Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever

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WWE Crime Tyme JTG

I swear on a stack of brand-spankin’ new copies of The Death Of WCW that I am not in fact making this up!

Former WWE Superstar JTG will be releasing his first book tomorrow. The book is titled, “Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?” and will feature backstage stories from his time in OVW and WWE.

Below is promotional material for the book from JTG:

DAMN! WHY DID I WRITE THIS BOOK? Is a compilation of short stories all focused around the four letter word that has ended more wrestling careers than steroids, pills and alcohol combined. HEAT!

HEAT – A “black cloud” that follows a superstar after a personal conflict or misunderstanding between two individuals or more backstage.

In Damn! WHY DID I WRITE THIS BOOK, I take the reader, on a journey, from the beginning of my career, to the final curtain call; sharing stories on how I battled Heat from day one, while managing to piss off more people for writing this book!!!

I love the title of that book! No fooling!

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10 Responses to "Someone Bought This: JTG’s forthcoming book has the best title ever"
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    This will be a New York bestseller

  2. John C says:

    Shouldn’t Ron Simmons own the rights for that title. The sequel will be called Damn! Does anyone even remember who I am? Then the trilogy will conclude with, Damn! Buy this book so I can pay my rent!!!

  3. Preparation Triple H says:

    Maybe Ron Simmons will write the foreword.

    And it will only consist of: “DAMN!”

  4. Thomas says:

    The greatest title that contains the word “book” since The Monster at the End of This Book.

  5. the14thListener says:

    “sharing stories on how I battled Heat from day one” needs to be changed to “sharing stories on how I [would have] battled [on Sunday Night] Heat from day one [had I been with the company at the time]”

  6. Jimbolian says:

    “DAMN! WHY DID I WRITE THIS BOOK? Is a compilation of short stories all focused around the four letter word that has ended more wrestling careers than steroids, pills and alcohol combined. HEAT!”

    Yeah, being stuck on Sunday Night Heat can do that to a person’s career.

    On the flip side, maybe J.R. can reiterate J.T.G. by giving him a copy of his cookbook, “Can You Take The Heat?”

  7. Geoff says:

    Do you mean reimburse?

  8. AK says:

    I’m surprised he didn’t title the book.

    “Yo, yo, yo, I just wrote a book. Well actually my Ghost Writer wrote it. Well actually my Ghost Writer is a Horse. Well actually my Ghost Writer isn’t a Horse, it’s a Broom.”

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