Rhyno may be gone from the WWE, but a newcomer is here to take his place.

Read about your new favorite masked wrestler in Headlies!

Ho Ho Hos…are Splashing Around in Milky Substances for Your Enjoyment!

The Egg Nog Match….INDUCTED!

Which cities are getting their own XFL team?

Get the tables and find out in Headlies!

The match Jack Tunney tried to save us from…

Hogan vs. Warrior II – inducted!

It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!

Plus wrestling talk.

No, we can’t believe it either!

Who won the battle for Thanksgiving: Raw or Smackdown?

Grab some leftovers and find out in Headlies!

Get ready for Thanksgiving the WrestleCrap way – with the WWF’s New Generation Invading the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

NEW INDUCTION!

When The Man can’t compete, you send for The Turkey!

Ronda Rousey vs The Gobbledy Gooker?

Read all about it in Headlies!

It’s the insane AWA pilot everyone’s talking about!

Featuring foxy boxing! A live audience!! Slow motion replays!!!

It’s a new induction!!!!

Stephanie McMahon said that WWE could be “as big as Disney.”

Read a brand-new Headlies to find out just how far she’ll go to make it happen!

The legendary War Games goes up in smoke!

NEW INDUCTION!

Hulk Hogan has returned to the WWE and he has a new gimmick, brother! Thanks Crown Jewel!

Grab your sacks of money and read all about it in Headlies.

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Dustin Runnels – Cuckoldust

28 Submitted by on Thu, 31 August 2017, 20:41
WWF, 1998 One of my favorite parts of Raw these days – and that is a small list, let me tell you – is the return of Goldust to his roots as a mysterious film aficionado rather than as wacky comic relief.  See, over the course of just the first three years of his character’s run… …the bizarre, androgynous movie Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

9 Submitted by on Tue, 29 August 2017, 09:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman To Star In New Romantic Comedy “I’m Not Finished With You”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 28 August 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – WWE Studios announced that their latest movie will feature WWE Superstar Braun Strowman in the lead role of their new romantic comedy, “I’m Not Finished With You”. Strowman, whose popularity has risen in recent months thanks to being portrayed as an unstoppable monster, will be taking on the role of Biff Strongman, a professional wrestler that is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00
Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney  He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Divas Pajama Pillow Fight – Far More Dangerous Than It Sounds!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 24 August 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2012 This past weekend, the WWE Univer…no, I can’t do that. I don’t care how many times the company tries to shove that gibberish down our throats, it always sounds completely idiotic.  Why can’t we simply be wrestling fans?  Seriously, think about that – we can’t be pro wrestling fans because WWE won’t allow the words “pro wrestling” or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Baron Corbin Has Been Broken

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 August 2017, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has developed a new persona in light of recent events. Corbin, who has been acting strangely since losing failing to cash in his Money In The Bank contract on Smackdown, appeared at backstage sporting a new white streak in his suddenly bushy hair. “DELICIOUS!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Corbin while getting a meal at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Remember one of the worst main events ever with this shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 August 2017, 02:00
  This year’s Summer Slam is bound to be better than the 1994 one That’s the year we got The (real) Undertaker vs. The (fake) Undertaker (read all about it in The WrestleCrap Archives!). WWE must’ve thought people would really want to remember this main event because they sold a t-shirt featuring the poster artwork.. The slogan should have been “So Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H on Pacific Blue – XXX DX HHH vs. BMX PD

32 Submitted by on Thu, 17 August 2017, 21:23
USA Network, 1998 Pacific Blue was a USA Network show notable for two things: Kicking off the 1997 Sunday night lineup called, “Sunday Night Heat” [not to be confused with the wrestling show of the same name, which debuted the following year]… …and for being a police drama about cops who ride bikes – not motorcycles, but bicycles. Make that Continue Reading...
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Giving Props with Joey Numbers: SummerSlam 2017 Newz, Odds, and Picks!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 16 August 2017, 21:00
WWE SummerSlam News & Predictions with Joey Numbers Badda bing, badda bam!  It is our esteemed privilege to introduce all our fellow Crappers to our newest feature, Giving Props with Joey Numbers!  Yes the man you thought was just a mythical creature is in fact REAL, and he has found his home at WrestleCrap.com!  Without further adieu, I hand it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Father Thrilled Baby’s First Words Are “Suck It”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 14 August 2017, 08:00
West Warwick, RI – On his Facebook page, 33-year-old Edmund Fox proclaimed his overwhelming pride that his 7-month-old daughter Regina’s first words were “Suck it!” Fox, the night shift assistant manager at Sam’s Food Store, was ecstatic when he heard his first-born uttering the famous catchphrase from his favorite tag team, D-Generation X. “At 8:07 am this morning, my sweet Continue Reading...
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A special message from Jed Shaffer

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 21:03
Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You can’t see your money in this scary John Cena bank

2 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 02:00
From the awesome Knockoffs & Bootlegs blog comes this bootleg John Cena bank. Gah! He looks like he got stung on the face by a bunch of angry bees released by Mr. Burns and had a really bad allergic reaction that made his face swell up like Eric Bischoff’s ego! He looks like his mom should be circa 1985 Biker Cher! The Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Mean Gene’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Hoochie Koo – It’s Just Like Hot for Teacher…Except It’s Horrible and the Song Sucks

24 Submitted by on Thu, 10 August 2017, 20:00
1987, WWF Going to date myself here, but in 1984, I was a freshman in high school.  I don’t have tons of fond memories of my youth; I was a total outcast, kind of a nerd, and didn’t have a ton of friends.  Now to be fair, the ones I did have were awesome – my best friend then is Continue Reading...
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Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16
Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes:  “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...
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Merle Vincent Griggs Tribute

10 Submitted by on Tue, 08 August 2017, 02:00
Even though it’s been years since his death, it’s still hard for me to believe that Merle Vincent Griggs is no longer with us. Merle loved pro wrestling – in fact, he promoted the first and likely only NWA Indianapolis event, which featured such stars as Dan Severn, Buddy Landell, and many others. He even gave me the opportunity to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Deathmatch Resolved With Words, Not Violence

5 Submitted by on Mon, 07 August 2017, 08:00
Voorhees, NJ – The much-anticipated Deathmatch at CZW’s ” Once In A Lifetime” between Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita took a different turn than most experts expected. The crowd was at a fever pitch at the Flyers Skate Zone in Voorhees as “The Bulldozer” Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita were ready to engage in ultraviolence. With weapons in hand, both Continue Reading...
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