Induction: The Super Posedown: Vince’s original Body Stars face off!

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WWF, 1989

Years ago, wrestling promoters’ attitudes about sex appeal were a little… different. In “No Holds Barred,” Hulk Hogan’s bikini-brief clad buttocks made the villainess swoon and immediately come… to the side of good.


Over in WCW, their “sexiest wrestler” contest was won by Tom Zenk. Even at the 1996 Slammy Awards (note to self: induct the 1996 Slammy Awards), on the same night that Sunny won “Best Buns,” host Todd Pettengill serenaded the attendees with an ode to how sexy Shawn Michaels was (specifically noting “his earrings and hair and his thong underwear”). I don’t know whether these were all ploys to attract more female fans or the WWF and WCW felt that their largely-male audience was confident with their own sexuality, but Vince McMahon saw fit to promote for the inaugural Royal Rumble pay-per-view a contest to see whose muscled physique was more fabulous.


I am of course referring to the classic confrontation between Intercontinental Champion Ultimate Warrior and “Ravishing” Rick Rude in not just any match (or a match, period), but a Super Posedown.

I’m not sure what exactly made this particular posedown “super.” I thought that maybe it was the next-generation sequel to the the original Pose-Down!! on the NES, but this was 1989, two years before the SNES even launched. Plus, why a pose-down? What’s wrong with a pose-off? How about a pose-out?

Judging from this audition photo, Bad News Brown was apparently passed over for the posedown in favor of Rick Rude.

spd03 Nomenclature aside, Jesse Ventura claimed that this was the event he was most excited about tonight. Not the first ever 30-man Royal Rumble, not the Harley Race-Haku match for the King’s crown (I’ll give him a pass on that), but two guys standing around and flexing. Maybe in ’95 or ’99, dueling poses could outshine the rumble match, but come on!
Mean Gene announced the rules for the match, reminding the fans that the decision was all theirs. Right off the bat, you could tell exactly how this contest was going to go now that the fans got to decide who won and lost, but it’s at least refreshing to hear an announcer address a wrestling audience without calling them the “WWE Universe.” Also refreshing: hearing Bobby Heenan disingenuously try to ingratiate himself to the fans like some sort of ferret-like mammal whose name eludes me.  spd04
spd05 When Rude undid his robe, he revealed a hairless chest to go with his long hair. Years ago, my brothers and I rented this event on Coliseum video along with a later WWF pay-per-view where Rude had short hair and a hairy chest. Obviously (to us at least), he had cut his hair short and glued the trimmings to his chest. Now that’s a conspiracy theory Jesse should investigate!
Rick Rude performed a double biceps pose, but lacked “peaks,” a term I didn’t know had existed before Scott Steiner became the Big Bad Booty Daddy and started rattling off really clunky catch-phrases (like “Big Bad Booty Daddy”). spd06
spd07 When it was Warrior’s turn, The Body questioned his ability to pose properly, which was a valid concern given his off-the-wall in-ring persona. In reality, though, Jim Hellwig did bodybuilding before he entered the wrestling world, as evidence by this picture. At least that’s what I hope this picture is from.
The Warrior, naturally, rushed through his pose and then celebrated like Tarzan, much to The Body’s chagrin. “You never saw Arnold Schwarzenegger pound his chest and jump up and down when he won Mr. Olympia!” warrior poses
spd08 That’s right. He smoked a joint and ate fried chicken instead.
Gorilla gave the first round to the Ultimate Warrior, but Jesse was vehemently opposed. “No way!” said Ventura. “His posing technique was horrible!”
I’ll let The Body repeat that: “No way! His posing technique was horrible!”
spd10 Despite Jesse’s insistence that only Rick was posing properly, the fans overwhelmingly booed Rude* and cheered Warrior. It’s as if the same fans who would vote John Cena “2012 Superstar of the Year” (despite him not holding any titles and losing to John Laurinaitis) were incapable of giving an unbiased opinion.
*(that’s fun to say)
By the way, I don’t literally mean that these were the same people who would later vote for Cena; 24 years later, most of the kids cheering Warrior and going nuts for a pose-down would grow up to chant, “Cena sucks” as loud as possible to drown out the stupid 8-year-old marks. spd11
spd12 For his second pose, Rude chose “Best Abs,” which Ventura explained to Monsoon meant your stomach, “where the bananas go.”“Oh, you mean the breadbasket,” said Gorilla in my imagination. “Is that anywhere near the solar plexus?”
Heenan then squirted baby oil on his client’s midsection in a sequence whose homo-eroticism would be surpassed only by every single thing Bobby did and said while unveiling Narcissus at the Rumble four years later. heenan lotion
spd13 Gorilla couldn’t get over the fact that Rude posed while his “The Stripper”-esque music played. Jesse then put him down for being so out of touch with the posing world, as everyone posed with music by 1989. Ventura accused his broadcast partner of only ever having seen Sam Loprinzi and Art Grimek pose. I usually enjoy Jesse’s heel commentary, but that was going too far. I mean, Sam Loprinzi of all people! That’s cold.
(Also, Google tells me that the bodybuilder’s name was John Grimek, not Art Grimek. If I can’t trust Ventura’s bodybuilding insights, why am I even watching this? Without the credibility of the sporting world, it’s just two grown men pretending to compete for the affections of a largely heterosexual male audience by exhibiting their body parts one by one, which is a complete farce if there ever was one in pro wrestling, which means that I just answered my own question.) spd14

“She’s hoping for a Rude Awakening.” Yeah… in bed. In case you didn’t pick up on the innuendo.

