Wrestlecrap goes to the book fair, as middle-school bodysnatcher Jake Sherman works himself into a shoot.

New induction!

The Bullet Club is back, but they need a new name.

Let’s put our heads together and come up with some suggestions in Headlies!

The Match – The Movie?  Forgetaboutit!

Let’s Talk the SCRIPT – The Movie in a Super-Sized Dissection of No Holds Barred!

A 36,000 Word (!!!!) Induction Special!

Trump supporters are going to the WWE Hall Of Fame.

If they can find it.

Grab a map and try to figure it out in Headlies!

2020 Sure Sucked…and So Did Some of Its Pro Wrestling!

Help Us Decide the Very Worst of the Very Worst With Your 2020 Gooker Award Vote!

Things are really starting to cook at Legends Night.

Find out how Randy Orton lights Moppy’s world on fire in Headlies.

Reynolds vs. Russo…one more time!

Get to clickin’, Bro!

What is Sammy Guevara doing?

We triple dog dare you to read Headlies and find out!

All things Mandalorian! RD & Blade Show 55 is now on Patreon!

Exclusively on Patreon!

All those horrible Christmas movies we’ve inducted over the years!

They’re all HERE!

Get to clicking!

Christmas with RD, Blade, Angry Jim, and an actual WWE Superstar!

WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here!

It’s a very Meh-rry Christmas when Santa With Muscles is involved.

See what WWE has in store for this holiday season in Headlies!

It’s that one time a year we don’t cover wrestling…but crappy Christmas movies instead!

A Very Brady Christmas…INDUCTED!

Brandi Rhodes should have called The General and saved some time.

It’s the confrontation we’ve all been waiting for and you can only read about it in Headlies!

Two hopeless nobodies compete to be sports entertainers.

Is it a lost season of Tough Enough?

No, it’s Kenny vs. Spenny – now inducted!

It’s not a perfect game…but it’s not a blood bath either, so that’s a plus.

WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here!

It’s WCW vs. GLOW.

You wouldn’t think this would be the SEXIEST Family Feud ever…but somehow, it is!

NEW INDUCTION!

AEW is coming out with a new video game and it will scare the pants off you!

Get ready to face your fears in a brand new Headlies!

We’ve counted all the votes…

…now it’s time to throw away that calculator!

The Backlund campaign augments this website in our newest induction!

Chat Full Gear live with RD and friends!

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WrestleCrap needs your vote!

Will Bob Backlund procure an induction?

Yours truly, the readers, get to make the call!

It’s time to enter the most haunted place in America: The Impact Zone!

“Cross The Line” into the paranormal with Headlies!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: “The Rock Says…”? Not really.

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2019, 02:00
This is The Rock’s 2000 autobiography “The Rock Says…”. It’s one of the worst wrestling autobiographies eve released for two simple reasons: First, unlike Mick Foley’s excellent autobiographies, The Rock’s book was mostly written by Joe Layden with very little actual involvement from The Rock. Secondly, it came out on January 1st, 2000. The Rock had only been in WWE for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bryan Alvarez Ruins Stunt Family Picnic

5 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2019, 08:00
Olive Branch, MS – Figure Four Online/Wrestling Observer writer and podcaster Bryan Alvarez traveled to the hometown of rival Marko Stunt and ruined the Stunt Family Father’s Day picnic. The Stunt Family, consisting of Papa Stunt, Mama Stunt, and wrestlers Marko and Logan, arrived at the Olive Branch City Park Sunday afternoon. Mama Stunt laid out a blanket as Papa Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO will destroy WCW with a Cyborg!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 14 June 2019, 02:00
Remember Cyborg? You know, the NWO member? What do you mean “No”?! Well, all I can tell you is that apparently Cyborg was a wrestler from Brazil. So I guess he was in the NWO’s Brazilian offshoot? Man, that’s worse than being in the lame NWO B-Team with Vincent and Scott Norton. And yes, I know that isn’t Hollywood Hogan there. These Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bayley: This Is Your Life – That was your push

