Los Angeles, CA – In a shocking turn of events, WWE Superstar The Miz, was revealed to be a blasphemous “Old One”, an ancient and extremely powerful supernatural entity from beyond the stars. Following an exciting main event featuring WWE Champion John Cena and Daniel Bryan, The Miz, who was serving as the host of Summerslam, stood in the middle Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Little Hercules is here, and he’s in 3-D, brother!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 19 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. writes: So way, way back in 2006 there was an episode of Hogan Knows Best which followed the Hulkster as he worked on a film called “Little Hercules in 3D” where Brooke and Nick also got bit parts and The Big Show played a major villain. You may ask yourself “wait I never saw Little Hercules” in Continue Reading...
It Came from YouTube: Summerslam…via Minecraft!
0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 18 August 2013, 16:00 I know there’s a lot of Crappers out there watching Summerslam tonight…and a lot of Minecraft geeks reading these pages as well. Let’s combine both your interests, shall we? ...
Headlies: Dangerously underweight Lanny Poffo sues Tony Little
5 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Sun, 18 August 2013, 12:00Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo? If you’re like most people, you already know that he was The Genius of the WWF. But did you know that the former wrestling superstar has been caught in a dangerous weight loss cycle for over a decade? Poffo, who has lost 180 pounds since purchasing a popular exercise machine, blames none other Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Your Choice of 69 Different Old WWE Tickets!
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 18 August 2013, 09:00 Sad that you didn’t make it to the 2009 Hell in the Cell? What about Cyber Sunday in 2007? Then we’ve found the auction for you! Your choice of any ONE ticket for just $59! Whaddya waiting for? Get to clickin’! ...
HEADLIES — Conquistadors Continue Not Living Up to Their Name
8 Submitted by Shane aka RamboHomerMcFly on Sat, 17 August 2013, 09:00June 20th, 2013, Dumpwater, FL — WCNewz was on hand last night for an Indy Event, where the Tag Team known as Los Conquistadors continued not living up to their name. For more than a quarter of a century, multiple wrestlers have worn the gold bodysuit/mask combo, wrestling in losing efforts in Japan, New Zealand, Mexico, the US and other Continue Reading...
Headlies: Brooke Hogan Excited To Start Doing Whatever It Is She Actually Does
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 17 August 2013, 08:30Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects. In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly Continue Reading...
Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came from YouTube: WrestleCrap Radio Roast Extended Trailer
0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 16 August 2013, 18:28 Was driving home from work with my iPhone on shuffle when Extreme’s “Play With Me” hit. I LOVE that song, but now can’t help but laugh every time I hear it thanks to the WrestleCrap Radio Roast extended trailer. Good times. And if you are interested, you can watch the Roast (along with the WrestleCrap Radio Shoot Continue Reading...
Induction: NXT Season 2 Finale: Bros before Pros, or Why Curtis Axel isn’t world champion already
34 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 August 2013, 20:00NXT started in early 2010 as a proving ground for new talent, combining elements of Raw and Smackdown (wrestling) with elements of the Million Dollar Tough Enough (reality TV-style eliminations, absurd challenges). The first season was won by Wade Barrett, but the real exclamation point at the end of the season came when all eight rookies stormed the ring and Continue Reading...
Headlies: Local Man Didn’t Realize How Much He Cared About Darren Young Until He Came Out
24 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 15 August 2013, 13:57 Glendale, AZ – After WWE superstar Darren Young admitted his homosexuality on Thursday, an outpouring of support has manifested, from fans and WWE personnel alike. Longtime fan Tom Bogerton, 32, of Delmore Street, was never particularly a fan of Young, or Young’s tag team, the Prime Time Players, until the stirring announcement. “I always just ignored his team, because Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle Pizza Outlet Commercial
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 15 August 2013, 00:00Crapper E-Squared writes: This had to have been not long after his gold medal win in Atlanta for the 1996 Olympic Games. I mean for the delivery guy to to shill Angle’s notoriety is an indicator that he was known, not to mention the name card saying “Kurt Angle- Olympic gold medalist.” Anyway, I still remember seeing this commercial on Continue Reading...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. John Cena Continue Reading...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 8/12/13
29 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 13 August 2013, 00:26Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry Send all love, criticism, and vitriol to Justin Henry!...
