TNA’s NASCAR crossover crashes and burns.

All Wheels Wrestling – inducted!

A legend answers Cody Rhodes in the TNT Title Open Challenge.

Get ready to feel the power of Randymania in Headlies!

WrestleCrap pays tribute to the late, great Regis Philbin!

A completely absurd – and TRUE! – story you must read to believe!

Obey. Consume. Buy the WWE Network.

WWE Lives in an all-new Headlies!

The Toast of The Coast takes Tinsel Town…

…and a wrestler’s life.

New induction!

All NES wrestling games are debated…and the best is chosen!

RD and Blade Show Episode 50, exclusively on Patreon!

Eyeballs, Swamps, Cameos, and Centaurs Running for President!

WrestleCrap Radio 296 is here!

Things were looking pretty bad for Rey Mysterio after Extreme Rules.

Lucky for him, WWE saw the problem and envisioned a solution.

Feast your eyes on a new Headlies!

A story of a wrestler and his rat.

CLICKBAIT WARNING: this time it’s an actual rodent.

Black Reign…INDUCTED!

Which “Dog-Faced” wrestler is demanding a match against the winner of AEW’s Puppy Battle Royale?

Find out in a doggone new Headlie!

WWE Superstars by night, drug-busting secret agents even later at night.

The second and last WWE novel – inducted!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Battlebowl 1993 – Mean Gene & Fifi’s Lethal Lottery and Chill

24 Submitted by on Thu, 10 January 2019, 20:31
This induction is dedicated to the late “Mean” Gene Okerlund, whose hijinks and horniness left and indelible mark on this pay-per-view broadcast. WCW made a lot of odd choices throughout its existence, not the least of which was tinkering with its annual Starrcade event, the oldest televised supercard in the wrestling world, by devoting the entire 1991 event to Battlebowl.  Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Vows To Win Gooker Award Next Year

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 January 2019, 08:00
Toronto, ON – An emergency meeting of executives at Anthem Sports was called this weekend to discuss Impact Wrestling’s exclusion from the 2018 Gooker Award nominations. Anthem Sports CEO Leonard Asper addressed the issue among his company’s leaders. “How? How does this happen?” asked Asper. “We’ve worked too long and too hard to just be completely left off the Wrestlecrap Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a Cactus Jacket from Cactus Jack!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 January 2019, 02:00
  Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found out that in 1994 Mick Foley ran a short-lived mail-order Leather Jacket catalog (!). Mick offered leather jackets for both men and women. Unfortunately there wasn’t much interest in the jackets and the business closed down pretty fast. I don’t know much about leather jackets but they look nice to me. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Trying To Dress Lars Sullivan Like The New Year’s Baby

2 Submitted by on Mon, 31 December 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has taken on NXT Superstar Lars Sullivan as a personal project with a time-honored gimmick. “With the McMahon family coming back on Raw and Smackdown, some plans were pushed to the side,” explained McMahon. “Unfortunately, some of those plans included Lars Sullivan. I felt bad for letting him down, but I came up Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: No Holds Barred- The shirt!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 December 2018, 02:00
If you’ve read R.D’s induction of No Holds Barred (and if you haven’t, you ought to) then you know the movie is… shall we say…. somewhat flawed. But Vince McMahon must have thought the movie would be really popular because the WWF put out this t-shirt featuring a drawing of Hulk Hogan (as Rip!) glaring at an enraged Zeus. Hulk looks like Continue Reading...
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2018: A LOOK BACK IN HORROR – THE WORST IN WRESTLING!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 27 December 2018, 20:00
Hello all. Great to see you folks again, for this, my sixth year of writing the Look Back. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that I would even take on the list this year. Since February, I’ve been writing scripts for my good friends at Cultaholic for their YouTube channel, and in April, I would assume many more roles with Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Comet The Reindeer Films Shoot Interview For Kayfabe Commentaries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 24 December 2018, 08:00
Newark, NJ – Legendary reindeer Comet sat down this past weekend with Sean Oliver of Kayfabe Commentaries for shoot interview. Comet did not hold back, unleashing years of pent-up frustration and anger at his former colleagues. “Santa’s Workshop would’ve closed down years ago if it wasn’t for me,” said a disgusted Comet. “It’s like those elves get dumber every year Continue Reading...
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Christmas Induction: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – Love This Show? You Won’t After You Read This!

