Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior water bottle

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WWF Ultimte Warrior water bottle suck cup

This is a stylish Ultimate Warrior water bottle from the early 90’s.

Or, if you’re Dusty Rhodes, it’s a suck cup.

Whatever you call it, it makes your water taste like plastic. Yech!

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior water bottle"
  1. Down With OPC says:
    January 2, 2015 at 7:36 am

    Those type of water bottles were EVERYWHERE in the early ’90s. I used to have a Ninja Turtle one!

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  2. Scrooge McSuck says:
    January 2, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    I want my Ultimate Warrior Suh-Cup!

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  3. Mister Forth says:
    January 2, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    This bottle is perfect for when you need to fill your spaceship-sized thirst with rocket fuel refreshment.

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  4. Cameron A. says:
    January 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    One does not drink from Ultimate Warrior’s water bottle. One gathers the hydric ejection from the gods above. The plastic taste is a minor inconvenience in the will to survive.

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  5. John C says:
    January 2, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    “THIS CUP HOLDS THE POWER OF DESUCKTICITY!!!!!!”

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  6. Guest says:
    January 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm

    I guess Warrior wants to send the power of the Ultimate Warrior down everyone’s throats until they become sick of it.

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  7. J says:
    April 11, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    That promo was the first and only time I ever heard of a water bottle be called a suck cup as a kid I was wondering what the hell he was talking about

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  8. Joel Kazoo says:
    May 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    It sounded like he called it a “Thipka”! I can juice OR milk in it!? SOLD!!!!!

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