Pat yourself on the back if you remember this one…

Hakushi learns the ways of the yankee –

New induction!

It’s CM Punk’s WORST Feud…And No, It’s Not with Kevin Nash!

We’d tell you here…but then you might not read our fabulous NEW Induction!

The 2019 Wrestling WAR is UPON US! Take cover as RD and Blade discuss WWE, AEW, CM Punk, and Dynamite Kid nourishing Matilda!

Yes, really.

Forget Royce Gracie…

Forget Antonio Inoki…

The original mixed martial artist was Phil Silva – and he sucked!

Karate wrestling, inducted!

King Baron Corbin’s reign has begun!

Find out what he has in store for the United Kingdom in a very regal Headlies!

Hate WWE Commentary Today?

Maybe You’d Prefer BASTION BOOGER in the booth!

It happened on Raw…and we’re inducting it!

Six-sided ring, two nunchucks, and a Partridge in a cage match?

It’s not the twelve days of Christmas… it’s a new induction!

AJ Styles was so phenomenal at Clash Of Champions that the laws of science could not contain him.

Hold on tight and read all about it in Headlies!

AEW has a fool-proof plan to keep their championship belt just in case Chris Jericho has anymore bubbly bubbly.

Strap in for Headlies!

It’s Hulk Hogan’s Most Egotistical Match Ever!

Care to Guess Which One It Is?

NEW INDUCTION!

We hope you brought your appetite for AEW’s Cracker Barrel Clash!

Tie on your bib and dig in to Headlies!

RD and Blade go in-depth discussing Mickie James turning 40, AEW All Out, CM Punk, and WrestleCrap Radio’s 14 Year Anniversary!

Before Yoga for Regular Guys, there was Positivity for Perverts.

Self-help DDP, inducted –

– and that’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing!

AEW has the hottest feud in wrestling and their weekly shows haven’t even started yet!

Grab your official Burger Towel(tm) and read all about it in Headlies!

Botchamania, Wrestling with Wregret, the Blue Meanie, Bill Apter and WrestleCrap Unite to tear apart Eugene, The Greater Power, and the Blonde Bytch!

Super Video Induction Special!

 

Celebrate episode 45 with a discussion of our favorite guilty pleasure pop stars! Plus an interactive featuring “Mr. Malnourished” Paul Orndorff!

Exclusively for our friends on Patreon – just $2 a month gets you in!

Gorgeous Ladies of Weltanschauungskrieg?

Mountain Fiji un-Nazis GLOW in the Gestapo Match.

New induction!

An act of vehicular violence ten years ago has come back to bite Kofi Kingston in a big way.

Get ready to peel out in a brand-new Headlies!

It’s WrestleCrap Live!

Join Blade, RD, Jordan, along with Brian Zane, Maffew, Bill Apter, and the Blue Meanie as They Discuss The Worst in Wrestling!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie

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Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 1992 WBF Championship – Posers beware

32 Submitted by on Thu, 19 April 2018, 20:00
Titan Sports, 1992 The World Bodybuilding Federation was Vince McMahon’s ill-advised foray into the sport of bodybuilding. I say, “ill-advised” for a number of reasons. For one, it launched just as former WWF steroid supplier Dr. George Zahorian was standing trial, leading to the WWF’s steroid scandal of the early 90s and McMahon’s indictment on distribution charges. That, and nobody Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nicholas To Face Necro Butcher At CZW’s Tournament Of Death

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Townsend, DE – The wrestling world was stunned today with the announcement that former WWE tag team champion Nicholas will be taking on the Necro Butcher at CZW’s Tournament of Death. The event, which takes place in an empty field in Delaware, has become famous for extreme acts of violence and mayhem. It is not uncommon for wrestlers to leave Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Thousands Of Fans Wear The Same Bullet Club Shirt To Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by on Mon, 09 April 2018, 08:00
  New Orleans, LA – Fans in attendance for Wrestlemania were shocked and embarrassed to find that thousands of others in attendance were wearing the same exact Bullet Club shirt. “I knew something was wrong when I got on the plane to come here and saw about 30 Bullet Club shirts,” said professional Fortnite player Jeff Slater. “I figured they’d Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.

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This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Staff Already Ignoring Kid Rock

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New Orleans, LA – WWE officials, staff members, and Superstars have all collectively started to ignore Hall of Fame Inductee Kid Rock. The rap/rock/country artist arrived in New Orleans early this morning to go through a walk-through for his WWE Hall of Fame inductions. The wrestling world was shocked  when he was announced alongside beloved professional wrestling figures as Goldberg Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 272 – WrestleMania Preview Show!

