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INDUCTION: House of Horrors – WrestleCrap Proudly Announces the 2017 Gooker Award Winner! (Well, Probably)

64 Submitted by on Thu, 04 May 2017, 19:20
I’ve been running WrestleCrap.com since April 1, 2000.  In the seventeen year history of the site, I’ve always had a rock solid rule, a law if you will, that I would never, ever induct anything in the same calendar year that it happened.  When David Arquette won the WCW title, I shook my head but didn’t induct it until the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34
Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale.  Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...
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Headlies: Erick Rowan Cleans Up The House Of Horrors

1 Submitted by on Mon, 01 May 2017, 08:00
San Jose, CA – Following the brutal main event match at Payback between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, Wyatt family member Erick has taken it upon himself to clean up Bray Wyatt’s House of Horrors. Donning a bandanna to keep sweat out of his eyes and a maid outfit to keep his filthy jumpsuit clean, Rowan removed a bucket filled Continue Reading...
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Induction: Fuller House – The Legend of El Explosivo

16 Submitted by on Thu, 27 April 2017, 20:00
Netflix, 2016 “The Legend of El Explosivo” may sound like the story about Andre the Giant having Montezuma’s revenge on a tour of Mexico and sitting on Bad News Allen’s face, but it is in fact the obligatory wrestling episode of Netflix’s Fuller House. That’s the 2016 revival of beloved family sitcom Full House, designed to appeal to millennials who Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeymen – Yep, Just as Dumb as It Sounds

54 Submitted by on Thu, 20 April 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2007 I’m sure I’ve mentioned it, but of late, I’ve been rather disillusioned with pro wrestling.  WWE in particular feels amazingly bland to me; while I love to watch AJ Styles, everything else is just, for a lack of a better term, blah.  Promos are generally awful, feeling as though they are written and performed for third graders; commentary Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW / NWO Looney Tunes merchandise

11 Submitted by on Tue, 18 April 2017, 15:15
My buddy Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just put up a great article and photo gallery all about WCW and NWO Looney Tunes merchandise. I particularly like this WCW Tax “No Turning Back” shirt because as The Death Of WCW book illustrated, once WCW started sliding downhill there really was no turning back! TAZ HATE WATER BAD WRESTLING! ...
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Headlies: The Blacktop Bully Teaches JBL How To “Be A Star”

10 Submitted by on Mon, 17 April 2017, 08:00
Sweetwater, TX – Over the weekend, WWE commentator and former wrestler John “Bradshaw” Leyfield received a special lesson on how to “Be A STAR”. JBL, who has come under fire recently due to accusations of bullying, awoke to the sounds of a tractor trailer horn blasting in his driveway. “What in tarnation is going on?” shouted JBL from his window. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hogan reports animal abuse in ludicrous promo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 12 April 2017, 02:00
Crapper LeVar Ravel (The Doctor of Style) writes: Go to the 1:45 mark to hear Hulk Hogan & Tugboat taunt Earthquake & Dino Bravo during their late 1990 tag feud. Hogan gives what might be his most ludicrous promo. He and Tugboat went surfing (!) after a day of “hangin’ and bangin’.” It turns out that the Tugster foreshadowed John Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Glenn Jacobs and Rick Titan to Portray Broken Matt and Brother Nero

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 April 2017, 08:00
(This Headlie was written by Crapper Ator. Thanks, Ator!) Orlando, FL-  Jeff Jarrett has stunned the wrestling world with a bombshell announcement. At the most recent round of tapings for the next eight months of Impact! Wrestling programming he took to the ring to make this proclamation: “I know there has been very public discourse between Impact! Ventures and a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The First Post-WrestleMania Monday Night Raw – Did Fans Hijack These Shows from the Beginning?

37 Submitted by on Thu, 06 April 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 WrestleMania has come and gone once again, and as is new norm, the show was bloated beyond belief.  This year, I went with a new tactic and skipped the pre-show entirely; I love Neville and all, but two more hours of video packages and inane commentary just wasn’t happening with this old boy.  Especially when I remembered what Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Changes Mind, Proposes To Matt Hardy Instead

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 14:00
Orlando, FL – Following the explosive events of Wrestlemania 33, WWE Superstar John Cena made a shocking marriage proposal to none other than Matt Hardy. At the conclusion of their match against The Miz and Maryse, Cena proposed to his longtime significant other Nikki Bella. As the couple walked back up the entrance ramp, the Hardy Boyz theme music began to play. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 33 Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Naps At A Sporting Event

12 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Officials with the Guinness World Records have announced that the crowd at Wrestlemania 33 set a world record for the most amount of naps had at a public sporting event. Global President of Guinness World Records Alistair Richards made the announcement before Monday Night Raw. “I hereby present the WWE with this commemorative plaque, a honey-glazed ham, Continue Reading...
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The RD & Blade Show – Episode 41!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 01 April 2017, 12:04
Because YOU demanded it – the return of The RD & Blade Show!  WrestleMania 33 previewed in glorious high quality audio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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