Finally, WWE kings and queens get the respect they deserve!

Grab your crown and scepters and read all about it in Headlies!

The last wrestling game for the NES really sent a message:

“Buy a Super Nintendo already!”

LJN’s hideous King of the Ring, inducted!

It’s the biggest independent wrestling event of the year and Doink is all in!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read about it in Headlies!

Eric Bischoff takes RD Reynolds to task over The Death of WCW.

Time for a response on WrestleCrap Radio!

And yes, the two will meet in Chicago during All In weekend!

Behold the 9600 baud glory of the WOW website!

Deadsites has returned to WrestleCrap!

NEW INDUCTION!

Taxes, chokeslams, and Katie Vick.

It’s the mayoral race made in Hell and you can only read about it in Headlies!

No amount of blarney could convince fans to watch this match.

Couldn’t be arsed to watch it the first time? Then read about it in our new induction!

 

We hope you enjoyed your time in Saudi Arabia, Curt Hawkins.

You’ll be staying a while.

Find out why in a brand new Headlie!

It’s the ultimate battle of good vs. evil!

It’s the WWF on Family Feud in 1993!

NEW INDUCTION!

 

The Rock is going to be in a new video game movie!

He probably should have read the fine print.

Grab a fistful of quarters and read about it in Headlies!

The event that killed the World Bodybuilding Federation once and for all –

The WBF 1992 Championship gets inducted!

WrestleCrap Has Completed Its Move to our New Server!

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Nicholas is ready to take on all wrestlers!

Catch these Ultraviolent hands in a brand new Headlie!

  • Midnight Rose To Face Kenny Omega At All In
  • New Series 'Total Awkward' To Debut This Month On E!
  • Tony Nese Donates Four Of His Abs To Sin Cara
  • WWE's "Pretty Okay Royal Rumble" Set To Take Place In Bratislava, Slovakia
  • Triple H Still Deciding Which Leather Jacket To Wear In Saudi Arabia
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Rewriting the Book: What If…Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA? (Part IV, Interrupted, but for Something Good This Time)

4 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 15:11
As many readers know: illnesses, strokes, cancer & deaths have wreaked havoc in my family’s life over the last few weeks. However, through all the misery, something wonderful finally happened: On Monday, my fiancee’s daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy. We are taking time to enjoy this precious gift and I will continue with a much longer-than-usual entry Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mr. Perfect shares his gum and Bobby Heenan is bored

6 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 13:38
From WWF Monday Night Raw in 1993; Mr. Perfect shares his gum with the fat, middle-aged Raw ring girl (and she seems to really enjoy it- ewww!). Meanwhile, Bobby Heenan is so bored by Raw that he decides to watch The Weather Channel (amongst other things). Geez… How bad is Raw when ever a member of your announce team doesn’t Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Prisoners of Cobb County, GA Jail Fear Big Boss Man’s Ghost

10 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 10:00
Since September of 2004, prisoners in the Cobb County, Georgia Jail have had a difficult time eating, sleeping & serving their hard time. Though the guards disagree over why, the prisoners are quite sure as to the cause of their collective insomnia & other troubles: a spectre they have dubbed The Big Boss Man’s Ghost. “He still makes you walk Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

3 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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WWE Monday Night Raw 2/25/13 Live Coverage

20 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 19:37
  Tweet along with Justin Henry and he’ll post your wittiest comments within! 7:34: Hoping the Glenn Beck crap is relegated to the dark match. We won’t be so lucky. Our luck is so bad, we’re envying anyone that’s ever died in a John Carl Beuchler movie, particularly the poor souls in the Hatchet series. 8:01: WWE at least has the Continue Reading...
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Saturday Morning Slam 02-23-13

8 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 10:15
  With the last few weeks of this show not being the fun gooffest it once was, I pondered going back into the archives and reviewing an older show.  That was until the narrator told me that this week was going to be, and I quote, “exhilarating.” EXHILARATING! Let’s find out if that’s a fact, or just another total line Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: MuscleRock Madness (Or As We Like to Call It, The Van Hammer Memorial Show)

