As God As My Witness…I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute.

We’re calling Captain Lou’s Hotline in a NEW Induction!

Mr. Brell is back and the entertainment world will never be the same.

Get ready to “Rip ‘Em” in an all-new Headlie!

Time to vote for the very worst of the very worst!

The 2021 Gooker Nominees are here!

Where in the world is Julia Hart?

We try to unravel this mystery in Headlies!

A new contender is heating up the ratings war.

Things are really starting to cook in Headlies!

Our Annual Christmas Induction is Here!

The Munsters Scary Little Drug Fueled Christmas!

Written by Ed Ferrara…Inducted by RD Reynolds!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

What a reversal!

Hook is now Time’s Person Of The Year!

Read all about it in Headlies!

Mick Foley and Santa Claus –

Good Friends, Better Enemies!

New induction!

Home is where the heart is.

Too bad MJF doesn’t have a heart.

We’re heading to “Strong” Island in Headlies!

After you read this, you too will need a Bruno Sammartini!

The WWE Cookbook…INDUCTED!

Why is Cody Rhodes having extreme matches?

Find out what Brandi is up to in Headlies!

We cover WWE’s Scotty Goldman like a schmeer of Nova cream cheese covers a poppy-seed bagel.

 

Their words, not ours. 

New induction!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: MILLIONS DELETE WWE APP AFTER DISCOVERING JERRY LAWLER WAS GOING TO LIVE

6 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 13:48
  BALTIMORE – After being hospitalized earlier Monday following a vomiting spell that was possibly linked to chest pains, wrestling legend Jerry “The King” Lawler updated a worldwide television audience with a positive prognosis during WWE Monday Night Raw. In regards to receiving updates on Lawler’s health status, dignified lead WWE broadcaster Michael Cole informed home viewers that they could Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The New Odd Couple” staring Jake Roberts and Diamond Dallas Page!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 07 January 2014, 02:19
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: So, this video has been making the rounds lately. This has all kinds of hilarity to it, and a positive outlook. What sold me on this? Jake taking a morning stroll and well, you should be careful if you’re in front of Jake. Hilarious. This is great! Very funny! Kudos to both Jake and DDP for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hector Guerrero defends The Gobbledy Gooker

10 Submitted by on Mon, 06 January 2014, 17:32
Today we get to cover one of our favorite topics yet again here at WrestleCrap- The Gobbledy Gooker and his infamous debut at the 1990 Survivor Series! “It’s for the kids!” says Hector Guerrero; the man who donned the turkey outfit that fateful Survivor Series night so many years ago. Okay, fair enough… except the kids hated it! It’s not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Green Bay Packers bring in David Schultz for pep talk

8 Submitted by on Sun, 05 January 2014, 14:13
Yesterday, the visiting San Francisco 49ers recruited wrestling legend Ric Flair to speak to the team the day before their NFC wild-card game versus the Green Bay Packers, prompting San Francisco right tackle Anthony Davis to tweet his appreciation for the Nature Boy, while labeling Green Bay a “s*** hole.” Outraged by the disrespect for the Packers’ home, Green Bay Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Freshen up your stinky car with a WCW Air Freshener or two

12 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 10:36
My old buddy, and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula took another one of his amazing TRIPS… to the $.99 store! As always, he found a whole bunch of neat stuff well worth checking out, including these Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash WCW air fresheners. Look! They have the “Official WCW Licensed Seal”. A what now?! You mean like this? Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlers Make Their New Year’s Resolutions

14 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 08:00
Stamford, CT and Orlando, FL – Various wrestlers and wrestling officials from both WWE and TNA have made their New Year’s resolutions public. WWE AJ Lee: “Get endorsed by Skip-It and polish my forehead.” The Bella Twins: “Yell ‘Come on!’ more during matches.” The Big Show: “I vow to team up with as many people as possible. 2014 is the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dolls and other strange unreleased figures

15 Submitted by on Fri, 03 January 2014, 02:00
  Today’s entry is a bit of a cheat because… well… nobody bought this! Let me explain. The owner of the WCW Worldwide blog found a collector’s guide to WCW figures and toys (click on that link for his blog entry about it with sample pages). One of the sections in the guide covers unreleased WCW toys (that’s the image above). Continue Reading...
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The Complete WrestleCrap Royal Rumble Card!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 02 January 2014, 15:40
  Mark the date on your calendar; Sunday night, January 19, the WrestleCrap Royal Rumble invades your home exclusively on pay-per-view! Coming to you live from the Joe Louis Arena in lean-and-mean Detroit, MI, forty of your favorite WrestleCrap superstars will be on hand, taking part in a number of exciting match-ups, most notably the 30-man, over-the-top-rope Royal Rumble match Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo in Wrestle Maniacs!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 02 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Yeah we’re all excited by the upcoming release of Scooby Doo: Wrestlemania Mystery but this isn’t the first time Scooby’s had a wrestling adventure. Check out this clip from the 2002-2006 series “What’s New Scooby Doo.” Which I’m sure is only Youtube for reasons that have nothing to with the fact that Daphne and Velma get Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stuck Mojo’s “Rising” music video features DDP (and The Yeti, too!)

8 Submitted by on Sun, 29 December 2013, 04:49
Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s another potential It Came From Youtube piece I found. Stuck Mojo’s music video “Rising” featuring WCW stars Diamond Dallas Page, Raven and the Flock. Notable for two things. 1. Ron Reis actually debuted as a member of The Flock in this video and 2. watch for Billy Kidman’s Shooting Star Stage Dive at the 1:31 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WrestleCrap gives you a chance to sleep with Trish Stratus!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:00
Yes, Crappers; Finally your dream can come true! We here at WrestleCrap are giving you the chance to sleep with Trish Stratus (or “Patty”, if you prefer)… if you buy this cardboard stand-up of her, that is! Yes; you can sleep with Trish, and help support WrestleCrap by buying her through this link (boy, does that sound bad out of context…). Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Items Go On Clearance At WWEShop.com

16 Submitted by on Fri, 27 December 2013, 08:00
New York, NY – In what has become a yearly WWE tradition similar to firings after Wrestlemania, multiple items at WWEShop.com have gone on clearance the day after Christmas. WWE’s Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle D. Wilson said, “Even though Christmas has passed, it is still the season of giving. We here at WWE are thrilled to be able Continue Reading...
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