Someone Bought This: Rumble Roses- the wrestling game for horny losers

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Crapper E-Squared writes:

Ah, “Rumble Roses,” the all-female wrestling game that was advertised as fan-service to male gamers. While it’s a decent wrestling game (In regards to gameplay), I wonder if the fact that the sexualized characters in the game made it look like if it catered to horndogs out there.

Look at the intro and tell me that the camera close-ups to the women were examples of fan-service. Hell, the commercial for this didn’t help, even though I liked how the Hardy Boyz’s old theme song was in it.

Wow… I’ll never understand how a guy could get turned on by a digital representation of a woman.

I bet they focused on making all the women “hot” and forgot to make the game any good.

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11 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Rumble Roses- the wrestling game for horny losers"
  1. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    Yikes. That commerical (& the game itself, no doubt) would give Anita Sarkeesian a heart attack.

    Also, David Lee Roth’s songs should never be covered by any other artist. EVER.

  2. John C says:

    Don’t know why there had to be a mud pit match cause the commercial at least showed decent move sets available. They could have had a decent game to introduce to female gamers minus the weird need to oversexualize what could be a straight up decent game. The slow motion effects on the Yankee Rose video really bizzare for video game characters, if you’re turned on by that. GET HELP!!! Get out of your parent’s basement, go try to talk to a real girl and be normal.

  3. Sean Bateman says:

    A game fit for the Midnight Rose!

  4. Vealchop says:

    The gameplay itself was actually pretty good but it was made for the same people who played DOA Volleyball.

  5. TheOneManChainGang says:

    Damn. I forgot about this game. I had a friend who owned this thinking it would be great fun. To my knowledge we played it one night and that was the last time.

  6. Velvet Al says:

    I thought the game had an element of campy fun. The storylines for why the girls entered the tournament were over the top ridiculous, from revenge to saving an orphange to bizarre medical experimentation. And the control mechanics were simple, letting you pull off cool moves easily.

    That said, the perversion level really needed to be toned down. Worse than the mud pit match is a mode that lets you watch the girls stretch in the locker room, and you get to control the camera.

  7. Anonymous says:

    The gameplay in those is actually better than average, but the head designer of the games has actually even admitted in interviews that the whole point is to sell the game to shut-in losers and that it’s basically glorified softcore porn.

  8. MistaMaddog says:

    This needs to be inducted…a wrestling game with storylines that could have been written by Vince Russo. Seriously, the main story has a character named Reiko enter the tournament to find her missing mother & sister, only to find her sister is a mysterious masked heel and that a mad nurse turned her mother into a cyborg that bounces around the ring like a pinball. And of course after each character wins the game, they do a heel/face turn.

    Never complain about WWE ’15 again…

  9. Kenneth Wise says:

    If you think this is bad, look up the anime “I wanna be the strongest.” It is advertised in the same way as rumble roses, but somehow manages to do rumble roses right.

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