It turns out that all you need to make a theme song is a tugboat horn sound effect, and a sweet late-80’s Casio keyboard with a functioning Demo button.
Poor Fred Ottman.
Between the whole Shockmaster incident (which again, wasn’t his fault!), and having to listen to this lame theme song every night for months at a time while doing the “TOOT! TOOT!” arm motion thing.
At least the crowds liked the TOOTing!
At least Earthquake got awesome Earthquake-themed music that he could stomp to the ring in time with.