33 Submitted by on Thu, 13 June 2019, 22:24
WWE, 2017 It seems, even twenty years later, WWE still can’t resist lifting old ideas straight from the Attitude Era whenever it wants to pop a rating. Most recently, WWE has been promoting Crash Holly’s old Hardcore Title once more, albeit with a new and completely on-the-nose name. And WWE will always try to recreate 1999’s The Rock: This Is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE To Recreate Wrestlemania I Main Event For Next Saudi Arabia Show

15 Submitted by on Mon, 10 June 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Hot on the heels of their latest special event in Saudi Arabia, WWE has announced that they will be recreating the classic Wrestlemania I main event match that featured Hulk Hogan and Mr. T taking on “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff. “We are very excited to be going back to Saudi Arabia so soon,” Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan baseball glove, WWF Coloring Books, and the WWF Makeup Kit!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 07 June 2019, 02:00
If you showed up for Little League practice with this Hulk Hogan baseball glove, then you deserved to be pantsed in front of the entire team and coaching staff. But that’s not all they’re hawking on this catalog page! Look! The Official WWF Makeup Kit, so you can look like The Legion Of Doom, or The Ultimate Warrior, or.. um… Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Superstar Billy Graham To Join Announcing Team At ‘All Out’

3 Submitted by on Mon, 03 June 2019, 08:00
Chicago, IL – All Elite Wrestling head Cody Rhodes has announced that former WWWF Heavyweight champion ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham will be doing color commentary at the group’s newly-announced ‘All Out’ event. The move is seen as the latest shot at WWE as AEW continues to pick up their former talent. Rhodes denies this allegation. “We’re creating something new with AEW,” Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s more than a lollipop- it’s a Stone Cold Spin Pop!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2019, 02:00
Say “Hello” to the Stone Cold Steve Austin Spin Pop. It’s basically a plastic figure of ol’ Steve covering a lollipop (or sucker, if you prefer) that spins around when you press a button on the handle. Because apparently spinning a candy around via a little motor makes it taste better? So let’s review: Stone Cold cover + lollipop + spinning Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 283!!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 29 May 2019, 23:07
RD and Blade are back from Las Vegas and Starrcast II…and they’ve got a million stories to tell! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Induction: PG-13 come to Raw – And you thought the NXT call-ups these days were bad

18 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2019, 20:00
1995, WWF A few weeks ago, I chronicled the poorly-received run of Slam Master J, son of Terry Gordy turned hip-hop aficionado. Terry Gordy, Jr. wasn’t the only son of a Memphis wrestling legend to reinvent himself in such a way, though. Of course there was Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, who re-christened himself, “Grandmaster Sexay” as part of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Stubby Banned From Las Vegas Following Starrcast Incident

1 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2019, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – In a first for the state of Nevada, beloved Wrestlecrap dummy Stubby has been banned for life from the entire city of Las Vegas. Stubby arrived in Las Vegas late Friday night, already drunk. After stumbling off the plane and taking a taxi to Caesar’s Palace, the Wrestlecrap mascot managed to lose $500 at blackjack. Security Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Oh, a Wise Guy, eh?

6 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2019, 02:00
In the late 90’s at the height of D-Generation X’s popularity, they decided to release the DX Wiseguyz– a set of figures featuring Triple H, The New Age Outlaws, and X-Pac dressed up as as 1930’s gangsters. They even put them on the cover of WWF Magazine in suits! Um… Why? I mean DX was cool. Gangsters are always cool. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lacey Evans Gets Stuck In A Revolving Door

2 Submitted by on Mon, 20 May 2019, 08:00
Hartford, CT – WWE Superstar Lacey Evans missed her championship match at Money In The Bank last night after she became stuck in one of the XL Center’s revolving doors. Evans, who was set to challenge Becky Lynch for the Raw Women’s Title, arrived at the arena along with the other wrestlers, but was not seen in the locker room Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap at Starrcast II – All the Details!