43 Submitted by on Thu, 20 December 2018, 20:33
Television Special, 1964 Christmas time again!  That means but one thing at WrestleCrap.com…we forgo an induction of horrible wrestling to focus on a horrible Christmas movie instead!  It’s a tradition, one that we have now categorized as “Ye Olde Christmas Movies” on the site…access them all by clicking here!  Without any further adieu, let’s dig into another pile of Christmas crap! Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 279 – Merry Christmas, Crappers!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 17 December 2018, 19:18
Merry Christmas, fellow Crappers!  Blade Braxton and I are back with the annual Christmas show, and it’s a doozie!  Get out the egg nog and get to clickin’! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!  Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

5 Submitted by on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00
A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...
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INDUCTION: The XPW Raw Sewage Match – Xtremely Poopy Wrestling

25 Submitted by on Thu, 13 December 2018, 21:30
XPW, 2002 This week’s induction is going to be on the lean side due to a last-minute change of plans. See, up until last night, my plan was to induct the low-budget film, “Florida Bush League Wrestling”, a mockumentary made around 2000 that some distributor appears to have bought the rights to and then smothered with a laugh track. Think Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Masked Superstar Hyppo Debuts On Raw

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 December 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – A brand new Superstar going by the name of Hyppo made his debut at this week’s Monday Night Raw. Hailing from Lansing, Michigan, the previously unknown newcomer made short work of local opponent. Wearing a large hippopotamus mask over his head and a black singlet with his misspelled name splashed across the front, he wowed the Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Eggnog Match – Ho Ho Ho(s Are Splashing in Goo For Your Amusement)!

25 Submitted by on Thu, 06 December 2018, 19:13
WWF, 2001 Before we get into today’s induction, we wanted to once again let you know about our Patreon.  I know, I know, we beat you over the head about it, but it’s the key to WrestleCrap’s survival and better yet, you get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap content!  This week, for instance, we are offering a Patreon only re-induction of the legendary Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville

6 Submitted by on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hogan-Warrior II – Jack Tunney was right to ban this

39 Submitted by on Thu, 29 November 2018, 22:27
WCW, 1998 “I cannot in clear conscience allow these two men to once again batter each other beyond the point of exhaustion, past the threshold of pain, and at the expense of risking torturous injury. Therefore, I will not sanction a rematch in the near future.” That’s the memo WWF’s figurehead President Jack Tunney sent out immediately after Wrestlemania VI Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Cyber Monday Sales of New Becky Lynch Playset Crash WWE.com

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 21:26
Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set. “For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio #278!

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 20:45
It’s your favorite show of the year – our annual Black Friday spectacular!  Plus more wrestling talk than we’ve had in years.  No, we can’t believe it either.  But hey, get to clickin’ and hear it for yourself! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...
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SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS: Fly Fishing Mike Rotundo Autographed Photo

2 Submitted by on Sun, 25 November 2018, 19:24
As discussed on WrestleCrap Radio…I never thought he’d top that Captain Mike shirt where he had a giant head popping out of a boat, but he sure tried! This was apparently out of the 1988 DANGER ZONE calendar, and if anyone is looking to get me a Christmas present, this would look great hanging up in my living room....
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Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt

1 Submitted by on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00
“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The WWF Invades the Macy’s Day Parade – But No Gooker? For Shame!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 21 November 2018, 18:15
WWF, 1994 Two weeks ago, I inducted the worst War Games match ever, featuring the Ultimate Warrior and friends doing everything they possibly could to completely destroy what was one of wrestling’s truly legendary matches.  At the end of that article, I noted that in two weeks I would induct the follow up to that fiasco, Warrior vs. Hogan II. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Replaces Charlotte At Survivor Series

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 November 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, LA – Last night’s historic Survivor Series was capped off with the surprise return of WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker, which hasn’t been seen since its brief feud with Joey Janela at Starrcast this summer, was hand-picked by Becky Lynch to replace her. Lynch was set to take on current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey until Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Lost AWA Team Challenge Pilot – The Gagnes warp into the future!

28 Submitted by on Thu, 15 November 2018, 20:53
AWA, 1989 In the American Wrestling Association’s dying days, the company, faced with rapidly declining revenue and an exodus of stars, settled on a long-range booking plan called the Team Challenge Series, in which the entire roster was split up into three teams that competed against each other for points, with the eventual winners receiving a “million dollar prize”. A Continue Reading...
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