Super Mario battles a Nazi.

What does that have to do with wrestling?

Find out in a new induction!

Have you ever wanted to cover Roman Reigns in dog food?

Well, now is your chance!

Open your wallets and read about it in Headlies!

WrestleCrap Opens the 1992 Sears Wishbook, looking for all things wrestling!

SPOILER ALERT: It ain’t much.

NEW INDUCTION!

Happy Thanksgiving from Orange Cassidy and his family!

Grab a drumstick and read about it in Headlies.

Or don’t. Whatever.

Celebrate Thanksgiving with the first ever WrestleCrap Radio Turkey Drop!

An all-new episode of the longest-running episodic pro wrestling podcast awaits!

Slow down with that food-eating, Titus!

O’Neil plays the Gobbledy Puker in a new Thanksgiving induction.

Survivor Series has determined a new supreme bran and it’s Saturday Morning Slam!

Tune up the One-Man Rock Band and read about it in Headlies!

Don’t worry kids – RD Reynolds Has Solved All Issues with the NXT Invasion!

Get to clickin’!

When the weather outside is frightful, think about those in need.

“Let Me In” to a brand new Headlie!

The Sad Tale of the Ultimate Maniacs – How Could a Team This Insanely Awesome Vanish So Quickly?

We examine it in a NEW INDUCTION!

The “Future Of Law Enforcement” made an unexpected appearance at Starrcast.

Read all about it in Headlies!

You now have 20 seconds to comply.

Tonight’s card:

Superman vs. Human Trafficking

Plus, Crusher Jones vs. Lacey Pants Larkin

New induction!

Stand Back!

Vince McMahon is here to entertain everyone stuck on the WWE plane.

Boogie down in a brand-new Headlie!

What better way to spend Halloween than going face to face with The Undertaker?

Time for a horrifying book review!

NEW INDUCTION!

It’s Halloween – time for Roddy Piper, Angry Jim, RD, Blade and more to break out the candy corn!

All new episode!

It’s UWF’s Blackjack Brawl 1!

(There was no Blackjack Brawl 2)

New induction!

RD and Blade return to discuss their favorite comic book movies from 2000-2019!

RD & Blade Show Episode 46 is on Patreon…click and join the fun!

Shane O’Mac has a big surprise in store for Crown Jewel.

Set your faces to “stun” and read about it in Headlies!

It’s October and you know what that means…time for another Halloween Divas Battle Royal!!

And it’s the SEXIEST one yet!!!

NEW INDUCTION!

Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

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Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Induction: The GLOW Pilot – Chat with hot singles (and tag teams) in your area!

33 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 14 June 2018, 23:52

GLOW, 1985 With Netflix’s GLOW series returning for a second season in just a few weeks, it’s time to look back on where it all began: the 1985 pilot for the original women’s wrestling series. Now normally, we at Wrestlecrap leave GLOW alone – not just because we’d end up inducting a different GLOW gimmick every week for years, but Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Cleveland Cavaliers Sign Basket Case

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 June 2018, 08:00

Cleveland, OH – Following their devastating sweep at the hands of the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Cavaliers announced that they have signed former WCW star Basket Case. Fielding questions from the press Monday morning, General Manager Koby Altman stated that the signing had been months in the making. “The time to rebuild is now. We Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

INDUCTION: Basket Case – Boom Crapalappa!

40 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 07 June 2018, 20:00

WCW, 2000 This induction has literally been years in the making. That doesn’t mean it will be good. It may be horrible. But I say that it IS something I have been wanting to do for years and could never do so. Why? Because I could never find footage of the legendary WCW superstar known as BASKET CASE. Basket Case, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Dixie Carter Stars In An Episode Of “Undercover Boss”

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 June 2018, 08:00

Toronto, ON – In an effort to stay one step ahead of WWE, Dixie Carter recently filmed an episode of the television show “Undercover Boss”. The show features the head of a company wearing a disguise and posing as a new hire to learn about their company and some of the workers. Over the course of a day, Carter, sporting Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Induction: Poop in the Pool – It’s a fecal matter, baby