17 Submitted by on Mon, 25 February 2013, 09:00
IWF Video, 1989 Tape submitted by Mike Siraco As you’ve probably surmised, here at WrestleCrap HQ, we have a rather substantial tape collection. There’s probably over 600 or so VHS (and believe it or not, probably 60+ Betas!) cassettes cluttering up the office, spilling out of shelving units, closets, boxes, and whatever other type of storage contraption I can find. Continue Reading...
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Blue Bar Cage 2/24/13: The Need to Push the Easy Button

13 Submitted by on Sun, 24 February 2013, 13:00
The Need to Push the Easy Button by Justin Henry On the surface, it seems as though Jack Swagger will survive his brush with Johnny Law unscathed. In spite of being the subject of more ganja-related jokes than Cheech and Chong’s roast, the sentiment that this “Real American” blew the opportunity of a lifetime is dissipating quicker than his stash Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Hits Terrestrial Radio!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 14:21
On Saturday, March 2, 2013, RD Reynolds and Justin Henry will be guests on WBCB’s Pro Wrestling Weekly, airing at 12 PM EST! The one-hour show is based out of the Philadelphia area, and is hosted by Fearon Derry. Pro Wrestling Weekly covers all topics of wrestling, and has featured a number of wrestling stars past and present, including AJ Lee, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part VII)

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 10:18
Rewriting the Book By CG Scum   What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part VII We move along in our story, with the annual SummerSlam blockbuster pay per view under two weeks away. Following the huge bombshell dropped by Vince McMahon at the behest of the injured WWF President, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Exclusive WCNewz Report: Jerry Lawler in Your Daughter’s Closet

1 Submitted by on Sat, 23 February 2013, 09:00
  Memphis, TN – Jerry “The King” Lawler – long-known for his affection toward younger women & their “sweater puppies” – is in your teenage daughter’s closet. “Sshhh!” Jerry shushed our reporter while hunkering down inside 18-year-old Cyndi Myers walk-in closet. “I think she’s about to do it!” Lawler whispered into his unconnected mouthpiece, referring to an undressing that never Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VI

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 14:34
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Jack Swagger Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Curry Man Revealed As The Leader Of Aces & Eights

9 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 09:00
  Orlando, FL – After months of speculation, the leader of the masked group known as Aces & Eights has been revealed to be none other than former TNA wrestler, Curry Man. Believed to have been released from TNA years ago, Curry Man has quietly been amassing the powerful group stable for some time. Following the 5-star classic “Fish Market Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Silly Bandz

2 Submitted by on Fri, 22 February 2013, 04:35
  Here are some John Cena Silly Bandz. Loyal Crapper Chris Morgan writes: John Cena Silly Bandz make sense. Kids love John Cena. Kids love things than transform. So why wouldn’t they enjoy these cheap plastic bracelets, even if one of them looks a lot like the Chevrolet logo. However, what is interesting is the Amazon page I found these Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Alex Riley Turns Heel, Repackaged as Evil Pimp from Pat Benatar’s “Love is a Battlefield” Video

4 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 21:59
  Stamford, CT – Following a several month absence from WWE television, Alex Riley returned at tonight’s Smackdown tapings, defeating Zack Ryder via pinfall.  However, the old happy go lucky Riley was gone, replaced by a heel few fans recognized. Unless they watched a lot of MTV in the 1980’s, in which case they’d readily recognize his new persona: that Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week VI

5 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 14:12
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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The Blue Meanie Answers……The Count of 10

4 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 13:00
  Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions.   In this week’s edition, Count of 10 is joined by an ECW original, the boisterous and jovial Blue Meanie. Meanie’s two-decade career has taken him through Extreme Continue Reading...
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Headlies: One Man Gang Takes on Eight Man Gang, Loses

1 Submitted by on Thu, 21 February 2013, 10:00
  George Gray, known to wrestling fans world wide as The One Man Gang, is in critical condition tonight at a Chicago hospital following a gangland style beating.   Nurse Betty Jones, who spoke with us on the condition of anonymity, told our reporter: “I don’t know what would make One Man, regardless of his size, think he could take on Continue Reading...
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