We completely missed Wrestlemania.

Great!

Find out what we did instead in Headlies.

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

RIP Blade.

You will be missed. 🙁

Pull up to the bar and show some ID – it’s Wrestlecrap’s 21st birthday!

Celebrate with a new induction!

Yep, It’s THAT Thunder with Kevin Nash on Commentary.

The Big Shizow is here…and INDUCTED!

It’s ‘Lights Out’ for Dr. Britt Baker when she goes up against the dreaded Board Of Dentistry.

Grab your toothbrush and read all about it in Headlies!

RD & Blade discuss their favorite women’s wrestling matches of all time!

Plus a cartoon voice actor punches Adolph Hitler in the face!

WrestleCrap Radio 303 is here!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

6 Submitted by on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00
Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 August 2019, 02:00
It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no…  I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

21 Submitted by on Thu, 15 August 2019, 20:00
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986 Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action. And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2019, 02:00
Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...
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Video Induction Special! WrestleCrap Live Looks at The Black Scorpion, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz, and The Apter Mags!

2 Submitted by on Thu, 08 August 2019, 19:28
It’s a video induction special! Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, Jordan Mishkin, as well as Botchamania’s Maffew, Wrestling with Wregret’s Brian Zane, and the legendary Bill Apter and Blue Meanie as they look at the Apter Mags, the Black Scorpion, and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz. Join us in two weeks when we do this again with another trio of WrestleCraptacular Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

2 Submitted by on Mon, 05 August 2019, 08:00
Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

4 Submitted by on Fri, 02 August 2019, 02:00
It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...
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Induction: WXO – Wasn’t X-actly Outstanding

24 Submitted by on Thu, 01 August 2019, 20:00
WXO Wrestling launched (and folded) in early 2000 as an old-school, family-friendly alternative to the Big Three promotions of the time. The organization treated itself like a big deal, with the announcers claiming that top wrestlers from around the world were trying to get in on the action. Phones were ringing off the hook at WXO headquarters, we were told. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

14 Submitted by on Mon, 29 July 2019, 08:00
Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 July 2019, 02:00
All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Steel Asylum 2010 – Apparently TNA Thought the Best Way To Start a War Was With a Match No One Could See

14 Submitted by on Thu, 25 July 2019, 20:00
With the arrival of AEW on TNT starting this October, it should come as no surprise that WWE is looking to counter program and put a kibosh on any potential competition. While there’s been no discussion of moving Raw or Smackdown to start a war, sources have told this reporter that Vince & Co. have asked about the availability of Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 284!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 24 July 2019, 20:22
RD and Blade return to talk Raw Reunion, a terrible show if ever there was one. But will that show be better or worse than WrestleCrap Radio? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode Continue Reading...
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Headlies: R-Truth And Drake Maverick Get Their Own Marvel Movie

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 July 2019, 08:00
San Diego, CA – Wrestling fans were thrilled to find out that the epic battles between WWE Superstars R-Truth and Drake Maverick would be coming to the big screen as part of the Marvel Universe. Maverick and Truth appeared throughout San Diego Comic Con battling over they esteemed 24/7 Championship. While most thought it was just a fun way to Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW Uncensored ’95 – Dub-C-Dub! Dub-C-Dub!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 18 July 2019, 20:00
WCW, 1995  This past Sunday was WWE’s fifteenth annual pay-per-view dedicated to anything-goes hardcore wrestling. Originally called One Night Stand, it was officially renamed in 2009 to “Extreme Rules”, which better conveyed the event’s theme while also sounding really dumb. In practice, Extreme Rules is just like any other pay-per-view but with a few more gimmick matches than usual – Continue Reading...
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Headlies: List Of Potential WWE Wrestler Names Leaks

8 Submitted by on Mon, 15 July 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Sportskeeda.com has produced a list of potential names for current and future WWE and NXT wrestlers and personalities. “For one reason or another, a lot of WWE talent have had their names changed,” said writer Kumal Barthwal. “Sometimes it’s a shortening to just a first or last name like Rusev or Andrade. Other times it’s a completely Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jeff Jarrett and the Fat Ladies – They Sang Alright…Not for Hogan, but for WCW

