Would you *shell* out 20 bucks to see Kowabunga wrestle?

(I know that’s just meant as a pun, but the answer is no)

New induction!

WWE didn’t leave Australia empty-handed.

They brought Stomper The Kangaroo with them!

Hop on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Time to answer the age-old (ok, week old) question – was Undertaker-Hunter worse than Age in the Cage?

Find out in a NEW INDUCTION!

Crikey! Super Show-Down was a night to remember, mate!

Grab some Vegemite and read all about it in Headlies!

Professional Gay Wrestling:

They’re here,

They’re queer,

They’re a new induction!

Brie Bella is taking her strong kicks to the NFL.

Put on a helmet and read all about it in Headlies!

Meat Wrestling’s Biggest Klutz – Clumsy Shawn Stasiak!

Fall face first into our newest induction!

Why so serious?

We’ve got an A-List actor as the new Doink The Clown!

Grab your whoopee cushion and read all about it in Headlies!

  • Impact Wrestling Promises One On-Screen Murder Per Episode Or Your Money Back
  • Vince McMahon Now Suffering From Severe Vegemite Addiction After Returning From Australia
  • Finn Balor Injured After Giving Too Many "Too Sweets" At New York Comic Con
  • The Corre To Reunite At Smackdown 1000
  • Impact Officials and HHH Meet in Stamford, Discuss TNA Purchasing WWE
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It Came From YouTube: Dino Bravo (lamely) insults our friend Fred Ottman!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 18 October 2017, 02:00
Fast forward to about 26 minutes into this 1990 episode of WWF Superstars. That dastardly Dino Bravo insinuates that Tugboat (Friend Of Wrestlecrap Fred Ottman) can’t even read the “Get Well Hulk Hogan” letters that fans have sent in… even after Tugboat already read the letter in a previous segment… I just love how Dino says that lame insult....
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Headlies: Lance Storm Joins Dancing With The Stars

6 Submitted by on Mon, 16 October 2017, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – In a surprise move, former WWE, WCW, and ECW wrestler Lance Storm has joined the popular dancing competition Dancing With The Stars. Following the increased viewership from wrestling fans after WWE star Nikki Bella joined the cast, network executives requested that another wrestler be added. “Thanks to Nikki, we’ve reached a whole new audience that was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW presents live online Pay-Per- (Buffering…).

7 Submitted by on Fri, 13 October 2017, 02:00
In the late 90’s, The Internet was the hot new emerging technology! WCW wanted to find a new way to make money off of it with their website WCW.com So, in 1997 and 1998 they offered a revolutionary service: Internet Pay-Per-Views (AKA: iPPVs). Or should I say Pay-Per-Listens… For $9.99 you got access to a RealPlayer RealAudio audio stream… …featuring Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WarGames 2000 – Russo’s Revenge Indeed

24 Submitted by on Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:00
  WCW, 2000 The recent announcement of NXT bringing back WarGames set the inter webs into a tizzy recently, and with good reason.  The original bout was a legendary contest, a staple of the NWA and later WCW.  Due to the fact that it was so closely tied to a promotion WWE had a blood feud with, it was reportedly Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Young Bucks Try Out Some New Catchphrases

6 Submitted by on Mon, 09 October 2017, 08:00
Piscataway, NJ – Popular independent pro wrestling tag team The Young Bucks tried out a number of new catchphrases during their main event match this weekend to the delight of those in attendance. The team, which consists of real life brothers Matt and Nick Jackson, recently received a cease and desist letter from WWE for their usage of the famed Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair bought this!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 October 2017, 02:00
WrestleCrap’s own Art writes: Art0Donnell here. I was checking out some NWA on the WWE Network, and I found the unveiling of Ric Flair’s new championship, the good old Big Gold Belt. It’s one fine piece of expensive hardware, except for a tiny detail – the name plate. If I were Ric, I’d find whoever misspelled my name and kic Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Terri Runnels Pregnancy – Spoiler: Attitude Era angles never lasted 9 months

