM DRAW By Justin Henry Stamford, CT – With four tag teams receiving regular gasps of air time in World Wrestling Entertainment these days (Kofi Kingston/R-Truth, The Prime Time Players, Epico and Primo, and The Usos), many Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here AW WENT “TOO FAR” SAYS WWE AMBASSADOR CHARLIE SHEEN By Justin Henry Los Angeles – Star of television and film Charlie Sheen recently signed on with World Wrestling Entertainment to serve as the company’s “social media ambassador”, and has wasted no time in lauding his new employer for their Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOMEONE’S HAGGARD, DECREPIT GRANDPA SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT EDDIE GUERRERO By Justin Henry Ponce Inlet, FL – An elderly, crippled, and mostly useless resident of Lush Meadows Nursing Home has gone on a controversial tangent about deceased professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero. The gentleman, identified only as “Kevin”, has been Continue Reading...
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Headlies: STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here STIFLED CM PUNK TELLS FANS HE WANTS TO START SEEING OTHER FANS By Justin Henry Chicago – WWE Champion CM Punk has undergone many changes over the past year. Since his ascent to the top of World Wrestling Entertainment, in the process becoming WWE Champion for a sustained period Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?”

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Text by Justin Henry; Photoshoppery by RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here TNA’S FORTUNES TURN WITH BOARDROOM SUGGESTION: “HEY, WHAT IF WE PUT ON A GOOD PRODUCT?” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – After several years of being almost universally regarded as “a poor man’s WWE” and “a lousy excuse for a wrestling product that borders on aesthetically abusive”, Total Non-Stop Continue Reading...
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Headlies: LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here LISTENER “ALMOST CERTAIN” THAT RD REYNOLDS AND BLADE BRAXTON VOICED OTHER WRESTLECRAP RADIO CHARACTERS By RD Reynolds Indianapolis, IN – With the world in tears as the legendary WrestleCrap Radio posts its final show this weekend, one of the twelve listeners has made a wild accusation, claiming the characters on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED MAN STILL LAUGHING ABOUT GOAT FACE COMMENT By Justin Henry Springfield, IL – Todd Haney was a man who seemingly had it all. A good job, a beautiful wife, and the respect and admiration of his neighbors. But all that changed on June 11, as Continue Reading...
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Headlies: DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here DOLPH ZIGGLER TO RELEASE EXERCISE VIDEO CONSISTING OF AWKWARDLY PAINFUL FALLS By Justin Henry Hollywood, FL – Hoping to become the next crossover star out of World Wrestling Entertainment, upstart Dolph Ziggler is in the process of marketing an exercise video to fans worldwide. The 31-year-old breakout star is very Continue Reading...
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Headlies: POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE

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Text by Justin Henry and RD Reynolds; RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here POLL: 78% OF AMERICA’S CHILDREN WON’T ALLOW THEIR PARENTS TO WATCH WWE By Justin Henry Loudonville, NY – The Siena Research Institute recently conducted a survey of more than 12,000 American children between the ages of 9 and 14, regarding WWE programming, and whether or not they find it safe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:59
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here SIR MO AWAITS PHONE CALL FROM TNA, “THRILLED” ABOUT ELEVATION TO KING By RD Reynolds Westminster, SC – Dixie Carter and Impact Wrestling stunned the sports entertainment world today by announcing the signing of King Mo, the first-ever Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE”

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:58
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here ERIC BISCHOFF TOUTS TNA’S RATINGS VICTORIES OVER UHF STATION IN IDAHO AS “PROOF OF TNA’S DOMINANCE” By Justin Henry Orlando, FL – TNA Impact Wrestling rarely scores a Nielsen rating above 1.2 these days, but that hasn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT

0 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2012, 12:57
Text by Justin Henry, RD Reynolds, and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here BROCK LESNAR REDISCOVERED PASSION FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AFTER GETTING ASS HANDED TO HIM IN LAST UFC FIGHT By Justin Henry Webster, SD – Shockwaves are still being felt throughout the wrestling business, after Brock Lesnar’s electrifying return Continue Reading...
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