August, 1983 – New York WWF Vince McMahon took one last look at the torn-in-two cashier’s check meant for Hulk Hogan that Verne Gagne had sent back to him. Vince had thrown the accompanying letter away as soon as he read it; no sense living in the past and Hogan was (as far as Vince was concerned) the past. Vince Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Sgt. Slaughter- A Modern Day Renaissance Man
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 10 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: It’s got Sgt. Slaughter playing guitar, pit babes, monster trucks & Budweiser! What more could anyone want! What more could anyone want? Nothing! This is awesome. Who knew the ol’ Sarge could rock out?! Thanks for sending it our way!...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. The whole Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 7/8/13
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 09 July 2013, 00:51Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came From YouTube Who (no, not him!) killed The Undertaker’s parents? Kane? Or was it?…
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 09 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Anthony Nagle writes: Let me warn you that what you’re about to watch is as ridiculous as the entry of Paul Bearer confessing to Jerry Lawler about hiding the salami in Undertaker’s mother. SPEAKING OF LUDICROUS SEGMENTS INVOLVING THE UNDERTAKER,, this ditty is about how Undertaker told the story of Kane burning down the funeral home, killing both their Continue Reading...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXV
24 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 08 July 2013, 13:19-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior Vs. Phil Collins with bonus R.D and Blade commentary
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 08 July 2013, 00:00I know we’ve covered this many times before, but I just have to post it again. From a 1989 CBS special Phil Collins did to promote his “…But Seriously” album, it’s The Ultimate Warrior Vs. Phil Collins. “AGGGGH! MEN WHO CAN’T DANCE DON’T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!” Really; he deserves the beating for that stupid. insipid “You’ll Be In My Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Paul Bearer shares a “nice” story with Jerry Lawler about The Undertaker’s mother and conceiving Kane
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 07 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean LaFontaine writes: I thought you and the Crappers would get a kick out of this kayfabe behind the scenes clip of Paul Bearer telling Jerry Lawler about conceiving Kane, a la “nailing Undertaker’s mom” The Attitude Era, ladies and gentlemen… The Attitude Era. Let’s give it a round of applause, folks! Let me hear it! (sigh). This isn’t Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: It’s raining men (and also rain) when MTV airs a WCW special
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 07 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean Bateman posted this video to our very own The Craphole forum (join up today!) and when I saw it, I just knew I had to post it. It’s The Public Enemy vs. High Voltage…. in the rain! Truly a main event on any episode of WCW Worlwide in the country! Because nothing goes together better than high voltage and rain! Erm, wait Continue Reading...
Live WrestleCrap Radio Taping Today in Indianapolis!!!!
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 06 July 2013, 08:15After a one-year wait, today is the day that WrestleCrap Radio is back for one night only! Join RD, Blade, Stubby, Mike Check, and yes, Don…Don Mason for what should be a great time! The taping will take place sometime around 6:30pm at the Days of the Dead convention, and RD and Blade will be there all day signing autographs Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Doink gets a Christmas gift from Santa Claus- viewers hope he kept the gift receipt
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 06 July 2013, 00:00Santa Claus showed up on a December 1993 episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge. And that’s not all- he has a special gift for Doink The Clown! Boy, oh boy!(™ Nathaniel) What could it possibly be?! A copy of Dusty Rhodes’ autobiography? The Beatles’ “Live At The BBC” on CD? A 148 count box of delicious Smoothie Cups? Well, no; unfortunatley Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna, Jim Cornette, and Mr. Fuji are “Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee”
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Adam Vanderpluym writes: I got another gem. Yokozuna and Jim Cornette on Regis and Kathy Lee shortly before Summerslam 93. Cornette as usual uses his gift of gab while Yoko stands there imposingly mostly do to an insufficiency in furniture. The equally entertaining second half features Mr. Anoa’i in a tug of war with Reeg and ultimately four others. Continue Reading...
Induction: Raw is Aldrin: The Eagle has landed in Wrestlecrap
50 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 04 July 2013, 19:00May 17th, 2010’s Monday Night Raw may have been the most historically significant ever. I don’t mean wrestling history here, either; I mean history history. This was the night that Raw was hosted by Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, second man to step foot on the moon. And really, like the Royal Rumble, that’s pretty much the same as being number one. Continue Reading...
It Came From Youtube: David Hasselhoff infuses Raw with his pure awesomeness (and he brings KITT!)
