From Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000, here’s a WWF ad featuring… Beauty Pageant contestants.
Beauty Pageant contestants who start randomly wrestling each other.
Because… um… ATTITUDE! That’s why!
YEAH!!!
(No, I don’t “get it” either).
When asked for comment on this commercial, Stubby said “Those girls having missing teeth is great!” he exclaimed with a wink, but without further explanation.
This is the most baffling pro wrestling commercial I’ve ever seen.
It was after his comment that Stubby realized that he has never known the meaning of true love. He confided this to best pal Don Mason and then they both began to cry over this cathartic moment. They spent the rest of the evening on Don’s couch wearing trash bags and watching every Romantic Comedy on Netflix starting with Love Actually and ending with Gigli. And after more tears were shed Stubby realized how strange it was that all Don had were boxes and boxes of empty tissue paper.
Horrible commercial. I can’t imagine anyone watching that and then thinking “SHIT I GUESS I SHOULD WATCH SOME O’ DAT DUBYA DUBYA EFF!”