It’s not just Rick’s music that Ventura defended; The Body also extolled the virtues of gyration as part of the sport of bodybuilding. The way Jesse had a scientific, sports-like explanation for every questionable aspect of Rude’s routine, he could probably successfully pitch cell phone footage of Studz Night Club to ESPN.
The Ultimate Warrior then showed off his own abdominals, but Jesse mentally deducted points from his score for having a thick waist. Before Warrior could lose his self-esteem and develop an eating disorder (be a star, Jesse!), the crowd once again sided with him in a landslide. Even Gorilla Monsoon admitted that Rude wasn’t getting a fair shake. When even Gorilla couldn’t rationalize the injustice suffered by a heel, the audience at home just knew Rude was gettin’ screwed.*
*see the previous asterisk
spd17 Heenan requested 15 minutes for Rude to prepare for the next pose, but Gene said the fans didn’t have time to wait around for 15 minutes. At least, not 15 more on top of the quarter-hour this segment would end up running anyway.
Monsoon wondered if The Ravishing One’s next pose would be focused on the back. “It could be back or ‘Most Muscular,'” speculated Jesse. Not twenty seconds later, Rick confirmed that he’d be doing the Most Muscular pose, baffling Gorilla, who claimed never to have heard of such a pose and asked his broadcast partner if he had, either. At least he didn’t ask who the fella with the American flag was.

(For the record, it was Narcissus again)

spd19 Gorilla had, however, seen such a pose, possibly while sitting in a mirrored bathroom stall, judging by Rick’s facial expression. He also noted the inferior development on Rude’s scapularis.
The Ultimate Warrior once again posed at the speed of light and got all the cheers, setting the score at 3-0, Warrior. Jesse just wouldn’t let up on the unprofessional Ultimate Warrior, admonishing him even for wearing face paint, which hides the face, which is part of the body, after all. Building facial muscle is pretty important, even, nay, especially in wrestling. How else do you think that WWE Superstars can absorb dozens of punches directly to the face when the average person would be knocked out after just one? spd20
spd21 Mean Gene, perhaps taking a cue from his boss, asked Rude what his final “maneuver” would be, leading Jesse to derisively repeat the word that McMahon would utter 273 times on Monday nights alone in 1993.
As Rude worked out with a bar and did push-ups to prep for his last pose, Warrior grew restless. The Body, however, admonished him on commentary. “You don’t interrupt,” insisted Ventura indignantly. “Posing is a personal thing.” spd22
spd23 Rude’s last pose would be a medley that included a pose I previously thought was confined to Hasbro’s WWF figures.
The Ultimate Warrior, on the other hand, basically duplicated Hulk Hogan’s post-match routine. spd24
warrior eyes Just before the fans could vote for the Warrior on the fourth and final pose, Heenan squirted him in the eyes with baby oil, which Warrior no-sold, only to get bashed in the head with that warm-up bar Rude had been carrying around all night.
Awakening from the ensuing beatdown, the Ultimate Warrior cleared the ring of officials and sprinted up the aisle. We never even found out who won! spd25

As ridiculous as this all looks in hindsight (or, if you were an NWA fan, as ridiculous as this all looked even at the time), this posedown would build to a lengthy feud between the two men, including a Wrestlemania match and two Summerslam bouts, one of which featured some of my favorite commentary of all time.

On the other hand, once Vince McMahon saw that tens of thousands of wresting fans who paid to see a wresting event would not only willingly sit through a fifteen-minute bodybuilding exhibition, but actually cheer, you’ve got to think that a prospective World Bodybuilding Federation looked pretty good to him. Why, if people who weren’t even fans of the sport could sell out an arena featuring a posedown, imagine how much the WBF could draw if the millions of body-building enthusiasts finally had a sports-entertainment league that catered directly to them!

So when you think of this…


…and this…


…and this…


…and eventually this…


…you can thank the Super Posedown.

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A wrestling fan ever since the days of Wrestlemania IX, Art graduated from college in the same building where Art Donovan called King of the Ring 1994. He also runs the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog, where he reviews New Generation-Era Monday Night Raws. Follow him on Twitter @Art0Donnell. Email at:
30 Responses to "Induction: The Super Posedown: Vince’s original Body Stars face off!"
  1. Down With OPC says:

    What’s up with Gorilla Monsoon and guys commentating with Gorilla Monsoon screwing up guys whose names may or may not contain “Art”?

