Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

Strap in for Headlies!

It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Fan Caught Making Up Names While Talking About Wrestle Kingdom

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Shrewsbury, MA – During an extensive discussion of New Japan Pro Wrestling’s upcoming Wrestle Kingdom 12, it was revealed that longtime wrestling fan Jack Ames has been making up names and facts in order to sound like he knows what he’s talking about. At the weekly meeting of the Super Wrestling Friends Club at the Shrewsbury Buffalo Wild Wings location, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...
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2017: A Look Back In Horror – The Worst In Wrestling!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 28 December 2017, 20:00
Greetings, all. Hope you had a lovely Christmas, or whatever you may celebrate. This is my fifth year in a row writing this list for WrestleCrap, and I consider the final product a pretty fair (albeit subjective) barometer of what was bad in wrestling throughout 2017. Some items were, “Bad, but I smiled.” Others were, “Bad, and I shook my Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Vids

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We thought it would be fun to put all our YouTube videos in one place, so here they be.  And be ready for the new RD and Blade radio progrem! RD Reynolds – Heel Commentator from 1997! A quick glance up at that image may not give you much to work with but look closer.Notice the logo underneath “Neanderthal”? Can’t be, Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Bonkers AXS wrestling commercial

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Crapper Paul S. writes: So between New Japan having it’s first live show in the United States and Bullet Club Merch selling like hotcakes at Hot Topic it’s been a pretty good year for New Japan. But the company’s success in the United States wasn’t always a sure thing and AXS’s first commercial for the product was certainly unique if Continue Reading...
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Induction: TNA Reverse Battle Royal: Three Stages of Hell

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In 2006, TNA felt the need to further live up to its reputation as the masters of pointless innovation. See, TNA was staging a “Fight for the Right” tournament, named after the Beastie Boys song, with the prize being a shot at the NWA title. While Dale Oliver had composed one of his famous and highly p(lagia)rized themes, TNA still Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Cruiserweights Give Enzo Amore A Christmas He’ll Never Forget

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Hackensack, NJ – WWE’s Cruiserweights celebrated the holiday season together much to the chagrin of current Cruiserweight champion Enzo Amore. The stars of 205 Live played in the snow, ice skated, and enjoyed each other’s company. It made Amore sad. “Bah, humbug, yo,” said Amore starring out the window of his leopard-print covered apartment while all the other WWE Cruiserweights Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

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WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture

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As mentioned on the latest WrestleCrap Radio episode, it’s the Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture! It kinda looks like the Uncle of Thing from The Addams Family! Quoting from the website: THE CLAW SCULPTURE Look no further for the perfect gift for that old school wrestling fan on your list! This precise replica of Baron von Raschke’s infamous Claw was Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 268: Happy Black Friday and Merry Christmas!!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 12:05
Much like Batman, WrestleCrap Radio RETURNS with our annual Christmas show!  Plus Black Friday stories are told!  And a pair of your (if you are clinically insane) favorite characters return to the progrem as well! Merry Christmas to all our fellow Crappers!!  Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!  ...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

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Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sycho Sid Is Coming To Town!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: A second carol about Sid Eudy! Clearly Sid is the gift that keeps on giving. Holy cow! Another Sid-themed Christmas song?! This is like some kind of Christmas miracle! I love it! This really puts me in the holiday spirit! (Here’s an alternative link if the above one goes dead)...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Bounty – Because When You Think Christmas (And Bounty Hunting), You Think THE MIZ

41 Submitted by on Sat, 23 December 2017, 08:45
WWE Studios, 2013 The image above is unlike any I’ve ever led an induction with, but I think it may be the most appropriate ever. If not “appropriate”, it is the most personal.  What you see in this photograph is my living room.  That’s my crusty old Mitsubishi rear projection that is what the Reynolds family watches every night.  No, we’ve never Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

13 Submitted by on Sat, 23 December 2017, 08:01
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny – Featuring More Songs and Soiled Pants Than Any Christmas Film Rightfully Should

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Film, 1972 It’s late December, so you know what that means!  Time for yours truly to get away from the horribleness pro wrestling provides and jump headfirst into the horribleness Christmas movies can sometimes provide instead!  If you’re only here for true WrestleCrap, you can bypass this induction, but be warned, these are generally some of the most popular articles Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa

11 Submitted by on Thu, 21 December 2017, 12:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
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Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole

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WWE, 2012 The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 21 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes: While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise. I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

68 Submitted by on Wed, 20 December 2017, 08:45
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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