Crapper Chris Morgan writes: What could make a show like Pacific Blue, which essentially combines The A-Team, Baywatch, and extreme bicycling into one glorious singularity? How about Mario Lopez fighting Triple H, who is wearing a Degeneration X shirt? So maybe he’s playing himself? He beats up several people and is only felled by a fire extinguisher to the head. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: What I Fear Will Happen With This Big Show Angle
15 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 02 September 2013, 21:44So Stephers tells us that Big Show isn’t going to live much longer. Nice. Why do I picture a Blues Brothers car on the horizon? ...
It Came From YouTube: Triple H and Disney music videos (oh, and The Incredible Hulk theme, too)
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 02 September 2013, 19:40Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: Thought I’d pass some musical videos today. I saw Jordan Mishkin’s Headlies about HHH’s Disney compilation album and laughed as always for the entry. Skimming around about the idea since I like AMVs (Animated Music Videos) which are popular at fandom conventions, I found what if the Lion King decided to flip the idea and take Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Someone has it out for Vince McMahon!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 02 September 2013, 15:52Crapper John Matrix writes: The WWE technical crew weren’t fans of Million Dollar Mania either, and on the June 23rd, 2008 episode of Raw they attempted to murder Vince McMahon. While McMahon survived the attack, the Million Dollar Mania angle was pronounced dead on its way to the hospital. I have to admit, that’s a pretty cool visual. I don’t Continue Reading...
Headlies: Triple H To Release Album Of Disney Classics
7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 September 2013, 08:00Hollywood, CA – Following his stirring rendition of “When You Wish Upon A Star” from the classic “Pinocchio” WWE has decided to release an entire album of Triple H singing Disney songs. “I was just feeling it on Raw, you know?” said Triple H inside the recording studio. “Sometimes when you can’t find the correct words to say, you just Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan wants you to get out of debt
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 02 September 2013, 00:00Hulk Hogan wants you to get out of debt. Well, actually I doubt Hulk Hogan cares all that much about you or your debt. But he needed the money so he did this commercial....
Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Cheap John Cena LCD wristwatch
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 31 August 2013, 23:03Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in and writes: A John Cena LCD watch for $2 at a dollar store? You gotta be kidding me. One of those watches has to be at least $15 at Walmart or at Target That looks like something you’d get for 500 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or maybe free in a box of Boo Berry. You can’t see me, but Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred gets into The Queen’s box (ahem)
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 31 August 2013, 06:42Lord Alfred Hayes takes Bobby Heenan on a tour of The Royal Albert Hall. Bobby is slightly more refined and dignified than say… Hillbilly Jim, but not by much. I like how company man Lord Alfred equates WWF Wrestling events with the Philharmonic Orchestra. It’s not like those silly Tractor Pulls- it’s sophisticated! I could watch an entire tape of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior in NWC promotion
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 31 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Louis Izzo writes: I’d like to apologize in advance for once again shilling a video I uploaded myself, but I thought this was something that most people have never even heard of, let alone see. I remember as a young mark, reading the PWI 500 for 1995, and listed at #423 is our old friend the Ultimate Warrior, who Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jerry Lawler sings a song about the ladies
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2013, 21:01Crapper Jordan Mishkin sent this in with a note: Presented without comment I like this song way better than any just about any Top 40 song on the radio today. Seriously! It’s catchy. Thanks, Jordan!...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan raps. I’ll let that sink in for a moment…
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2013, 16:46Crapper Nick Mancuso says… I think this would fit right into the It Came From Youtube section of Wrestlecrap…. the added useless presence of Jimmy Hart makes it all the better… Just when I think I’ve seen every stupid thing Hulk Hogan has done, you Crappers surprise me with stuff like this… I get the impression that this is probably Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan is the right gay at the wrong time… or something.
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 August 2013, 14:46Cut! Take #2! Why couldn’t they just re-shoot the entire promo from the beginning?...
Induction: Rodman Down Under: No matter the hemisphere, crap still flushes the same way.