16 Submitted by on Thu, 11 July 2019, 20:00
“How is this not like number four or five in WrestleCrap’s worst moments in the history of World Championship Wrestling? Does nobody remember this?” – Bryan Alvarez, Bryan and Vinny Show July 2nd 2019 One of my favorite days is Wednesday, as that is when I get my favorite weekly podcast fix, the weekly show where Bryan, Vinny, and the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Universe Fired, Replaced By Heyman And Bischoff’s Friends

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 July 2019, 08:00
Newark, NJ – In a surprise move, WWE officials have future endeavored their entire fanbase, replacing them with the friends of newly hired executive directors Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff. The move to replace fans is seen by many as a way to prevent fans from voicing their displeasure. “Look, last week was great for Raw and Smackdown, but we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Attitude “Show Me Your Puppies” shirt (sigh…)

5 Submitted by on Fri, 05 July 2019, 02:00
  This is a fine example of the worst of the worst of the “edgy” Attitude Era merchandise. Jerry Lawler loved to Oogle the Divas and got way, way too excited by their breasts. Or, as he called them “puppies”. In a really annoying, screechy, way-too-excited voice. And he’d call them that again and again and again… WWE decided to Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Headbangers, Tag Team Champions of the Universe – The belts were fake, and so was Billy Gunn’s ass

16 Submitted by on Tue, 02 July 2019, 20:00
WWF, 1998 Do you realize that there are now five different tag team titles across WWE’s various brands? You might also be surprised to learn that even before the company split its roster into separate brands, there were a multitude of tag team titles in the promotion. Prior to 2002, there had been such now-defunct championships as the original Women’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Karate Fighters Tournament Will Determine Executive Director Of 205 Live

5 Submitted by on Mon, 01 July 2019, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After the surprise move to place Paul Heyman in charge of Monday Night Raw and Eric Bischoff in charge of Smackdown, Vince McMahon has announced a tournament of wrestling officials from the 90’s to decide who will run WWE’s cruiserweight show, 205 Live. “It’s time to shake things up,” said McMahon. “WWE has gotten stale. I’m taking Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Live! The 1987 Slammy Awards!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 30 June 2019, 21:05
It’s a WrestleCrap Live! RD Reynolds, Blade Braxton, and Jordan Mishkin of WrestleCrap.com are joined by Bill Apter, The Blue Meanie, Maffew Gregg of Botchamania, and Brian Zane of Wrestling with Wregret for an all-star riff of the 1987 Slammy Awards! We’d tell you to enjoy, but we don’t want to bring up your hopes....
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Quick note from RD Reynolds

12 Submitted by on Sat, 29 June 2019, 19:09
Hey hey Fellow Crappers! As some of you have noticed, we’ve had a few delays in inductions. We apologize for that. The truth is, sometimes life just gets in the way of our fun. Right now, Art is moving to a new house and I am prepping for VBS at my church, thus it’s created a bit of a challenge Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Velveteen Dream Emerges From Giant Boot At WWE Stomping Grounds

1 Submitted by on Mon, 24 June 2019, 08:00
Tacoma, WA – Wrestling fans were shocked last night when NXT North American Champion Velveteen Dream made his WWE debut at Stomping Grounds. What was quickly becoming just another typical WWE pay-per-view became a night to remember as a the beloved NXT wrestler appeared on the main roster. WWE’s ring crew wheeled a giant boot on to the main stage. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “The Rock Says…”? Not really.

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 June 2019, 02:00
This is The Rock’s 2000 autobiography “The Rock Says…”. It’s one of the worst wrestling autobiographies eve released for two simple reasons: First, unlike Mick Foley’s excellent autobiographies, The Rock’s book was mostly written by Joe Layden with very little actual involvement from The Rock. Secondly, it came out on January 1st, 2000. The Rock had only been in WWE for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bryan Alvarez Ruins Stunt Family Picnic

5 Submitted by on Mon, 17 June 2019, 08:00
Olive Branch, MS – Figure Four Online/Wrestling Observer writer and podcaster Bryan Alvarez traveled to the hometown of rival Marko Stunt and ruined the Stunt Family Father’s Day picnic. The Stunt Family, consisting of Papa Stunt, Mama Stunt, and wrestlers Marko and Logan, arrived at the Olive Branch City Park Sunday afternoon. Mama Stunt laid out a blanket as Papa Continue Reading...
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