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Saturday Morning Slam 02-02-13

14 Submitted by on Sun, 03 February 2013, 13:26
  Good morning, WrestleCrap Universe!  Welcome to another exciting, mind-blowing edition of Saturday Morning Slam! Now mind you, I don’t quite believe that, but reciting the SMS Narrator’s opening is an easy way to start the column, so that’s what you get.  Oh, and he said “WWE”, not “WrestleCrap”.  I’ll expect more from him next week.   Our opening contest Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The San Francisco 49er Match

4 Submitted by on Sun, 03 February 2013, 09:00
WCW, 2000  Text by Triple Kelly Vince Russo. Much like “Nosferatu”, just the name alone is enough to strike terror into the hearts of men, and whip wrestling fans into a blind HULK SMASH rage (…not like Nosferatu). I’m sure most of you already know the story but I’ll give you the paraphrased annotated Triple Kelly version. Eric Bischoff has a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Pondering Producing Dead Puppy Bowl

6 Submitted by on Sat, 02 February 2013, 20:00
  With the Super Bowl just hours away, rumors have begun circulating that Vince McMahon had plans to once again compete with a league of his own. We’ve learned that while this is in fact true, information has come about that suggests there were no plans to rekindle the XFL.  What the company had in mind was something far more Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kamala pulls a Milli Vanilli

2 Submitted by on Sat, 02 February 2013, 15:51
Crapper Jordan Mishkin writes: I don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s going on. Kamala “singing” with full face paint. The woman with the granny Bingo arms dancing at 1:58 is gold. Oh man, this is just fantastic! The only way it would be better is if he was “singing “With My Baby Tonight”. Thanks for the submission, Jordan!...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week III

12 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 13:00
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Tensai in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 56 Year Old Man Can’t Believe Zack Ryder Isn’t Being Pushed

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 09:00
Cedar Rapids, IA – Phil Samuelsson, a 56 year old Systems Analyst for QuantComm International, could not believe that WWE Superstar Zack Ryder is not receiving a push. The middle-age father of three expressed his feelings of disappointment and annoyance over the fact that, despite Ryder’s internet popularity, he is rarely on television and not in line for the WWE Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/1/13: Gooker Fallout

37 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 08:00
  So Claire Lynch and her oak-thick acting took home the 2012 Gooker Award. But is it what YOU voted for? Hell, if you listened to the RD and Blade Show, you know I didn’t, and I’ve already expressed my displeasure with you folks that chose Claire over Daniel Bryan’s “Gone in 18 Seconds”. So what DID you vote for? Continue Reading...
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All Past Gooker Award Winners Now Online!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 21:53
Just a quick note that I’ve posted all the past Gooker Award Winners for your reading “pleasure”.  Check them out from the main menu under the Inductions section or by clicking rightchere!...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 7

6 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 19:20
RD and Blade are back, discussing the Royal Rumble, Patty in the Hall of Fame, Claire Lynch Winning the Gooker, and the Super Bowl – click HERE to listen!  ...
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Someone Bought This: A customized wrestling figure of yourself!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 18:48
I just found this and absolutely had to share it with you, fellow Crappers! This website allows you to make your own custom action figure in either gender, and dress it pretty much any way you want- a business person, professional, sports figure (baseball player, football player, etc), or yes; even a Pro Wrestler! You pick the body type/gender, ethnicity, Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week III

9 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 13:06
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Mr. America: The Solution to All of Terry Bollea’s Problems!

12 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 10:00
WWE, 2003  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve no doubt heard that your friend and mine, Hulk Hogan, has been having some issues in his personal life. First his son Nick was in a horrible car wreck that left a young man paralyzed, with his family no doubt preparing to file a major lawsuit. Not long after that, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/31/13: Punk Redemption

19 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 08:00
  So we’re a few days removed from CM Punk indignantly ‘jobbing to an elbow drop’ as some have termed it. Looks like the Pipe Bomb fire has died down a bit, and we’ve all accepted the fact that Cena and Rock will headline WrestleMania 29, not the Straight Edge Savior. But all is not lost. Punk’s in it for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00
A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion

26 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00
Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid chats on AOL (sort of…)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
Back in the mid-90’s long before the WWF had a website, they had their own section on America Online (or AOL; as you kids know it toady). You’d go to KEYWORD: WWF and you’d hear Vince McMahon shout “Welcome to the WWF On America Online!”. You could play WWF Trivia, chat with other fans, have interactive chats with wrestlers, read Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
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Forget Be-A-Star. Meet Grow-A-Pair.

18 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 23:50
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00
  Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)

12 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17
Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
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LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 1/28/13

13 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 18:31
  Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
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