Stephanie McMahon said that WWE could be “as big as Disney.”

Read a brand-new Headlies to find out just how far she’ll go to make it happen!

The legendary War Games goes up in smoke!

NEW INDUCTION!

Hulk Hogan has returned to the WWE and he has a new gimmick, brother! Thanks Crown Jewel!

Grab your sacks of money and read all about it in Headlies.

Think you have what it takes to take on Big Tobacco?

Think again, tough guy!

Judge Hacksaw is on the bench in a new induction.

It’s Halloween at WrestleCrap HQ…but this year, NOTHING is going to go wrong for RD and Blade!

Right?

All-new WrestleCrap Radio!

Jay “Switchblade” White is ready to party.

Unfortunately, he’s not wearing a costume.

Read all about it in a spooktacular Headlies!

It’s the most horrifying night in the history of our sport!

Halloween at Tony Schiavone’s!

NEW INDUCTION!

 

Evolution is coming up and Vince McMahon has…ideas.

Set your faces to ‘cringe’ and read all about it in Headlies!

Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

  • WWE Charged With Elder Abuse After Undertaker/Kane vs Triple H/Shawn Michaels Match At Crown Jewel
  • Crown Jewel Moved To The Hartford Civic Center
  • Vince McMahon Hands Out One Piece Of Candy Corn To Each Of His Employees As A Halloween Bonus
  • In Honor Of Evolution, Stephanie McMahon Gets Two More Thumbs Surgically Attached To Her Hands
  • Crown Jewel To Now Feature 2-Hour Long Undertaker Entrance
All The Latest Crap!

On Bobby Heenan

10 Submitted by on Mon, 18 September 2017, 19:24
I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
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RIP Bobby Heenan

32 Submitted by on Sun, 17 September 2017, 19:04
Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something.  Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears.  My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby.  You were the best....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)

3 Submitted by on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00
A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Toxic Turtles – Hell in a Shell

27 Submitted by on Thu, 14 September 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 It’s not often that everyone in the wrestling world suddenly starts talking about a nearly 25 year-old match, especially one with no recognizable stars (both in the “WWE Superstar” sense and in the Dave Meltzer sense)… …but with the arrival of WWE’s new Unreleased 1986-1995 DVD, it seems that everyone from Charly Caruso to Sean Mooney wants to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lost Rio De Janeiro IC Title Victory Discovered, Added to ‘Hidden Gems’ on WWE Network

4 Submitted by on Mon, 11 September 2017, 08:00
Stamford, CT – To the surprise of wrestling fans and historians worldwide, WWE has discovered long-lost film of Hall of Famer Pat Patterson’s Intercontinental Championship victory in Rio de Janeiro. The film puts to rest the long-standing belief that the event was fabricated. The incredible discovery was made by WWE archivist Julian Himmelfarb. “We recently acquired a box of old VHS Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nailz vs. El Gigante – Yes, It Happened…and It’s Every Bit As Horrible As We Hoped!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 07 September 2017, 20:00
NEW JAPAN, 1994 Not gonna lie, this was NOT the induction I was planning for this week. I had a few other ideas.  I was pondering going back one more time to the Piledriver VHS and doing another in-depth, scene by scene breakdown of maybe Girls in Cars or Jive Soul Bro.  I’d kicked around going completely off the rails, and reviewing an Asian Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Former Women’s Champion Hervina Added To Mae Young Classic

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 September 2017, 08:00
Orlando, FL – A news conference at the WWE Performance Center revealed that WWE officials have brought a former champion to compete in the Mae Young Classic tournament. “Naturally, when you have a tournament with so many hard-hitting competitors wanting to win the grand prize, you’re going to get some injuries,” said Triple H. “Rather than some woman getting byes Continue Reading...
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Induction: Dustin Runnels – Cuckoldust

28 Submitted by on Thu, 31 August 2017, 20:41
WWF, 1998 One of my favorite parts of Raw these days – and that is a small list, let me tell you – is the return of Goldust to his roots as a mysterious film aficionado rather than as wacky comic relief.  See, over the course of just the first three years of his character’s run… …the bizarre, androgynous movie Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

9 Submitted by on Tue, 29 August 2017, 09:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman To Star In New Romantic Comedy “I’m Not Finished With You”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 28 August 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – WWE Studios announced that their latest movie will feature WWE Superstar Braun Strowman in the lead role of their new romantic comedy, “I’m Not Finished With You”. Strowman, whose popularity has risen in recent months thanks to being portrayed as an unstoppable monster, will be taking on the role of Biff Strongman, a professional wrestler that is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00
Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney  He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Divas Pajama Pillow Fight – Far More Dangerous Than It Sounds!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 24 August 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2012 This past weekend, the WWE Univer…no, I can’t do that. I don’t care how many times the company tries to shove that gibberish down our throats, it always sounds completely idiotic.  Why can’t we simply be wrestling fans?  Seriously, think about that – we can’t be pro wrestling fans because WWE won’t allow the words “pro wrestling” or Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Baron Corbin Has Been Broken

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 August 2017, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has developed a new persona in light of recent events. Corbin, who has been acting strangely since losing failing to cash in his Money In The Bank contract on Smackdown, appeared at backstage sporting a new white streak in his suddenly bushy hair. “DELICIOUS!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Corbin while getting a meal at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Remember one of the worst main events ever with this shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 August 2017, 02:00
  This year’s Summer Slam is bound to be better than the 1994 one That’s the year we got The (real) Undertaker vs. The (fake) Undertaker (read all about it in The WrestleCrap Archives!). WWE must’ve thought people would really want to remember this main event because they sold a t-shirt featuring the poster artwork.. The slogan should have been “So Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H on Pacific Blue – XXX DX HHH vs. BMX PD

32 Submitted by on Thu, 17 August 2017, 21:23
USA Network, 1998 Pacific Blue was a USA Network show notable for two things: Kicking off the 1997 Sunday night lineup called, “Sunday Night Heat” [not to be confused with the wrestling show of the same name, which debuted the following year]… …and for being a police drama about cops who ride bikes – not motorcycles, but bicycles. Make that Continue Reading...
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