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 July 2013, 13:31Crapper Jere Partanen writes: You have no idea how much I want to see The Rock vs The Hoff after watching this: License To Draw Ratings(™)! I wish The Hoff would make annual yearly appearances (and he should bring KITT with him every time). Say, did you know that David Hasselhoff has a website? Yes indeed he does! Go check Continue Reading...
Headlies: Little Girl Asks Her Father “Where Does Brad Maddox Come From?”
14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Thu, 04 July 2013, 08:30Fall River, MA – 6 year-old wrestling fan Suzy Cabral was being tucked into her bed by her father Carlos when she asked him a very important life question. “Daddy, where does Brad Maddox come from?” asked Suzy. Carlos cringed at the question that every father hopes never to have to answer. He never thought the day would come when Continue Reading...
“Promotional consideration paid for by the following…” RD here. I was just working on the itinerary for the WrestleCrap Radio one-off we’re doing this weekend, and hope you all we be there! Click here for details on the event! But then we realized…all our old sponsors are gone, save for Angry Marks.com! If anyone would like to have THEIR Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross talks about El Gigante’s first ever interview
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00This is just a great little story from Jim Ross about El Gigante’s (AKA: Giant Gonzalez) first ever interview during his time in WCW. It didn’t exactly go too well… Well, let me re-phrase that- I should say it didn’t go as they planned. I think what El Gigante decided to say was fantastic (albeit probably not what they wanted Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Satin Jacket (resists evil black goo stains)
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00“Paying too much for a satin wrestling jacket doesn’t make the world work!!!” I just love the over-the-top quality of the artwork on the back of this thing. You will recall that this is the jacket The Ultimate Warrior was wearing when the evil black goo started coming out of his head thanks to Papa Shango’s voodoo curse. Don’t let Continue Reading...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Briscoe Brothers Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 7/1/13
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:42Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came From YouTube: Zodiak and Jason the Terrible Promo
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. found this… um… interesting promo and writes: From the great white north of Stampede wrestling comes the nefarious Zodiak, dark servant of the elder god “Luke” and his servant Jason “The Terrible” who have come to cause havoc on our heroes. Marvel at this amazing promo. Oh, wow… I’ll give points to Zodiak for having bunches of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Spoony reviews Hulk Hogan’s Santa With Muscles
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:00I can’t embed this one, but here’s Spoony’s hilarious review of Hulk Hogan’s Santa With Muscles. You can buy the movie here....
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper To Be at Convention With WrestleCrap Radio This Weekend!
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 01 July 2013, 17:21Ok, this is cool. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper will also be at the Days of the Dead convention in Indianapolis where we will be doing a one-off WrestleCrap Radio! So just in case Blade Braxton & RD Reynolds weren’t enough to get you out our way, certainly a legit WWE Hall of Famer is! All the details can be found here. Continue Reading...
Rewriting the Book — What If Hulk Hogan Never Left the AWA, Part 7
12 Submitted by Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:53Winter, 1989 — WWF It was working. Slowly & steadily, chugging & churning; it was twisting & morphing into something bigger than it was. Vince had been right: Andre was a hit with the kids. Children of all ages were enamored with meeting Fezzik. And the press and general media had gone above & beyond (with no bribes) in promoting Continue Reading...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXIV
10 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 01 July 2013, 14:39-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin’s WWF debut as “The Ringmaster”
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 30 June 2013, 00:00From the January 8th, 1996 episode of WWF Monday Night Raw, here’s the debut of “The Ringmaster” Steve Austin as Ted DiBiase’s newest Million Dollar Champion. They might as well have just called him “Bland McBoringson”. Thankfully for Steve (and the fans) things got much better for Steve Austin very soon…...
RD Reynolds Salutes The Original Doink, Matt Osborne
28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 29 June 2013, 19:23 I’ve posted on my Facebook about it, but I thought I should hop on here and mention how saddened everyone at WrestleCrap.com is about the passing of Matt Osborne. It seems ironic that many times folks who don’t really understand what the site is all about think that we must have inducted the wrestling clown, but that was never Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Breaking Point’s “One of a Kind” video featuring RVD
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 29 June 2013, 00:00Crapper E-Squared writes: It wasn’t until about seven years ago that I realized that a video existed for Rob Van Dam’s WWE theme music. It kind of makes me chuckle seeing RVD get into it with the lead singer of Breaking Point and then their conflict culminates in a little drag race. I’ve always liked this song. Thanks, E-Squared!...
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