It began as an offhand challenge. Internet wrestling institution Scott Keith posted an old review of WCW SuperBrawl VIII on his BLOG OF DOOM, and inserted passages of hindsight to his long-ago written word. As the review was written in February 2000, 2 years after the airing of this SuperBrawl, Keith drops some 2000-related notes in the original rant, and Continue Reading...
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Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. In the greatest contribution I’ve ever made to this site, I befriended Maffew Gregg of Botchamania this past November, and invited him to be part of the site’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Siskel & Ebert review No Holds Barred
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:00Crapper Paul S. submitted this and writes: Still sad about Roger Ebert’s passing away earlier this month. Anyway here’s a clip of him and Gene Siskel voicing their displeasure at No Hold’s Barred, and before that Star Trek V, easily the worst in the series. The Hogan-centric portion begins at 5:45 I could watch them review movies all day long Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Ted DiBiase’s basketball challenge makes a child cry- awesome.
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:00This originally aired on the October 29th, 1987 (taped October 6th) episode of WWF Prime Time Wrestling. I know R.D has already inducted this, but you really have to see the whole thing for yourself. I’m just going to quote from Ted’s Wikipedia article… DiBiase invited fans (including a young Rob Van Dam[25]) to perform humiliating acts (such as kissing Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Blue Bloods visit Hollywood
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this clip from WCW in 1995 of The Blue Blood (Lord Steven Regal/William Regal and The Earl Robert Eaton) visiting Hollywood. He writes: Bobby’s British Accent is awesome Yes, yes it is! They’re both really great in this vignette. Thanks, Sean!...
It Came From YouTube: Mr. Fuji and Don Muraco star in “Fuji Vice”!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 April 2013, 14:23 From an episode of Tuesday Night Titans (TNT) in 1985, I present to you Don Muraco and Mr. Fuji in “Fuji Vice”! It’s a parody of Miami Vice if you’re too young to remember that show....
He would have wanted me to tweet this on his behalf....
Headlies: WWE Signs Entire New Jersey RAW Crowd To Developmental Deal
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:22 Newark, NJ – Following the lively participation from the crowd the Monday following WrestleMania at RAW, WWE has decided to give the entire audience a developmental contract. “That crowd was absolutely electric!” exclaimed a pleased Stephanie McMahon. “They were dancing, chanting, and buying lots and lots of overpriced championship belts. They were all anyone could talk about after the Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WCW’s lousy production values
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:00A prime example of WCW’s lousy production values. This was not the first, nor last time we’d hear the production crew proclaim a shot “clear” when it was still live and broadcasting. They really should have just pre-taped all of this stuff if they couldn’t do proper live video editing. On the plus side, Elizabeth looked outstanding....
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Randy Orton Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wendi Richter promo cracks up the entire crew
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 16 April 2013, 00:00Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu sent in this hilarious Wendi Richter promo where the crew and Mean Gene crack up at the end due to Wendi’s poor choice of words… I love it! Thanks for the submission, Ezenwa!...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIII
14 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 15 April 2013, 11:22-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
Well, this would explain “Gorilla Position”….....
It Came From YouTube: The Nostalgia Critic reviews Hulk Hogan’s Suburban Commando, and Mr. Nanny too!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 April 2013, 02:51I can’t embed this one, but check out Doug “The Nostalgia Critic” Walker’s hilarious review of the Hulk Hogan movie Suburban Commando. The movie isn’t quite as much fun as No Holds Barred, but it’s still worth watching just for Christopher Lloyd alone. But that’s not all! You can also watch The Nostalgia Critic’s review of Hulk Hogan’s Mr. Nanny here which Continue Reading...
“Good morning WWE Universe! With WrestleMania now officially in the books, the newly minted WWE Hall of Famer and Saturday Morning Slam General Manager Mick Foley has declared this to be the dawning of a bold new era!” Don’t get too excited, kids – we seem to get new eras on this show with the same frequency of Continue Reading...
Blue Bar Cage: The Looking Glass to Tomorrow
6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 14 April 2013, 12:00 Photo credit: CZWrestling.com The Looking Glass to Tomorrow by Justin Henry If you saw WrestleMania XXIX, you would probably be able to tell me what was wrong with the show. Doesn’t matter if you’re prone to ripping the company apart on the checklist of social media sites, or if you’re a diehard fan that disliked what your $65 went Continue Reading...
And this is why Linda’s not allowed on the CT board of education anymore....
It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior calls WWE Shop to teach The Way Of The Warrior
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 14 April 2013, 10:53I know prank calls are immature, and they waste people’s valuable time… but I think these celebrity soundboard prank calls are hilarious- especially this one featuring The Ultimate Warrior “calling” WWE Shop and harassing the poor people in the call center by rambling and scramming like a total maniac. “Thank you for calling the WWE Shop. Are you calling to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sting’s Sprite commercial
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 14 April 2013, 00:00Crapper Jordan Mishkin sent in this hilarious Sprite soft drink commercial featuring Sting. I always loved this one… and not just because Sting is straight-up beating the tar out of a poor, helpless 12 year old. Sting tells the kid he’s from “The Dream Come True Fantasy Foundation” which presumably is like “The Make-A-Wish Foundation”. So, I assume the kid has to Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: LWO Temporary Tattoo
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 April 2013, 18:05Crapper Chris Morgan sent in this LWO temporary tattoo (remember that short-lived faction in WCW?). He writes: What is more fun than a temporary tattoo? The answer is, of course, everything, including but not limited to pondering the fact that someday every trace of life on this planet will completely disappear, unmourned and unloved. That is, unless it is a Continue Reading...
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And that, kids, is how face turns are expected to work in this day and age...
Someone Bought This: WWE Supernatural Sportz Drinks from Australia
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 April 2013, 09:54 Crapper Stone Cold Spider 3:16 sent in these sports drinks.. er… sports drinks, and writes: G’Day from down under here are some SuperNatrual Sportz drinks featuring Dave Batista, John Cena and Triple H my mate gave me as a joke Christmas present apparently the drinks are “Scientifically formulated for rapid hydration” i hope u got as much as a Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Ryback can’t stop eating
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 April 2013, 00:00Crapper spinningtorturerack posted a link to this video in the Comments section of another post, and I just had to post it here myself. From Tough Enough 4 in 2004, Al Snow talks about how Ryback just can’t stop eating! But who can blame him? Rice Krispy Treats are delicious! “Feed me more” indeed…...
It Came From YouTube: Triple H gives chase as Yakety Sax plays
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 April 2013, 00:00Crapper Jere Partanen writes: Triple H gives chase to Randy Orton and Ted Dibiase backstage with a sledgehammer. Everything is better with Yakety Sax! Thanks for the submission, Jere!...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Fan Festival ’94 and ’95 cost less than a replica belt to put together.
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 April 2013, 11:496 minutes, 22 seconds into this block of 1995 commercials is an ad for the then-upcoming WWF Fan Festival ’95. It was basically the pre-curser to the modern “Axxess” events (that’s their stupid spelling, not mine). It was held in the Hartford Civic Center in the days leading up to WrestleMania XI. This was deep into the “bad period” for Continue Reading...