3 Submitted by on Sat, 18 May 2019, 22:14
Super excited for Starrcast II in Las Vegas starting this Friday, May 24! Here’s the information we have, we will update if anything changes. ** – We are going to be at the Tuscany part of Starrcast and we would love to meet as many of our fellow Crappers as we can! ** – Blade, Jordan, and I will be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Drew McIntyre vs. El Torito – Want to Know Why WWE’s Ratings Are in a Free Fall? Look No Further!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 16 May 2019, 19:45
WWE, 2014 In case you’ve not heard, WWE’s ratings are currently are in something of a slump, with some of their key demographics down as much as 25% in the last twelve months alone. While the company loves to point out viewership across the board for television is in a decline, there are other popular shows that are bucking the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Continues To Prank The Revival

2 Submitted by on Mon, 13 May 2019, 08:00
London, UK – Following last week’s angle that featured The Revival suffering the effects of having “Ucy Hot” placed in their trunks, Vince McMahon has personally started pulling pranks on the tag team. During the company’s overseas flight, McMahon continuously tapped both Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder on the shoulders and pretended to be doing something else when they looked. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Rockers shirt reminds me of something…

5 Submitted by on Fri, 10 May 2019, 02:00
I especially like this Rockers shirt because it looks like the Title Card to a wacky 80’s cartoon- “The Adventures Of The Rockers”! You expect them to team up with the Scooby-Doo gang solving mysteries in a van, and then they’d all dance to some generic rock music at the end. I bet Shawn would totally score with Daphnie, leaving Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Money In The Bank Briefcases Repossessed After Audit From IRS

0 Submitted by on Mon, 06 May 2019, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – The Money In The Bank pay-per-view is in danger of being cancelled after the contract-holding briefcases were taken by IRS and Repo Man. Irwin R. Schyster, the diabolical tax man, performed an audit of WWE’s finances following the April 15th deadline and did not like what he saw. “Sloppy paperwork, using an ink color other than blue Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mankind is here with Chef Boyardee Ravioli!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 May 2019, 02:00
This was too weird not to uh.. “borrow” for SBT, Crappers! User dgnr8 on The Wrestling Figs collector’s forum made a post in this thread about all the promotional cardboard cutout standees he owns, including this one! It’s a promotional standee of Mick Foley / Mankind shilling for Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli! Imagine that you’re staying overnight at this guy’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Mike Tyson WRESTLES – So Monumental WWE Didn’t Even Bother to Advertise It Ahead of Time!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 02 May 2019, 20:00
WWE, 2010 I don’t think one could understate just how huge Mike Tyson was in his prime, nor how pivotal his role was in helping the WWF turn the tide on the Monday Night Wars. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin in many ways became a household name thanks in large part to Tyson. Don’t misunderstand me – Austin still would have Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eli Cottonwood Goes Mustache-To-Mustache With Robert Roode

1 Submitted by on Mon, 29 April 2019, 08:00
Former NXT competitor Eli Cottonwood has returned to the WWE to challenge Robert Roode for mustache supremacy. Cottonwood, who competed on the second season of NXT, was mainly known for his height and his mustache. While not as thick and luscious as other mustaches in wrestling like Ox Baker’s or Big Bully Busick’s, Cottonwood’s was good enough to earn itself Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Cutting hair is thirsty work!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 26 April 2019, 02:00
  It’s a Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake drinking glass! Brutus is looking kind of bloated here, isn’t he? Of course, the only thing you can really drink out of it are those fruity mixed drinks with the little paper umbrellas. “Ooo! I sure could usk one of those drinks from that glass featuring that sexy barber fella, there…” That’s enough out Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ‘The Viking Experience’ Renamed As ‘Submission Sorority’

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 April 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After a large outcry from fans following their debut on Monday Night Raw, The Viking Experience will now be known as Submission Sorority. Social media exploded with rage as the tag team, who were known as War Raiders in NXT and War Machine in ROH, appeared on WWE television for the first time. The Superstars formerly known Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sting’s in trouble, but help is on the way!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 April 2019, 02:00
Robocop in WCW was pretty ridiculous on it’s own merits (of course we’ve covered that in The WrestleCrap Archives) but even moe ridiculous is the over-the-top (dad!) ad copy they came up with for this Capital Combat ’90 ad. For extra fun, read it in your best “Movie Trailer Voice-Over Guy” voice as if it’s the most important thing in the Continue Reading...
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