32 Submitted by on Thu, 05 October 2017, 20:00
WWF 1998-1999 WWE is currently experiencing a baby boom, with both Maryse Mizanin and Maria Kanellis expecting little ones next year. Over the years, WWE has earned a reputation as a supportive environment for new families. In fact, when one female on-screen talent wanted to return to TV after her pregnancy but was self-conscious about her weight, Chief Brand Officer Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Presenting ManeuverMania 1995!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 04 October 2017, 02:00
WrestleCrap’s own Art0Donnell submitted this: Here’s my compilation of all 252 times Vince McMahon said the word, “maneuver” on Raw in 1995. Vince commentated 47 episodes of Raw that year, so viewers on those nights heard the word, “maneuver” about once every 11 minutes. Wow! This is fascinating for reasons I can’t quite explain. Nice work, Art!...
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Headlies: WWE Brings Back The Bunkhouse Stampede

3 Submitted by on Mon, 02 October 2017, 08:00
Uniondale, NY – After receiving a largely positive response for bringing back NWA/WCW’s event Starrcade, WWE has announced that they will also be bringing back the Bunkhouse Stampede. The Bunkhouse Stampede, which began in 1985, was a battle royal held by the NWA that often saw participants wearing cowboy boots and street clothes. Wrestling legend Dusty Rhodes won the event Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Brushing Kit

4 Submitted by on Fri, 29 September 2017, 02:00
It’s the WWE Brushing Kit! Quoting from the Amazon listing… About the product (1) The WWE brushing kit is an awesome combination of convenience and action-packed oral hygiene with a kids toothbrush, bubble gum toothpaste, and brush cap featuring John Cena and CM Punk! (1) WWE 16oz Plastic Mouthwash Rinse Cup! Plus Bonus “Rememer to Brush Your Teeth” visual aid! Continue Reading...
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Tribute: RD Reynolds’ Favorite Bobby Heenan Moment

48 Submitted by on Wed, 27 September 2017, 20:00
I’ve written about it before, but whenever I go through a rough patch in life, I turn to Prime Time Wrestling. To those outside of our little hobby/business/sport whatever you want to call it, that has to sound completely bizarre.  What kind of person, what kind of man, would focus on pro wrestling when life starts throwing hard curveballs?  Is that Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: Sean

9 Submitted by on Tue, 26 September 2017, 09:00
Note from Blade: While Sean never actually wrestled, his moment of infamy dribbing the ball with Ted DiBiase is BEYOND legendary. It’s springtime again. This means a number of things – warmer weather, fat people wearing tank tops, and oh yeah, the time hoops fans have waited all year for. Two words – Final Four. Caught up in all the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar To Continue Their Feud With A Pie-Eating Contest

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 September 2017, 08:00
Ontario, CA – Following last night’s brutal championship match at No Mercy, WWE Superstars Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar have vowed to continue their feud. Strowman, living up to his “I’m not finished with you” mantra, issued another challenge to Lesnar directly after the conclusion of their match. “You’re not man enough to face me again, Lesnar!” barked Strowman. “Week Continue Reading...
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On Bobby Heenan

10 Submitted by on Mon, 18 September 2017, 19:24
I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
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RIP Bobby Heenan

32 Submitted by on Sun, 17 September 2017, 19:04
Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something.  Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears.  My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby.  You were the best....
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Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)

3 Submitted by on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00
A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Toxic Turtles – Hell in a Shell

27 Submitted by on Thu, 14 September 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 It’s not often that everyone in the wrestling world suddenly starts talking about a nearly 25 year-old match, especially one with no recognizable stars (both in the “WWE Superstar” sense and in the Dave Meltzer sense)… …but with the arrival of WWE’s new Unreleased 1986-1995 DVD, it seems that everyone from Charly Caruso to Sean Mooney wants to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Lost Rio De Janeiro IC Title Victory Discovered, Added to ‘Hidden Gems’ on WWE Network

4 Submitted by on Mon, 11 September 2017, 08:00
Stamford, CT – To the surprise of wrestling fans and historians worldwide, WWE has discovered long-lost film of Hall of Famer Pat Patterson’s Intercontinental Championship victory in Rio de Janeiro. The film puts to rest the long-standing belief that the event was fabricated. The incredible discovery was made by WWE archivist Julian Himmelfarb. “We recently acquired a box of old VHS Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Nailz vs. El Gigante – Yes, It Happened…and It’s Every Bit As Horrible As We Hoped!

33 Submitted by on Thu, 07 September 2017, 20:00
NEW JAPAN, 1994 Not gonna lie, this was NOT the induction I was planning for this week. I had a few other ideas.  I was pondering going back one more time to the Piledriver VHS and doing another in-depth, scene by scene breakdown of maybe Girls in Cars or Jive Soul Bro.  I’d kicked around going completely off the rails, and reviewing an Asian Continue Reading...
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