Crapper Sean Bateman writes:
You can insert jokes about Double J being a politician here
He plays with his dog! He plays basketball! He loves his country! He’s an All-American!
And most importantly, he has the good sense to use Ray Charles’ classic recording of America The Beautiful in his vignette!
I’m sure somewhere along the way he’d promise a Blinking Horse in every garage and a gold record of With My Baby Tonight on every bathroom wall!
I’d vote for Jeff Jarrett in a heartbeat!
That’s V-O-(ha-ha!)-T-E!
“Hi, I’m Jeff Jarrett and I’m wondering if someone could explain to me what a Good Housekeeping Match is?”
I wanted to hate on this so bad, but the song makes it work 100%.
It brings the Whitest Kids U’ Know sketch “Clint Webb For Senator” to mind. And Vermin Supreme 🙂
Jarrett still sucks. Vastly overrated little twerp.