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Celebrate WrestleCrap’s 18 Year Anniversary (!!!) as RD and Blade dive into all the WrestleMania news!  Who will win between Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar?  How about AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura?  Find out as WrestleCrap Radio gives you ALL the scoops! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

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This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…

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It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania IV – Crapped out in Atlantic City

46 Submitted by on Thu, 29 March 2018, 20:00
WWF, 1988 Anyone who knows wrestling will tell you that Wrestlemania is WWE’s biggest pay-per-view every year. Those same people will tell you that Starrcade was NWA and WCW’s biggest pay-per-view every year. But unlike Wrestlemania, Starrcade often fell victim to bizarre promotional ideas that transformed the show into one giant gimmick. Starrcade ’89 consisted solely of two round-robin tournaments Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wrestling Buddies commercial is kind of creepy

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It’s a commercial for the Tonka Wrestling Buddies dolls! Mom is trying to make dinner and is sick and tired of the noise and Earthquake (yes, Tenta-sized) shaking of the foundation of her house caused by the kids upstairs. She tells her husband Henry to take care of it. So instead of disciplining his kids and telling them to knock Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 271!!

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It’s March Madness! But we hate basketball, so we talk PRO WRESTLING instead!  Among the topics…GOLDBERG! Burger King’s Herb!  Doink returning from the dead!  And yes, FUN WITH TAMMY!  Plus the debut of the STEIN LINE!  Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  At the time of this recording, we are 54% of the way Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Jump Off Of Braun Strowman At Wrestlemania

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Pittsburgh, PA – Although he does not officially have a match for Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon has already announced that he plans to jump off of Braun Strowman. McMahon has made a name for himself in recent years by jumping off of incredibly tall structures during matches. He famously jumped off an ambulance, the Titantron, and the Hell In A Cell. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon, ECW Champion – Crap…to the EXTREME!

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WWE ECW, 2007 If you weren’t a wrestling fan in the late 1980’s, I don’t know you can appreciate just what a revolutionary force Paul Heyman’s Extreme Championship Wrestling truly was.  I say the 1980’s, not the 1990’s, because to really understand ECW, you need to know what ECW was in its heyday, but rather what the landscape was in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Announces The Inaugural “Matilda Memorial Battle Royal”

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Stamford, CT – At a press conference earlier today, WWE officials announced that Wrestlemania will be hosting the inaugural all-animal Matilda Memorial Battle Royal. “The fur is really going to fly at this year’s Wrestlemania as thirty animals will battle in a WWE ring,” said Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. “Strong. Powerful. Smelly. These unique Superstars have set the bar Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Watch out! This Sunny poster book could be dangerous!

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This is a circa 1996 “Totally Rad” (!) poster book of Tam.. er.. I mean Tammy.. er.. I mean Sunny. It isn’t too exceptional save for that blurb at the bottom warning “youngsters” about the staples. I just love that they refer to kids as “youngsters” as if this poster book was put together by a committee of women in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bret & Owen on Honey, I Shrunk The Kids – The Harts team with the Kidshrinkers

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Syndicated TV, 1998 For me, the tag team of Bret & Owen Hart is one of the most frustrating “what ifs” in wrestling. Despite having such individual technical skill and natural chemistry, the two most famous of Stu and Helen’s boys only tagged a handful of times, including a great match against the Steiner Brothers seen only on Coliseum video. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hey Vern, it’s Ernest… and wrestling!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 14 March 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this episode of Jim Varney’s short lived (but Emmy Award winning) series “Hey Vern: It’s Ernest” where we see Ernest prepare for his wrestling debut against Chainsaw Chester with $10,000 on the line. We see Ernest train, cut promos, and develop his wrestling persona! Plus George the Lizard tries multiple sports, Miss Simon Simmons Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Already Ready For Wrestlemania

4 Submitted by on Mon, 12 March 2018, 08:00
Red Springs, NC – Die-hard pro wrestling fan Aiden Garcia is already prepared to watch Wrestlemania despite the event not taking place for another four weeks. “I’ve been waiting all year for this and I’m not going to miss a single second,” said the unmarried 36-year-old. “I’m on the road to Wrestlemania and nothing is going to detour me. Not Continue Reading...
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