20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 31 May 2018, 20:00

Ohio Valley Wrestling, 2012 If you’ve been a long-time reader of Wrestlecrap, you’ll know that our inductions all tend to fall into one of these seven categories: A. Bad wrestling gimmicks B. Bad wrestling matches C. Bad wrestling events D. Bad wrestling media E. Bad wrestling angles with Kane F. Bad wrestling angles without Kane G. Feces Now, to see Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Observes Memorial Day By Remembering Forgotten Angles

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 May 2018, 08:00

Richmond, VA – In honor of Memorial Day, WWE remembered various wrestling angles that have been forgotten over the years. The entire Raw locker room gathered on stage in front of the live audience. Several Superstars sported black armbands and commemorative shirts with “#ForgottenAngles”. Members of the WWE Universe removed their hats and solemnly bowed their heads. A beautiful tribute Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very unappetizing restaurant billboard.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: No shirt, no shoes, no problem… if you’re Scott Steiner. OOF! Because nothing says “A nice, affordable family meal” like a roided-up, shirtless, middle-aged crippled wrestler…....

INDUCTION: Eric Bischoff vs. Larry Zybszko – Yes, Kids, THIS Was Bret Hart’s WCW Debut

35 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 24 May 2018, 14:44

WCW, 1997 I’m sure you’ve heard the news. Well, I guess maybe you haven’t, if for instance you’re not following me on Facebook, or on Twitter, or haven’t listened to the latest version of WrestleCrap Radio. Or, I guess, if you somehow can only look at the bottom 80% of your screen. If that’s the case, look up silly. Or Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestling Nobility Attends The Royal Wedding

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 May 2018, 08:00

Windsor, UK – The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a fairy tale event complete with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect from royalty. While the ceremony at Windsor Castle featured several celebrities in the crowd such as Oprah, George Clooney, and Serena Williams, multiple aristocrats were there as well. Along with King Vitamin and Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Oh yeah! Dig these Event Specs binoculars!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 May 2018, 02:00

Okay, so imagine this… It’s 1986. You have a ticket to a WWF house show only to learn that your ticket is up in the nosebleed seats right next to Bob Uecker. So you can barley see a thing and you can’t tell S.D Jones from Barry Horowitz. What do you do? You head to the concession stand and get Continue Reading...

Induction: King of the Ring for NES – Throne in the garbage

40 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 17 May 2018, 20:00

Video game, 1993 I have to admit that when it comes to video game consoles, I’ve never been an early adopter. Growing up, we always clung to our old systems well past the point when game developers stopped supporting it. We were a Super Nintendo household until Christmas 1997, and resisted upgrading from a Playstation to a Playstation 2 until Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cody Rhodes To Take On “Doink” At All In

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 May 2018, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Wrestling fans were stunned yesterday when Cody Rhodes announced that he would be facing WWF legend Doink The Clown in the main event of All In. All In, an independent wrestling event put together by former WWE star Cody Rhodes, has received incredible amounts of attention. Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Marty Scurll, and Rey Mysterio will Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap Radio: Episode 273!

10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 13 May 2018, 21:43

Well well well…it seems Eric Bischoff has started a new podcast, and immediately gone on the attack on your old buddy and old pal, RD Reynolds. RD & Blade Braxton discuss this turn of events in a breaking news version of WrestleCrap Radio – and announce that yes, they will meet Bischoff face to face in Chicago this Labor Day weekend! Again, this Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Hasbro Mini Figures are versatile

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 May 2018, 02:00

It’s WWF Hasbro Mini Figures of The Natural Disasters and The Legion Of Doom! You’re supposed to use them with a special wrestling ring toy but I really think you should use them as really cool cake toppers! Yes, you can top your cake with a miniature figure of Friend Of WrestleCrap Fred Ottman! Or you could use them to Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Women of Wrestling Deadsite – David McClane Forever, Stephanie McMahon Never!

