This is from WWF Prime Time Wrestling in 1991. First of all; I just have to ask… What in the hell is Vince wearing?! Is that some kind of sweatsuit or tracksuit? Did he accidentally pick out his wardrobe from Linda’s closet that day?! Egads… Vince wore a lot of horrible outfits around this time but I think this one takes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter figure
23 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 April 2013, 21:35Yes, you can now buy your own TNA Impact Wrestling Dixie Carter figure for just $29.99 plus shipping. And better yet; it’s autographed by Dixie herself! License To Become A Collectable! They even have a little contest going. I’ll let them explain: Buy your exclusive autographed Action Figure of TNA President Dixie Carter from ShopTNA.com. Then, follow @TNADixie on Twitter and post a picture Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Joseph Park’s outhouse adventure in Tupelo, Mississippi
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 April 2013, 14:52Joseph Park visits the birthplace of Elvis Presley in Tupelo, Mississippi. Oh, and he also checks out an outhouse (as I’m sure we all would). Now that’s what I call “WrestleCrap”! Have I mentioned lately how awesome I think Abyss is as this character yet? ‘Cause he is....
Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. This week’s guest is Fearon Derry. Who or what is a “Fearon”, you might be asking. Mr. Derry is the host of the longest running wrestling radio Continue Reading...
Now add 6 years interest (or lack thereof) to that….....
Classic Induction: WrestleMania: The Album – The Origin of Tatanka – BUFFALO!!!
23 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 04 April 2013, 10:15WWF, Early 90’s Hey, did you hear? WWE is coming out with yet another collection of entrance themes. WWE: The Music Volume 853 will feature the theme music of Randy Orton, John Cena, and a bunch of scrubs who will no doubt be let go by the time the disc makes to Best Buy shelves. But even as horribly generic Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Ric Flair Wrestles a Bear
9 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 04 April 2013, 10:15Fellow Crapper Connor O’Boyle writes…”Since we have been talking bout wrestling bears this week, this HAS to be mentioned! The Dazzler would be proud!” RD: Yep – Imagine doing this to a bear!! ...
Vince Holds the WrestleMania Production Meeting
19 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 03 April 2013, 18:49Thank you for coming. As you know, WrestleMania is the biggest show of the year, and millions upon millions of fans, die-hard and casual alike, will be watching, so we need to make sure everything goes right. All of you that are on this show, congratulations; your hard work paid off. Yes, Brock, Fandango, and the Bellas certainly earned their Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Bob Holly as Thurman “Sparky” Plugg debut vignette
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 17:37After R.D posted his review of Bob Holly’s new autobiography, I simply had to post this one. Here’s Bob Holly’s 1994 WWF debut vignette as race car driver Thurman “Sparky” Plugg. With a stupid name and gimmick like this, you can almost excuse him for turning into such a bitter, angry, bullying jerk. Almost… He at least looked the part with Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Nord The Barbarian (AKA: The Berzerker) stars in “A Day In The Life” mini-movie
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 16:02Crapper Rusty Shackleford linked to this in the Comments section of another post and I just had to post it on the site properly. This is a mini-movie produced in 1987 for the AWA staring Nord The Barbarian AKA: The Berzerker AKA: John Nord. It’s like some kind of great, cheese ball 80’s sitcom- “Our Wacky Viking!”. Thanks for pointing Continue Reading...
Who among us would like to confess? I know who it is, but let’s see him admit it 🙂...
It Came from YouTube Classic: Booker T Wrestles a Bear
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 03 April 2013, 10:15 Do you know what’s more fun than watching the on-field antics of a silly pro sports mascot? How about seeing a mascot get the holy crap beat out of him! Thanks, Booker. That’s the spirit!!!!...
Super Quickie Book Review: Hardcore Truth by Hardcore Holly
6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 03 April 2013, 09:25 Got this new book in the mail, didn’t know what to think of it as I was never a big Hardcore Holly fan. Almost didn’t even read it. Turns out that it was REALLY good! Huge plus is that unlike most wrestling autobiographies, this is not written in such a way to not offend WWE or Vince. I’ve read Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Men On A Mission Rap Vignette
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 00:00Oh no! Make it stop! Please, just make it stop! My poor ears… I can’t even understand most of the things Oscar is saying. I think the rap was just an excuse to get the WWF audiences to wave their hands in the air like idiots in a desperate attempt to try and be cool. Kris Kross had more credibility than Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF LCD Handheld video games
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 00:00These two handheld video games were released in the early 1990’s by Tiger (WWF Superstars) and Acclaim (WWF Royal Rumble) respectively. I’ve never played these particular games, but I remember handheld LCD games were a great time-waster even if the graphics were primitive. They weren’t as advanced as the original Game Boy but they were a lot cheaper and still Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan calls the Hulk Hogan hotline and talks to Hulk himself!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 April 2013, 00:00From WWF Prime Time Wrestling in 1992, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan calls the Hulk Hogan hotline to get the inside scoop about the Flair and Liz affair straight from The Hulkster himself! Now that’s what I call Broadcast Journalism at its finest! Would Bobby ever lie to us? I don’t think so!...
Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile (Part XI – Final Chapter)
34 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Tue, 02 April 2013, 21:36Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part XI: The Final Chapter After over three months and almost nine months of storylines being covered this is the “Final Chapter” of our story. Coming out of the Survivor Series, Bret Hart is to Continue Reading...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Triple H Continue Reading...
Prediction: this will be RD Reynolds’ favorite tweet....
It Came From YouTube Classic: Tracy Smothers Wrestles a Bear
8 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Tue, 02 April 2013, 10:15 RD Reynolds: Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought guys wrestling live bears was a bad idea. Still, mad props to Gordon Solie for explaining that the bear probably didn’t know a figure four leglock. Madder – WAY madder – props to Smothers for actually LEAP FROGGING the bear!...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Superstars Piggy Banks including John Cena!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 April 2013, 19:19Crapper Terrence Gordon found these… um, interesting WWE Superstar Piggy Banks including the John Cena one pictured above. He writes: HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT CENA PIGGYBANKS! When the bank is full it will never break because pigcena wont sell your moves. I’ve got to give them points for creativity with some of those. The custom touches for each character’s Continue Reading...
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
It’s because you weighed close to 900 pounds for the show, right?...
“Good morning WWE Universe! Following a fantastic show two weeks ago and an absolutely horrible one last week, we brace for what may follow. Will it be awful…or awful good?” So sez our erstwhile announcer to start off the show. Ok not really, just seeing if anyone was paying attention. And SPEAKING OF…paying attention, a quick note that RD Continue Reading...
RD here, and yes yes, believe it or not, it’s been 13 years to this day since we first launched WrestleCrap.com! So my question is a simple one…what is your favorite item to ever hit the site? It can be an induction, an audio show, a Headlie, Jobber, Rewriting the Book…you name it! But before I hand the reigns Continue Reading...
Induction: The Wrestlemania X Ladder Match: Hardware Heaven ’94
23 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 01 April 2013, 00:00A guest post written by Art0Donnell’s cousin, KofiJ0hnson WWF, 1994 Wrestlemania is supposed to be the biggest and best event of the year in the world of wrestling, but what happens when Vince McMahon runs out of exciting ideas and instead decides to build title matches around household items? The answer: the ladder match. Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels had Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior doesn’t want you to smoke
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 April 2013, 00:00The Ultimate Warrior detests smoking! It makes him so furious that he breaks some cigarettes apart! Roid rage, maybe? Irony… You know; I’ve watched this 5 or 6 times now and I still have no idea what he’s trying to say (aside from “Don’t Smoke!” of course). Smoking doesn’t make the world work!...