22 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 29 August 2013, 20:00Independent PPV, 2000 The term, “terrible” is all relative. For example, last week, I inducted Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Piper, a terrible match with no business headlining a “New Generation” card on a major pay-per-view. If, however, the same match had been put on an independent DVD sold for $1 on the Wal-Mart bargain shelf, then it wouldn’t have been Continue Reading...
RD is in Amsterdam, minutes from the Red Light District and, ahem, ‘Coffee Shops’. So what does he do? If you guessed sat in his hotel room and had an HOUR LONG conversation about the worst potato chips known to man with Blade Braxton, step up and claim your Crappy Prize! ...
Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!
39 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Where Are They Now: Charlie Minn!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 August 2013, 00:00I’ve got one last bit of Charlie Minn goodness for you all! Crapper Jim Shea writes: I guess let’s keep the train rolling and I hereby dub this week “It Came From YouTube: Charlie Minn Week”. In case if you’re wondering what the crazy Asian has been doing recently, he had a gig with Action News 19 as their sports Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: What Hulk Hogan needs to fix TNA
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 16:58So, what does Hulk Hogan think TNA needs? Unlimited resources! Endless noney flowing in from a new Ted Turner billionaire type. Yeah, thanks Hulk. That’s very realistic and likely to happen. That’s like when you were a kid, and Christmas was a month away. Your parents asked you what you wanted, and you just went through the Sears Wishbook and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Injured Sin Cara figure comes with arm sling
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:54Crapper Brian Zacher sent this in. Does include arm sling as pictured (but sadly, no crown). Poor, poor Sin Cara… People have asked me if this is legit. Yes, it’s real and you can get yours right here on Amazon and help support WrestleCrap at the same time....
It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
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It Came From YouTube: Bret Hart appreciates El Dandy
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 00:00One of the most memorable promos of all time for all the wrong reasons. WCW United States Champion Bret Hart picks who he wants to wrestle him for a title shot. “Who are you to doubt El Dandy?” indeed. I’ve never heard someone refer to another person as a “Jam-up guy” before but I like that! I’ll have to start Continue Reading...
Headlies: No One In The Back Wants To Help CM Punk
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 27 August 2013, 19:00Phoenix, AZ – During a vicious beatdown at the hands of Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel, it became abundantly clear that no one in the back wants to help CM Punk. As the assault on the handcuffed CM Punk continued on live television for several agonizing minutes, no one from the locker room deemed it necessary to come out and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross demonstrates his “angry face” (Jim is awesome).
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 27 August 2013, 10:26Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: I had to post this, but not so much for the controversy. I did it for J.R.’s opening, especially at the 45 second mark. Funny stuff. Thought of R.D. and Blade with it. Thankfully, the channel has the rest of the symposium if you’d like the rest. See; that is funny but it mostly just makes Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 8/26/13
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:21Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came From YouTube: It’s “The Final Countdown” to Ric Flair Vs. Ricky Steamboat at WrestleWar ’89!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 27 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Ric Flair and Ricky Steamboat are preparing for the final battle of one of the most epic feuds in wrestling history and Turner actually released a special edition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” music video to hype it. So cheesy yet so awesome at the same time… And I thought the song couldn’t get any more Continue Reading...
Attention Loyal Crappers, After some careful consideration this past week, as well as consultation with RD Reynolds himself, I have made the decision to end the Power Crappings for the foreseeable future. The straw that broke the camel’s back, as you may be able to surmise, was the SummerSlam ending being a point of contention among the normal votership. Even Continue Reading...
Headlies: Daniel Bryan Changes His Catchphrase to ‘Maybe!’
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 August 2013, 08:00Aberdeen, WA – WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan has changed his definitive catchphrase of “Yes!” to a more neutral chant of “Maybe!” Following the loss of the WWE Championship to Randy Orton mere seconds after defeating John Cena, the volatile Bryan has gone into a mode of self-reflection and introspection. “Despite my years of dominating on the independent scene, I’ve come Continue Reading...