33 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 10 May 2018, 20:00

WOW, 2001 Don’t believe the propaganda. Despite what WWE would tell you, no matter how many times it is said, this woman did NOT invent women’s professional wrestling: She may have invented the worst hair dye job in the history of man back in 2005 (maybe – the more I look at it, I can’t decide if maybe I actually Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley introduces us to Jim Cornette’s friend

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 09 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper LeVar Ravel (The Doctor of Style) writes: When Mankind debuted, he filmed a series of wacked-out vignettes in dark rooms, including one where he spoke to a black rat named George. It turns out George was none other than Jim Cornette’s pet rat. In this audio clip, Cornie reflects on the last days of George. It’s surreal to hear Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kane To Face Impostor Kane In Mayoral Election

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 07 May 2018, 08:00

Knox County, TN – The political world was shocked today when WWE Superstar Kane’s opponent for Knox County mayor was revealed to be none other than Impostor Kane. The fake Kane, last seen being unmasked and thrown out of a WWE event in the mid 2000’s, has been quietly campaigning in the area for several months. Hours of door knocking, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00

It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies! Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...

Induction: The “Kiss Me Arse” Match – I’m here to show the world (my butt)!

14 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 03 May 2018, 20:00

WWE, 2015 When Sheamus made his return after Wrestlemania 31, he broke off in a new direction, turning heel by attacking the beloved Daniel Bryan… …and sporting a new, dumb haircut that fans weren’t shy about ridiculing. Now decidedly a bully, the 6’4” Sheamus targeted the shorter men of WWE whom he felt were, pardon the pun, not in his Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Brother Love heals!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 02 May 2018, 02:00

Brother love Heals a blind and crippled man with the power of LOVE!...

Headlies: WWE Gives Saudi Royal Family Curt Hawkins As A Gift

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 April 2018, 08:00

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia – As a token of his appreciation for hosting the Greatest Royal Rumble, Vince McMahon has given WWE Superstar Curt Hawkins as a gift to the hosts of the event. “We have had an absolutely incredible time here in Saudi Arabia,” said McMahon in a press conference. “The people, the culture, the food. The piles of money Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: King Of The (ugly) Ring

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 April 2018, 02:00

I was reading J.W’s Wrestling Memorabilia and Memories blog when I came across this really intersting entry about the 1993 Hasbro King Of The Ring wrestling ring toy. It’s basically the same thing as the blue toy ring that a lot of you Crappers probably had back in the day, but this time it’s a hideous banana yellow! How am Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: WWF on Family Feud in 1993 – The Ultimate Battle of GOOD VS. EVIL!!!

34 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 April 2018, 20:00

Game Show, 1993 WrestleCrap just hit its 18th birthday earlier this month, and during nearly our entire existence we’ve loved inducting game shows featuring pro wrestlers. Be it Double Dare, Singled Out, or even other episodes of Family Feud, it’s a true passion for us. I mean seriously, what could be better than watching your in-ring favorites forgo attempting to Continue Reading...

Induction: Double Dare’s Super-Slop-O-Mania – Still more mature than Punk’d

19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 26 April 2018, 02:00

Nickelodeon/WWF, 1989 With two former wrestlers like Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan handling announcing duties for years in the WWF, constantly at odds, don’t you find it odd that they never squared off in the ring to settle their differences? Why, Michael Cole was barely a year into his insufferable jerk persona before he and Jerry Lawler had a series Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Legion Of Doom share their Power Shake secret!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 April 2018, 02:00

The Legion Of Doom prepare a Power Shake for Sean Mooney! Um… I think I’ll pass, but thanks anyway, guys… ThirstySeanMooney.com, I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 April 2018, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The worst font ever put on a shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 April 2018, 02:00

Today we have an AJ Styles TNA shirt. But not just any AJ Styles TNA shirt. An AJ Styles shirt that uses a font the makes it look like either bird crap, or ejaculated semen. “And that’s all I have to say about that”. – Forrest Gump....