It Came From YouTube: Do you wanna touch Austin Idol? You can’t, but you can see his music video!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 13 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Joe Laracuente submitted this Memphis Wrestling music video for Austin Idol. I was all ready to make fun of this, but the song is great, the editing is good, and the clips are (mostly) well selected. This is way, way better than say… WrestleRock Rumble. Thanks, Joe!...
It Came From YouTube: Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 13 August 2013, 00:00From Smackdown in 2003, Paul Heyman has a special gift for The Undertaker…. And it’s none other than Brother Love! Oh boy! I wonder how they got the box with him in it into the ring without the crowd seeing who was inside? Unfortunately, The Undertaker is not very appreciative of the gift. Hey; it’s the thought that counts, you know! Continue Reading...
It’s the 8th anniversary of RD and Blade broadcasting together! Join the boys as they discuss their glorious history, the Archives now being ONLINE (!!!!), their ongoing Fantasy Total Divas, and well, not a whole lot else. Enjoy, kids! ...
It Came From YouTube: Somethin’ Fishy’s going on with George “The Animal” Steele, and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 August 2013, 20:11As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio way back in December of 2008 (available for your listening pleasure in the WrestleCrap Archives) here’s the pitch reel (trailer?) for “Somethin’ Fishy” staring George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! Quoting right from the description in the YouTube video: When retired World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE), George “The Animal” Steele and Greg “The Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE takes out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a jet!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 August 2013, 18:27WWE just took out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a brand spankin’ new jet. I wonder what was so wrong with their old jet? Were the cup holders too small? The seats not plush enough? The snack fridge too small? Wouldn’t it have been more financially responsible to the shareholders to buy a used one? Oh well, at least now Continue Reading...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XXX
21 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 12 August 2013, 15:17-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Partners With Ancestry.com For New Website
12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 August 2013, 14:00Provo, Utah – World Wresting Entertainment is proud to announce that have have partnered with Ancestry.com, the world’s largest for-profit genealogy company in world. “We here at WWE are absolutely thrilled to work with a company like Ancestry.com,” said Stephanie McMahon. “They are a well-established and respectable company. Plus their commercials are so cute and clever. The WWE Universe loves Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Kings Of Wrestling upstage The Macho Man by dressing up like Elvis
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 11 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Ok so in the build up for this show Jeff Jarrett, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall have formed a new heel faction called “The Kings of Wrestling” (no relation to the awesome RoH tag-team, or the Chikara stable) and started causing such havoc that Randy Savage came out of retirement to team up with Jeff Hardy Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Mark Henry pulls a semi-truck
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 August 2013, 20:31As evidenced above, Mark Henry pulled a semi-truck today for some kind of charity event. I hope you enjoy this riveting, exciting show of strength. I thank you kindly for your time and attention....
It Came From YouTube: Jimmy Hart, Lanny Poffo, & B. Brian Blair sing
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Jordan Mishkin writes: This song was by The Gentrys, Jimmy’s band from the 60’s. That’s awesome, and for a wonderful cause. Jimmy still sounds great....
It Came From YouTube: Vince McMahon Fashion Show courtesy of Prime Time Wrestling
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 August 2013, 00:00Crapper Matt Carpenter sent in this montage Vince’s more… unique outfits from WWF Prime Time Wrestling in the late 80’s and early 90’s. I swear, Vince had to have been watching some First Season episodes of The Golden Girls from 1984 in 1989 and said to his tailor Needles “Make me some outfits like that hot young actress Bea Arthur Continue Reading...
RD Reynolds on Over the Top Radio (Over the Top, Dad!)
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 09 August 2013, 22:48Yep, RD Reynolds has invaded the legendary Over the Top Radio! Discover Sports Internet Radio with Cutrer on BlogTalkRadio...
Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWE Superstars go Shark diving in a steel cage!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 08:16Ironically, I think being a shark diver is probably a lot safer long-term than being a wrestler… (Insert lame John Tenta/The Shark related pun here)....
It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
Induction: Farting Natalya: When a Diva passes gas on TV, Wrestlecrap is never far behind.
30 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 08 August 2013, 20:00WWE, 2012 Farts have had a complicated history in television. Even though everyone has them, and they are on the whole (no, I don’t like how that sounds; let’s just say, “for the most part”) harmless, for decades they were shunned from the airwaves. Kids have long included flatulence in their schoolyard humor, and fart jokes are often the sole Continue Reading...