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Another outstanding induction, Art!

  3. RD Reynolds says:

    “Rude’s last pose would be a medley that included a pose I previously thought was confined to Hasbro’s WWF figures.”


  4. Jimbolian says:

    Nice job indeed. For the next induction, I strongly recommend the craptacular “Wrestlemania XV Rage Party” special they aired the night before the PPV on USA Network which featured har-har-hardy-har-har bits from Brisco & Patterson (dressed in drag sketch included!), Issac Hayes singing about his balls, DX having trouble navigating down an escalator, and some other crap that’s worthy for induction.

    And yes, I got the video right here:

  5. English-B says:

    If you notice – when Vince McMahon fought Steve Austin on Monday Night Raw – Vince was wearing a pair of WBF sweatpants. At least this recycling of old merchandise didn’t lead to a naked Mideon.

  6. CBCB says:

    Hahaha, great induction! But oh man, that first picture…

    I was flipping through the channels the other day and landed on either Encore or Showtime (I forgot which one) and they were running “No Holds Barred”. Of all the scenes it could’ve been on, it just so happened to be THAT one. *shivers* My day could only get better from there, as it couldn’t possibly have gotten any worse.

  7. Anonymous says:

    To be 100% fair, the Warrior/Rude feud that followed this featured legitimately the best in-ring work that the Ultimate Warrior ever did in his entire career. So it did give us that at the very least.

  8. John says:

    For anyone wanting to get some good sleep (without some chemical help) try watching this and the previous years Royal Rumble with the Dino Bravo bench press segment. Ahhh those good old days of Dr. Z and his magic elixirs.

  9. The Doctor of Style says:

    I feel low for pointing this out, but in that Narcissus clip, it sounds like ol’ “Weasel” Heenan wanted to play Hide the Weasel with Narcissus.

    As other inductions like WWF Mania show, he also wore a pink v-neck for those promos.

  10. Alan says:

    Since Art mentioned it, the King Haku-Harley Race King’s Crown match was edited off of the Coliseum Video version, but was restored for the Rumble anthology set. I like that match. Also, the ’89 Rumble featured a ton of blue-screen promos & backstage segments that took up an inordinate amount of time, at least on the DVD. The Super Posedown was a colossal(not Connection)waste of time in my book.

  11. Bone White says:

    Could Vince look any more camp? Ooooohhhhhh get you!

  12. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I’m looking forward to the 1996 Slammy’s induction and getting around to a good Todd Pettengill knocking session…

  13. Dr. Phart-Ebum says:

    You can thank Pat Patterson.

  14. Urkel says:

    That Cena ‘discrace’ picture was brilliant. Just goes to show the intellectual capacity of the type of fuckwit who hates Cena because they think they should, then claims anyone who likes the guy is a sheep while repeating the same tiresome myths and bullshit as all his other frat-boy dipshit friends are.

  15. Preparation Triple H says:

    Rude booed & getting screwed? How lewd. Poor dude.

  16. Brian Jacobs says:

    Great induction as always but now my brain is damaged from the combination of the Hogan pushups GIF and the entry from Youtube of his new Miley Cyrus parody ad:

  17. Rose Harmon says:

    It doesn’t sound like Crap at all. *says the only hetero female Crapper*

  18. Greg says:

    In that one Warrior Ab Pose pic, it looks like Mean Gene is trying to hide a “Ken Patera promo” laughing fit…

  19. Thomas Moffatt says:

    In addition to chanting “Cena Sucks” the eight year olds cheering the Warrior also cheered Mark Henry when he WSS’d Hornswoggle and chanting for Mark Henry to do it again – It Came From YouTube if you ask me…

  20. Huw Roma says:

    This induction felt slightly forced and not as memorable as usual. It’s getting to the point where you might as well induct everything that’s ever occurred in wrestling history.

  21. Dan Sheldon says:

    Here’s what cracks me up. The heels were always booed for telling the truth. Jesse is right, Warrior’s posing technique WAS horrible LOL!!

  22. James says:

    It’s disgrace, not discrace. Funny article otherwise.

    • Art0Donnell says:

      That photo is an actual piece of “art” from deviantart. I searched “John Cena sucks” on Google images.

  23. Ripplin says:

    Rick Rude was ahead of his time. I mean, look at all the guys nowadays that are obsessed with pumping up their arms (and to a lesser extent, their overall torsos) and ignore the legs. 😉

  24. segaz says:

    “Can you shoot a guy as long as its outside the ring??” Lol Jesse

  25. Phil Soinski says:

    Dear, nervous we are here talking about a man’s physique. And oh gosh, him wearing a posing trunk or thong? Sounds like a bunch of skittish little 7th graders.

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